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Some chick who wants my D wants to play 20 questions. First dubs

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Some chick who wants my D wants to play 20 questions. First dubs picks the questions I ask.
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wanna see my dick?
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Do you swallow?
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>>604135053
Can i suck your dads dick?
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what the fuck are you doing with your life? you can do better than me and you know it, stop being a stupid whore and aim higher. slut
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whats your most shamefull moment
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>>604135053
Are you a virgin?
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How many fingers fit in your pussy
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>>604135244
Dammit, you got the dubs first
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>>604135244
WINRAR
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if we were inmates and i was feeling horny would you let me rape you?
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u want sum fuck?
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Would you like to see niggers tongue my anus?
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Show me your penis?
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can I please get you pregnant then cut your fetus out and eat it?
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why dont you love your dad
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>>604135244
Winrar.
Waiting response.
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>>604135244
nooice dingles m8
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show me some nudies.
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Will your sister go out with me
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>>604135266
Winrar checkd
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>Ask for her bra size: 10point
>Ask for her greatest shame: 25point
>Ask if she wants to lick ur bonghole: 100point
in it to win it faggot?
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>>604135244
Not bad.
/b/ didnt totally fuck up a get this time.
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cmon OP post this shit
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Are you okay with me having chlamydia?
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>>604135488
Settled
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Shit response.

Dubs gets next question.
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Do you wanna get drunk round mine tonight and snuggle?
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Sorry, I'm not interested in you and I'm going to sleep. Goodnight!
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20 questions is a person place or thing only, I thought? How are you going to make this sexual? Truth or dare is another story
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>>604135565
Do you think bronies are gay?
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will you show me some nudies
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>>604135565
Can I finger you while wearing a fedora as if I was 13 again?
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Ask her why her tits are so small
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Can i sniff your dads underwear
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would you be willing to peg me? I have the strap-on.
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I'm kinda into foreplay..

Would you ever shove a pistol up your ass and pretend you're a silencer?
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Have you ever done anal
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Wanna watch as a group of niggers tongue my anus?
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>>604135266
2nd win
>>604135488
3rd win
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>>604135053

Have you ever even more for the like matrix?
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>>604135619
This
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What's your opinion on oral sex
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>>604135565
would you send me nudes?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
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Will you suck my gooch if I take you to see a movie?
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>>604135699
ffs
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>>604135699
holy shit yes
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>>604135674
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>604135565
How small is too small? (Penis) sorry. Im just worried.
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>>604135619
Rollin for this
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>>604135699
tab kerk!
my side is orbat!
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>>604135699
I expected nothing less
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>>604135165
Roll
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>>604135687
I lold
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u wanna jiggle my swiggle?
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>>604135565
Would you get fucked by an animal if you get paid for it?
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"What do you think of this thread: >>604135053 "

OP please post pics because i'm the dubs master
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Will you move into my mom's basement with me?
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Does your mum know you're a whore?
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What STDs have u been diagonsed with?
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Would you do nasty things to me ?
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>>604135565

Do you want to see a picture of my dick?
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>>604135619
LOL rollin
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>>604135687
^^^
This so much
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>>604135053
What do you think the age of consent should be
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So I don't have to pay you?
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Ah man rerolls?
"What do you think of this thread: >>604135053 (OP) "

OP please post pics because i'm the dubs master
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Ever imagined having a dick?
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>>604135619
Rolling
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My friend Tyrone often fucks my ass. I'd be so turned on if you watched and pissed on my face as he did it.
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>>604135619
Kek rollin
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>>604135699
WiNRAR
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I once had a mexican suck a jelly snake from my anus.
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>>604135699
Oh fuck dude
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>>604135860
Holyfuckingkek rolling
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Dubs gets next question!
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>>604136048

