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MFW my parents were shot in an alley after watching The Mask

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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MFW my parents were shot in an alley after watching The Mask of Zorro. Nobody believes me. They just think I am telling the origin story of Batman. Even when you Google it you just get a bunch of Wiki pages from Batfags.
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>>604324605
I fucking hate Batman
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If true that is the funniest thing I have ever heard my entire life
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>>604324722
It's true. I got news papers and shit.
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Go do something with your life to bring attention to yourself and by proxy your parents' death circumstances, then?

[spoiler]like put on a mask and fight crime[/spoiler]
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>>604324838
God hates you
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>>604324973
Oh fuck you.
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why didn't you save them?
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>>604325184
This was in fucking 1998. I was 6 years old. II was inside my car when it happened. What the fuck was I supposed to do, Anon.
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>>604325060
bet you deal with some real jokers sometimes huh
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>>604325060
How does it feel to have Batman's tragic backstory but still be poor, unattractive, and not doing a thankless service for you community?
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This is why >Pics or it didn't happen Happened
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>>604325436
This. Come on m8.
I know you can do better. You got this
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>>604325436
Fukkin kek
>op's face when
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That's quite unfortunate. Are you Green with Envy toward those with better lives?
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Riddle me this OP, how do you get by day to day? Do you ever lie for convienence? If so do you ever feel two faced after?
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>>604324605
Have you ever been to an asylum ?
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>>604325421
>>604325436
>>604326603
>>604326738
>>604326980
Fuck you all. I get this shit all the time
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Since you're OP does that make you Fagman?
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>>604327283

Calm down its not like we are trying to be the bane of your existence.
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>>604324605
News article or it didn't happen
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>>604327283
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>>604327601
^
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OP did you ever feel those muggers were also Robin you of you childhood?
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>>604327728
kek XD
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>>604325413
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Guys stop, we are going Wayne too far, I think we already Gotham.
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>>604325060
OP show us a clipping of whatever happened
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>>604327994
You're such a fucking Joker anon
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>>604324605
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>>604328137
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News story or didn't happen
Faggot
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