How do they work, like how? This double dragon has boggle my

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This interesests me.

if one wants to fuck you and the other doesn't- is it rape?

I've done a lot of reading on these girls, because they absolutely fascinate me.

Basically, they each control and feel almost exactly one half of the body.

So each has control over their respective arm and leg.
What is amazing is that they can walk, run, drive. The coordination is crazy there.

I really really wish they would become more focused on music. This is like my dream as a musician, having a completely separate brain for each hand.
The things you could do...

>>603743248

they only have one cunt

they both touch it and get fucked in it

ONE CUNT

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i know nothing, but here is this picture...

>>603743503
so not only is it masturbation- it's also TWINCEST!

>>603743248
Double the body, it's pretty obvious, maybe pooper is one.

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>>603743450
Music? The porn industry is the key.

>>603743450
As for things like the rape.
It's a tricky one. What if one commits a murder?
They can't well convict one twin to life in prison and the other one goes free.

As for the pott, yeh they both get stoned.
They have 3 lungs, basically all joined together.
If memory serves they only have one heart, so only one continuous circulatory system.
I suppose one might get more stoned than the other, whoever's brain the THC hits first.

>>603743558

So if you fucked one of them but the other one said no, would you be raping half a person? Or would you get half the sentence? How the fuck would it even work?

>>603743558
fakefaggot

>>603743616

Christ, they could get away with so much shit. Just say "the other one did it". They can't punish you for something you didn't do.

It would be the most hilarious courtroom battle of all time.

>>603743503
So if one orgasms, does the other feel it? Would one of the girls orgasm and not the other? Or would one of them orgasm despite not really being in the mood? Does one of them get horny and the other one doesn't? Yeah, there's so many questions here.

>>603743558
I can confirm this to be true.

>>603743698
kek

They both equally share the vag/clit including the nerve endings so they would both cum at the same time.

>>603743626
I would think that, if a court looked at it, because they both share the vagina, you would need to have both of their consent.
Might initiate a few arguments between them.

What is also an interesting question, is whether they both orgasm at the same time.
This could help us to understand whether the orgasm starts in the brain or the genitals.

>>603743674
i did not make that picture. i just saved it during my 4chan browsing. can be fake. also, you are a fag

>>603743706
Do you understand why I am so fascinated by them now?

Its pretty disappointing that they have disappeared from the spotlight, really incredibly one in a million chance to learn so much about the separation of body and self.
If you're in a body you're only half in control of, we get to see, very clearly, what things are from the brain, and what isn't.

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>>603743558
Yes, that indeed happened, it was in my school, right after prom dance was over, we had some fun with those girls, oh yeah, still remember like it was yesterday.

>>603744092
Shut your stupid fucking mouth! No one is buying it. The picture is fake.

>>603744092
sure you did

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OP here with another question.
Do they share a stomach? If B1 eats a sandwich will B2 feel it?

My mind is gonna explode

>>603744092
roll a doub and i beleive you

Honestly if one of them killed someone i think they would have to let them both go free. Bottom line, you can not imprison or condemn someone to death for something they did not do.

>>603744240
If B1 wants to get drunk and B2 don\t what happens

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Google for "Hensel twins".

>>603743698
they cant be jailed if one confess to crime taking full responsibility

there have been cases with regular identical twins where what you described happens.

>>603744410
2 hearts? My god, she is a Timelord!

What if one is older than the other, is it pedophilia then if i fuck her pussy?

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>>603744760

>>603744760
Came out the same time so don't think so

what happens if one of them has a heart failure and dies?

>>603744760
Considering they share reproductive organs, which means you'd be fucking both at once, which yes, would be illegal then.

>>603744760
>>603744994
your kidding right?

real question is do they have to agree to masturbate or can one "force" the other

>>603744354
Attempted murder, rape, political assassination

What if one dies?

>>603744410
Do you think they go to the bathroom more often because of the separate stomachs? Do they have to tell themselves to stop eating and not when they're full because they would gain weight from not being able to burn the energy from two stomachs worth of food?

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>>603743248

>>603744410
2 stomachs and one butthole.

thats unfortunate

>>603744602
Go back to tumblr, stupid faggot.

