>on call >bored asf >gf texts me Still bored. Dubs

Hey, I'm kind of horny. Want to send me some nudes. ;)?

Bump fer lelz. And if dubs tell her you are joining isis

unless the next text you send says "hey babe guess what its blow job day tommorow" im not interested.

>>605070310
send me a pick of you fucking a squash.

ill eat your asshole alive

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>>605070153
hey bb wan sum fuk?

were breaking up

>>605070295
Rerollerino

can i rim you later?

Tits or gtfo

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>>605070310

>>605070598
reroll

>>605070653

this

>>605070611
WINRAR

Niggers give the best anal.

I'm actually breaking up with you, I'm tired of plowing you're fucking filthy swamp of a pussy and I require a woman with better cooking skills.

>>605070611
WINRAR

I've never told anyone this before, but I've killed several people and hid the bodies.

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>>605070611

>>605070153
Big yet unfamiliar
Bigger than the biggest bar
Think big, that's only half as large
Bigger, better, twice as hard

Outsized, extra large
Velocity very fast
Bigger than the closest star
Bigger than the motor car.

That is an accurate description of my dick.

>>605070707
Nice get

>>605070748
Weiner

still no dubs

let me lick ur bhole

Wanna fuck off ya dumb cunt?

>>605071011
WINRAR

>>605070707
Nice triple doube

Dafuq u wan bitch. I'm busy

>>605070153
gimmie a screenshot OP

>>605071011
>>605071022
kek'd

>>605071011
>>605071022
WEINER

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>>605070611
Lol
>man

Anyways post ending in 7 decides

hurry the fuck up op, you fucking fuck fucker

>>605071360
it's fine, baby, i need you too. come over and we'll talk. and cuddle. and fuck?

>>605070774
You heard "Aisha" by Death in Vegas featuring Iggy Pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=zzZzDbRp3z4

I also want to taste your shit.

FUCK MY ANAL HOLE!

>>605071383
well fuck, now i look stupid.. anyways
rolling for: Yea tits now or im breaking up with ur stupid cunt face

CHECK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING 7, NOTHING BUT GETS FOR TOPKEK IN THIS BREAD! JESUS CHRIST I'M HIGH AS FUCK, GOT THESE CAPS ON LOCK.

>>605071627

WINRAR

>>605071627
Weiiiiiiiinnnnhar

>>605071627
winrar

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QUE PASA

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>>605071627
WINRAR.
Delivery.

Next number decided after reply.

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Yeah

>>605071921
this is bait.. just look at what shes saying.. come one guys

>>605071921
shit better not be fucking real
anon, wtf is wrong with you? girl sounds serious.

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>>605071360
Holy fuck the crazy level is intense on this grill. Better switch to charcoal..

>>605071921

fake and gay

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>>605071921
Topest of the top shelf of keks. No. I'm serious, people pay good money for this comedy!

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>>605071921

>>605072426
DO NOT DO THIS IT WILL MAKE MUSTARDGAS AND WILL KILL YOU DEAD

hitler had some pretty good ideas if you think about it

When I worked security some kid who was a marine thought he was tough and tried to start shit with me and assaulted me. I punched him in the nose, kicked his knee, threw him in a clench and kneed him in the balls. On the way down I stomped on his chest with a looping downward kick with the ball of my foot (this hurts so fucking bad if you've ever been hit by one. Worse than being stomped on 100x) and his buddies had to drag him out of the facility.

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>>605072125
>>605072183
>>605072183

As real as a crazy girl gets.

6 decides after this post

>>605072772
Corn starch and water=chlorine, obviously

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>>605072925
fake and gay

>this is now a porn webm thread

>>605072925
If you love me you'll show me your tits

Because you're breasts remind me of giant pudding twinkies ;)

I don't see your tits.

I need you to love me the way I need to be loved so that I can love you the way that you need to be loved.

>>605072925
Because you have great tits and I want to see them, NOW. God, bitches don't seem to get any smarter with age.

