alright /b/ ask a pagan that's worked all night anything, go

How was your shift, mate?

>>606870117
it was annoying, i had some Japanese lady that didnt understand what 15 minutes was

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is it a fact that pagans actually warship satan?

>>606870199
Well - time is relative, right?

>>606870691
WARSHIP SATAN

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Why is your pentacle upside down, asshole?

>>606870026
on a scale of 1 to jesus how christ are you?

>>606870026
oi oi cunt man, Odin or nah?

>>606870691
some do and can, i don't, the religions isn't about Lucifer, that'd be satanism

>>606870728
i guess, but when you call the english hotline for english help, i mean.... i'd expect you to know what 15 min is

>>606870801
eh? i put a pentagram on there, whoops
>implying i care
i use both anyways

>>606870827
uh... zero

>>606870828
go you sound like my friend billy,
yeah, celtic

>>606870026
"Pagan" is a pejorative applied to followers of religions you disdain. It is not a religion itself.

You are an illiterate faggot.

>>606870026
would you eat a chunt?

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>>606870929

Its the same thing regardless of what word you use, retard.

>The only people who use the upside down version are satanists, edgy teenagers.
>OP high school student confirmed

>>606870026
where do you work?

>>606870935
you're absolutely right, it by itself is not a religion, it's just a catch all if you will, thing is most amerifats don't know that shit, nor do half the planet, not many people do research brah

>>606871055
nah, they mean two different things, i can say i'm twenty and in college, i'm also not edgy, want my facebook?

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>>606870843
in the same way that Muslimism warships christianity by committing terror acts, does not Paganism just warship satan by doing it's gatherings and so forth, making one seem superior to the other?

>>606871137
i work for a third party company but i do projects for Chrysler automobiles, mainly maintenance on the website

>>606870026
why do pagans always want attention and refuse to listen to logical arguments because theyre so emotionally led and cant analyze their own feelings.

Why do you believe in the devil's lies when the truth is all around you?
Is it just some edgy teenage thing where you have a need to look different to defy your parents because you think they don't understand you when they say you can't sleep over at your gay friend's house?

>>606871183
i dont seem superior or act superior to anyone, i try not to be the alpha nor be a fuckin beta, just trying to coast on through, and again we dont all worship satan

>>606871273
eh? i mean, i think i'm pretty logical

>>606871348
needs more Desu

How many walkers have you killed?
How many people?
Why?

>>606870026
>pagan
>dimmu borgir

you truly are retarded

>>606871341
pretty sure the great tree came before your time mate, look into some actual history,

>>606871456
zero
zero
i feel like it is correct in my own opinions, people can beleive whatever, and i dont want to step on anytoes

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>>606871419
so it's like a delta faith, where most things are for everyone? A stand alone path? please explain practises

>>606871477
>mfw it's still a pentagram album cover or not
>implying i listen to any of their music
never heard of that band till like not even 15 min ago looking for a pic to post to open a thread

which religion do you believe in? and please do not say wicca or witchcraft as they are practices not religions which is why you can practice wicca and be a catholic(many people choose not to believe this however many early practitioners of witchcraft were christians, King Solomon supposedly summoned demons which makes him a sorcerer). pagan is a derogatory name given by the holy roman empire to all those who worshiped the old gods. so which do you believe in? Odin? Zeus or Jupiter? perhaps the Egyptian pantheon? which one?

>>606871725
evidence that you are a faggot ass troll.
claims to be pagan and not listen to black metal hah

>>606871642
let's create a god

you and i beleive in said god,
let's name her Desu,
goddess of the internet sure, who cares

two people beleive in this goddess, she has in laments terms, +2 power

so lets take the judo-christian god

what millions of followers? +(rough estimate) 3M power?

it's pretty simple on how gods work

sacrifices are like +3
so Odin Thor, you name it, are still alive and strong due to said power

practices, i simply worship a god by doing things in their name

>>606871055
Another pagan reporting in.
Five pointed star by itself = pentagram
In a circle = pentacle

>>606871768
if i had to choose, i'd go with teachings of Odin, and Ra, always been fascinated with both