>>603743248
If they got pregnant who would be the mother?

Would they have separate boyfriends or share one?

If they had separate boyfriends would it be cheating to have sex with both? Do you think the boys would get jealous knowing another guy is fucking his girls pussy?

>>603745768
identicle twins impossible to know

their preference

possibly

>>603743248
all my interest fall into far right.

>>603745768
OP here

That's some deep shit! Who is the mother??

>>603744092
I feel worse for the one on the right. She seems to be stuck at an uncomfortable angle, and there's like nothing she can do to straighten up. She's probably used to it, but still.

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>>603743503
One cunt to rule them all
One cunt to find them
One cunt to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

>>603745376
>all those people standing around uncomfortably

I just realized that they could both write different things at the same time. One could be playing a video game while the other writes a novel. Kind of obvious but i just now realized how crazy that is.

>>603746217
Never noticed that. That's depressing.

>>603745668

That butthole has seen twice as much action as it was designed for.

>>603746056

they had a show for a while where they talked about this.

she is officially listed as shorter than her other half

>>603744990

both die

>>603746376
Now that I think about, perhaps it was for tv and the crew just wanted everybody in the back out of the way.

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This pic, my feels

>>603743837
The interview they did made it sound like they both feel i at the same time and both orgasm. They said they already agreed that they both had to be ok with the boyfriend and share him equally and he and the other half would have to abide by the others choice. Basically if one of them and the bf are in the mood and the other half says no then its a no go on sex and they just have to deal with that. My question i'd love answered/played out would be if one got shot in the head. Could they just amputate the head? Reroute nerves. Can one be in a coma and the other not? Basically what happens if one dies or is in a similiar state.

>>603746055
The only time Maury would ever say that

>>603746953
>Could they just amputate the head?

no because the lizard part of that head's brain is taking care of the basic functions on that side of the body - breathing, heart, etc

one head gone = both die

Which one's Hensel and which one's Gretel?

>>603747601
They die at the same time or do the other head just have to wait and accept death? Horrible

>>603747818
Better than having no life at all.

>>603745768
Since only one set of reproductive organs, both are automatically the mother. They are genetically clones of the same DNA so no matter the internal workings, it's one source.

>>603745768
Get two bfs. DP. Everyone wins.

>>603748001
I like your style.

>>603747818

This was talked about in their tv show.

Depending on the trauma (or illness) the other half could potentially lug around a clinically dead, but still 'living' (like a braindead body can still have a heartbeat and breathing lungs) sister for days, until the blood gets too poisoned because of kidney failure on that one dead side.

Pretty awful

It's pretty fascinating how they must live, do they get horny at the same time? Do they have to agree to masturbate at the same time? Is one kinkier than the other? If one says no is it rape? Why have they not done porn yet?

That right head, as your looking at them, is clearly the parasite head.
Makes me feel kind of bad for left head.

So what happens when you meet them?, you shake both hand or what? I wish I could know I have a 1000/s more questions guess unless your in there circle you will never know

>>603748135
So basically one could have the top half of her brains blown out and the other half gets a weekish to sit next to the closest person to hers (get it?) corpse while slowly painfully awaiting death as the blood turns to shit?

What about sleeping schedules? Do they have to sleep at the same time or what?

>>603748185
Why do people keep asking this rape question? Of course it's fucking rape if one wants to but the other doesn't! Think about it for more than 2 seconds.

>>603748001
top kek

>>603745376
How do those people hold in an explosion of laughter. I'd need to run out of there before bursting into a fit of raffing and rusing

>>603748338

how about you torrent their tv show?

answers a lot of questions, except for the kinky ones.


it's pretty interesting, like, one could get a fine and the other not. one could get suspended from school/driving/work etc but the other not.

>>603748185
they were offered a high paying porn shoot once they turned 18. They declined the offer because they didn't want to be a "commodity" freak. Like sideshow freaks. Just like why doubledick and two vagina won't do porn or do porn together.

>>603743248

Speaking of work, as a business owner, I have to wonder about how they're paid on the job.

