What did you fucks do for your highschool senior pranks? Have any good ideas? I don't want any boring and/or overdone ones
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Im from the UK so we don't do this shit but you should kill a small animal like a bird or a squirrel and then hide the body somewhere that it can not be found easily or found at all and then after a while it will smell like shit
I did this one thing that all the rest of the kids hated. I passed all my classes and never looked back again. Niggers called me a racist because they weren't able to do the same
every single exit
>mfw kid breaks his arm hopping a 6 ft fence trying to leave
Haul a really fat kid up to the roof. Usually takes a crane to get him out.
There was a bit of a trend going on in my HS where people would zip tie other people's backpacks shut and think it was funny as fuck. So, after school, a bunch of people went around the whole school zip tying people's lockers shut. The next day the whole class skipped school except one of my friends. He said the morning janitor cut half of them off before school even started. Worth a try, right?
that should have said padlocked every single exit
Me and my friends put vaseline on every single doorknob in the school. We went into the washroom and covered everything with vaseline, including the doorknob out, so you'd have to wash your hands again.
We got suspended.
I put a crane in my school, usually takes a crane to get it out
Disassemble a crane and assemble it in one of the classrooms. Usually takes a cow to get it out.
>highest tier godawful stench type
>figure specific time
>conspire with friends
>set watches to right after lunch
>enter each different bathroom
>gtf back to class
Me + a /b/ro printed out shit tons of troll faces and plastered the school. Shoved a bunch into vents so they flew out when the A/C turned on(some got stuck and one teacher spent a good 2 weeks picking the rest out with a pen in the middle of classes), tacked full sheet sized ones onto notice boards, and put hundreds all over some of the bathrooms. And some we just thrw around because fuck it.
My parents skipped me ahead a year to challenge me. So instead of being the top student in my grade and having it easy, I had to work my ass off in honors classes, got substandard grades and almost didn't graduate.
Lemme build an EMP bomb real quick quise just hold on!
We did something similar to this.
>abandoned car in student lot forever
>paint the bitch to look obscene as fuck
>take wheels off, jack up on to flatbed
At this point it was pretty late and I had to leave, god knows how they did the rest.
>we have a pretty nice courtyard that the school is built around
>small school, small courtyard
>lots of lightposts
>mfw next morning the car is right in the center of the courtyard wedged between 4 lightposts
I think it literally took a crane to get it out, or they disassembled it I can't quite remember.
>went to some random farm late one night
>stole 2 chickens and one rooster
>had them for a day in a dog carrier
>didn't know what to do with them
>released them into the school
>showed up next day
>10 retard kids chasing animals threw the quad
Its a pretty painless prank but was still funny and talked about.
>super glue all the books closed
>super glue the books together
>one giant glue book
>it gets so heavy it takes a crane to get it out
i like this one
my high school was being renovated while i was there, and in my junior year we had skylights installed in all the hallways, so you could look up and see outside. some kids got on the roof and taped pages of playboys and hustlers to them
Uhhh ohhhhh the gramer pulice is here. Beter not spel mah wurds rong.
Have every senior make a christian-bale-points-to-dubs pose upon accepting their diploma, and yell, "Check 'em!" By the time they figure it out and call for a crane, you'll be long gone.
We put a mattress in the school pool. If you let it sink to the bottom, it takes a crane to get it out.
> about 6 friends and I all hid loads of dead fish and other seafood in a bunch of lockers (school was all indoors) and under the school until everything smelled so bad they gave the whole school 2 days off.
>when we came back we pulled a prank where 2-3 of us would take turns pulling rape alarms and locking them in lockers during classes, it was so loud nobody could pay attention.
Confetti everywhere, shits impossible to clean up, it's cheap, and there's alot of options. Like penis shapped ones, words n shit.
Simple And elegant
Ziptied all the freshman, sophomores, juniors lockers shut. Pretty harmless, but they all had to share like 4 pairs of scissors between the 800 of them.
echo Windows is loading, Please wait..
hide script on computer, change google chrome / internet explorer link to run script.