>>605072925
Just do it. I'm bored at work, horny. You're fucking crazy. I care enough for you to not do something stupid. Show them so I don't have to break up with you.

I still don't see your tits... Seems to me that you don't really like me...

>>605073059

>>605072925
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Actually, that's not a request, Bitch

Girl. been playing youall this time
youre my side chick Lol.
cant believe your ethat easy.

Okay, I love you too. Tits?

>>605073088
roll

>>605073186
Noice

>>605073059
ws

>>605073186
Ayy

>>605073186
Winrar

>>605073186
perfect

Alls I need is tha titties

Sorry baby, but the thought of your juicy tits makes me so horny

>>605072925
Because i know who you slept with

>>605073059
rolling, but it's too late

>>605072925
(i-is she serious?)

I'm just kidding, but I am horny so send me a pic babe

I'll express my love for you in return for tits. Comeon babe.. Nobody will even know.

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>>605073186

Kek.
Getting good guys

9 decides after this post

It's simple, you show tits. We will be happy together

>>605073059
Reroll

I wish you were dead

Baby I just Want to drink some of your love juice

I am kidding, I just need a pic of you naked.

>>605073576
i think we should break up i have gotten my wife pregnant and i think its best if we stop this now

>>605073576
Yes. I told you I was playing you. Biiiiiitch.

No stop being a cunt and show me them titties

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>dear diary
>today, op was a massive faggot

>>605073576
lol yeah im sorry,how about we swap pics instead ;)

>>605073660
Reroll

>>605073186
She's gonna anonhero. This will make the liberals most happy, I'm sure.

>>605073649
WINRAR

>>605073649
Winrar

it puts the lotion on its skin

>>605073649
Well that was quick

>>605071921

I have a raging boner thinking about those luscious tits of yours

>>605073649
WINRAR

>>605073625
Roll

  ▲
▲ ▲

>we need to see them titties

Girl does it look like Im playing?

>Then send her a pic of your middle finger

I have aids

>>605073576
Yes. Now will you lightin up and show me your gorgeous rack. No one will know

9 get

>>605073900
> ▲
>▲ ▲
How do you make that triangle?

>>605074034
Gotta have dubs to make it work

>>605073576
im sorry babe its random messages from random people on this site
>>605070153

>>605074034
[alt+0129][space][alt+0129][space][alt+30]
[enter]
[alt+30][space][alt+30]

>>605074034
delete system32

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>>605073649
Playin' by the rules

1 decides after this post

Can I see your puzzy now pls? I haven't have sex for a long time and I want you baby

"https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/605070153"

>>605073718
sauce?

>>605074174
remember when /b/ didn't share secrets? remember when you had to lurk moar? of course not, you're a newfag.

>>605073922
Roll

I want to do this because i love you. Show me now pls. I am horny. I love you. I want you

>>605074202
cmon, please?

>>605074202
I'm not retarded like you are. I know I've already seen them. The point is I'm not seeing them now. I'll give you two minutes.

Aye baby I'm sorry, my work mate was messing around. You wanna come over after my work??

cuz i miss them

>>605074266
Roll

Come on. Let me see them. please?

bitch my boys ain't seen em! Or have they?? Cunt

>>605074266
Reroll

>>605074283
dunno, copied from someone else of /b/ a while back. i'm in love with her lips, though

>>605074301
Somebody post a middle finger kek

>>605074266
roll

>>605074301
WINRAR

C'mon, we BOTH want a little excitement right now.

I've joined ISIS. Don't bother looking for me. Allahu Akbar.

>>605074301
Win

>>605074301
hurray

>>605073053
>starting off with this
No, it really isn't..

>>605074341
Winrar

>>605074431
ALOHA SNACKBAR!

>>605074202
>https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/605070153%22

>>605074174
  ▲

▲ ▲

get dubs

>>605074294
muh sekret club

>>605074341
Fucking op this shit is fake and gay

>>605074294
>newfags can't triforce
>this "newfag" can triforce

There's a difference between being a Newfag and not being an ass.

