Green text thread!

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>>604715017

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>>604715059

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Not green text but still funny

>>604714908
Lol I have one that's somewhat relevant

>be me
>earliest memory
>I'm 3 years old
>I know this because I said out loud "I'm three years old"
>to an empty room

>>604715449
already posted it buddy
>>604714908

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>>604714858

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>>604714858

>>604715585
I literally replied to that post. Which is why I shared a similar experience

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Someone else better start posting I'm starting to run out

>>604716038
GAH!!!I CAN'T READ!!#

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OP here, I'm out, what do you fags got?

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>>604714858
>mfw I capped this

Bamp

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>>604716446

>>604715059
>she has a short dress on

>Put my hand down her pants

Something is fishy.

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bumping with my folder. I have more on my tower as well so I"ll post from there too

>>604717324
her vagoo

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obligatory IT guy post

someone post the poop bandit

>>604716068
Amazing

>>604717386
holy shit is there any more of this legend

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incoming flood. have to post sasha which is like... 8 fucking parts

>>604719266
can't find anymore no. but I know there's more which is what kills me.

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my favorite. of all time.

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am i the only one contribooting?

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the last 8 posts (including this one) have been me. someone post somefin'

>>604720104
more like this

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captcha: plann

>>604719266
if I ever find it I will be sure to post it every day until you have it :^)

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>>604721177
That's a gay thing to say.

>>604719476
Myyyy sides

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>>604718070
gotcha faggot

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>>604721595
fuck

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>>604721502
much obliged

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sasha dump incoming

>>604721416
well at least i'm not a faggot

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>>604714858

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>>604721925
Eh... you're right. I am a faggot. but I'm contributing. So I'm a lesser faggot than you.

>>604715446
The file name on that third picture.
>Underrated AF

don't 404 thread.

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>be me
>plan hiking trip with BFF and his co worker
>BFF has to drop out because he was sick
>me and mitch go anyway
>hiking, camping, drinking, smoking
>good fun is had
>last day mitch slides down a ravine and fucked his knee up
>heard an audible pop so figured it was his ACL or MCL if not both
>drive him to hospital, his knee is the size of a softball now
>tell nurse what happened she takes him back
>in waiting room for about 20 minutes when nurse comes back
>she looks pissed and nervous at the same time
>starts asking me what REALLY happened
>how I knew mitch
>what were we doing in the woods
>tell her several times what I just told you anons
>she get's scared and tells me to wait a minute
>she returns, telling me she advises I never speak of mitch or the days evens to anyone
>ask her why as she tears up and hands me the X rays
>turns out mitch had a skeleton living inside of him the whole time
>do a 180 and moonwalk the fuck out of there

>>604715223
Beautiful.

>>604718000
The best green text story ever

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>>604718000
oh fuck I got trips and didn't realize it.

>>604717386
shit job screen capping, shame, its a good story.

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>>604723488
do you have the rest? I saved it from a thread like 3 months ago and desperately want to read the rest

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>>604723404

Im dying fucking

>>604723661
Yo, now you gotta post that like 10 year old one about the kid who goes to the doctor and get's weighed in the water tank

>>604723683
Why the fuck do you think I have it? I lurk like once a week for maybe a hour.

>>604723884
DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS?!