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What did you fucks do for your highschool senior pranks? Have

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What did you fucks do for your highschool senior pranks? Have any good ideas? I don't want any boring and/or overdone ones

>inb4 underage
I'm 19
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shameless self bump
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I'l bump you. I have no fucking idea.
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>>606314967
raped the teacher in front of class
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>>606314967
Im from the UK so we don't do this shit but you should kill a small animal like a bird or a squirrel and then hide the body somewhere that it can not be found easily or found at all and then after a while it will smell like shit
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Rape alarms in classroom roof, deep heat on toilet seats
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>>606315558
+1
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>>606314967
I did this one thing that all the rest of the kids hated. I passed all my classes and never looked back again. Niggers called me a racist because they weren't able to do the same
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A wet cow in the hallway.
Took a matress to crane it out
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i made a audio cd that said nigger over and over and played it in the hallways
>i had 5 discs as backups
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My friends and I dug a hole in the middle of the football field and planted a tree two nights before graduation. It ruined the field so bad that they had to replace it with turf
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>>606314967
Dissasemble a car and reassemble it in the school. Usually takes a crane to get it out
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>>606315867
ayyyyy
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every single exit

>mfw kid breaks his arm hopping a 6 ft fence trying to leave
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Haul a really fat kid up to the roof. Usually takes a crane to get him out.
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Make shit all over walk area. Much laugh by you and friend.
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>>606315867
kek
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>>606314967
Reassemble a crane in the school. I do believe they would need another crane to crane it out
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>>606314967
There was a bit of a trend going on in my HS where people would zip tie other people's backpacks shut and think it was funny as fuck. So, after school, a bunch of people went around the whole school zip tying people's lockers shut. The next day the whole class skipped school except one of my friends. He said the morning janitor cut half of them off before school even started. Worth a try, right?
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>>606316183
that should have said padlocked every single exit

god dammit
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We wanted to hire a gypsy band with all kinds of instruments and get the in the principal's office, never happened.
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put a crane in a pool, usually takes a matress to get it out
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Me and my friends put vaseline on every single doorknob in the school. We went into the washroom and covered everything with vaseline, including the doorknob out, so you'd have to wash your hands again.

We got suspended.
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I put a crane in my school, usually takes a crane to get it out
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Disassemble a crane and assemble it in one of the classrooms. Usually takes a cow to get it out.
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shoot up your school, that way you can laugh about it with the survivors.
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>>606316432
Fucking nerve gas might get in the way...
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>>606316370
Put a crane in the matress. Usually takes a pool to get it out
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Take a really big shit in the toilet.
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>>606314967
Turned up on last day shitfaced drunk. Got suspended. Proceeded to drink more.
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>>606315867
>>606316037
>>606316196
>>606316293
>>606316370
>>606316418
>>606316432
>>606316507
Can someone explain what these jokes are referencing?
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If you reassemble a crane in the locker it'll take mcguyver to get it out.
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We bought four pigs and painted the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 the police spent six hour searching for the fourth one.

>Topkek.jpg
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>>606314967
Slick up some hallways just take olive oil and dump it everywhere. Leave a wet floor sign tho so no law suits if you get caught
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>>606314967
what is this again?
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>>606316686
kek
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Disassemble a cow and put a crane in the cow. Usually takes a really big shit in the cow to get it out
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>>606316686
fuck you
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>>606314967
If you really want to leave a mark then go get cement mix and mix it up tonight and write your class year I n concrete womewhere on campus
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>>606314967
>get stinkbombs
>highest tier godawful stench type
>figure specific time
>conspire with friends
>set watches to right after lunch
>enter each different bathroom
>light off/release
>gtf back to class
>work maybe???
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>>606316686
Newfag overlord gtfo
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>>606316183
>>606316314
this is actually a pretty good idea
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>>606314967
>I'm 19
why the fuck are you 19 and still in high school. thats my only question

