Greentext stories thread?

BUMPEROONY

>>605105000

nice trips

>>605105154
topkek

>>605105570
there are so many variations of a sad story like this they almost seem fake...

>>605105810
fake or not, always gets me

>>605105901
theres one literally just like that that involves tf2, same play out and everything

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>>605106028
yeah i know

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i dont know what im posting but im dumping

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>>605106908

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>>605106028
nevermind, was thinking of this one

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>>605106958
still dont know what im posting

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>>605107024

>>605106978
ah thats what i was referring too

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>>605107099

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>>605107139

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>>605107099
ohh okay, found this aswell

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>>605107178

anyone have that insanely long brother sister incest story? It's like 15 posts long. I lost it. All starts with the guy telling his sister about a panty fetish

>>605104138
Beside the thing of "falsehood and artistic fiction",I honestly can't decide if I believe it or not. How does he survive from being shot TWO times?

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>>605107226

>>605107208
oh didnt know there were two tf2 feels like that haha

anyone got the cap of a of /b/tard fucking a hot girl named bunny or some shit. they played vidya together and then she came to stay with him or something?

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>>605107433

now i know this is feelz

>>605107510
oh fuck i was in this thread last year, seriously only read this if you're down to feel down lmao

but seriously

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>>605107510
i know this isnt greentext but fuck it

im out of content anyways

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>>605102597
I want to believe

>>605108438
I need that flat girl problems pic in regular size.

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>>605108865
nm got it

>>605104485
Fuck that shit, if I find out one of my kids is going to be retarded before being born, I will gladly abort the fucker by force.

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>>605108865

>>605104975
>google what do key punch means
Oh Christ, my sides!

>>605110004
This is fucking phenomenal.

>>605110299
also from 30 rock

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>>605110413
Fuck my sides, I don't need them. Also, reminds me of that greentext where a deaf person didn't know that farts were audible.

>>605107353
I once smoked some weed with an HA gang member who told me he'd been shot two times with a shotgun, he even showed me the scars. I guess that kinda thing's possible with enough luck

>>605107353
>>605110975
>>605104138

idk if this is real or not, but reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3z4NMWdTcg part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KAkAgNb-R8 part 2

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>>605110975
I get it, but surviving without proper medical care , afted being rescued by an hippie native american...

Anyway, bootin.

>>605101524
This story is real, I heard they even made a song about it

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Last one.

>>605112449
what the fuck

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i don't give two shits if it isn't green texted

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>>605113054
with you. no greentext, but worth reading

>>605106994
Language options are Union Jack....

>>605112449
Life can be so amazing. I guess its true what they say about reality stranger than fiction.

>>605105810
I've known a lot of people that have just disappeared over the years.

>>605112537
I love people like this. Makes me wish I actually was as smart and witty as them.

>>605107208
I"m a sellsman at a store, selling shit.
And there is this big window from which people on hte street can see everything inside.
I had to go back behind the shelves to let out a few tears.
Right in the feels, you dumb motherfucker...

>>605101524
Hahahaha got me

>>605115872
try this one

>>605106482

Does anyone have the one about a guy who fucked a trap freaked out donkey punched them in the back of the head then stole their xbox

>>605115563
jesus christ

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>>605108438
Hey i have that one too