yo i got alot, what you lookin fer?
Quite possibly the best story that 4chan ever beheld
Not a green text story but makes me laugh everytime.
that story was gay as fuck, sounds like a 11 year old narcissistic fantasy.
> "i went into the store, and the dude didn't want to sell me a gun because I'm too young, so I said FUCK YOU and I beat his face until there was a huge crater in the ground, and i took all the guns in the store and then i robbed a bank... all the girls love me. im so cool"
Saw this in a cringe thread the other day.
Fucking love drug stories, more?
I meant that nothing is special about ordering a large sandwich, the sandwich did not explode. OP made up a story about Subway revenge to look cool.
> subway revenge
> to look cool
> OP is underage
Holy fuck this nigger isn't lying
>mfw my sides
Man, the crossover between 4chan and the army is weird.
I'll see what I have.Starting with an old one.
Turns out I've actually got nothing in that category. My bad.
Haha holy shit my sides
Why didn't he just break the camera and tape?