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Greentext stories thread?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greentext stories thread?
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BUMPEROONY
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>>605105000

nice trips
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>>605105154
topkek
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>>605105570
there are so many variations of a sad story like this they almost seem fake...
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>>605105810
fake or not, always gets me
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>>605105901
theres one literally just like that that involves tf2, same play out and everything
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i dont know what im posting but im dumping
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>>605106028
nevermind, was thinking of this one
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>>605106958
still dont know what im posting
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>>605107024

>>605106978
ah thats what i was referring too
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>>605107099
ohh okay, found this aswell
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>>605107178
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anyone have that insanely long brother sister incest story? It's like 15 posts long. I lost it. All starts with the guy telling his sister about a panty fetish
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>>605104138
Beside the thing of "falsehood and artistic fiction",I honestly can't decide if I believe it or not. How does he survive from being shot TWO times?
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>>605107226

>>605107208
oh didnt know there were two tf2 feels like that haha
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anyone got the cap of a of /b/tard fucking a hot girl named bunny or some shit. they played vidya together and then she came to stay with him or something?
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>>605107433

now i know this is feelz
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>>605107510
oh fuck i was in this thread last year, seriously only read this if you're down to feel down lmao

but seriously
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>>605107510
i know this isnt greentext but fuck it

im out of content anyways
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>>605102597
I want to believe
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>>605108438
I need that flat girl problems pic in regular size.
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>>605108865
nm got it
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>>605104485
Fuck that shit, if I find out one of my kids is going to be retarded before being born, I will gladly abort the fucker by force.
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>>605104975
>google what do key punch means
Oh Christ, my sides!
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>>605110004
This is fucking phenomenal.
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>>605110299
also from 30 rock
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>>605110413
Fuck my sides, I don't need them. Also, reminds me of that greentext where a deaf person didn't know that farts were audible.
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>>605107353
I once smoked some weed with an HA gang member who told me he'd been shot two times with a shotgun, he even showed me the scars. I guess that kinda thing's possible with enough luck
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>>605107353
>>605110975
>>605104138

idk if this is real or not, but reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3z4NMWdTcg part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KAkAgNb-R8 part 2
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>>605110975
I get it, but surviving without proper medical care , afted being rescued by an hippie native american...

Anyway, bootin.
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>>605101524
This story is real, I heard they even made a song about it
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Last one.
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>>605112449
what the fuck
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i don't give two shits if it isn't green texted
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>>605113054
with you. no greentext, but worth reading
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>>605106994
Language options are Union Jack....
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>>605112449
Life can be so amazing. I guess its true what they say about reality stranger than fiction.
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>>605105810
I've known a lot of people that have just disappeared over the years.
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>>605112537
I love people like this. Makes me wish I actually was as smart and witty as them.
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>>605107208
I"m a sellsman at a store, selling shit.
And there is this big window from which people on hte street can see everything inside.
I had to go back behind the shelves to let out a few tears.
Right in the feels, you dumb motherfucker...
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>>605101524
Hahahaha got me
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>>605115872
try this one

>>605106482
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Does anyone have the one about a guy who fucked a trap freaked out donkey punched them in the back of the head then stole their xbox
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>>605115563
jesus christ
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>>605108438
Hey i have that one too
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