>>606872098
FUCK YEA ODIN BROS!!! Egyptian and Greek are close seconds

>>606871910
OP here, i actually wasn't allowed to listen to most if not all music till i was 18, so i never got into any music

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>>606872027
is it spiritually acceptable to welcome Desu as a neo-deity in contemporary pagan circles

>>606872278
I personally like Loki alot, and no, not because of marvel comics or bullshit, the actual loki

>>606872316
if we named her god of the internet, and we start spreading her around, and people actually worship her; then yes, yes we can, she can be the true goddess of the internet

>>606872283
Wtf dude

>>606872516
my parents were weird, i dunno why, ask them, only music i had to listen to was vidya, so... that's what i have in my ipod, i mean, it's whatever

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>>606872479
yessssss my Odin brother yessss the real Norse religion...Fuck Marvel and their fucken copying bs ass

>>606872616
No music in the time of the prophet. I get you bro.

>>606872479
But if there is already one, with more followers, then whats the point of worshipping desu?

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>>606872479
>carrying out internet actions in the name of Desu is truly being pagan.
is paganism a form of eternal subservience?

>>606872668
i will admit, marvel does have some pretty funny interactions
>>606872697
happens
>>606872706
well, Thor is god of thunder, and oak tree's and etc.
what's Zeus...? also god of thunder and skies... etc.

i mean, up to you, depends on what you want to do

>>606872933
I meant if there is another Internet goddess or smth

>>606872916
i wouldn't say that, it's just how you interpret what the word "worship" means, when i hunt and kill an animal i do it in the name of the gods, but i mean... in this world
you could very well easily play a video game for you god(s)
welcome to neo-paganism

>>606872933
marvel for what it is, sure, i like it, but the whole Thor universe...just could they not think of their own gods? or what? let's just steal the most badass religion of all time? oh let's make them aliens too! fuck me....

>>606873087
i'm not sure if there is one yet, i presented the idea a long time ago on /b/ about the "god of the internet" the thread didn't take off at all

>>606870026
What's it's like to be a teenager/mentally handicapped person, op? Or are you just trying so hard to be cool (by your book)? A pic wolud probably tell a lot.

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>>606870026
Is Varg Vikernes a God to you? If not, then fuck you and your fake idols, Varg is our

>>606873211
Were u surprised XD?
You're talking with Satanist right now.

>>606873121
agreed, if they made the old stories into comics that'd be fine... but i mean... including their own characters into the old stories doesn't make them.... old stories

>>606871419
Logical huh? please tell me about which temple you leave out offerings for. Your shit is no different than all the other shit, except it has wolves and nature so kids and vapid girls think its cool.

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>>606873267
i'm twenty and i wouldnt say mentally handicapped, just bored, uh... i guess i can show a pic, i did offer my facebook earlier

>>606873363
hue, nah, i wasn't surprised at the least

>>606873365
boom...exactly...god damn

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>>606873099
what do you exclude from your administering of the term worship?

>>606873531
i have a make shift shrine which right now i'm using as a desk for my laptop, so... it's not in service currently? i dunno how to put it into words to be honest,
there is a clearing in which i have made a place for my other offerings if you will

>>606873540
Well then, how does pagan Satan looks like?

>>606873692
as long as it's a legitimate sentiment torwards that god, go for it, i dont see anything wrong with anything, from killing an ant to having sex with a zebra, i dunno, go nuts

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you're so stupid that you use a word that literally means any religion that isn't Christian as a name for your single belief system
You're not a pagan, you're a massive edgy teen faggot who doesn't know the difference between Thor and a hole in the ground

>>606873848
uh... a human? not sure how straight forward i can be on that one

>>606873746
im going to let you in on a secret, the groups "oracle" is acting. They can read people and give out vague information about general issues that they know through basic social interaction.

>>606873936
sure thing kid, very nice on using the most over used insult on 4chan to insult some random guy, bravo, you sure meemed me m8

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>>606873884
sounds a little satany to me

>>606874104
i haven't read the satanic bible, but it's whatever you want to interpret as, but if you're worshiping satan, it's satanism lol

>>606873540
I just can't see how you can take this seriously.
>if i had to choose, i'd go with teachings of Odin, and Ra, always been fascinated with both
>FUCK YEA ODIN BROS!!! Egyptian and Greek are close seconds
>I personally like Loki alot
I mean, I can get the fascination but it's, like, history or religious studies or whatever. Are contemporary, alive religions not "special" enough for you?

