>you are in death row >you are given one last meal of your

>>604518478

You know, your last meal is made for you at the prison, they don't go out and buy food for you. A lot of the time, the prisoner will not eat the food, just due to how nervous they are, so the inmate chef gets to.

I would eat some pussy nigga

bottle of vodka. kill myself before the chair

Something with hallucinogens.

>>604518801
your not allowed alcohol

>>604518801
Not enough to die, also I'll probably ask for instant noddles. (Make that chef go to a store)

>>604518801
a single unpitted olive

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>>604518947
>abloo bloo bloo
This is 4chan prison nigguh...you get whatever u want

>>604518478
Two dinosaur eggs over easy, fried in the butter and not too greasy. Muskees and bean, black-eyed peas. And a little small dish of buttered bee-balm beans.
I want a sabre tooth tiger steak. A whole hippopotamus, well baked.

gun

laxaatives and 4 buckets of str8 taco bell

>>604518478
A dead fetus

>>604518478

Mesclun salad with candied walnuts, diced pears, crumbled blue cheese, bacon, hard boiled egg & venison tenderloin cooked rare sliced thinly resting on top.

My beverage would be a large french vanilla ice coffee from Dunkin Donuts made with 3 cream & 3 sugars...light ice.

My choice of sweets would be an entire warm pecan pie & half a gallon of vanilla ice cream.

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>>604518478
2 ice cold bottles of Virgil's real cola.
A nice big scoop of Mac n Cheese with bread crumbs on top.
A full rack of ribs like they made at WhiteSpot in BC in the summer of 2012.
The freshest fuji apple they have.
A couple of tangerines.
I think I would be full by then.

Whatever that will cause the most putrid shit because when you die you defecate leave them a nice lovely foul present to clean up consider it a parting gift.

The heart of my last victim.

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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>mfw i have a peanut allergy

>>604519504
ha

Ambrosia ;D

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>>604519501
IF I had more room, a nice cup of Horchata.

9oz Teriyaki marinated filet cooked medium with a side of fresh-cut, skin-on, sweet potato fries cooked golden brown and lightly glazed with a honey mustard sauce. Fresh steamed asparagus, broccoli, and King Crab legs with a steaming side of garlic butter sauce.

8oz of a quality, vintage Cabernet and a large glass of ice water. No lemon.

Ben-and-Jerry's Half-Baked ice cream for dessert.

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>>604519407
Nice choice! Better than all this fools...
>Laxatives and Taco-bell!
>Shit everywhere! HAHA!
>Eating food that tastes like shit as a last meal
>just so your corpse shits iself.
>You don't even get to see the look on their faces.

>>604519077
Fuck you and your real life copy pasta. Already been done fagget.

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>>604519663

a cup of coffee

>>604518478
Taco bell, don't have to worry about the diarrhea and hopefully you will shit all over the guards when they kill you

a human brain

>>604519639

Dying from anaphylaxis wouldn't be as pleasant as the death penalty.

The modern way of killing prisoners is "humane" and painless.

Being institutionalized, your dietician would be aware of your food allergies & disallow access to means of self harm.

Tldr- you're a retarded faggot, that wouldn't work.

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>>604518478
Lot's of these meals are pretty unhealthy. The new state prison directives now put the health of our inmates as a priority. So all last meals are now a single serving of salad plus half an apple for desert.

>>604518478
I'm simple. All I want is some good ramen noodles, a comfort food to remind me of childhood.

>>604518478
peanuts

im alergic

>>604518478
why is there a pillow on the death bed? or padding at all for that matter, is the comfort of the soon to be executed really that much of a priority?

>>604520581

+10 iternets to you

>>604520614
>meals are pretty unhealthy
Nigguh your gonna die...damn you are one fruity nigguh.

>>604520729
See
>>604520581

>>604520762
>standard issue prison mattress
>priority

dumbass

If alcohol isn't allowed then:

A lot of vanilla coke

One of every burger at McDonalds and all their dipping sauces along with fries

Rare elk steak with potatoes and red wine sauce

A huge, red hot burrito with beef

A rolled up pizza with a kebab inside it

a giant kebab plate with ayran

A dead toddlers penis

>>604518478
The hearts of sixteen innocent children served on a bed a white rice with a nice bottle of kianti

>>604519504
White Castle sliders, then. Qty: Plenty.

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>>604518478
>I'd order at least $50 worth if Taco Bell.

>The really harsh shit, too, the stuff that makes you spend an hour in the bathroom clearing it out of your system. >Quesadillas, gorditas, chalupas, beefy 7 layer burritos, all that shit.

>Demand the fire sauce and the verde sauce.
>You know what I'm talking about
>ALL OF THE PACKETS
>Fucking SOAK that shit
>Eat it like my grandmother made it
>foodsodank.jpeg
>be wheeled to electric chair/gas chamber/injection room (whatever they're using)
>stomach is rumbling
>held it in all this time
>get strapped in
>get read my last rites (or whatever the ritual is, I don't know)
>ohgodcantholditinmuchlonger.exe
>release every last ounce of runny diarrhea everywhere, right before they pull the switch/gas me/inject me
>it's everywhere
>all over my dead corpse
>soaking through my clothes
>dripping onto the floor
> their fw when they clean it up

My last little "fuck you" to the system.

>>604520977
>attacks the hastily typed text and fails to understand or address the actual point that was made.

pretentious jewniggercuntfag

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>>604518478

whitney's tasty cunt CHECKMATE

steak cooked well done with ketchup

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Miso paste, and cucumbers.

All you can eat buffet
>Never stop eating

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>>604521306
>well done
the fuck outta here nigga
medium rare masterrace

>>604518478
1oz of meat from every nigger in the world.

>>604521508
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>>604520581

Steak and potatoes. And just let me cook the steak because you fuckers never do it right.

a cake with a file in it

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Teleport to House tablet

>>604521631
That isn't necessarily unhealthy or self harm.
I can eat slowly and I can eat just the salads.

A bag of tootsie roll tootsie pops. We may be here a while...

>>604518478
lasagna

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Two cigars, a zippo lighter, and my dad.

>>604518478
Eat as much of anything possible so you lose it all over the place during and after the deed....

>>604521901
Chefs can't bring your dad back

>>604521799

Providing the ability for one to consume a volume of sustenance capable of causing gastric distress to the point of jeopardizing a prisoners mortality is not permissible...or legal.

If a prison provided an inmate the ability to end their life premature to their designated termination date, the window of opportunity for lawsuits to flood in will be long open.

Just stop nigger...

thought youd guys would get a kick out of this, http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html it shows their last words.. some are pretty kek "let 'er rip warden"

>>604522058
He's not dead now, i just think one last chat would be all i need.

>>604522160
He left you, not your mom

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I'd order a butt

>>604521756
top fucking kek

In Colorado, 35 200mg edibles.

>>604522497
See
>>604520581

Im gonna really cover my bases here. the chef will fuck up 90% of everything hopefully he hits 1.

>Blackened filet mignon as rare as possible.
>chicken parmesan
>pork roll and cheese sandwich
>3 eggs sunny side up with buttered toast
>bulgoghi beef over white rice
>poutine
>cheese steak with peppers and onions

hopefully one of them is cooked properly

>>604522497
i hate you legal state fags so much... yesterday i seen someone posted fucking blue dream gummy bears and i just lost it and punched the wall.... i picked some tiny buds out of my carpet after that and i was ok again... fuck you

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>>604522561
Truth

>>604522119

>that overwhelming brown extermination because inherent criminality

Wow...