Here are your coffins which you paid for with your tax money.

Not only did members discuss new surveillance provisions, they also discuissed:
1) The imminent collapse of the US economy to occur by September 2015
2) The imminent collapse of US federal finances by February 2016
3) The possibility of civil war inside of the USA as a result of the collapse
4) Advanced roundups of insurgent US citizens likely to move against the government
5) The detention of those rounded up at Rax84 FEMA camps constructed throught the USA
6) The retalliation against members of congress for the collapses
7) The location of safe facilities for those members of congress and their families to reside during expected masses of civil unrest
8) The necessary and unavoidable merger of the United States with Canada for its natural resources and Mexico for its cheap labor.
9) The issuance of a new currency, the Amero for all three nations as the proposed solution to the coming economic crisis.

In the span of less than four months, gasoline prices will rise 500%. This has already begun. The prices of both food and shelter rise over 300%. Unemployment levels will reach over 40%. The savings of millions will evaporate overnight due to currency devaluation and bank failures. Unrest will begin in the larger cities first, then spreading out into the countryside. Strong and opressive laws are enacted as police and military forces spread throughout the country to counter all signs of growing rebellion. If you are an american reading these words you must understand this is happening now. We are in the midst of these cataclysmic human events. Let me explain to you the red, yellow, and blue list.

Red list: These people are the enemies of the state. They are the leaders of patriot groups, outspoken ministers, outspoken talkshow hosts, community hosts, and bloggers who talk about the government. These people and their families will be dragged out of their homes in the middle of the night. They will be driven to a black unmarked helicopter waiting to fly them to FEMA detention camps to be killed immediately. This will take place apporoximately two weeks before martial law is enforced shortly after the crash of the economy.
Blue list: These are also enemies of the state, but are followers of the red list persistors. These people will be rounded up after martial law is in place and will be taken to the FEMA detention centers and killed. I would guess that people such as you reading this are on this list.
Yellow list: The sheep; These are citizens who know nothing about the truth behind the government and the new world order and don't want to know. They are considered to be no threat at all, and will be instructed on how to behave, and will most likely do whatever they are told. Unfortunately there are too many of these to be effectively to controlled, so many will be killed or starved. Those people on the yellow list who are not killed will be tagged with an RFID microchip and released like sheep to be tracked and controlled.

Wake up. We are all on the red, yellow, or blue list somewhere. If you live near any FEMA facility, leave before it gets worse. Prior knowledge about events soon to occur have saved millions over the past century, allowing them to flee the most dangerous areas ahead of time, and when they still could. Not everyone that can leave will leave. History has taught this lesson well. Especially to the almost complete annihilation to all the Jewish people in Europe during World War II in similar camps. We are now facing the imminent dangers of collapsing economies and currencies and the subsequent dictatorial regime that will inevitably follow.

>>604727612
>Winter music festival
>Shit ton of port a potties
>Bins for carrying out trash and beer/liquor bottles
>Change your aluminum foil hat

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>>604727630
>>604727672
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>>604727723

bump for conspiracy

Creepy read

old copypasta is old

continue

>>604727612
Stop the Coming Civil War

>OP reads and listens to Michael Savage...

OP, that's a polyurethane vault. A vault is a casing that goes around the coffin/casket, which is purely decorative. The vault helps with preservation of the deceased in case of exhumation. Poly vaults last much longer than concrete or metal and are often cheaper, and they're the most popular form of vault.

I didn't read the rest of your post, but if you're so dumb that you think those are coffins then I have no reason to.

Source: I'm a grave digger motherfucker, I work with them every goddamn day.

>>604728382
You gravedig? I was thinking of getting into gravedigging myself, are there any tips you've got for a newcomer?

>>604727612
Yes, because in over 20 years time they've been collecting expensive plastic "coffins" when they could just kill us all in days, put us in a pit and set it ablaze and save untold amounts of money. This all makes perfect sense.

The NWO/Illuminati, failing for over 150 yeas.

Power level: supreme failure over 9000.

also, confirmation bias wins again.

>>604727672
Savings will be lost
>nigga that means you are also free of your debts

>>604728636
kek

>>604727612
may I ask where you learned this? or what the name of your book will be? sounds interesting

>>604728382
Sorry but the fact that they're either coffins or "casings that go around the coffin", is pretty insignificant? If there are these vaults, there must be the coffins aswell?

