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Rate my dick!
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-1/10
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hahahaha
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>>605975934
thats genuinely fascinating
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>>605975934
I'm waiting for the Millennium Falcon to fly out of the dick hole.
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>>605976930
I rate it closer to the sarlac pit or the asteroid worm as it exits it's subterranean slumber for sustenance
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10/10 would smack the tip with a mallet
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>>605975934
-10
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>>605975934
I wonder what it feels like to have your dick swallowed in your own fat?
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>>605977156
Lucas had a thing for having to escape toothy monsters hidden down in holes, didn't he...
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>>605975934
Does this count as a vagina?
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Subterranean/10
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>>605977566
Probably pretty fucking good. I mean, imagine all that sweaty flesh warmly caressing your *ahem*, penis, and then getting a boner in public, but not even needing to hide it
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>>605977566
Dubs confirm no need for pussy. Just fuck pelvic fat to completion.
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>>605975934
something's wrong with your bellybutton
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>>605975934
Topkek
This is almost a vagina
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>>605977613
Han didn't escape the scary monster when they lowered him down into the hole and froze him in carbonite.
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Turtle/10
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>>605977613
A metaphor for feminism.
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50/150
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>>605975934
That's me except hairy and with some foreskin the only thing visible
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>>605978403
Pic!
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>>605977894
>>605977939
These are some good points.
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>>605978403
How do you even masturbate?
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>>605975934
Daddy?
IS that you?
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>>605975934
This dick makes me feel pretty good!

...About myself.
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>>605978785
I guess walking is having that effect once the masses are set in motion
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>>605975934
Dick might be tiny.

But how the fuck did that even happen to the balls?
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>>605978966
You mean mommy right? Clearly pregnant outie
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>>605979303
Oh god why did you have to draw my attention to that
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>>605979110
Murican doesn't walk. Only uses scooter...
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>>605975934

I can see your cervix OP.
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>>605978621
Not able to take pic now

>>605978785
When sitting that way and bending over is when its the worst. So I lay down or lean back to whack it. Plus it pops out when erect
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>>605977156
> it exits it's subterranean slumber for sustenance

i laughed so hard
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The balls are in there too?
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>>605979906
How far does it extend?
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>>605975934
poor thing
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>>605975934
Lel, got this off of /r/spacedicks
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>>605975934
Would stick my tongue in there/10
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>>605975934
WTF where are its nuts?
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>>605975934
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>>605975934
Gross!
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>>605979435
If i had to suffer, so does others, including you my good anon
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>>605975934
Reminds me of a swollen bee sting. I'll rate -10/10 on usefulness and 7/10 based on how interesting it is.
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>>605975934
TFW the ripe dick cheese hidden in there
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>>605975934
You stuck a hotdog in your anus
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>>605975934
I can do the same and my dick is average.
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kill yourself/10
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Getting some severe weight loss surgery would at least get you out of the negative zone
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idont even know man
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I think that's an inside out cervix
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>>605980209
>When laying down
3 and a half inches with some still hidden. I can push down on the area around and get another half inch

>when standing
An inch or so

>when sitting up or bent over
Its pretty much completely buried even when hard
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>>605979906

I feel ya OP. Fat fuck myself. Having a FUPA blows man. Luckily I got married before my dick became an innie.
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>>605983475
How much do you weigh?
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>>605975934
We're not so different you and I.
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>>605975934

button/190
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Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about sitting on a public toilet and experiencing the "damn that cold... And deep" splashdown that we 7" plus big dick overlords have experienced.
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