Sure, when the camera is on you say... oh sure, they're 2 people so each get a paycheck, but let's be serious... they aren't technically doing the job of 2 people.

>>603744092
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>603747026

Screams money episode to me

>>603748435
But they share a body, so legally, I would guess that one doesn't have more autonomy than the other. There is hardly any precedence in a court of law for the rape of a conjoined twin with one having giving consent and the other refusing.

>>603748606
I'd say pay them under average but twice but only give them one set of health and no dental. I'd say it to a camera to.

>>603744092
Id fuck the one on the left

>>603748606
That's a good fucking question. They have 2 drivers licenses. An employer would probably be allowed to hire one but not the other. If they hired both they would both have to be paid.

>>603748390

Fuck nigga

>>603748499
>one could get a fine and the other not. one could get suspended from school/driving/work etc but the other not.

How is this even fucking possible. One gets suspended and the other can come to school? This means the suspended one has to come to school. So what you're saying, is that you can't actually punish them. One commits murder but can't be thrown in jail because the other is innocent.

>>603748883
You'd have no choice but to do both anyway

>>603748544

Doubledick???

>>603748985
No shit

>>603748808
Imagine if one gets ruled custody over the vag. "You can have it on tuesdays only."

>>603749015
Some guy who has two penises side by side.

Reddit worships him, and burst out laughing at any comment he makes.

>>603749055
Yes shit

>>603749015
Google reddit doubledick. I know reddit(eww) but thats where he made the post.

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>>603745668
2 stomachs and one bladder is equally as unfortunate. this thing must live in the god damned bathroom

>>603748872
>No dental

>>603743590
underated post
7/10 or better

while this creature is in play is there a 50% chance to miss and hit another target aswell?

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>>603749132
>>603749178

Holy fuck you weren't kidding. This dude actually has two dicks. I don't know if I should envy or pity him...

>>603748929
There's basically no way that one of them could commit murder without the other being on board.

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>>603744092

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>>603743248

Do they get two paychecks at work for doing the job of one individual?

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>>603748454
Maybe they all blew their funny fuses.

>>603749318
Yeah, it's a condition that happens to some people...
Doubledick claims he Fucks chicks and guys on the regular (claim) and usually talks about gay porn on his twitter...

The condition is called dipahllia

>>603749392
Gun...surprise shooting.

>>603748872
>>403749199

Actually, if they were less than honest, I suppose they could make a cottage industry out of bilking companies they work for...

A says that B sexually harrassed her.
B admits she did it.

Either they fire B, at which point A sues because she (as the vicitm) was fired for reporting sexual harassment.

.. or..

B is not fired, and A sues because the company is a hostile work environment.

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>>603749558
Woah....

>>603749535
they're literally together every waking second of every day. How's one gonna get a gun without the other one knowing about it?

>>603748606
>>603748927

tv show deals with this too

i remember that they had two jobs at first, but 'accepted' less pay because they clearly had a handicap in getting two jobs done because they have to be at the same place at the same time.

I think the two of them earned 1.5 salary, they did something like teach young children in school or so.

honest suggestion though, if they were tech support, they could occupy one booth, but have 2 isolated headsets, and answer 2 seperate calls at a time.. WHILE OCCUPYING ONE BOOTH

>>603749392
i doubt they both have to agree to put one foot in front of the other or anything physically for that matter.

>>603749199
I ain't paying one person twice the wage and giving them health while paying for 2 peoples dental. I'd hold dental as a down the road raise or something

>>603749392

Left grabs a gun and starts mowin'. Right doesn't need to give consent at all.

You dumb fuck.

>>603749673
Protection? Then oulls out... poof?

>>603749673
They send a text to someone and they make a secret handoff under a table or some package or something. Many guns are easily concealable

You don't have a criminal mind

how do they walk? does only one mind control the body. what if they want to go different ways. wouldnt work

>>603749680

Meanwhile, somewhere in China, the owner of a call center is reading your post and looking around for a genetic scientist.

>>603749697
if one entire half of your body decides that you're not going somewhere, you're not going. haven't you seen any jim carey movies?

>>603749697
They do. Each controls one half of the body. they gotta coordinate to walk, swim, dance, and drive.