Jet fuel can't melt steal beams

>>604728569
At night no one watches graveyards.
You don't want to attract attention that's why you don't go for the ones in the front.
Then ya dig.

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>>604729060
This guy's a Blue list.

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>>604727612
>Obama, a black man, is part of the illuminati

>>604727612
The cleanup would require more people than the 'solution' would kill off... sooooo

>>604729255
HALF Black.

Other half is Reptilian.

Lol. The American government is far too inept to pull off anything this intricate. Those "secret societies" are made up of wealthy, lonely old guys who get drunk together and complain about minorities.

>>604729330
not to mention the US pop is a far cry from the biggest population on earth, if they wanted to off people in sheer numbers why not just do all that in china/india?

>>604728569
just curious, what do you dig for?

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niggers can't melt steal beams

>>604729515
Treasure!

>>604727612

OP u should hang out with the OP of >>604728198

>>604729560
Diggers cant melt steal beams

This has always been one of my favorite conspiracies because it's so batshit. My knockdown to this has always been; how funny is it that you think "they" are going to off us en masse then instead of just digging some holes and chucking us in to rot, they are going to be kind enough to give us some sort of proper burial. lol.

>>604727630
>8) The necessary and unavoidable merger of the United States with Canada for its natural resources and Mexico for its cheap labor.
>Mexico for its cheap labor

A merger would mean it's no longer cheap. Coupled with the fact that obesity rates in Mexico have already surpassed those in the United States, and it becomes clear that Mexican labor would be a wasted effort.

"I would guess that people such as you reading this are on this list."

I was shitting my pants until this cheesy shit

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Propane cannot melt steal beams

>>604728382
> you're so dumb that you think those are coffins
>goes around the coffin/casket, which is purely decorative

oh i don't know, what it seems to me is that you just demonstrated the polyethylene containers are the real "coffins" hehe

if the wooden containter is purely decorative, you can pretty much just burry ppl in the polybox, and it does fit more than one person

>>604727672
>gasoline prices will rise 500%. This has already begun
By going down...

>>604729893
This.

>>604728569
It's a labor job, there's not much to teach. Work your ass off and build up your stamina so every grave goes pretty quickly. Get used to working in shit weather too. During the snow storms (I'm in KY), I didn't get days off. People don't just stop dying.

Be respectful around the family, if you're covering after the graveside service. This is probably the worst day of their lives. Positive bonus to that: if you're in a small town, people will know you and respect you for what you do for everyone.

I started digging under my dad; family owns a funeral home. It's the most secure job in the world and will be around until the end of days.

>>604730054
And this.

>>604730054
Not to fuel OP's fire, but gas in Colorado has gone up 40 cents in the past month

>>604729125
do u encounter dead ppl

>>604729458
Get lost fed

>>604728601
jewlluminati mindslave detected

they need the plastic vaults, and closed ovens to contain the souls as the body is undone.

they ultimate goal is to capture 6 billion souls, not rly killing 90% of pop, that just diversion, just a step in the grand plan

>>604728382
Do you think it would be possible to construct a coffin with turn signals on it?

>>604729472
Well yea, the U.S. government runs those countries
you fucking dumbass

>>604730094
So like what is the standard pay and/or benefits you get from the job?
Have you found any treasures or trinkets worth noting?

>>604727612
>>604727630
>>604727672
>>604727701
>>604727723

you're retarded.

here's why:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/femacoffins.asp

you STUPID CUNT.

>>604730045
Except I'm the one putting those people in the ground, and it's pretty obvious only one person is there. Doubly to the family witnessing the graveside service.

"Wooden" box? Pleb. Wooden caskets are more expensive and don't last for shit. Get a metal casket + poly vault combo.

ITT: OP is a faggot who doesn't have a job and lives in his mom's basement

>>604729441
the correct term is Argonian, u racist inbred.

>>604730275
>>604730318

>>604727612
Get outta here Alex Jones...
Also fuck u and your pasta

Now I know it's all bullshit and everything, but this kinda makes me want to write believable creepy pasta stories.