No that wasn't a real question haha, just kidding, wanna see my dickery doo?
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Would you like a dick pic?
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>>604136044
WINRAR
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>>604136048
op aint backin down oh man time to step it up guys
capcha: teenz
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>>604136048
Nah wasnt an actual question, but heres one; would you send me some nudes?
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If I asked you to help me get rid of a girl's body would you and could you keep quiet about it?
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Lol 4chan made me do it because I'm a gigantic faggot who sucks Chinese cock
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do you ever look into the mirror, stare at your eyes and touch yourself?
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Will you marry me?
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>>604136048
Have you ever done anything with an animal?.. like even something small just too see.. like finger a dog or something.
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>>604136176
reroll
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>>604135687
The power of dubs compells you ^
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I want to eat your dads ass out.
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>>604136044
winrarrrrrr
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"do you like big cocks?"

if she says yes

"Sry i wasted your time"
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>>604135687
Sittin on dubz
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>>604136176
roll
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>>604135053
do you swallow?
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Do you mind if I fap to your profile picture while listen to the OST of AoT?
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if i pissed in ur mouth would u swallow it?
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>>604136048
Nah just trying to make you laugh ;) do you like sending pictures ?
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>>604135922
This cause dubs was robbed
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>>604136044
WINRAR, deliver you faggot OP
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Can I get a pic of your tits?
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>>604136261
roll
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>>604136048
I bet you're into finess, fit-ness whole dick in your gobbler
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>>604136243
Not a question. Disqualified.
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>>604136091

Will you laugh at me while I do my taxes in the nude? it will really turn me on to be humiliated by how poor i am
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>>604136300
Winrar
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>>604136261
Rolling for this
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>>604136300
Shit>>604136301
response
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Haha no I was joking, testing your dull sense of humor, my question is what do you think about blow jobs?
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Shhhiiieeett let's skip this game. Come back to my place for the old lickaroo
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I want to suck farts from your hopefully hairy asshole
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>>604136300
You bastard.
Stay tuned for the update.
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>>604136176
Double numbers Get
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>>604135053
Would you want to have sexual intercourse with me? ;)
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>>604136091
You don't think its gay that I can fit three fingers three knuckles deep up my shithole do you?
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Do you find it hot that I have a diaper fetish?

better than this shit roll
>>604136300
>>604136300
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>>604136261
Refuckinroll
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>>604136333
Trips = uberwinrarr
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>>604136339
As usual op is a faggot
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WANNA run away and join ISIS?
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If we were to fuck would you be cool with pretending to be my Mom? Like, wear her clothes, make-up. Do your hair like her.
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>>604136261
reroll
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pic of them chest cannons love?
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Wanna get the ol' lickaroo?
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>>604136261
Rollin for this one too
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>>604136048
can i have sex with you?
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Op is s fish
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>>604136378
Reroll
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what the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?
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>>604136333
what about trips?
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>>604135922
rerolling
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Id rather have sex with a hooker from Vietnam that was in a napalm blast than you're disgusting ass you fat whore. Nobody loves you, they only use you and that's why you're so alone. You're practically begging for the next dick to come whenever the guy your with realizes you're useless
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Ever had your toes sucked?
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>>604136488
Aww too late
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>>604136378
Roll for this
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I was really wanting to know if I could eat your poop?
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>>604136488
goddamnit winrar
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So why don't we continue this game in person ;)
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>>604136300
Hahaha no fucking way. Second time I get dubs in a thread like this. Hopefully OP doesn't get a response so these shit threads can die off.
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I'm going to go to sleep now if that's OK with you?
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>>604136300
Lold uncontrollably picturing that
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I'm actually gay, please leave me alone I'm not interested in your gross fishy genitals
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I EAT MY OWN CUM.
I promise it taste pretty good. Kinda like vodka.. wanna try?
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>>604136596
Rollin
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>>604136569
Smooth
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is it weird that every time i look at your profile picture i pretend your looking at me naked and i get a half mast erection?
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>>604136525
You're a loser, we're in this for tits
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Awaiting response.
Questions take a little while to process cause this chick types slowly.
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>>604136596
Kek rollin
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>>604136488
ding
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Do you name the vegetables you stick up your ass or do you just shove them up anonymously?
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ever wanted to suck my dick?
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Shit in my mouth and call me spongebob
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>>604136525
This
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How many dicks do you think I've sucked? An no, the number isn't zero lol. More than 5.
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>>604136665
So close.
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does jet fuel melt steal beams?
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>>604136449
This
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>>604136695
Whhahahaha
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Look i really like you and i feel i can open up to you something i have wanted to tell a girl for so long, just been waiting for the right one, i want to date you but i want to be your cuckold boyfriend. If you dont know what that is i want you to date me but fuck other guys with me knowing and even make me watch :)
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>>604136596
LOL rolling for this
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Would you like to see my child pornography collection?
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Does jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>604136728
Kek. Rolling for this
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>>604136695
Dubs gets next question
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reckon your anus could handle my 3 inches of pure fury?
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>>604136596
Rolling
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>>604136695
For the next question, ask her if she'll send a picture of her mossy bank
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>>604135053
Dear diary, today OP wasn't a fag at all.
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I'm fapping so hard right now imagining you taking a gigantic shit and stinking the bathroom out with a poo ghost.
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rollin
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>>604136422
>>604136422
>>604136422
>>604136422

