Best Greentext stories

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>>604453196
yo i got alot, what you lookin fer?

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Quite possibly the best story that 4chan ever beheld

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Not a green text story but makes me laugh everytime.

>>604453196

that story was gay as fuck, sounds like a 11 year old narcissistic fantasy.

> "i went into the store, and the dude didn't want to sell me a gun because I'm too young, so I said FUCK YOU and I beat his face until there was a huge crater in the ground, and i took all the guns in the store and then i robbed a bank... all the girls love me. im so cool"

abandon thread

>>604453994

>>604455947
Confirmed for Subway bitch

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>>604456036
yes, me

>>604453532
such laugh

>>>>>>>>>>>> green

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Saw this in a cringe thread the other day.

>>604457227
^^^^^^^^^gay

>>604454938
lol

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>>604457601

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>>604457652

>>604457377
good job

>>604455947
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>604457377
FUARKIN nice one idiot.

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>>604457734

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worth the read

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i had top tier keks with this one

Some OC from another thread about hitting yer kids

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>>604457994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRunSZgVRB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkSGWasOKDM

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>>604458003
Fucking love drug stories, more?

>>604457962

I meant that nothing is special about ordering a large sandwich, the sandwich did not explode. OP made up a story about Subway revenge to look cool.

> subway revenge
> to look cool
> OP is underage

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>>604455405
>I stole this laptop.jpg

>>604456900
worth the read. if the story is legit, than it's a damn shame.

>>604454344
Icantbreathe

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>>604453196

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>>604459091

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>>604457502
Holy fuck this nigger isn't lying

http://scicurious.scientopia.org/2011/11/25/friday-weird-science-clomipramine-yawning-and-orgasm/

>mfw my sides

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This one.

>>604459986
For fucks sake, stop saving and posting thumbnails asshole

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Worth the read; trust me.

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>>604460070

>>604460166
Prick

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>>604460070
>Missing the joke of>>604459986

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>>604459509

>>604454344
That one is deep man

>>604455152
>closest thing is her stomach
My sides were gone from there.

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>>604454344

>>604455770
I was in that epic bread. Every time I see that story I laugh until I cry.

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>>604460364
Man, the crossover between 4chan and the army is weird.

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>>604460236

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>>604455485

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>>604461246

>>604458928
this got me for whatever reason

>>604459091
Sides > orbit

>>604459252
Lost

>>604458405
Had an acid trip that took me through a train ride and an ambulance ride last year, shit was not right. Might greentext it later. Meanwhile continue.

>>604458003
>i have no brother
I always lose it here

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>>604458405
I'll see what I have.Starting with an old one.

>>604458506
I think you're just a butthurt faggot

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>>604464089
>>604458405
Turns out I've actually got nothing in that category. My bad.

>>604464432
Oh well, such is life, thanks for looking bro

>>604455743
good read

>>604461239
young angry teens with no future

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>>604454344
Haha holy shit my sides

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>>604457601
>>604457652
>>604457722

>>604457377
Many laughs. Had big cums OP

>>604464777
that's hot as shit

>>604454938
10/10

>>604457722
I remember that dude he was from Power Rangers: Samurai but I forgot his godamn name

>>604457722
OO AA OO GIVE 'ER THE OLD LICKAROO

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you cringe, you lose

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>>604458928

>>604456152
holy fuck i just now got this stoned and drunk off my ass
>stable

LIKE HORSE STABLES

>>604457269
The old lickaroo. Fucking hell man,

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>>604467366
Why didn't he just break the camera and tape?

>>604455743
The best I've seen in greentexts so far