>>603743248
not gonna lie I've spent so much time just thinking about them. Like can one eat and satisfy the other's hunger?

If one does something illegal, are they both arrested?

If they kill someone, how do they decide who did it? Do they even care? Because they'll both end up in prison.

What is masturbation like? How do they go to school? Like do they have to take the same classes and shit?

>>603749680
Interesting... so there is a job for them people

>>603749836
One controls one half and the other controls the other. They are just really good at teamwork

>>603749822

Sorry, one of them sends a text and it(?) sets up a handoff

>>603749860
An efficiency increase for reduced pay? Fucking china would make a chimera outs of heads like carl was made from eyeballs in ATHF

>>603749981

yeah, that gif of them dancing posted above is actually super impressive.

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>>603749822
you watch too many movies.

>>603744410
>1 set of reproductive organs
You mean to tell me some1 could potentially get them pregnant!?
Do you guys think their ovaries are releasing eggs every month?

My girlfriend and I are having this discussion now. She said it's like Pacific Rim

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>>603749870

Yess haha

>>603749743

It doesn't even have to be that. Theoretically they have a license to steal.

IF in fact one mind controls one arm and the second controls the other, consider this...

1. The cops show up. There is a gun on the floor, a dead body, and these people standing there.

2. Each accuses the other of committing the murder. Each claims they tried to stop the other but failed.

What do they do? In either case, it will come down to whether one innocent person spends life in prison for the act of the other.

(in the end of this novel, of course, they were both in on it and laugh down the street as they walk away)

>>603748135
why can't the living half clean their blood with machines like people without kidneys do?

>>603750110
I drink the period blood before take them back plow for them hard.

>>603750161
Kek

>>603743248
>"Hey, punch B2 in the fucking head" and B2 "Prevent B1 from punching you with your mind powers"
top kek

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All i am getting from this thread is questions but no answers

Fucking hell i want answers

>>603749870
lol'd

>>603749931

It would either be brilliant or srupid to study different things. Having separate full-time careers seems impossible so studying the same stuff might help, but different could be more appealing on a resume..

But seriously... One paycheck or two? They can only do the physical work of one person

>>603749931
They each eat like 2/3 of a meal cause they have to eat for a few extra organs and added metabolic strain of the extra body mass. Technically one could eat the whole meal but the others stomach would be empty and feel hungry. Same classes and homework though they claimed they never cheated off each other.

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The human equivalent of a dual-core processor.

>>603750287
when the cock tells us what he's cooking, then I'll answer some questions

>>603743450
>>603743503
Two types of people.

>>603750325
in a call center they can do 2x, litteraly

>>603748606
It would depend if the state considers them two people or just one. If they have two separate social security numbers and you hired them you would have to pay them separately...

>>603750341
Instead when I fuck them it's a dual-WHORE processor!

>>603750161
Jesus fuck.... You got a nice girl.

>>603743824
It would be so hard for one to fake an orgasm if she was bored.

>>603750088

>Implying it couldn't/hasn't happened

One couldn't really buy one legally unless they both agreed to get a permit to carry it concealed for pritection, but if they did it's another possible scenario.

Bu really, I could just text a friend asking to borrow hia gun to shoot targets or something

>>603743698
fucking lost

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>>603750462

>>603746217
>the chick next to them on the right dancing uncomfortably

kek

Ettins are unnatural and should be killed,

>>603749318
2 working 6 inch dicks. Id envy the basterd bang both holes at once..

>>603749914
so if one gets their license taken away they can only use one hand and one foot to drive?

>>603746168
LOL fucking top kek

>>603748001
>everyone wins
Toppest of keks

>>603744092
Made up or not, the double head person got dick, while you lard ass faggot ass whales can't get some pussy.
Nigga, a double headed circus ass girl.
Lmao.

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>>603750368
youre the kind of person id face fuck then after a blow my load all over your face ill be disgusted by the swine i just fucked

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>>603750287

I met mankind and shook Mr. Socko's "hand"

>>603749870
HAHAHSFKDW

>>603749095
>my sides

lol'd hard as fuck @ you can have it on tuesdays only

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>>603748390

>>603743558
Is there more?