It's because I get horny thinking about your tits, how bout we meet up instead?

>>605074526
you still managed to fuck it up, congrats anon

>>605074301
wanner

>>605074301
>>605074472
Already won fucking pleb

>>605074202
Nigga I'm just trying to see some titties!

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>https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/605070153/on-call#bottom

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▲ ▲

Nice memes, everyone

>>605074600
Fuck your dubs and fuck your truth

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>>605074301

First winrar.

>>605074807
allahu ahkbar

>>605074202
Please, I love you, love me back and send that photo.

>>605074617
  ▲
▲ ▲

Am I a Hacker now? Am I now part of Anonymous?

>>605074431
ROLL

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>>605074807
Jesus OP, you're an asshole.I really hope this is bait, or she's in on it.

>>605074968
roll

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>>605074926
yes. you must now get the triforce tattooed on you by a trap.

>>605074926
>  ▲
>▲ ▲
I can't do it

>>605074926
▲
▲ ▲

  ▲
▲ ▲

>>605075140
Fail

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>>605074807

she very hurt feelings of mine ):

3 decides after this post. Wreck her /b/

>>605075204
Newfag

>>605075066
Keked and checked

>>605075064
ROLL

>>605074431
rolling

Be my little slut

>>605075024
She sounds like a pile of worthless cunt.

>I can't live in a world without your care

What the fuck does that even mean?

I have aids

>>605075320

>>605074614
This is a good suggestion

>>605075233
Still haven't gotten those titties yet...

  ▲
▲ ▲
  ▲ ▲
▲ ▲ ▲ ▲

>>605074266
Re roll

>>605074266
Roll

01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000 00101100 00100000 01000111 01001111 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000101 00100001

>>605074431
ROLL

>>605075389
roll

>>605075233
im sorry babe, really i am. I just really want to see your beautiful tits

>>605075233

Fake. OP is texting himself.

>>605075233
allow me to pour my heart out to you. i'd love you better, but i'm a fag. i'd fuck you better, but i'm not a nignog. i'd be nicer to you, but i'm a cuck. i'd always be yours, but i will an hero unless you show me those goddamn titties.

If this rolls then you link her to this thread, nigger.

Jesus I just want the people on the internet to see you naked you dumb cunt.

>>605075233
Sorry, random dudes on the net told me what to write

its a joke, chill out

>>605075233
Im trans-nigger

>>605075453
Oh fuck

>>605075233
How is saying "girl" being black? Your more moronic than I thought. Good thing we are over. Kill yourself idiot

>>605075414
roll

>>605075453
finally, someone else gets it

>>605075390
Roll

>>605074266
Roll

>>605075276
  ▲
▲ ▲

I am hacker see me tri-force like an alpha

>>605075441
WEINER

>>605075462
reroll

>>605075233
I've been banging your mom for the last 3 weeks

>>605075233
>don't call me girl
>you aren't black

Anthony Cumia found his soulmate

>>605074266
Pls

>>605075233
I'm just messing with you, I've asked an online image board to tell me what to say to you

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>>605075453

>>605075545
how new are you, newfag?
cuz that made me kek. which doesn't happen often anymore on /b/.

>>605075536
Rollerino

>>605074431
3 get

bitch tits mcgee ass bitch

>>605075453
G8 b8 m8

>>605075453

Fucking winrar kek

>>605074266
Rolerino

send me those boobs please, I miss them ;-;

I like men

>>605075686
Jesus this

>>605075233
stop replying, you're embarrassing yourself in front of hundreds of people

>>605075738
>;-;

sudoku.

>>605075516
Roll

>>605074266
This

sorry, but I'm not guilty of you being this retarded fat devil that you are. Never talk to me again you scum

>>605075766
I've joined ISIS. I'm going to go to Iraq soon. Allahu Akbar.