It is triggered at later class period.
you can also use a command to delay it
AT 12:30:00 /EVERY:m,t,w,th,f,s,su C:\Windows\folder.bat
In the cafeteria, we had a communal ketchup and mustard dispenser that wasn't in the line of sight of any supervisors. I overheard a group of my friend's friends discussing a plan to put LSD in the ketchup... Not too surprisingly, nothing happened.
When I was a junior, I put 4 cartons of milk in very hidden areas of the 4 hallways that got the warmest due to sunlight. One week before graduation, at night, I snuck in and opened all of them and poured them on the floor of those hallways. School hallways smelled fucking awful for at least a year.
hire gay pride bus(es), block entrance (s)to school, release rainbow coloured animals e.g. pigs, chickens, a goose (they are defensive, they will have to call a specialist) then acquire enough asbestos in powdered form and coat buses and animals with it, while at the same time you shoot the school up and get a cow on the roof that will need to be craned off and finally. Rape favorite dinner cook
Our high school alma mater was "Amid the Pines" so we spent months after Christmas collecting all thrown out Christmas trees from around the neighborhoods.
Then one night we loaded them all up in pickup trucks and scattered them around the campus block doors, up on the roof, strung up the flagpoles etc. Everywhere.
Went down as the least destructive but yet most expensive prank-cleanup the school had to undertake. Never caught.
1. Buy a shit ton of bread
2. Buy a shit ton of Nyquil
3. Soak bread in Nyquil
4. Go to park and feed birds
5. Once birds are knocked out, collect them for later
1. Have somebody hide behind gymnasium bleachers or something similar immediately after school
2. Have them stay there till around midnight, at which point they let in a team with the captured pigeons
4. Enjoy a few days off from school for health reasons since birds will have shit and feathers all over
Once saw that people opened 10 1lb bags of bird feed in teacher parking lot.
Turns out that due to the massive amount of birds showing up and shitting everywhere a lot of teachers had to buy new vehicles.
>be we calling in bomb threats every Friday for the last month of school
>be class doesn't get a graduation
Each year at graduation, it senior class would pull a prank on our principal by handing him items when we walked to get our diploma. Ours was handing him a golf ball. By the time the last names were called, he only had about 300 balls in his various pockets.
Me and my friends came to school at 2 am and created an enormous penis out of plastic cups in the chain link fence in the middle of the school, also we got a picture of our cross eyed principal and put it through that "random caption" app about 100 times and glued them to signs, walls etc. best one was "hung like a moose" with his goofy ass face on it glued to the stop sign in the middle of the school
My parents skipped me ahead a year to challenge me too.
I was one of the top students, still took it easy, and got above a 4.0.
Even better, make milk chicken bombs. Get small glass jars with screwed on tops. Fill with rotten milk and chicken to the brim, screw top back on. Hide them in the ceiling or in air vents, somewhere warm.
When exposed to temperatures it will break and release the most foulest odor you can imagine. If thick jars are all you have, poke a small hole in the top.
Enjoy having your school shut down.
Yeah, I got that...
"Hide in the roof"
"Hide in the tiles"
There's a big difference between the 2.
What happened to saying/wording something incorrectly, getting made fun of, and just accepting it and moving on knowing the worst that happened is a few people got amused.
Then you're an idiot and your parents were unaware they raised a retard.
Similar here except the school skipped me ahead and I graduated early. I didn't do 4th or 5th, there was concern about my age being an issue but it was a small town in Alaska. Dad was wrestling coach, older sister looked out for me once I hit hs. Graduated 4.2gpa, emancipated, started working construction, made enough in two years to pay for my EE, went to U Oregon, fucked my way through, decent job as a fiber engineer now.
Our senior prank was breaking out all the tinted glass in the school. 200 or so exterior windows. They were replaced almost immediately but there's still bits of broken glass around the outside of the school if your looking for it. Principal got fired because his window was by the main entrance and breaking it revealed that he kept a bottle of whiskey between the window and a picture. 400+ people saw it before he came in the next day, parental rage was shifted from us to him.
