THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME Well hello there /b/...here's the

>>605983479
None of my female family members use this that I know of

>>605983479
check em

>>605983479
Rolling cause i want to fuck my cousin. Check em

Oh god oh god oh god

reroll

>>605984288
You know what to do.

>>605984288
Awesome, texting her now

>>605984288 Nice.
Rolling

>>605984288
A winrar is you!

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Good thing I don't have any living relatives

rolling for dubs

inb4 people faggot out and stop posting

ynot

>>605984288
delivar

Rolls royce rollerino

>>605984288
This is gonna be good.

if dubs i send dickpick or i will get an itchy asshole for 1 hour

>>605984288
Do it faggot

Ch-Ch- Check em?

>>605985021
pew 1 off no pics or itches for me, fuck you faggots

>>605983479
>doesn't freak out that her bro hit on her
>says it'll be okay
>You're the best guy I've ever met
>I'll never have someone like this in my life
>I hate sadfrog but he's with me now god damn it.

>>605985011
do it nigga

>>605983479
Quit being a faggot micheal. Sheesh

>>605983479
Ok

>>605985187
>not seeing the obvious Photoshop
>being this fucking retarded

the ultimate roll

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>>605984288

>>605985844
DO IT FAGGOT

>>605985844
Deliver faggot

Humping for Internetdast

>>605986077
NO U

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>>605984288
>>605985011
>>605985844

>>605984288
The universe loves you. Rollin.

rollin for singles

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>>605984288

>>605986986
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

singles get

>>605986986
isnt that like standard from germany though

>>605986986
some scandinavian shit

>>605986986
take that back sounds sweedish

rararolling

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>>605986986
Broder, är detta nu en sverigetråd?

nothx

>>605983479
Rolling

rollan

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>>605986986

>>605986986
>>605988308
>2015
>not using English

gtfo you europoor faggot

>>605988308
Rolling

>>605988308
What the hell? I can't read this shit.

>>605988308
at least fucking translate it. God damn man, like one other person in this thread speaks..... whatever the fuck that is.

>>605988308
Translate for us you fucking scrub,

>>605988308
translate it you twat

>>605988308
I know just enough swedish to enjoy this

Rolling. Why not?

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>>605988308
> nej jeg vil bare kneppe dig

KEK

check my >>605988888

>>605983479
rolling

>>605988999
OH SHIT

>>605988308
Let me try nicely
Could you please kind sir translate what you have just posted?

>>605988308
Translate pls

>>605988999
nice trips faggot

>>605988308
>Why haven't we fucked yet?
>...what?
>Have you thought about it?
>No. have you?
>No, but something something something

I DON'T SPEAK THIS FUCKING LANGUAGE

>>605988999
Do it faggot

>>605988999
Winrar

>>605988999
Remember the dick pic

Sorry mom

You people are such faggots. Back in the day, we'd send it to everyone on our message lists and post what happened. No dubs, no incest, just comedy gold and btards getting laid.

>>605989140
No.

>Why havent we fucked yet
>..what?
>Have you drunk again?
>No have you?
>no, i just want to fuck you

>>605988308
She hasnt replied yet bros. Will update.

Translation:
Why havent we fucked?
what?
have you been drinking again?
no, you?
No i just wanna fuck you

>>605989140
"Have you been drinking"
"No have you?"
"No, I just want to fuck you"

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>>605988999
DELIVAR FAGGOT
>inb4 no living relatives

>>605989100
Looks like everyone's on a roll

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>>605988849

Lmfao rolling !!

>>605988308
Translate you cunt, or gtfo

>>605989390
Thanks based anon

Check'em

Jet steel cannot melt fuel beams

>>605989390
So, the secret to getting someone to translate it is to incorrectly translate it and be corrected. Brilliant.

>>605983479
why is siblings bolded

>>605983479
Singles get

>>605989897
obvious pant for the purpose of creating a OP pic

>>605989653
Fuel beams cannot steel melt jets

>>605989705
that's basically the smartest way to find a correct answer about anything you want to know.

There is always someone who will feel the urge to correct you.

singles.... please.

>>605989407
>>605989402
>>605989390
Thank you kind people for translating

not doing it regardless of if I get dubs or trip
What the fuck you going to do about it niggas?