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>>604727612
I detect a faggot

>>604730215
60 in California. And then started dropping again.

>>604730379
no, i meant the vault fits more than one, as in the future iluminati killings.

ah yeah, steel caskets, i even saw a doc on discovery showing the manufacture process, IIRC the same company that makes that famous police chair makes caskets as well


>inb4 jet fuel cant melt steel caskets

tinfoil heads everywhere

>>604728636
yeah my thoughts exactly!

Currency devaluation? Sounds great. I'm in 1000's worth of debt so waking up tomorrow morning and finding out that the economy had gone zimbawe would be great news for the majority of north americans: the average household debt has gone way up, and savings have gone way down... so the fact of the matter is that deflation, not inflation is the real threat. The fed is printing money as fast as they can without causing the chinese and saudi's to flip a lid.

How are they going to do that when we have guns?

>>604730374
$9 an hour, ~40 a week, plus $50 per dig/cover. Digging and covering takes ~3 hours, so (9x3)+100 = $127 for three hours of work. No benefits, beyond good air and exercise. However, we have to wait for families to show up for the graveside sometimes and it can take over an hour, so I've napped under a tree before and got paid for it.

Nothing unusual found. Mostly dig in country church graveyards. Worst I've had was another vault, but that just meant some idjit didn't space the last grave properly and we had to reevaluate where to dig and lost an hour of work.

>>604730744
> It's over my head
> better just call them crazy

>>604728636
bitcoin is the answer

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>>604730824

They went door to door during Katrina confiscating guns.

Months later they were sued and the courts ordered them returned, but many of those guns were "lost" and the owners never got them back.

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>>604731035
yeah if you're a virgin jew cuckold faggot

>>604729458
This is the truth

OK I am fucking freaking out right now.
2 giant ass black vans just pulled up outside my house and have been there 2 minutes
WTF DO i gdo?

Because after all that crazy civil war shit, people will for sure buy bitcoins from you...

>>604731191
stop looking outside its obviously not good for your paranoia.

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>>604727612
I believe you OP.

>>604731191
Jehovah's Witness

why would they waste money on coffins when you just dig a hole in the ground? think about it op

>>604731393
Why waste money? Because it's going to be worthless in a year didn't you read anything??

>>604730689
I suppose, but it would be a moronic way to do it. Just dig a hole. No point in wasting the plastics.

>>604731393
wont be enough people left to dig that many holes

>>604727701
Retard, you went too far with the helicopter bit. There are way too few helicopters and their flight time is much too expenisve to be warranted on bloggers lol

>>604731393
>>604731473

What if they have to maintain the illusion that they're acting in the public's interest for a while?

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>>604731252
>my family is with more money than there is in the world

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>>604731595
The illuminati is already way ahead of us

>>604731442
coffins require holes, why use a coffin when you already have a hole?
>>604731595
bulldozer
>>604731640
and coffins do that how?

>>604731839
The coffins aren't meant to be buried. Only to store the bodies until they can be burned

If doubles then everything OP said is real

>>604731975
lol faggot

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>>604731708
Not just money. Assets, resources and property.

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wake the fuck up people

>>604731922
why store bodies in coffins when you can store them on the ground

>>604732032
source?

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>>604732106
Work your way through this.

>>604732078
and do what?

>>604732178
that's not evidence, that's the work of a schizo

>>604731393
Money is ephemeral what it creates cant last for x time and all that is left is value created.

Im not sure how far i like to believe op, the best thing would be, call him crazy and be done with it but other facts make me think about this.

Homeland security put an order in for 1.6 trillion rounds of ammo including some... hollow point.

The militarization of the police force is a real thing and just leads me to think they are expecting something.

>>604727612
>ITT tin foil hattery & trolls feeding trolls that are feeding trolls.

da fuk? all this and still no mention of the coming zombie 'pokolips

>>604732300
billion* shit

>>604731640
That would be really fucking hard. People don't just die and get thrown in holes; there's a chain of private businesses involved. Coroner's office, funeral homes, social security, insurance companies, flower shops, radio stations, graveyard maintenance staff, diggers, monument companies, the families themselves, wellwishers, hairdressers (a common thing for newbie hairdressers is to have them practice on the deceased so they look good for the funeral)....