>>605074266
Pls this

>>605075501
This

You can reveal the truth now threads over, I'll post this and they'll all get mad

>>605075897
this

>>605074266 is broken link

>>605075897
have fun being on that watchlist now retard

>>605075671
I'm not a newfag. I've been here since The Fappening so go fuck yourself. I can even green text. See....

> you calling me a newfag
> newfag

>>605074266
3 get

>>605074266
Rollerblades

Send nudes or I upload video of us fucking and rape and kill you and your family you worthless dog. I will also fuck the shit out of your eye socket and tickle your brain with my dick

>>605075796
Reroll

>>605075997
SHIET

  ▲
▲ ▲
  ▲ ▲
▲ ▲ ▲ ▲

>>605075931
Gr8 b8 m8 try again

>>605076007
relax, oldfag, that was compliment.

>>605076068
NIGRAR

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Nahhh just Fuckin with ya we still cool but I am going to need those tits

>>605076059

Reroll

>>605076007
>newfag

>>605076115
FUCK

Soo no tits? I'm Out

Im part of the illuminati

>>605076007

>not a newfag
>since The Fappening

k

>>605075931
Dey see me rellin

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>>605075999
I wasn't able to post the link without the quotations. Remove them and the link works.

Also, nice trips.

  ▲
▲ ▲

>>605074699
This

>>605071921
This is so fucking fake, kill yourself.

Rollin cause op sucks cocks

>>605076163
Kek

>>605076135
kek'd, fuckin mac demarco man

>>605076059

Rollin

>>605076186
also, has limited reading comprehension, proves "old"faggotry with greentext.

let us call him new(-ish)fag

>>605076007
Bond, is that you?

>>605076059

Rerolling

>>605070153
We need to talk...

>>605076183
WIN?

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>>605075453
Faggot
Dubs decide after this post

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>>605076110
>>605076007
>>605075671
>>605075545
>>605075276
>>605075204

>mfw

>>605076186
Newfag detected

>>605076007
[:nogreen:]
>but can you not greentext?
[/nogreen:]

>>605076059
brutal.

roll

>>605076135
Roll

hopefully this wrecks you OP say (WILL YOU MARRY ME)

>>605076413

WINRAR

Just kidding babe:
"https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/605070153#p605074301"

Sorry I've been doing fucking coke and it's making me feel crazy. Just ignore me. I had a habit with this shit before I met you and my old deal showed up with some and said he'd give me a taste if I sucked his dick. Fuck I should have said no. I'm sorry. I love you baby.

>>605076279
He's such a goofball

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>>605076413
WINRAR

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>>605076500
roll 4 tis

>>605076186
You're just jealous of my hacking skills. Dont come asking me for any favors. NPA! Do you know what that means? Fucking newfag

>>605076500
KEK

>>605076059

Rollingg

Already 3 posts ending with 3 no reaction.

never gotten dubs before
> If I don't get tits we are.

>>605076500
lol, fucking win

>>605076500
WEINER

>>605076631
Quads?

>>605076455
>>605076455
Come on babe, it's late. Do you really want me to go to bed with blue balls

Say.. Would you like to go see a movie??

>>605076500
>>605076500
>>605076500

>>605076183
this came first

>>605076500
oshit.. winrar you gotta propose!

You must not love me.

>>605076455
  ▲
▲ ▲

Sorry "babe" my fake job is calling they want me in the office like right now I'm in the tits department and I gotta produce some original content or my ass is fired! Help me out will ya?

>>605076584
>npa

Nigger's personal army?

Give me ANAl

>>605076500
WIN

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>>605076500

>>605076500
Then we should play it off as OP pranking her to spring the question. OP then has to be stuck with this crazy cunt

>>605076500

Fucking kek

>>605076500
oshit

>>605076773
Rolling

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>>605076500

>>605076455
Hey op, Looks like she have something to say tô you.. Something like when she cheated on u

>>605076891
give this guy some ANAI

>>605076500

I SWEAR OP IF YOU SAY THE STUFF BEFORE PARENTHESES AS WELL I HOPE YOU GET DEMONFUCKED

>dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmcrpGgOCp4

>>605076773
Rolling for this

>>605076842
You don't even know. I use VPNs and Tor and surf the darkweb like the hacker that I am. Triforcing and greentexting are just the tip of my skills.