>>605990230
>niggas
Hello new friend

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UNDUBS ROLL

rell

here I go

▲
▲ ▲

rollandino

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>>605988308
UPDATE

>>605990230
IM GONNA FIGHT YOU

rolling for quads with no intention of delivering

>>605991026
based anons please translate

>>605991101
dam, so close

>>605991026
stop updating no-one speaks your fucking gibberish tongue

>>605991026
Translate nigger

>>605991026
english, cousinfucker. can you type it?

>>605991101
OffByOne Kenobi

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>>605991026
I am illiterate

>>605991026
Do I have to wildly guess this one too, or can someone skip that step and just give us the fucking translation?

>>605991043
Meet me at Lumbridge in 10 minutes

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>>605991026
IM A FAT STUPID UNCULTURED AMERFIAG PLEASE TURN THIS INTO AMERICAN

>>605983479
Let's roll

Poln

>>605991026
Dude....post the translation with the pic.

Rolll

>>605991462
Reroll

>>605991186
Have you never thought about it?
Andreas (name), are you fucking joking?
Never
hahaha. ok. Sure
I Mean it, get over here.
I'll show this to Tobbe (name)
You fucking dick sucking whire, Fuck you between the legs

>>605991337
Quads of leet

>>605983479

ROLLS

Rerollong

>>605991026
traslation part 2:
Never thought of it?
Andreas, are you fucking with me?
never
hahaha. ok. sure thing.
I mean it. come over now.
Im gonna show this to Tobbe.
You cocksucking slut.
Then an expression that makes sense only in swedish but its like , fuck yourself

>>605991650
Andreas going fucking ham.

>>605991650
Sorry, meant whore.

>are you up for it?
>Andres, have you taken your medication?
>yes
>not sure if I believe that
>please. Just come over
>fine. Meet me at Tobbe's house
>I'll be there in half an hour. I will give you a good fuck

roll mah nigga

>>605991811
Hahaha bra

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>>605991204
>Underrated post

>>605991026

TRANSLATION

why haven't we fucked yet?
Andreas are you driving to med school?
yes
hahaha ok I'm closing
wait for me. coming
pay with tobbe's visa
This good hour? Let's do it

>>605991026
Dane fag here, while that isnt danish i get the gist of it.
Attempting to translate..., Ahem
- Why havent we fucked?

- ... What?

- Have you been drinking again?

- No, have you?

- No, i just want to fuck you

- Andreas, are you kidding with me?

- Never.

- Hahah. ok. sure.

- I mean it. Come on.

- I will show this to Tobbe

- You "something" (dirty?) Whore, May satan fuck you (Vaginally specifically)

Rollin.

>>605991963
Agreed

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>>605991963
it aint overrated, it's unoriginal and boring.
Like you.

>>605986986
This just got interesting

>>605991026
Never thought about it?
Andreas, are you joking?
Never
hahaha. ok. sure.
I'm serious. Come now
I'm going to show this to Tobbe.
You cocksucking whore. Fuck you between the legs.

Mod thread.

FOAD.

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>>605992036
>>605991811

>>605988434
>europoor
its a scandinavian language you fucking sperglord. name it faggot.

oh god

>>605992147
Nigga where the fuck have you been? This was interesting ages ago

>>605992338
re roll

>>605987232
>germany
kys

>>605992400
dubs fag

>>605987641
Nej.

>>605992400
Dew it

Ok lets roll one last time

>>605991204
kek'd hard

>>605984288
Fuck yeah
deliver pls

>>605992400
Dew it.

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>>605991026
ok faggots. her bf is mad with me noaw.
Hes been calling but i didnt answer. He texted me to answer the phone. I called him a fart and he capsed to answer.

Since we got here. Post ending in 75 tells me what to write. Anything. im drunk

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>>605992507

Jij zegt 't broeder!

NJEDDERDRAAD!

>>605988308
>ALL OF THESE UNILINGUAL FAGGOTS

>>605992630
Lurk more, faggot

>>605992137
Definitely over 18, am ejaculating

>>605992645
Trekant? Jag kan köra stjärten

>>605992645
Send him a dick pic

>>605992645
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>605992667
ga weg met je nederlands

>>605992645

>Answer your phone right meow
>What do you want you fucking fart
>ANSWER!