>>606873967
I meant how do you worship him so he could be pleased, what does he represents, is it like in Satanism, where you are independent and stuff or is it something else, more theistic?

>>606874207
And if you do that, you're still as stupid and incapable of self thought as any other religious fundamentalists, but also with an added helping of edgy

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>>606874207
I basically worship vagina

>>606874207
So how can pagan worship Satan, if you are worshipping Satan, you're Satanist..

>>606874252
just a bit different m8

>>606874252
the judo-christian religion is a bunch of ass-hats that only worship on holidays that were traditionally pagan holidays,
i dunno, i like to believe in whatever i want >>606874327
you could be in groups, it's mostly independent with how you interact with the world
>>606874371
i'm pretty sure doing what you want and every now and then saying i do this for _____ is self awareness

>>606874489
you dont

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>>606870026

can i ask you to fuck off please?!

>>606874234
OP here, that's a dumb card, be easier just to be a 5/3 for 4 mana, and there's no planeswalker of her, someone get on and make one

>>606874095
Nice, you utterly failed in defending yourself and your beliefs
Whatever deity you claim you believe in is surely disappointed in how massive a failure you are

>>606874651
you can ask, as long as threads alive, and with all of this Desu here, i mean, that's not gonna happen any time soon

>>606874857
uh huh, that's great kid, thanks for free bumping my thread

>>606870026
were you trying to shave down all the edges?

>>606870026
If you don't worship Odin fuck you

>>606875262
well, seeing as i'm not a a neck bearded faggot >see >>606873540
and i like wearing white

pretty sure i'm not trying to be edgy, i'm sorry if being different in the slightest automatically makes me edgy

>>606874624
Why though? Were you contacted by your deities? Did you suddenly feel the grace of faith associated with them? My guess is it's just something you read about and thought "Well that's cool", "I can relate to this" or "I want my life to be about this. Like I said, I still don't get why you'd make it about religion - you know it's bullshit.

>i dunno, i like to believe in whatever i want
I guess your brain chemistry is out of whack or you're just "that" kind of a person.

>>606875404
ah, but i do

>>606870026
What does paganism say or think regarding suicide?

>>606870026

here's the question - why are you so fucking dumb?

>>606875460
more the latter on that, and at first it was more "hey that sounds cool let's try that!" but i actually felt some good vibes, i dunno, the best way to put it is the grace of faith associated with them, it felt right and nice, so i kept on going
>>606875526
well, that's more of a personal matter, honestly i dont think it's a good idea, your spirit might be in limbo for a while, but it's whatever really, i dont know you that well, i'm not gonna stop you if you do, make sure you dont stain the couch or something

>>606875630
why do you ask that, genuine curiosity

>>606875439

timestamp with shoe on head or that's some random you found online

>>606875831
So because it felt right you've upgraded it from a cool idea to a religious belief, acknowledging associated deities and phenomena as REAL?

>>606874327
>>606874207
>>606874104
>>606870843
I'm only here cause ignorantfags are talking about what they believe is Satanism. Worship of Lucifer/The devil is a fucktard that believes in Christianity but worships the evil rather than the other retards worshipping their God. We true Satanists call them reverse Christians and they have no relation to us those that worship some fucktard mythical being are referred to as theistic. Satanism real Satanism worships no such mythical beings.

>>606870026
have you studied under any mentor, or are you independent scum like the rest of /x/?

>>606875842
gimmie a sec, laptop camera is being dumb, i'll grab my phone or something

>>606876220
bored now

Odin and the Nordic Pantheon of Gods associated are who I 'believe' in, I'm not saying they are real, nor am I saying they are fake, just pretty badass entities that I can relate things to and see certain ways about things, plus who doesn't want the world to end in one giant deathmatch?