> bird shit on my car
> car is ruined, need a new one
Your story is shit, makes no sense, and is a blatant lie.
You should feel ashamed and embarrassed for saying such a ridiculously retarded thing.
one group of teens put acid in a english teachers coffee, and he had to go to a hospital.Nigga it was clean XD
Bird shit ruins paint over time. Massive amounts of bird shit destroys it quickly. Massive amounts of bird shit dripping into wiper motors, vent intakes, clogging grills and radiators turns a car into a pretty paperweight.
Don't remind me
Also for a prank give a Hispanic in a wheelchair a stand up paddle t-shirt.
100 pounds of glitter
pour it down a stairwell.
kids in 2019 will still be coming home from school with glitter all over them.
they'll need a crane to get it out
1. I don't think you replied to the correct post, because they don't relate.
2. What your saying makes no sense.
The only thing in that situation that would break the jars is pressure from bacteria producing gas.
Jars filled to the brim won't have enough oxygen to feed the bacteria.
A half full jar has too much surface area to ever have enough pressure to break it.
Fiction can be fun.
Said when you hear the airhorn boolit out class
The do laps around the school hall all the gr 12s since my school was a square u can do laps in.
Point was to run as a mod through halls and cause as much disturbance and distruction to anything in halls most of us were running g with vodka bottles and smashing hanging paintings on the wall denting lockers distroy everything we can. The can out on the feild and made the number 12 so that side of the school will look out the window and see the gr 12s did it and we all bookes it home and did t stay the day.
Mfw all the pussy beta nerds stayed in class and one was looking g out the door and I head locked him and someone else started playing g his head like a bongo.
Mfw there was prob like 15 gr12s left in school the hold day
Oldguy here. My graduating class is responsible for the Mothman urban legend.
This prank requires deep commitment and is not meant for the average class clown.
Basically, you have two will need at least four guys who are accomplices: One to dress as the "real" Mothman, one to be a poorly disguised "fake" Mothman, a third to be your inside guy, and a fourth to help coordinate the entire skit. We used walkie talkies to stay in contact with one another, but you can use your fancy cell phones instead, obviously.
It works like this: You assemble two teams of explorers go out into the wood to find the Mothman. You let one of the teams in on the joke. They are the team with your "fake" Mothman, hoping to prank the second team.
You get the first team settled, then volunteer to go off and help hide your "fake" monster dude. Second team enters the woods with your plant and are scared by your "real" Mothman. When they meet the first team, everyone will laugh because they got pranked. Have the plant signal the coordinator.
Then, as everyone is getting ready to leave, the coordinator returns in a panic saying he's been spooked by the "real" monster. Everyone will groan as if the hoax is exposed. But the coordinator insists that the monster attacked the "fake" Mothman and he ran away not knowing the fate of the other kid.
Have both teams scour the woods only to find your fake dude tussled about as if physically ravaged. The second team will realize that the fake dude wasn't the monster that engaged them before.
The result? Instant urban legend that's stuck to this very day.
> seed seed on ground
> birds fly in and land, eat seed
> birds fly away.
If 1000 birds did this in the Centre of a giant parking lot, how is any single car going to be shit on so much it needs.to be replaced?
1000 birds doing this every day for a week would be lucky to have a car shit on more than 30 times.
I worked in a company that put up.christmas decorations (malls/casinos/city streets)
did other things, but Christmas was the main moneymaker.
I worked there 9 months, I was finding glitter in my house and on me for the next 2 years.
>tfw your class didn't have a senior prank
The classes before mine closed off lower classmen's parking lot played dodgeball in the halls, and one class decided to not even show up one day for theirs
Then there was my class, we didn't do shit
It was painful to read and tey to figure.out what the fuck you were trying to say through that post.
The way you wrote that makes me honestly believe that whatever you were talking about was the best thing you got out of your education.