75 get
"I want your shit in my anus"

>>605992645
Why you jelly bruh

Crawling,if 75 you translate in repsonsss

>>605992645
>"Can you say that in American?"

>>605992645
dick pic dick pic dick pic dick pic

>>605993033
Reroll

>>605992667
Kanker op kut pvver

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>>605992948

Mohamed, a.u.b.

>>605992645
>svara i telefonen nu
>"answer the phone now"
Just google translated it

>>605993121
roll

>>605992645
I wanted to fuck that cunt since I was a little boy. Did you know we touched each other when we were young? Never fucked though...

>>605991721
Thanks kind anon. Is there a direct translation of the expression?

>>605993150

Job Cohen, pls go

>>605987641
sverige tråd nu snälla

Tell him that you're going to fight him.
Cock vs. Cock and if he doesn't accept the cocksword fight then he is a pussy bitch

>>605993121
Reroll

>>605992645
"Tobbe, I just want to show >insert cousins name< What a real man feels like... 1 on 1 me BRAH!!!"

Also Translate update:
- Answer the phone now

- What do you want devil pussy

- ANSWER

>>605992645
Hey bitch, thats MY cousin, I'll fuck her every day of the week if I want.

And please translate your post, its really confusing waiting for other anons to do it

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>>605992400
Fuck you faggots

>>605992645
We can double dick her pussy!
What do ya say

>>605993333
>Quads
Jesus

>>605992645
You're a retard

>>605993333
nice quads.

>>605993333
>3333

Holy shit... OBEY MY QUADS!

>>605983479
Oh god roll

>>605993333
Hahahahah dat get

>>605993333
Dub quads you must do it to three people hehehehehhahahahahhahehehheehehhahahahhehe

>>605992645

You can fuck my mouth while I fuck your gf 75 get

>>605992645
>jävla fisa

forty keks

>>605993406
Fuck us? You rerolled, mother fucker.

>>605983479
This is a really, really bad shoop. You can see the previous text.

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>>605993333
I think quads should count as win

>>605993406
Fuck her bf he is a bf abyway

>>605983479
Rolling for justice of course.

>>605993289
Had pechthold gezegd dan was het nog tenminste belediggend

>>605993611
Bettar Delivar

>>605993406
better question is why do you STILL have a boyfriend if you could get with me

>>605993611
Do it, you fuck.

>>605992645
>answer your phone
>what you want, cunt?
>ANSWER

Not even swedish. Well done anon.
Tobbe er garanteret en lille svans selv, Andreas. Vil du poste et billede af din kusine?

>>605993422
Rerawl

Tell him that you should both start talking English

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>>605992645
UPDATE. HE IS COMING OVER

>>605993774
Come the fuck on come op it's close enough

>>605993406
What kind of name is LAIN nigga hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA you deserve it walking around with a punk ass name LAIN

>>605992645

Can I have your mom's number? I'd like to fuck her too.

Dear god, pls no

>>605993864
Rerawl for double dick in the pussy

>>605993864
>Tried to fuck Cousin
>Get Cousin's boyfriend instead
Fuck his boypussy

>>605993537
Quads have been autowin since days immemorial

>>605993970
Fuuuuuujccckckckckckckck!!

Two 2 dicks 1 pussy

>>605993406
This seems like he might be bout 15

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>>605985187
>>605985219

>>605993982
kek

>>605993901
He's soon gonna change it to LAID

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>>605993864

>>605992913
Send dick pic and ask if he wants in

>>605993864
BRO post nu et billede af Tobbe!

>>605993634
VVD gestemd voor provinciale staten, jij?

>>605994046
Fuck this final attempt

2 dicks 1 pussy!!!!!

>>605993864
He wants the D

>>605993982
This.

Tell him right now you do not care, you will fuck him instead if he shows up.

Call him a pussyboi or the equivalent in your language.

>>605993634

>impliceren dat Job Cohen geen links tuig is
Je bent al te ver heen. Kijk alleen al naar je spelling...

>>605993864
He's going to kommer till taby nu

>>605993864
"Fuck Andrew, I will come to taby now."

>>605994141
>4141

Close enough, do it faggot

>>605992137
Wait, I don't remember this scene!

>>605983479
Closest female relative that I know of would be some sort of third cousin something, so they might be down :|

>>605983479
good thing I never get dubs.