do something with a mattress
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Put three pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 on a mattress
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>>606316948
Either stayed back a year or late aged senior. Ages in senior year can range from 17-19 even when passing every class depending on what parents decide in the early years.
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>>606314967
Shoot some children and teacher.
great lulz guaranteed
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>go to pet store
>buy shitloads of crickets
>unleash in hallways
>profit
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Put cows number 9 1 and 1 on a mattress . Usually takes a mattress to get it out
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Hang around high school for a few years after you graduate, trying to score with the freshman chicks. It will usually take a court order to get you out.
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>>606316988
Don't forget to grease them up so they're harder to grab on to.
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>>606314967
>>606316948
My school forced me back in first grade because my parents moved 4 times in that year and it was 4 different schools.

19 year old senior graduating on time.
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>>606314967
>find freshman girl
>get her drunk until she passes out
>bring her in bathroom
>all seniors get to fuck her
>haha! senior prank
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Putt numbers 4, 2, 0 on a mattress
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>>606314967
fill supersoakers with beer and aim for eyes preferably contact lenses. they tend to drop out
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>>606314967
Me + a /b/ro printed out shit tons of troll faces and plastered the school. Shoved a bunch into vents so they flew out when the A/C turned on(some got stuck and one teacher spent a good 2 weeks picking the rest out with a pen in the middle of classes), tacked full sheet sized ones onto notice boards, and put hundreds all over some of the bathrooms. And some we just thrw around because fuck it.
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EMP or DDOS the school server.
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Intentionally fail all your classes every year so that you never graduate, just to see what they'll have to use to get you out.
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>>606316311

Zip ties?

You crazy kids.
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>>606317578
My parents skipped me ahead a year to challenge me. So instead of being the top student in my grade and having it easy, I had to work my ass off in honors classes, got substandard grades and almost didn't graduate.
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>>606317757
>emp

Lemme build an EMP bomb real quick quise just hold on!
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Show all your best friends and favourite teachers your Tec-9
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Hide a fuck ton of alarms/timers in the ceilings and set them to go off at different times during the day, my class did this we got zero work done that day.
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> go to pet store
> buy all of the bugs
> release the horde
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>>606316037
We did something similar to this.
>abandoned car in student lot forever
>paint the bitch to look obscene as fuck
>take wheels off, jack up on to flatbed
At this point it was pretty late and I had to leave, god knows how they did the rest.
>we have a pretty nice courtyard that the school is built around
>small school, small courtyard
>lots of lightposts
>mfw next morning the car is right in the center of the courtyard wedged between 4 lightposts
I think it literally took a crane to get it out, or they disassembled it I can't quite remember.
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Get three pigs label them 1,2, and 4. It takes a crane to get them out
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>took about 20 milk cartons from cafeteria
>opened and hid 5 in each of my worst classes
>did this the last day before spring break
>win.
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By strong magnet, go rub it against all comps in computing lab.
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>went to some random farm late one night
>stole 2 chickens and one rooster
>had them for a day in a dog carrier
>didn't know what to do with them
>released them into the school
>showed up next day
>10 retard kids chasing animals threw the quad

Its a pretty painless prank but was still funny and talked about.
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>>606318058
Yeenius. Fucking natural fuse.
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>super glue all the books closed
>super glue the books together
>one giant glue book
>it gets so heavy it takes a crane to get it out
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Came here looking for crane pranks was not let down
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>>606317353
This.
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>>606314967
We assembled a cow in a pool, took a mattress crane to get it out.
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>>606318349
>let down
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>>606315867

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Superglue combination locks so they cant spin. Fill key locks with caulk/ epoxy or superglue
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>>606316858
i like this one

>>606314967
my high school was being renovated while i was there, and in my junior year we had skylights installed in all the hallways, so you could look up and see outside. some kids got on the roof and taped pages of playboys and hustlers to them
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>>606318094
>threw