>>606876067
well it's not THAT simple, i did, feel like they were there, and that they actually responded

>>606876215
my friend taught me some stuff, and i went off of that

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>>606876300
too bad

>>606876130
them you need to change the fucking Name of your fucking religion, satanism is related to satan , who is a evil faggot

>>606876709
worship of lucifer does indeed have its own religion of satanism... it's not paganism

>>606876486
Okay, I guess I can't probe your head. Not much of a religion, more like fascination with and, indeed, worship of legendary gods/heroes.
As for the pic, I don't know - I guess you're creepy on the inside. I kinda get the "nice guy luring women to their brutal death" vibe.

>>606876523
>606876215
i'm only asking because I am such scum, having only watched videos of a particular pagan that I admire. wanting to visit a hunter's lodge someday soon...

>>606876993
see but >>606876486 isnt OP, that's just the other guy that likes odin

>>606877169
>inb4 it was me DIO

>>606877090
uhm... dont kill anyone? i guess? i mean, not much i can do here, not like i can smite you or whatever, nah, that's jedi

>>606876993
I'm not OP, but yea, like Buddhism I guess, not so much of a religion, but more of a fascination and worship of the Nordic deities, it's one of those 'hard to explain' situations...but you seem to get the point, what do you 'believe' in or don't?

>>606877169
this guy has spoder senses

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>>606877591
OP here
you're a smart one aren't ya

>>606876847
Indeed those that worship the Christian devil are theistic satanists and many affiliate these reverse Christians with the whole collective that call themselves satanists when truely these theistic fools are just an oddity. That's like claiming Isis represents all of the Muslim religion.

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>>606877893
this guy knows what's up

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>>606877807
super smart I am, mhmm

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>>606878031
>mfw when i quoted the wrong anon and meant to quote >>606877169

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>>606878122
>mfw it's ok OP, it's ok

>>606877591
I don't believe in anything. I either know or I don't know. Reaching out into space with your imagination, trying to comprehend the grandeur of the universe (only to fail) and realizing the insignificance of things is stimulating enough for me. Also I do drugs, never been in a relationship (not interested, I'd rather relax on my own or spend time with my male friends - women have little to offer other than looking and smelling nice, though I'm saying that just from my point of view, there's nothing wrong with them nor are they worse than men, though different) and leave home almost only for work.

>>606878313
hue
but no is there anything else? i've been up since 3pm and it's like 9:30 am over here, i'm tired as shit, but i don't mind answering questions

>>606878442
not a bad life, albeit a tad boring, but not bad, and that's a-okay
9/10 would friend

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>>606878442
>I don't believe in anything. I either know or I don't know. Reaching out into space with your imagination, trying to comprehend the grandeur of the universe (only to fail) and realizing the insignificance of things is stimulating enough for me

I can relate to some of that stuff in some ways, life is just, well, ???

I'm creative enough and imaginative enough to 'recreate' what I 'believe' in, even if it is nothing more than an in depth fantasy to entertain me until I die....but you sound like a pretty decent guy nonetheless!

>>606878619
and uhh...what is your advice for life, or being an adult, or just any advice in general? if any

>>606879150
aside from the ebum maymay, stay in school dont quit your day job, dont do drugs
uh.. i gotta say, do some research on shit, see what you like, and go from there, being an adult sucks, and make sure you do you taxes, any general advice? the ear has a lot of nerve endings, nibble on that when your partners ear if you haven't already during sex, black in MtG is bullshit and it shouldn't exist, fuck black, total bullshit

>>606879504
O wise words, cheers!

Enjoy your day/sleep, if you were leaving that is :)

>>606879946
i'm down to answer more questions, the threads slowed down considerably however

>>606880060
physically, in the casual objectifying women way, what do like like your women to look like?

>>606880393
i actually kinda like my women with a little more meat than average, and i mean... the real average, not the photoshopped bullshit of hollywood where my friend who weighs 120 lbs is considered to be an extra large,
also something grabbable on the chest and ass is always nice but not necessary

>>606880614
I can agree on this, very sensible!

Favourite animal, least favourite

What are you terrified of?

