GO UP TO YOUR BOSS AND YELL IN HIS FUCKING FACE
"I'M GONNA KIDNAP YOU AND VENEER YOUR TEETH WITH STRAY DOG'S EARWAX"
Make a turd nest in the middle of the place. Just as the turd goes out shout "ALAHU AKBAR". Pic related - instructions manual.
Go off on a difficult customer.
Shit on your managers desk, then track them down and say you just saw (whoever is the sexiest employee) commit the act. Hand in your two weeks immediately after this sentence.
Start jacking off while working sploog on conveyer belt turn belt on wait for reactions.
Take coworkers and customers hostage at gunpoint kill 1 per hour until you are fired
Print out a bunch of banana photos, like seriously alot, and go place them all over the store
"I had propane tanks be a better boss than you, I hope you die in my efficient burning see of propane i tell you hwhat"
Set work on fire
wait to be fired by fire
while on fire
<SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED ARNOLD TO MARS
< Roundhouse your manager, adopt a kittnen and rollbounce out of that bastard.
<BUT...NOT BEFORE USING YOUR EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT ON THE LAST BOX OF FRENCH TOAST CRUCH.
Just sit around and do nothing until they fire you. When the manager is around pretend to work but real slow like. But when they leave the area just sit back down and chill-lax... If questioned about your loaf, tell the boss you were out of breath and just have to rest a moment. Do this til you are fired then collect unemployment.
<Forgot the second method
< Try Spacebar
> Maybe this time.
> Still' Chuckin'. Still, Life's the hardest thing
Pic not related. Gohan did his fucking homework..
by firing squad
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> Take a mic Home.
> Sit in parking lot, day off or about 10m > or < your shift
> HMMWUHWUHWUHWUHWAAAAHUWHUHAUHAUHAUHA In the mic everytime a Floor Leader calls ths numbers out.
> Derail the business, everybody in the store speculates who is fucking shit up.
Literally tell everybody that you fucking hate them so much and you hope they get stuck there forever. Then go to a person that you actually hate and hug them and say "I'll miss you man I hope you make it"