What an education.
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Guys I win.
Label cops 1, 2, and 4. Usually takes a pig to get them out
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>>606318631
does anyone actually still own hard copy pornography?
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>>606316507
Put a mattress in a cow. Usually takes doubles to get it out.
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label 1 2 and 4 cops, usually takes dissembling a pig to get them out.
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>>606316405
How do you even get caught doing that unless you told everyone like a dumbass.
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>>606318759
Uhhh ohhhhh the gramer pulice is here. Beter not spel mah wurds rong.
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>>606318622
>>606318622
a dubs of dubs confirms your fate
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>>606318838
they bought them at 7/11, it wasn't their stash or anything
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>>606318622
How to get a criminal record from a 'prank'
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Have every senior make a christian-bale-points-to-dubs pose upon accepting their diploma, and yell, "Check 'em!" By the time they figure it out and call for a crane, you'll be long gone.
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>>606314967
That's not a good rant and I can prove why.
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We put a mattress in the school pool. If you let it sink to the bottom, it takes a crane to get it out.
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>>606319019
Said it b4 u faggot
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>>606319411
I wanna cum inside your anus right freaking now.
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>>606319665
No that was me you piece of shit
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>>606319736
Do have a $20?
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>>606319250
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>>606319776
Please pleeeze suck my ballz right freaking nao
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>>606319916
Go for it faggot.
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> about 6 friends and I all hid loads of dead fish and other seafood in a bunch of lockers (school was all indoors) and under the school until everything smelled so bad they gave the whole school 2 days off.
>when we came back we pulled a prank where 2-3 of us would take turns pulling rape alarms and locking them in lockers during classes, it was so loud nobody could pay attention.

Good times.
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>>606318808
First
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>>606320011
what area do you live? I cum right over to yya
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>>606314967
Why is pranking whom, it must take longer time to put the prank than to clean it.
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Confetti everywhere, shits impossible to clean up, it's cheap, and there's alot of options. Like penis shapped ones, words n shit.

Simple And elegant
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>>606320185
Ur mums house faggot Xd
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>>606317578
Couldn't learn the alphabet and to finger paint like all the other kids
SCHOOL FORCED ME BACK
THEY FORCED ME
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Ziptied all the freshman, sophomores, juniors lockers shut. Pretty harmless, but they all had to share like 4 pairs of scissors between the 800 of them.
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>>606316686
knowyourmeme com/memes/usually-takes-a-crane
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>>606320600
same at my school but they got caught and they need to cut them
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>>606320600
6/10
My class just ran through the freshmen hall during a pep-rally and we broke two arms and one jaw.
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>>606317840
>our little cupcake
>so special, so smart
Struggles in school
Less intelligent than the Mexican kids even
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>>606316444
trips
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>>606315747
Generally senior pranks need to be cleared by the principal.
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>released 2 chickens in school
>labeled 1 & 3
>classes canceled due to chicken hunt
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>>606320873
>Generally senior pranks need to be cleared by the principal.
wtfamireading.jpg
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>>606316716
OGM THATS A NICE AND ORIGINAL PRANK DEWD U TOTALLY DIDNT SEE THAT ON 9GAG!!! LELZ XDDDD :3
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@echo off
echo Windows is loading, Please wait..
cd %userprofile%/Desktop
:B
mkdir %random%.%random%.%random%
goto B


hide script on computer, change google chrome / internet explorer link to run script.