>>606880880
>favorite animal,
i gotta say Fox, not as edgy as wolf
and they've always piqued my interest, if fantasy animals are allowed, Pheonix,
>least favorite
i gotta say arachnids
>terrified of
arachnids, the dark or rather what's in it, and not saving when i enter a dungeon on FF.... i like my xp

>>606881142
I feel ya, I can dig

Hmm...

Just tell me random shit about yoself or life...until I think of better questions

>>606881577
wasnt allowed to listen to music until i was 18, uhm... i'm bisexual, mostly straight, uh... i dunno, i'm shit at these things, i enjoy vidya classics, and i'll play anything megaman sonic, or final fantasy, i play league

>>606881791
i did just turn 20 8 days ago, so there's that i guess?

>>606881791
oh so no music at all???? details on this would be interesting

and when put on the spot for something so vague, im pretty sure we all think we're shit at it :P but so far so good!

>>606881887
And happy birthdey you majestic fox (for 8 days ago)


>What did you want to be when you were 10? (or any young age i guess)

>What do you want to do now

>Any advice for people unsure or still deciding on what they want to do around your age

>What do you feel about the future in general, and also the future of yourself?

>>606882318
i'm not sure, my parents wouldnt let me buy any CDs or tapes back in the day, and after i was a but older like 16, they simply said why buy that? it's not like you have others or like a giant collection of tapes/CDs so i just never bought any albums, then i hit 18 years old and well... i can do what ever i want, thing is because of that all i had to listen to was stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx79UtJbpfE
so that's what i have

>>606882318
i wanted to grow up and be like sonic, i was a huge fan back in the day

i want to be a sociologist thanks to 4chan lol

like i said before, do your research, maybe being a computer programmer sounds fun, but it might not be your thing

i feel like the future is looking up, things are slowly transitioning towards positivity after all this shit, don't get me wrong, what's better than bull shit? dog shit, but hey an improvement is an improvement, as for myself? i dunno, i like where i am, and i hope it stays good, got a good paying job, good friends, a loving girlfriend in which i hope to have a fiance soon, so... yeah, good... very good

>>606883033
Hmm I wonder what your parents reasons were? To somehow disallow their child to a basic right? I would understand if they didn't want you listening to swear words etc when you were a kid, or let you listen to the crap that is made today, interesting indeed :)

There was a time I too wished to be sonic, used to think I could run just as fast...

Do your research is good advice no doubt, but it can also be difficult, well for me that is...what do you suggest if there is well, no where else to turn? I've tossed through multiple different things, and nothing hit home for me...perhaps it's a mental thing...or simply, any advice for doing said research?

and very valid points! And let's be honest, when we're talking about the Earth and Universe as a whole, there's not really much we can do but just take it as it comes, shit is still shit, you can put glitter on it to make it pretty, but it's still gonna be shit :P

And it looks like your life is pretty awesome thus far :) and I hope it gets even better, or at least stays relatively stable as is, best of luck to you and your soon to be fiance (I hope)!

>>606883986
you remind me of me, heh, well i was a hands on kinda person, so i like to actually go out and do shit, my research was actually going out and learning, i think i've spent at least 5-7k on the most random ass classes on how to's
some examples, tennis, gutair, piano, coding, programming, photoshop, martial arts, black smithing, you name it, and i can do rudimentary shit about it probably better than the average person, it takes a while to find what appeals to you, i found black smithing incredibly fun, and i love sociology, so that's what i'm going with

>>606884389
likewise!

that's actually a pretty good method of going about things, just to go out and do them, what's the worst that could happen, you become a renaissance man? (which you seem to be already)
I dig ya, i guess you're somewhat further through the maze than I, but no doubt discussing this with you has shuffled me onward, definitely has given me a lot to think about, so cheers for that

stay you man, do as you do :) hope to meet more people like you, the slim glimmer of faith in humanity, in the times a head! If not, well, I guess see you on the otherside ;P

I too am off to sleep, peace out, I would definitely friend you 10/10, brother you 10/10 and die alongside you 10/10, have a good one, and good luck to the future!

>>606885325
see ya fellow anon. it was both a pleasure to meet you, and speak to you and with that, peace,
glad i could help brother :)