.
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>>604136745
Did Dick Cheney make money off the iraq war?
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Have you ever had your toes sucked?
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>>604136261
rerollin
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>>604136844
WINRAR TOP KEK
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Have you ever done anything with an animal?.. like even something small just too see.. like finger a dog or something.
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>>604136813
Fucking lol this
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>>604136826
I was just kidding about those questions, I was testing your dull sense of humor, my question is what do you think about blow jobs
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>>604136844
That was quick
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why pineapples are so sexy ?
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What's my name?
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>>604136844
Fuck you and your Winrar.

Wait for response.
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>>604136844
kek winrar
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>>604136877
Kek, this is better than being asleep
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>>604136665
Roll roll roll
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>>604136826
lol she really wants the d
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Would you be down to drink a couple four lokos, pretend you're Charlie Chaplin and my cock is your little mustache?
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>>604136826
how about you send me some nudes?
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Can I suck farts out of your ass?
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>>604136813
This
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>>604136596
Rolling>>604136596
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If I told you I was letting random people on the internet pick the questions, would you just quit fucking around and send me a pic of your diddly hole?
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>>604135053
Do you like Putin?
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magst du es nachts den Abstand der Mittelstreifen nachzumessen?
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>>604136844
Winrar!
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I wanna marry you, our firstborn will be called Adolf, and I wanna fist fuck him right in front of you. Would you lick my anus while I do this?
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>>604136877
Should've used this OP
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>>604136925
Trololol
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want fuck?
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can i cut off one of your nipples with an xacto knife?
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>>604136826
This isn't how you fucking play 20 questions. 20 questions is the game where you guess what the other person is thinking of by asking them 20 questions. This is just truth or dare without the fun part.
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>>604137033
This!
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>>604137033
god fucking damnit annon
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>>604136813
rollsquad
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>>604137033
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>>604137033
if only
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Do you mind if I lift you up over my shoulders and give you da herpes
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>>604135053
соснёшь мне хер сучка?
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>>604137095
roll
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>>604137097
Shut your dirty little mouth anon
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What is your home address
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>>604137097
Who cares nerd?
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I fucked my own dad once. It was so good I jozzed all over his face and I wS wondering if you wanted to come join in next time

Captcha: Blogiob
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>>604136844
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>>604136964