If the govt wanted to intervene, yeah they might could. But, the dead go through too many hands for any subterfuge to ever be seem. I mean, my crew sees the casket shut and we seal the vault with tar tape. Awful hard for someone to stuff like two more peoe in i t without anyone seeing, even if trying to save public face.

>>604731839
>and coffins do that how?

By showing people that the government is treating the dead humanely.

INFOWARS.com

>>604732477
>THANKS FOR PUTTING ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KILLED IN COFFINS GUYS, YOU REALLY DO CARE ABOUT US AFTER ALL

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>>604732240
Okay then discredit the multitude of evidence shown in these documentaries without even looking at them because huur duur conspiracy theory crazy man..
It''s because of fucks like you that nothing will change.
These are not documentaries made by lone youtubers they are well researched and presented documentaries on exposing how the world truly operates.
Wake up faggot . Everything is not as it seems.

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>>604727612
>plan to wipe out most of American population like animals
>plan involves observing individual burial rights.

>>604732389

You're thinking of normal circumstances. Say there was an outbreak of Bird Flu (deliberately released by government to reduce population, in keeping with the theme of the thread. Or maybe terrorists.) The government would quarantine people. Maybe some areas would need to be relocated to FEMA camps. The normal chain of events when someone died would be gone.

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>>604727612
Implying 3 to 4 Americunts will fit into one coffin. Kek.

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>>604732774
somebody doesn't understand what evidence is, just because it's in a video, doesn't mean it's true

>>604727701
I sure hope I'm on the blue list. Overpopulation is a bitch.

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>>604732774
if you understand how the world works, then why does your life suck so much?

The real reason for these is because if the new chernobyl vault (heh) doesn't get finished or made, the original casket entombing the reactor will eventually collapse and release a shitton of radioactive dust in the air.

The only way to deal with it is to shovel the top layer of dirt into plastic containers like these and bury them in some fuckoff desert.

>>604732801
Contaminated bodies infected with virus and disease need to be contained or they will taint the soil.
FEMA is prepped for a viral outbreak.
And they had to make them that big so that the average American will fit in .

>>604733132
because the Jews personally damage his relationships through gang stalking obviously.

i useto to go browse ATS in 2007 but fuck i soon realised it's all a load of crock
it's funny to hang around there sometimes tho

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>>604727612
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>>604727723

I love these threads.

>>604732847
In charge of outbreak, local coroner's office people have been trained by FEMA to respond. They're average joes, not govt agents.

>>604733141
Yeah no one talks about this but that thing is still hot as fuck, and if the concrete from the soviet 80s fall apart, everyone's going to have a bad time when the winds pick up that crap.

>>604727612
>nope
http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/femacoffins.asp

>>604727701
Jesus I saw all this shit on YouTube when I was 14 and stopped buying into it before I turned 16, grow the fuck up OP. P.S if I'm not mistaken gas prices have been low compared to previous years at. But whatever everything your saying is taking almost word for word from YouTube videos that are at least 8 years old you just changed the dates

>>604733132
It sucks because I understand how the world works.
But the worst part is knowing a bit about reality living amongst a population suffering from a form of mass denial to the fact that everything is fucked.

>>604733347

Really? The local coroner is going to able to respond to an outbreak where 45,000 people die in a week? That's awesome training.

Old news, and it's REX84 not rax84

>>604733520
>crawling in my skiiiiiin!

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>>604733520
everything isn't fucked, you must be an ignorant peasant

you should stop blaming the boogieman for your failure at life

>>604733520
don't worry, it get's better

soon you'll get a job, move out of your parents house and loose your virginity, then you won't feel so depressed

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OP as a concerned aussie who's been watching all this develop for years.... kudos for trying to bring peoples attention to this shit but, it seems very few people are prepared to absorb this kind of information, normalcy bias and all.. it's sad to see..

>>604734156
>aussie
**racist

fixed

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>>604733796
thanks lori
>>604733805
Wow thanks , you're so right. I'm just being silly.
Yeah I'm sure the economy is fine and that peak oil is just a myth and the collapse of the petrodolla will never happen and that the US government is militarizing it's police force in preparation for a major break down of society.