>>605077201
Kek

>>605076988
Dubs confirms

>>605077205

PARENTHESES MEANS THE TEXT OP SHOULD TYPE

DON'T YOU DARE OP

>>605077261
Seconded I kekd

>>605076773
also rolling for this

>>605077324
Hahahahahaha this has to be bait

>>605077324
Kek

o come on baby i just want a piece of that fine fine ass you call a face

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>>605076500

You cunt.

Anon to roll 3 pls fix this

>>605077501
oh my god im so happy you said yes <33 i love you

>>605077464
jej

>>605077501
OP is the coolest guy ever

SIKE
I JOINED ISIS BITCH
THEY MY NIGGAS NOW

>>605077501

GREAT! But first tits or gtfo.

>>605077501
Now's the honeymoon. Show your tits.

>>605077460
Yeah & you took it too KEKKK

>>605077501
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>605077434
Shit man my rant of shit was actually decent

Re rolling for it

>>605077565
roll

but you're going to have to show tits first

LET'S GO TO HAWAII FOR THE WEDDING

>>605077501
no, sorry. you're stuck with crazy bitch.

>if 3, say:
>TOMORROW, CITY HALL, 9AM.
>TOMORROW, MY PLACE, 10AM - I wreck your bridal pussy

>>605077501
n't

>>605077501
Thank you, this is all I've ever wanted!

Cool, I wad just testing your true feelings. Now show me them titties!

>>605077501
"You're fucking kidding, right? You want to marry me but you won't even send tits w/ timestamp? I don't think so."

>>605077501
Just kidding:

"https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/605070153#p605074301"

>>605077633

WINRAR

I want to do this quick, how about we fly out to Vegas tomorrow, and honeymoon for the week? I've already got you a ring!

>>605077565
Roll

>>605077501
Send me a pic of your tits and I'll send you a pic of the ring

>>605077501
I love you so much babe!

>>605077565
rollerino

I love you, now show me your tits or gtfo!

>>605077501
lmao as soon as you say something positive she believes you

>>605077501
"im texting myself for 4chan"

>>605077633
Heh

>>605077615
Roll

this chick seems overly whipped to not be sending tits.

>>605077633
Fucking check those dubs baby

>>605077633
winrar

>>605077501
I'm sorry, I really didn't meant any disrespect at all (her name). How about this, you and I will go spend the day together tomorrow :)


PLS GET ME 3
OP PLS DONT RUIN THIS RELATIONSHIO^PP GETTT 3

Now that we are engaged send me a picture of your tits

>>605077501
I love you baby, Im so sorry for all those terrible things I said to you... I know I shouldn't be asking my girlfriend to send me nudes... maybe my fiance?

>>605077633
WON

>>605077633
Ding Ding Ding we have a Winrar

>>605077633
winningrar

>>605077728
Rollerino

>>605077501
Sorry babe my friend had my phone, disregard everything I've said from "Tits or gtfo" to here.

Doesn't mean I don't want to marry you someday though ;)

>>605077772
roll

>>605077633
hahaha win

>>605077324
Hahhahah

>>605077633
check em

>>605077501
great! but before we get married i gotta see your tits first

Sorry for acting so weird. I'm just taking some epic pills tony gave me to try. One of them made my dick so hard, it cut the metal zipper in my pants. I tried to fix it, but it ended up slicing my hand open as well.

>>605077699
New thread niggers!

>>605077633
Win

>>605077633
we better get tits, or she aint really whipped and OPs a faggot

>>605077772
pls roll

Oh thank you!!! You've made me the happiest man alive. I love you so much. Let's start trying to have children right away! Come over.

>>605077777
lets see where the quints take us