>>603750462
You're God damn right I do

>>603749095
It would be funny if the other one hooked up gangbangs on tuesdays just to be a bitch about it.

>>603750770
Shared responsibility it seems. If one can't drive the other technically can but the one without the license isn't allowed behind the wheel. They're assuming its the same with crime but they hope to never experience that.

>>603750770

If, as others have said, one controls the left side and the other controls the right, the right side is doing the driving anyway. The left is just a passenger.

>>603743248
How would they be at competitive games

Im thinking along the lines of league of legends. Itd be a wicked adc/support combo

Just need a mouse with q,w,e,r and d,f on them

>>603747675
underrated post.

How many tits do they have?

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With two heads, they better make sure they stay away from the middle east

>>603751153
Brakes and turn signals. Checking that mirror. Possible parking brake and clutch control. Window control. Flicking pricks off.

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>>603751153
unless they get a stick shift.

>>603750341
Kek

>>603751353
>>603751419

I'm sorry, but with all they have to deal with they still insist on getting a stick shift, I'm done worrying about them (lol)

>>603750210

While the body hanging off their side slowly decays? Not happening

>>603749448
fucking genious

>>603751610
You clearly aren't with that spelling

I just realized something awesome. They never clap, they always just high five each other repeatedly.

>>603749870
Topest of keks

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>>603751881

>>603750181
Gun powder testing. Unless they used a revolver

>>603746609
But they have two hearts?

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>>603751881

Nice observation there m8. Make some more. My nipples are hard.

>>603751153
what if the right loses her license

>>603752125

so? that's not going to help much

lrn2humanbiology

>>603751153
If you're a Eurofag

>>603752064

Revolvers could still leave residue on them. It's even possible the residue sprays from the barrel gap onto the other's arm and incriminates the one that didn't shoot.

I would pay some money for watching these chicks cumswapping

>>603746295
You need 2 hands for vidya

>>603752106

Fuck you mother fuckers. Claim'em already.

Do they ever argue, and start throwing haymakers at the other twins' head? Double KO!

>>603744057
actually very true

but, they are legally two different people or not?

>>603746870
I bet they can only swim in a circle!

so ive been reading this whole post and yall niggas be making me fucking giggle her like a school girl all these questions but no answers =(

my question is, What happens if b1 has a date on monday and b2 has to work the same day?

>>603750181
Cops make arrest. Court of law decides

>>603753065
Reads whole tread. Asks lame question.

>>603753185

Cops handcuff both, court decides, innocent one sues for wrongful arrest.

I wish they had been black instead of white...

Since they both have one vagina Are both considered virgins if one wanted to do it ?

>>603753370
Build special jail cell. One head inside the cage, one outside.

What happens if the girl on the left kills somebody? Do they both go to jail?

>>603753543
One gets to pick who claims their frontdoor virginity. The other gets to pick who claims their backdoor virginity.

>>603753653
"Im free! Oh wait...crap"

>>603743706
There's only one way to find out.

>>603753065
Same job same time. They agreed they want a single boyfriend who loves them both.

>>603744258
here you go. check em'

>>603753971
>>603753971
THEY AGREED!? SOURCE ON THIS INFORMATION

>>603753653

They still have freedom of movement. They can also make an attempt at "cruel and unusual punishment"

>>603754202
Show and interview. Seriously. Just torrent the shows and read the interviews. Answers like 60% of the questions.

>>603751183
I don't know m8

Do they sleep at the Same Time or could one of then just Be Awake While the other one is asleep?

>>603754448
>
>>603754448
NAME!?
Whats the name of the shows and interviews WHAT DO I GOOGLE WHATS THEIR NAME OMG I WANNA TORRENT THIS

>>603751183
wikipedia brittany and abigail

>>603754878
Google Hensel Twins interview and Joined for Life for the shows. Though i heard a new one aired in 2012 or so.

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OP here.
Thanks for all the answers, but many more questions was given. Time to reflect..

I bet they play a mean game of ping-pong!