OP Is legendary
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>>604137155
Winrar
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>>604137233
Winrar
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If you were a worm, what kind of soup would you prefer ?
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>>604137095
rollinnn
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Would you be into letting me and a couple of my buddies fuck you next weekend? We could pay you like $60 or so. $40 if you just want to use your mouth on us.
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Would you be disappointed if you knew that I have no ambition, no hopes, no dreams, hate humanity and feel like im slipping away from my sense of reality every second that goes by?
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>>604137233
winrar
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>>604137233
Quit squandering dubs
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Dubs gets next question (could be last)
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>>604137233
Triple win. Confirmed for next response or OP is maximum faggotry.
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>>604137233
Winrar triple decker
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>>604137033
Kek
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>>604137287
^^^^
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>>604136977
WINRARRRRR
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When was the last time you masturbated?
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>>604137331
want to fuck?
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>>604137331
SAM! omg
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If a dub dubs could get dubs would dubsman dub dubsman's dubs?
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>>604136890
Reroll
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Just wait till I fucking rape that little asshole. I'm gonna suck the blood out of your anus after. Your gonna regret talking to me. I'm gonna kill you
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?Can you send me some hot p1x of yourself
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>>604137095
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>>604136815
Roll
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>>604137331
>sam
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>>604137331
have you activated your almonds?
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>>604137331
I was jk about the previous questions lol, testing your dull sense of humor, real questions from now on, what's your favorite color?
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>>604137355
Winrar, GGWP OP
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>>604137331
You should have also been showing her questions and your answers.
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>>604137331
Where should I dump your body after I dump my load into you?
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>>604137355
Quadruple winner
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>>604137331

mind showing me your tits
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>>604137331
Ok sorry, you ask a question then :) I DID say no boundaries though..
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I think im a gay little pansy boy! xD i love the colour pink and i love dressing up and wearing make up! i just love it! i live for the weekends as well, would that be a problem for you if we became closer?
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Hey bby u want some fuk
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"ahaha and then what"
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Can i have some nudes for me and my dad?
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>>604137370
This.
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Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>604137437
Roll
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Will you marry me?
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>>604137331
I was just messing, :^) Want to have drinks?
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Has anyone ever sucked on your toes?
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imagine you're naked with your body wrapped in ham while you dance under the moon, what shampoo would you later use to get rid of the little pieces of ham stuck in your hairs ?
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Star fish formation or exoskeleton defenestration?
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>>604137449
Rolling for this
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>>604137331
why did you kill my father
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>>604137355
GG m80
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>>604137499

winrar
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Sorry I fucked your sister
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>>604137355
It keepes going
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>>604137507
reroll
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So can I see your boobs?
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>>604137522
>>604137522
GET
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>>604137484
Re roll
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>>604137513
Rolling for this here
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>>604137499
Winrar kek
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>>604137370
this
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Can i scope that turd cutter?
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want fuck? I make good fuck :D
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>>604137522
OP confirmed for faggot if he doesn't use this one.
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>>604137499
OP, seriously, it'll save your ass
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>>604137546
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>>604137271
>worm
rerollin for this
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>>604137566
WINRAR!
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>>604137522
>>604137522
>>604137522
winrar
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>>604137499
deliver op, keep the train rolling
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>604137522
WINRAR!!!!!!
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GG game over.
Thanks faggots
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>>604137331
I wasn't joking ok?
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>>604137603
YES!
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>>604137603
Oh shit
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tits or gtfo
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Have you ever let a guy suck your used Tampons?
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>>604137331
Just messing with you baby, a real question iv been wanting to ask is will you send me nudes? (;
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>>604137603
good thread but you goofed
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Answer this riddle and you may get my hand in marriage.

You have been given the task of transporting 3,000 apples 1,000 miles from Appleland to Bananaville. Your truck can carry 1,000 apples at a time. Every time you travel a mile towards Bananaville you must pay a tax of 1 apple but you pay nothing when going in the other direction (towards Appleland). No cheating
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>>604137331
i was not asking the questions. the internet gave them to me like the crabs i got from that hooker
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>>604137680
thanks sam
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>>604137680
you guys suck at this
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>>604137680
Faggot you didn't play my roll
>>604137522
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>>604137499
OP SAve YOURSELF ND DO THIS
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>>604137680
Eat shit
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>>604137513
roll for this
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>>604137680
GET SHREK'D OP. FUCK YOUR THREAD.

NONE CAN DENY THE POWER OF THE QUAD STACK WINRAR!
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>>604137680
good night sweet prince
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