It is triggered at later class period.
you can also use a command to delay it

AT 12:30:00 /EVERY:m,t,w,th,f,s,su C:\Windows\folder.bat
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>>606320759
You from 630 anon?
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In the cafeteria, we had a communal ketchup and mustard dispenser that wasn't in the line of sight of any supervisors. I overheard a group of my friend's friends discussing a plan to put LSD in the ketchup... Not too surprisingly, nothing happened.
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>>606314967
Put a shell of a Volkswagen bug ontop of the roof of our school.
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>>606314967
Did you know cows can go up stairs, but can't go down stairs?
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>>606321061
put visine in for a great laugh
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>>606314967
When I was a junior, I put 4 cartons of milk in very hidden areas of the 4 hallways that got the warmest due to sunlight. One week before graduation, at night, I snuck in and opened all of them and poured them on the floor of those hallways. School hallways smelled fucking awful for at least a year.
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>>606315747
That seems overly complicated when you could just buy a dead fish
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When I was a junior, we covered the floor of every classroom with refried beans. Took 100 Mexicans to get them out.
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>>606316686
ah, a bold newfriend. Welcome, faggot.
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>>606314967
Yuknow wut I did op? I didn't graduate. That really showed them haha! It was awesome
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>>606314967
I walked a matress of the crane it'll take a pool to get it out of the cow.
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>>606316686

It'd take a crane to explain this to you.
Gimme a moment, dude.
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>>606316686
>>606322769

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1607330/4chan/
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>>606316405

My friends and I*
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hire gay pride bus(es), block entrance (s)to school, release rainbow coloured animals e.g. pigs, chickens, a goose (they are defensive, they will have to call a specialist) then acquire enough asbestos in powdered form and coat buses and animals with it, while at the same time you shoot the school up and get a cow on the roof that will need to be craned off and finally. Rape favorite dinner cook
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Our high school alma mater was "Amid the Pines" so we spent months after Christmas collecting all thrown out Christmas trees from around the neighborhoods.

Then one night we loaded them all up in pickup trucks and scattered them around the campus block doors, up on the roof, strung up the flagpoles etc. Everywhere.

Went down as the least destructive but yet most expensive prank-cleanup the school had to undertake. Never caught.
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>Part 1
1. Buy a shit ton of bread
2. Buy a shit ton of Nyquil
3. Soak bread in Nyquil
4. Go to park and feed birds
5. Once birds are knocked out, collect them for later
>Part 2
1. Have somebody hide behind gymnasium bleachers or something similar immediately after school
2. Have them stay there till around midnight, at which point they let in a team with the captured pigeons
3. ReleaseThePigeons.gif
4. Enjoy a few days off from school for health reasons since birds will have shit and feathers all over
5.?????
6. Profit
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>>606323742
Once saw that people opened 10 1lb bags of bird feed in teacher parking lot.
>stevenkingsthebirds.gif
Turns out that due to the massive amount of birds showing up and shitting everywhere a lot of teachers had to buy new vehicles.
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>>606320901
Much better with 8 chickens and numbering them 1,3,4,5,6,8,9,10
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>be 2009
>be graduating
>be we calling in bomb threats every Friday for the last month of school
>be class doesn't get a graduation
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Fill the pool with watermelons. Niggas be comin there with cranes to get them out.
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>>606321029
does it make hundreds of folders? or what?
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Put your collection of downloaded bears on the roof Usually takes a crane to get them out.
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>>606325040
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>>606325328
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label 3 mattress 1, 2, 4 usually takes a cow to get them out
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>>606325646
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Each year at graduation, it senior class would pull a prank on our principal by handing him items when we walked to get our diploma. Ours was handing him a golf ball. By the time the last names were called, he only had about 300 balls in his various pockets.
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>>606325853
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>>606325328
Put your collection of illegally downloaded bears on the roof it usually takes vin diesel to get them out
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>>606325976
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Me and my friends came to school at 2 am and created an enormous penis out of plastic cups in the chain link fence in the middle of the school, also we got a picture of our cross eyed principal and put it through that "random caption" app about 100 times and glued them to signs, walls etc. best one was "hung like a moose" with his goofy ass face on it glued to the stop sign in the middle of the school
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>>606326104
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>>606326152
We were pretty mild. Got a hose and soaked as many floors as we could; it kinda froze overnight. I think some bitch broke her hip falling down.
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>>606326291
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Put steel beams in the hallways. Takes jet fuel to melt them.
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>>606324171
>stevenkingsthebirds.gif
>stevenking
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>>606314967
Plug all sinks and toilets etc, you should be able to flood the school a decent amount if you do it during a low traffic time.
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>>606316444
mfw i go to that school
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>>606314967
Threw a mattress into the pool, it took a crane to get it out.
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>>606314967
Released three cows into the commons. We spray painted the cows 1,2,4. They spent hours looking for 3.
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buy a bunch of half-gallons of milk, write "Class of XXXX" on them, and hide them in the ceiling tiles all over the school
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>>606314967
Crawled in some dumb bitches window.
Cut out her unborn child.
Wrote Helter Skelter in her blood on the walls.
Went home and fucked Charlie
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>>606316686
Craneposting.
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>>606317353
nice meme
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>>606319828
back to 9gag faggot
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Shoot up your school. Because nobody will be expecting you to shoot a man before removing him with a crane
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>>606327325
In the tiles?
How exactly does one open a tile?
I need to know for evidence hiding purposes.
Or retard exposing purposes.
Both work for me.
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>>606317840
My parents skipped me ahead a year to challenge me too.
I was one of the top students, still took it easy, and got above a 4.0.
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>>606314967
when i was in highschool, some kids i know took apart this kids volkswagen and reassembles it in the auditorium
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>>606328184
I don't know about yours but the high school i went to, you could just push up and over on the ceiling tiles and they would move. hide them in the ceiling is what i'm saying.
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Pool mattress cow pig labeled 1, 2, 4
Takes a crane to find who was phone
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>>606316314
>>606316183
that's a serious fire hazard
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>>606326829
fuck me, i'm a fucking idiot
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>>606328184
Even better, make milk chicken bombs. Get small glass jars with screwed on tops. Fill with rotten milk and chicken to the brim, screw top back on. Hide them in the ceiling or in air vents, somewhere warm.

