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74 decides how i quit my job

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74 decides how i quit my job
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Roll, where do you work anyway?
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>>604908088
Walmart. Yup.
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Submit 2 weeks notice to your manager
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>>604907711
take pictures of all the unsafe and/or illegal shit around your place of business and send it to the appropriate authorities.
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Walk into office and smoke meth.
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>>604907711

Kill yourself at work with an object at the store.
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Cross dress and say you're a changed person with a new life and a new job
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>>604908416
Re-roll
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>>604908450
rolling for this
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squat on the floor so customers can see it. also pics or didn"t happen
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>>604907711
GO UP TO YOUR BOSS AND YELL IN HIS FUCKING FACE
"I'M GONNA KIDNAP YOU AND VENEER YOUR TEETH WITH STRAY DOG'S EARWAX"
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Take a huge shit and smear it on the floor.
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>>604907711
Shove a banana out your ass and squack all the way out.
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Go out with style, guns blazing.
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>>604908657
ROLL
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>>604908416
Walk into office and attempt to smoke manager's asshole. Bring a bong.
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Walk in and quit, but jerk off while you do it.
Yell, "YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE ANYMORE, NIGGER!"
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>>604908657
ROLLING FOR THIS TOPKEK
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>>604908450
Roll
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>>604907711
Rape a customer
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Make a turd nest in the middle of the place. Just as the turd goes out shout "ALAHU AKBAR". Pic related - instructions manual.
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don't quit your job and continue working because your life is pathetic
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>>604908930
rol
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Go off on a difficult customer.

OR

Shit on your managers desk, then track them down and say you just saw (whoever is the sexiest employee) commit the act. Hand in your two weeks immediately after this sentence.
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Start jacking off while working sploog on conveyer belt turn belt on wait for reactions.
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Place merchandise into anus until fired for theft.
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>>604907711
Suck off the boss
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>>604908909
DO THIS XD XD IT'S SUPER FUNNY XD XD
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>>604908930
roll
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Walk in quit and then go to the isle where they sell salsa and knock down every jar of salsa.
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>>604908999
Trips cannot be denied.
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suicide bombing
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Take coworkers and customers hostage at gunpoint kill 1 per hour until you are fired
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>>604908999
I can roll trips but not a fucking 74? Come the fuck on, reroll.
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Print out a bunch of banana photos, like seriously alot, and go place them all over the store
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Shoot it up, then kill yourself
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>>604908909
what the fuck
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>>604908999
Trips get
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>>604908930
rerol
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>>604909090
Trip 90's
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poop on principal's desk
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>>604909128
If this wins, what does OP do? Literally roll out?

Roiling for OP to cut off his dick and jam it in his boss's mouth.
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>>604909105
Roll
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>>604908930
reroll
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Poop your pants loudly while talking to somebody.
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shit on your bosses desk
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Go into managers office when he isn't there
Start fapping
Do a PA call for the manager to come to his office
Stare him dead in the eye when he comes in and finish all over his desk.
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>>604909199
Doubles = checked

Rolling for anal theft of merchandise.
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Rererolll
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dont quit
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Get on the PA and fart in the mic. Do this any time possible until they catch you
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>>604909105
Reroll
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>>604909279
llorer
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Slap your boss with your dick
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>>604907711
Cut open a dog and sew yourself inside its body.
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>>604909342
Rerrerrrolll
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>>604909034

He wants to quit, not get a promotion.
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>>604909373
rerolll
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>>604909090
Rolling for this
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>>604907711
>>604908088
>>604908811
>>604908966
>>604908999
>>604909199
>>604909244
This is now le doobles bread
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>>604908909
Roll. Do this!
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throw a pizza at boss's face
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>>604909072
This.
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>>604907711
poop in the urinal
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>>604909373
rerolllll
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>>604909105
Please
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>>604909382
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>>604909295
Roll
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>>604909422
Reroll for dog
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>>604909539
rerollin
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don't quit
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Break all the televisions you can and smear the manager's spouse's name with your feces in the employee break room
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ALLRIGHT THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG.

the next dubs decides
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>>604909650
Fuck that

Set off firecrackers underneath customers
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Take a dump, cum on the dump, place it on desk of boss.
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>>604909686
kill yourslef
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>>604909644
rererollin
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>>604907711
"I had propane tanks be a better boss than you, I hope you die in my efficient burning see of propane i tell you hwhat"
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>>604909382
Roll
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>>604909669
rolllllll
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Try to use jet fuel to melt steel beams u will be fired on the spot for your failure
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dick slap boss
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>>604909748
rerereroll
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Set work on fire
wait to be fired by fire
while on fire
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>>604907711
piss over the documents
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Fuck the boss's wife and film it. Email it to him with subject line "I quit"
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shoot up ur office
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>>604909686
Not sure if op

Take a bicycle
Remove seat
Place seat post in anus
Ride out
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>>604908999
rolling for this
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>>604909824
rerererereroll
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dooblez
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rerollin then. cum in his chair
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>>604909846
R e r o l l
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Rape bosses daughter
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kill yourself
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>>604907711
Got U.

<SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED ARNOLD TO MARS
< Roundhouse your manager, adopt a kittnen and rollbounce out of that bastard.
<BUT...NOT BEFORE USING YOUR EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT ON THE LAST BOX OF FRENCH TOAST CRUCH.
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Cum In the middle of your office
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>>604909873
rererererererererereroll
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>>604908224
roll
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>>604909927
rape granddaughter

Quad get
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jerk off on your boss
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Just sit around and do nothing until they fire you. When the manager is around pretend to work but real slow like. But when they leave the area just sit back down and chill-lax... If questioned about your loaf, tell the boss you were out of breath and just have to rest a moment. Do this til you are fired then collect unemployment.
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>>604909985
re
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>>604909961
rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererereroll
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>>604909975
Fuck came too soon

>>604909999
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>>604909989
rolling for
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>>604909686
Get busted for cp
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>>604909964
Re roll
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>>604908909
Rollerama
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>>604909686
Suddenly absolutely no dubs
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>>604909295
Reroll
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>>604910055
Winar
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>>604910055
nice
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>>604910077
Re roll
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>>604909850
Re rolling for this
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shit all over your bosses desk
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>>604908909
Rollando
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>>604910055
WINRAR
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>>604910077
winrar?
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>>604909382
This
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>>604910055
U fuckin wot m8
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>>604908224
rolling
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Print a picture of your balls in A3 Colour and shoop a picture of your boss' face on the left testicle
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>>604910150
Rolando
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>>604909939
<Reroll
<Forgot the second method
< Try Spacebar
> Maybe this time.
> Still' Chuckin'. Still, Life's the hardest thing

Pic not related. Gohan did his fucking homework..
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>>604909295
Rolling for this.
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>>604909382
This.
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>>604909828
Get fired
by firing squad
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>>604908999
rolling
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>>604910055
>>604910055
>>604910055
>>604910055
Lol
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>>604909382
.
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go to work on mdma, play hardcore gabber music as loud as possible, turn it down and say to your boss "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" then shit on his desk and leave
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>>604910055
Mother fucking winrar
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Grab pair of roller skates and grease. Grease yourself up and put the skates on. Roll around the store screaming making your coworkers try to catch you.
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>>604909382
Reroll
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OP here. what if i want to use my boss as a reference?
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Kiss boss
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>>604908909
Roll
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>>604910333
Say he planted that cp
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>>604910333
Trips = checked
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An hero
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Walk in on your day off and just scream "Fuck Kellogg's" in the cereal aisle repeatedly.

Knock all cereal off shelf.
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>>604910333
Lie that your boss fired you because nigger
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Sexually harass the female employees by smacking their butt with dildos
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>>604910333
>>604909295
"What, oh yeah OP. He is a great faggot, he saw, he came, I fired him."
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>>604910455
Waste of dubs
>>604910333
Say he raped you
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Go to work in your underwear
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Sharpie in the pooper.
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>>604907711
Best Buy Only

> Take a mic Home.
> Sit in parking lot, day off or about 10m > or < your shift
> HMMWUHWUHWUHWUHWAAAAHUWHUHAUHAUHAUHA In the mic everytime a Floor Leader calls ths numbers out.
> Derail the business, everybody in the store speculates who is fucking shit up.
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>>604910554
>trying to get him laid
>not trying to get him fired
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Ask your boss if you can suck his dick, if he says no make a big deal out of it and quit.
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Take LSD then go to work
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shut it down
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ayy lmao
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>>604910768
THIS
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just dont show up
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>>604910768
rollin for this mofo
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Pay illigal Mexicans half your wage to work as you
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Secks boss
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Wear a white power shirt to work
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>>604910894
you know, i might just do that.
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tell him that i got 74 and to shove it up his ass
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>>604911100
Full house checked
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Browse reddit at work
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>>604910516
This
The claim you have depression and this work environment led to you having an episode. Or some such shit.
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Go to the big cage thing with giant bouncy balls, individually remove them and throw them full force in random directions across the store as far and hard as you can.
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Literally tell everybody that you fucking hate them so much and you hope they get stuck there forever. Then go to a person that you actually hate and hug them and say "I'll miss you man I hope you make it"
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>>604911017
Best
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>>604911129
That's not how this shit works.
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Claim you came out of the hanger and realized you are an attack helicopter and that if they can't accept your hellfire missiles then they are oppressing your sexuality and you will sue
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>>604911565
Re roll
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>>604911623
Lmao what did you try to do there
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>>604908909
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>>604911565
Brilliant
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>>604911623
Reroll
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>>604911416
Roll for this
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>>604911777
Trips

Third trip in thread yo
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>>604907711
Quit being a pussy and man up
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>>604911777
Rereroll
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>>604911416
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If you wanna be banned from job just start gifting cheese pizza to customers. If it works here, it'll work irl
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so many dubs and trips my eyes are not worthy
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just tell him 74 so this agony can be over
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Shit yourself then start the workday as if everything was normal
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>>604912054
Roll
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