>you are in death row
>you are given one last meal of your choice before death
>what is it?
>other anons rate your shit taste
Mines 10 combo meals of a McDonald's Double Quarter pounder
You know, your last meal is made for you at the prison, they don't go out and buy food for you. A lot of the time, the prisoner will not eat the food, just due to how nervous they are, so the inmate chef gets to.
>abloo bloo bloo
This is 4chan prison nigguh...you get whatever u want
Two dinosaur eggs over easy, fried in the butter and not too greasy. Muskees and bean, black-eyed peas. And a little small dish of buttered bee-balm beans.
I want a sabre tooth tiger steak. A whole hippopotamus, well baked.
Mesclun salad with candied walnuts, diced pears, crumbled blue cheese, bacon, hard boiled egg & venison tenderloin cooked rare sliced thinly resting on top.
My beverage would be a large french vanilla ice coffee from Dunkin Donuts made with 3 cream & 3 sugars...light ice.
My choice of sweets would be an entire warm pecan pie & half a gallon of vanilla ice cream.
2 ice cold bottles of Virgil's real cola.
A nice big scoop of Mac n Cheese with bread crumbs on top.
A full rack of ribs like they made at WhiteSpot in BC in the summer of 2012.
The freshest fuji apple they have.
A couple of tangerines.
I think I would be full by then.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>mfw i have a peanut allergy
IF I had more room, a nice cup of Horchata.
9oz Teriyaki marinated filet cooked medium with a side of fresh-cut, skin-on, sweet potato fries cooked golden brown and lightly glazed with a honey mustard sauce. Fresh steamed asparagus, broccoli, and King Crab legs with a steaming side of garlic butter sauce.
8oz of a quality, vintage Cabernet and a large glass of ice water. No lemon.
Ben-and-Jerry's Half-Baked ice cream for dessert.
Nice choice! Better than all this fools...
>Laxatives and Taco-bell!
>Shit everywhere! HAHA!
>Eating food that tastes like shit as a last meal
>just so your corpse shits iself.
>You don't even get to see the look on their faces.
Dying from anaphylaxis wouldn't be as pleasant as the death penalty.
The modern way of killing prisoners is "humane" and painless.
Being institutionalized, your dietician would be aware of your food allergies & disallow access to means of self harm.
Tldr- you're a retarded faggot, that wouldn't work.
Lot's of these meals are pretty unhealthy. The new state prison directives now put the health of our inmates as a priority. So all last meals are now a single serving of salad plus half an apple for desert.
If alcohol isn't allowed then:
A lot of vanilla coke
One of every burger at McDonalds and all their dipping sauces along with fries
Rare elk steak with potatoes and red wine sauce
A huge, red hot burrito with beef
A rolled up pizza with a kebab inside it
>I'd order at least $50 worth if Taco Bell.
>The really harsh shit, too, the stuff that makes you spend an hour in the bathroom clearing it out of your system. >Quesadillas, gorditas, chalupas, beefy 7 layer burritos, all that shit.
>Demand the fire sauce and the verde sauce.
>You know what I'm talking about
>ALL OF THE PACKETS
>Fucking SOAK that shit
>Eat it like my grandmother made it
>be wheeled to electric chair/gas chamber/injection room (whatever they're using)
>stomach is rumbling
>held it in all this time
>get strapped in
>get read my last rites (or whatever the ritual is, I don't know)
>release every last ounce of runny diarrhea everywhere, right before they pull the switch/gas me/inject me
>all over my dead corpse
>soaking through my clothes
>dripping onto the floor
> their fw when they clean it up
My last little "fuck you" to the system.
Miso paste, and cucumbers.
the fuck outta here nigga
medium rare masterrace
Two cigars, a zippo lighter, and my dad.
Providing the ability for one to consume a volume of sustenance capable of causing gastric distress to the point of jeopardizing a prisoners mortality is not permissible...or legal.
If a prison provided an inmate the ability to end their life premature to their designated termination date, the window of opportunity for lawsuits to flood in will be long open.
Just stop nigger...
Im gonna really cover my bases here. the chef will fuck up 90% of everything hopefully he hits 1.
>Blackened filet mignon as rare as possible.
>pork roll and cheese sandwich
>3 eggs sunny side up with buttered toast
>bulgoghi beef over white rice
>cheese steak with peppers and onions
hopefully one of them is cooked properly
i hate you legal state fags so much... yesterday i seen someone posted fucking blue dream gummy bears and i just lost it and punched the wall.... i picked some tiny buds out of my carpet after that and i was ok again... fuck you