When exposed to temperatures it will break and release the most foulest odor you can imagine. If thick jars are all you have, poke a small hole in the top.

Enjoy having your school shut down.
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>>606328627
Yeah, I got that...
"Hide in the roof"
"Hide in the tiles"
There's a big difference between the 2.

What happened to saying/wording something incorrectly, getting made fun of, and just accepting it and moving on knowing the worst that happened is a few people got amused.
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>>606326829
Actually
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>>606317840
Then you're an idiot and your parents were unaware they raised a retard.

>>606328310
Similar here except the school skipped me ahead and I graduated early. I didn't do 4th or 5th, there was concern about my age being an issue but it was a small town in Alaska. Dad was wrestling coach, older sister looked out for me once I hit hs. Graduated 4.2gpa, emancipated, started working construction, made enough in two years to pay for my EE, went to U Oregon, fucked my way through, decent job as a fiber engineer now.

Our senior prank was breaking out all the tinted glass in the school. 200 or so exterior windows. They were replaced almost immediately but there's still bits of broken glass around the outside of the school if your looking for it. Principal got fired because his window was by the main entrance and breaking it revealed that he kept a bottle of whiskey between the window and a picture. 400+ people saw it before he came in the next day, parental rage was shifted from us to him.
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>>606329106
confirming this. did this shit to an ex girlfriend. fucking apartment smelled like someone was storing bodies in there for years.
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>>606316183
You didn't link to a post, so I have to assume what your referring to here, but what if I leave through a double exit?
> Checkmate Picard.
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>>606324171
> bird shit on my car
> car is ruined, need a new one
Your story is shit, makes no sense, and is a blatant lie.
You should feel ashamed and embarrassed for saying such a ridiculously retarded thing.
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one group of teens put acid in a english teachers coffee, and he had to go to a hospital.Nigga it was clean XD
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>>606329796
Bird shit ruins paint over time. Massive amounts of bird shit destroys it quickly. Massive amounts of bird shit dripping into wiper motors, vent intakes, clogging grills and radiators turns a car into a pretty paperweight.
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Disassemble a cow, re assemble on the roof.
Takes two wet mattresses to get 'en down.
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>>606316507
>tfw pool's closed
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>>606314967
gangbanged my calculus teacher
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>>606316686
Because a crane can hypothetically take a pool out if you number the pigs 1,3, and 4
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>>606330306
>poole's closed
Don't remind me
:*^( neva5get
Also for a prank give a Hispanic in a wheelchair a stand up paddle t-shirt.
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100 pounds of glitter

pour it down a stairwell.

kids in 2019 will still be coming home from school with glitter all over them.

they'll need a crane to get it out
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>>606329106
1. I don't think you replied to the correct post, because they don't relate.