>>605994314
2 dicks 1 poontang

>>605994436
>>99
>>44
go get em tiger:)

>>605994516
and me aswell it seems

Yeah but can you get singles

I wish I had a cousin or sister

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>>605993864
>>605993864

Andreas here. Anyone in Täby Sweden?
Her bf is huge. im getting raped.

transation:
im coming over now.
Come and bring your mothers dildo as well.
Johanna (my cousin) has one in the closet.
Bring them so i can fuck you

>>605983479
I like my post numbers like I like my relationship status.

Single.

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Lets see what happens.

>>600000000

facebook /search/results/?q=Andreas+Taby&init=public

Ahuehue

>>605994658
Yeah, but I can get trips.

Holy shit

>>605993864

Kille som inte uppskattar incest, måste vara smygbög.

>>605994888

>>605994743
SOMEONE SAVE BASED ANON.

Rololo

Shits going down

Time for trips

>>605994743
>>605994743
Sorry anon, ide like to help but im on the other side of the world... you fucked : /

On the bight side, if you kill her boyfriend she will be single. Might get another chance

>>605994743
Can anyone save andreanon??!

Record it, OP

>>605994777
Trips dude

>>605995102
lol
this

>>605995108

Pfft, three hour drive, I aint doing that shit.

Wont happen to me

>>605994743
>look doors
>give him finger from window
>deliver

>>605994743
Record it

>>605994743
stream it fag

>>605994743
Just tell him that you're steel beams and he’s jet fuel. He'll back off

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This thread is gold.
Probs to swedish guy

>pic related
>pain killer after getting your ass whooped

>>605994812
>>605994777
Go trips

>>605995346
bump
do it

>>605995354
bump bumpino

>>605994743
Stream it. Camera facing your front door.

Pull out your cock and cum on the window while he's watching but make sure to close the door

>>605995346
Holy shit, this.

Translation so far

Why haven't we fucked´?

...what?

Have you been drinking?

No, you?

No, I just want to fuck you.
Have you never thought about it?

Andreas Are you fucking with me? (as in "kidding me?")

Never

Hahhaa, ye sure.

I mean it, come on

I'm going to show Tobbe

Fuck you, you cocksucking whore, fuck yourself (it's a swedish expression).

Conversation with Tobbe

Answer the phone now

What do you want you fart

Answer

God damn it Andreas, I'm coming to Täby (location) right now!

>>605995533
Dubssssss

stream it or take photos

>>605992645
Tell him you want to fuck him too with her.

>>605995077
So is your message to a family member anon

>>605986986
1 for english please

rawlin

>>605995633
Triple dubs, actually.

>>605995346
DUUUUDDE DO THIS

>>605995604

thank you good sir

>>605994743
OP was right. This game is dangerous.

>>605995346
>>605995346
bump bump

>>605994743
If you want shit and don't wipe your ass
Chances he grosses out
Chances he's into that

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Ayy lmao

>>605995725
I've posted two fucking things and both been dubs and I ain't doing shit

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>>605995346
>top kek

>>605983479
roll!!!

>>605993864
That's funny because i imagine à god damn swedish or scandinavian viking drive 200 km/h to destroy anon

>>605995899
Three, now.

>>605992645
Tit pic

>>605994743
- Don't open the door
- He gets violent
- Tell him to back off
- Call the cops
- Either he leaves or the cops gonna get his sorry ass
- Cousin realises she is dating a jacked up fool
- She dumbs him
- Johanna jumps you and fucks your brain out
- share the sex vids you make with her here for your anon friends
- ???
- Profit

>>605995303
Dude. You may be the only /b/to that can save andranon right now. GO TO TABY

>>605995899
The dubs god demands blood, anon

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>>605995899
getgetget

>>605993901
How fucking backwards could you possibly be?
>Lain
>Iain
>I
>Capital i you autist fuck

Go to sleep and come back in 6 years when your 18.

>>605995899

Three.

Three relatives getting asked why they aint fucked you yet nigga.

>>605995899
And there's a third

>>605995899
THE SHIT IS THIS ALL POSTS FROM ME HAVE BEEN FUCKING DUBS

>>605994743
>bring them so I can fuck you

Fucking hilarious. I'd help ya if I could mate, its just a bit far from Sydney :(

>>605995533
Triple dubs demand it.