It wasn't me but someone hijacked the morning announcement tapes and replaced them with hardcore porn. It actually broadcast to the entire school for about 30 seconds. It was awesome.
Isn't MothMan something like Bigfoot from West Virginia or something? I hear George Noorey on c2cam talk about it every now and then. (incidentally c2cam sucks ever since Art Bell left)
Hell yeah, no time for immature shit
Buy some pure vanillin (artificial vanilla flavour).
Put some in small paper bags or something else that it can diffuse out of.
It is extremely intense, so you wont need much.
Hide your vanilla bags all over school.
Enjoy the best smelling prank of all times.
Put 100 dogs up on top of the school. Asians kept showing up with cranes and chopsticks.
birds dont generally land eat and run, they stick around and scavange for bits in the area. not to mention a lot of them will drop their load right before they land getting there so they can fill up, alongside dropping as they leave and finish eating.
Smashing windows is not a prank.
Fun, but not a prank.
> Captcha related, it's this faggots prank
I studied really hard all year and got top marks in my class - then after graduation landed a job as an engineer for a local company and got paid a great salary - married local girl who works in real estate - we now have savings close to million and own our own home
I meet a few of the teachers that still work at my old school and laugh every time
Our school had these little courtyards in the middle of the building. I always wanted to fill one up with packing peanuts. One year, they bought some furniture from a thrift store and set up a living room display.
> morning announcements
> different everyday
Pre-recorded on tapes
I would say your underage, but you know what tapes are, so I guess your just retarded, and don't know how to think a lie through before you tell it.
If you're up for a bitta B&E to cut costs or just go to your local drug store and look for pure sodium. Get a lot of water soluble capsules and fill them with the sodium and flush em down the toilets. Stink the place out in a matter of minutes.
Expert mode, change the sodium to potassium and run like a nigger after raping the sherrifs daughter.
Did the same but with a bag of shrimps, hid it behind a locker, shit stank!
Also someone pooped in the hallway and smeared it out over the floor. Imagine getting caught in the act by a teacher on that one. Poopman Never got caught though still don't know who did it.
Wheelbarrow, gasoline, TP (LOTS) and a welders glove.
Unroll the TP into the barrow, dump the gasoline into your wheelbarrow or fluffy shit wiping goodness and light that whore brighter than Joan of Arc. Fuck it at the school walls. Once that shit burns in, it's an absolute bitch to get out.
A guy in my hometown had a pretty good one: he listed the school in the real estate section of the newspaper as a super-cheap mansion ("indoor pool," "home gym," "indoor basketball court," 8+ bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, etc.). Gave the school's actual number.
Listed it for a price that was plausible but way on the cheap side. School was getting calls all day.
> birds don't land, eat and run
> they land, eat, scavenge, then run
Fly in/fly out is the same.
> will shit before they eat
Birds have no control over this.
Birds shit/piss at the same time, mixed together out of one hole.
It's not voluntary, when they're full, they squirt.
You can make up as much shit as you like, it doesn't make it true.
Your bird shit ruining cars story is ridiculous, and there is no lies you can tell to make it believable.
Go around town posting flyers around homeless shelters and shit saying that there is free food for the homeless at your school at just before the start time. Lots of hungry angry homeless people show up. It usually takes a crane to get them out.
Most all of these are bullshit or are stories that have been around forever. We wanted to be as original as possible.
>Dad owns a machine shop.
>Have access to tons of tools and things bc of this.
>Get entire senior class to donate a bit of cash (only 93 of us, small town)
>Bought a junker of a VW beetle. The old body style.
>Our girlfriends painted it the school colors. Everyone autographed it.
>Hauled it to machine shop, cut it in half, parallel to the axles.
>6 friends and myself put both pieced on a trailer and hauled it to the school late one night.
>Positioned car in front of school, on either side of flag pole
>Welded body back together.
My school didn't have a metal shop, so it sat there for almost a week before they contracted a third party to remove it.