2. What your saying makes no sense.
The only thing in that situation that would break the jars is pressure from bacteria producing gas.
Jars filled to the brim won't have enough oxygen to feed the bacteria.
A half full jar has too much surface area to ever have enough pressure to break it.
> tl;dr
Fiction can be fun.
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>>606330306
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>>606330690
kek
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>>606326572
too soon
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>>606320873
> prank
> permission
No face exists to properly convey my reaction to this.
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>>606331351
RIP MOUNTAIN
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>>606317883
Keked
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Said when you hear the airhorn boolit out class
The do laps around the school hall all the gr 12s since my school was a square u can do laps in.
Point was to run as a mod through halls and cause as much disturbance and distruction to anything in halls most of us were running g with vodka bottles and smashing hanging paintings on the wall denting lockers distroy everything we can. The can out on the feild and made the number 12 so that side of the school will look out the window and see the gr 12s did it and we all bookes it home and did t stay the day.
Mfw all the pussy beta nerds stayed in class and one was looking g out the door and I head locked him and someone else started playing g his head like a bongo.
Mfw there was prob like 15 gr12s left in school the hold day
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>>606318082
Just because you just heard magnets can wipe drives, doesn't mean you understand how that actually works.

It pays to understand something before you talk shit about it.
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Oldguy here. My graduating class is responsible for the Mothman urban legend.

This prank requires deep commitment and is not meant for the average class clown.

Basically, you have two will need at least four guys who are accomplices: One to dress as the "real" Mothman, one to be a poorly disguised "fake" Mothman, a third to be your inside guy, and a fourth to help coordinate the entire skit. We used walkie talkies to stay in contact with one another, but you can use your fancy cell phones instead, obviously.

It works like this: You assemble two teams of explorers go out into the wood to find the Mothman. You let one of the teams in on the joke. They are the team with your "fake" Mothman, hoping to prank the second team.

You get the first team settled, then volunteer to go off and help hide your "fake" monster dude. Second team enters the woods with your plant and are scared by your "real" Mothman. When they meet the first team, everyone will laugh because they got pranked. Have the plant signal the coordinator.

Then, as everyone is getting ready to leave, the coordinator returns in a panic saying he's been spooked by the "real" monster. Everyone will groan as if the hoax is exposed. But the coordinator insists that the monster attacked the "fake" Mothman and he ran away not knowing the fate of the other kid.

Have both teams scour the woods only to find your fake dude tussled about as if physically ravaged. The second team will realize that the fake dude wasn't the monster that engaged them before.

The result? Instant urban legend that's stuck to this very day.
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We gangraped our biology teacher.
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>>606316314
Isn't this what people do when they want to shoot up a school so that people can't leave?
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>>606324421
Why not number them 1,3,5,6,8,10,13,16
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>>606330109
> seed seed on ground
> birds fly in and land, eat seed
> birds fly away.
If 1000 birds did this in the Centre of a giant parking lot, how is any single car going to be shit on so much it needs.to be replaced?
1000 birds doing this every day for a week would be lucky to have a car shit on more than 30 times.
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>>606316418
easy bro, he got suspended
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>>606319250
There's a difference between spelling a word wrong and using a completely different word.
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>>606314967
autism played a prank of these loser fucks
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>>606330923
FUCK GLITTER!!!!!!
I worked in a company that put up.christmas decorations (malls/casinos/city streets)
did other things, but Christmas was the main moneymaker.
I worked there 9 months, I was finding glitter in my house and on me for the next 2 years.
FUCK GLITTER!!!
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>>606333520
Do you feel better now that you told off autocorrect?
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>tfw your class didn't have a senior prank
The classes before mine closed off lower classmen's parking lot played dodgeball in the halls, and one class decided to not even show up one day for theirs