>>605996010
It's your destiny, Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpjuoKhfJo

>>605995997

This.

Near trips speak the near truth.

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facebook /andreas.nyygren

I bet this is him

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>>605993864

UPDATE BROS. IM TAKING A CAP TO A MATES FRIEND. SOMEONE SWEDISH FRIEND TRANSLATE THIS. I HAVE NO TIME. WILL UPDATE. KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE. THIS GONNA BE GOOD.

ANTON DOES MMA 10 YEARS.

>>605996071
Fate clearly wants you to do this anon. You might be missing out on the chance of a lifetime.

>>605994743
Tell him she asked you to do this because she thinks he's cheating on her and she doesn't trust him anymore.

>>605996054
>Iain

like that's not more retarded than Lain

>>605992645
Motherfucker translate it before you post faggot

>>605994743

hey man it was great knowing you these past few minutes

put up a good fight anon

>>605996010

I find the scenario where he locks the doors, flips him off from out the window and takes a picture of his rageface way more entertaining.

>>605996079
Brissy here.

I'll come pick you up and we'll drive there. We just won't stop for red lights or toilet breaks. Should be able to make it in time aye.

>>605996244
dubs confirms. RIP, our Swedish hero. He died for our entertainment.

>>605996054
you're*

the irony

>>605996244
Do we have pics of sister for research reasons?

archiving b4 404

>>605995798
kek

>>605996259
Why would I want to fuck my sister when I can fuck my girlfriend?

>>605996246
BASED ANTON TO THE RESCUE

>>605996443
https://4archive.org/b/thread/605983479
https://4archive.org/b/thread/605983479

>>605996246

What I got from this from the last bit is that his friend Anton is going to fuck Tobbe up

>>605996244
looks like a pussy and a faggot; Anon will be fine

this was lovely

stay safe andreas

>>605996246
You are thé proof than scandinavian dude have balls.
If i lived in Your town, i Will hide. You, but i'm on thé opposite side of Europe...

>>605996523
Because your sister isn't imaginary, Anon.

>>605996246
OP was right, this is "the most dangerous game"

>>605996246

>call me
>Cant, I have to show this to the world
>What? Get a taxi towards me. If Tobbe I will fuck him up

>>605995604
Thanks /b/rother

rell

>>605996591
Or is she?

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>>605994743
Haha täbyglinet kommer bli knullad. Svälj satsen efteråt, bögunge.

Based swede

>>605996246
-Bro. I messaged Johanna that I want to fuck her and Tob is coming to täby
-He said he's gonna kill me
-Call me
-Can't. I have to (something) to the world
-What? Get a cab to my place. If Tobbe comes I'll fuck him up


Rough translation to my best skills, I speak a bit of Swedish and it's almost the same shit

gimme a roll

>>605996246
- Bro. I wrote to Johanna that i wanted to fuck her and Tob is comming to Tâby.
- He says he is going to kill me.
- Call me
- Can't. I have to show it to the word
- What? Grab a cab to my place. If Tobbe comes i'll fuck him up.

(something close to that)

>>605996721
Fuck. You're right. We're all imaginary.

>>605996246
>Bro. I messaged Johanna that I want to fuck her and Tob is coming to Täby
>He said he is coming to kill me
<call me
>Can't. I must something
<What? Take a taxi to my place. If Tobbe come comes, I'll fuck him up.

>>605996611
>I have to show this to the world
Goodbye space cowboy

>>605996246

>Bro, I sent a text to Johanna saying I want to fuck her and "Tob" is coming to Täby.

>Says he's going to kill me

>Call me

>I can't, I have to show the world

>What? Take a cab to my place. If "Tobbe" shows up I'll fuck him up.

>>605996246
Jump out the door really quick and stab him in the neck with a pair of scissors. MMA doesn't teach shit against the ol' doorsey-stabsey.

>>605996406
Grammar nazi cunt

BUMP limit new thread here
>>605996893

>>605996584
Putain va te coucher avec ton thé

>>605996827
Bro

>>605996902

dayum. I see why Tobbe is pissed lol.

>>605996862
Ayyyyyy this name for a bitchmove

>>605996862
You misunderstand, anon. Anton is Andreas's friend who did MMA for 10 years. He's going to protect Andreas against that little faggot Tobbe.