Then there was my class, we didn't do shit
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>>606331988
> mfw
It was painful to read and tey to figure.out what the fuck you were trying to say through that post.
The way you wrote that makes me honestly believe that whatever you were talking about was the best thing you got out of your education.
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>>606314967
Me and a couple of guys disassembled a crane and reassembled it in the school. Took pigs to get it out
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>>606314967
It wasn't me but someone hijacked the morning announcement tapes and replaced them with hardcore porn. It actually broadcast to the entire school for about 30 seconds. It was awesome.
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>19
>highschool
>on /b/
jesus christ you need to kill yourself now before my taxes pay for your welfare
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>>606334964
Kek
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this post ends in 7
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>>606318028
Hah, I remember there was a shitty little "security" car the school had that a bunch of the wrestlers turned upside down. It was pretty funny.
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>>606317970
> OH NO! tiny alarm sounds, almost inaudible from their hiding places are disturbing us.
Think ahead before you lie next time.
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>>606319372
Of course it was their stash.
How else.do you think it stuck to the glass so well.
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>>606315753
classic
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>>606319461
He meant regular school
Not the "special school" that you attended.
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>>606319534
2.5 hours later, and you still haven't.
Your a shitposting faggot.
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>>606330923
Water balloons with glitter in them ive been telling people this for years
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>>606320873
shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>606319828
The word he used was spelt correctly, it just wasn't the correct word.
That's a grammatical mistake, not a spelling mistake.
Feel smart now?
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>>606316686
do you even crane?
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>>606328665
Underrated post
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>>606332218
Isn't MothMan something like Bigfoot from West Virginia or something? I hear George Noorey on c2cam talk about it every now and then. (incidentally c2cam sucks ever since Art Bell left)
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>>606323742
This. But equip the birds with capes and helmets.
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Attatch rape alarm to helium balloon in main hall. Turn on rape alarm. Release balloon. Get suspended.
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>>606315843
Hell yeah, no time for immature shit
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>>606314967
Buy some pure vanillin (artificial vanilla flavour).
Put some in small paper bags or something else that it can diffuse out of.
It is extremely intense, so you wont need much.
Hide your vanilla bags all over school.
Enjoy the best smelling prank of all times.
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Put 100 dogs up on top of the school. Asians kept showing up with cranes and chopsticks.
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>>606333206
birds dont generally land eat and run, they stick around and scavange for bits in the area. not to mention a lot of them will drop their load right before they land getting there so they can fill up, alongside dropping as they leave and finish eating.
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>>606329414
Smashing windows is not a prank.
Fun, but not a prank.
> Captcha related, it's this faggots prank
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>>606316686
If only Google were here.
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>>606314967
I studied really hard all year and got top marks in my class - then after graduation landed a job as an engineer for a local company and got paid a great salary - married local girl who works in real estate - we now have savings close to million and own our own home
..
I meet a few of the teachers that still work at my old school and laugh every time
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Put a four pools numbered 1, 2, matress, and 5 in a crane. Usually takes a 3 to get it out.
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I live in england and we don't do this shit, except writing our names on everyone's shirt. We did beat up the only Blackburn supporter in our school though which was fun.
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>>606337950

you became and engineer straight out of highschool?

grats dude.
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>>606317155
I know someone who is 16 as a senior
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Our school had these little courtyards in the middle of the building. I always wanted to fill one up with packing peanuts. One year, they bought some furniture from a thrift store and set up a living room display.
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>>606334988
> morning announcements
> different everyday
Pre-recorded on tapes
> TAPES
I would say your underage, but you know what tapes are, so I guess your just retarded, and don't know how to think a lie through before you tell it.
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>>606335073
No linked post.
Nobody knows what your talking about faggot.
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>>606336385
The water will take away glitters evilness.z
Edbu
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If you're up for a bitta B&E to cut costs or just go to your local drug store and look for pure sodium. Get a lot of water soluble capsules and fill them with the sodium and flush em down the toilets. Stink the place out in a matter of minutes.


Expert mode, change the sodium to potassium and run like a nigger after raping the sherrifs daughter.
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>>606321061

I'd cry wasting that much acid, but would have been amazing.
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>>606339005
He said it in the OP you cockmongler
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>>606318058
Did the same but with a bag of shrimps, hid it behind a locker, shit stank!
Also someone pooped in the hallway and smeared it out over the floor. Imagine getting caught in the act by a teacher on that one. Poopman Never got caught though still don't know who did it.
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>>606337262
ITS EXTREMELY INTENSE! !!!
> for a few hours
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>>606339434

Wheelbarrow, gasoline, TP (LOTS) and a welders glove.

Unroll the TP into the barrow, dump the gasoline into your wheelbarrow or fluffy shit wiping goodness and light that whore brighter than Joan of Arc. Fuck it at the school walls. Once that shit burns in, it's an absolute bitch to get out.
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>>606314967
Streaked my grad wearing a creature from the black lagoon mask
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>>606314967
bring a gun to school and shoot people
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>>606314967
Fill the school moat with thousands of rubber ducks.

Also,
>19
>highschool
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>>606339845
/thread
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>>606319047
What are cameras, Alex, for 500?
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>>606336963

Yep!

As with any urban legend, there have been several variations of our story throughout the years.
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>>606316722
Probably little cups full of water.
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>>606324720
>be
>be
>be

kill yourself!
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>>606314967
A guy in my hometown had a pretty good one: he listed the school in the real estate section of the newspaper as a super-cheap mansion ("indoor pool," "home gym," "indoor basketball court," 8+ bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, etc.). Gave the school's actual number.

Listed it for a price that was plausible but way on the cheap side. School was getting calls all day.
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Get with another school and trade places for a day, did it with my class, it was pretty great because they had no fucking idea what to do for the whole day, just swap schedules.
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>>606337405
> birds don't land, eat and run
> they land, eat, scavenge, then run
Fly in/fly out is the same.
> will shit before they eat
Birds have no control over this.
Birds shit/piss at the same time, mixed together out of one hole.
It's not voluntary, when they're full, they squirt.
You can make up as much shit as you like, it doesn't make it true.

Your bird shit ruining cars story is ridiculous, and there is no lies you can tell to make it believable.
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>>606340443
Subtle trolling for 200 Alex.
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>>606320873
>cleared by the principal
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>>606317601
only because no one really would fuck you sober..................
mmmm must have a real small dick dude
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Go around town posting flyers around homeless shelters and shit saying that there is free food for the homeless at your school at just before the start time. Lots of hungry angry homeless people show up. It usually takes a crane to get them out.
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>>606320019
>school was all indoors
Aren't they all?

>rape alarms
wat
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shoot up the school
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>>606339434
> pure sodium
> drug store
NFN
(no face necessary)
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>>606314967
Most all of these are bullshit or are stories that have been around forever. We wanted to be as original as possible.
>Dad owns a machine shop.
>Have access to tons of tools and things bc of this.
>Get entire senior class to donate a bit of cash (only 93 of us, small town)
>Bought a junker of a VW beetle. The old body style.
>Our girlfriends painted it the school colors. Everyone autographed it.
>Hauled it to machine shop, cut it in half, parallel to the axles.
>6 friends and myself put both pieced on a trailer and hauled it to the school late one night.
>Positioned car in front of school, on either side of flag pole
>Welded body back together.
My school didn't have a metal shop, so it sat there for almost a week before they contracted a third party to remove it.
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>>606315753
OMG that was me and my friends we did that for our senior prank
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