>>603753370
Reasonable suspicion > Wrongful arrest

The courts have rules that reasonable suspicion is legal grounds to make arrests.

If they would turn their heads towards each other and Kiss, would it be lesbian, narzistic or incest?

how the fuck does it (they idk what to call that thing) walk?
does each head have to communicate with the other when they're going to move?
id love to see them walk down some stairs

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They could always get a job announcing at the pod races!

have watched a documentary about them chicks..they can both move both parts of the body but they have chosen their sides

>>603743248
Fucking magnets. How do they work?

>>603755113
Thanks bro the answer is 2 my life is complete

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>this thread

>>603755600
They chose their side? I never heard that. Are you sure?

>>603755534
That's how they learned to walk. They have had a lot of practice.

>>603745668
Here's your reply

>>603755810
Untrue. They each can only feel and move the side their heads on.

Do they diddle themselves together, or take turns playing with the Taco

>>603751881
>>603747675
lmao this thread

>>603756379
Yeah. That's what i thought.

I wonder if they've ever gone over a bump or had to make a sharp turn and their heads just crack together.

Instead of a boob job you could do a headjob.

>>603755417
no it isn't fuckass

>>603755488
None, just hot.

What if one has a heart attack and the defibrillator starts up one heart and stops the other everytime its used?

So you'd be fucking two people at once, that's amazing.

>>603743698
wow

This, fucking this. Fellow lawyer

>>603743248
is it considered a threesome?

>>603747921
faggot

>>603743248
All you need to know is if you fuck the pussy, both of them cum.

>>603745114

To me this is the hot part. You're talking about two sisters who literally have to have sex with one another's involvment. When they masturbate does one play with the others nipple? What does it feel like when you're touching your own clit and at the same time with the exact same movement touching your sisters clit too? They had to get over any uncomfortableness years ago. If one of them wants to get off she literally has to seduce her sister or in some way talk her into it.

That dynamic is what turns me on about them.

>>603746870

That's probably the first kid to ever think about fucking them.

>>603743698

keker

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>>603745376
>"ITS NOT UNUSUAL, TO BE ATTACHED TO ANYONE!"

OP they the twins are from MN and they had an OK cupid profile about a year ago. I actually chatted with them online. But, it creep me out.

>>603745114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HJGuyBfx8

>>603748544
Why won't people do porn for money? I'd do porn if I were retarded looking
It's like these people dont like money

>>603759344
Great now that songs gonna be stuck in my head all day.

>>603759079
ayy lmao

>>603759818
I suppose cause its not being offered sex for you but because of a deformity or a niche market. Honestly i'd do porno if i knew i wouldn't be the lard filling in a gay oreo porno. That and the std's.

>>603759344
FUCKING TOP KEK

>>603748883
;^)
So would I

>>603757769
>What if one has a heart attack and the defibrillator starts up one heart and stops the other everytime its used?


Their lifespan will not be very long, because of a shared pulmonary system. If one heart fails they both die, the 2nd set of lungs would not get blood and would wither and fail.

if the heart and lungs were linked together then it would be possible for one set to die and the other take up the slack.

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>>603759312
>OP they the twins are from MN and they had an OK cupid profile about a year ago. I actually chatted with them online. But, it creep me out.

You dumbass, don't you realize you could be "that guy" that fucked the hensel twins, you would be a god among /b/ tards.

>>603743558
nigga its confirmed to be fake

>>603760668
why wouldnt you fuck them
you have a wider variety of holes

>>603759344
>God dammit I told you no more playing siamese twins, go play a video game or something

I can't stop laughing

>>603743450
So wait if they go to a college party get drunk have unprotected sex and gets preggers. What happens if one wants an abortion and one doesn't how would a court decide?! And if that happened but they decided to keep the baby who would legally be the mother and have all the legal responsibility to take care of it?

>>603760892
I'd rub my dick between the neck slit and cum down their back

Pretty sure half of this shit could be solved by scissors paper rock.

>>603759079

holy shit dude

>>603760976
Well, in that case they both would burn in hell for having an abortion.

>>603743612
can u sauce this?

I have a sneaking suspicion that their first cock will be black.

>>603750454
Top kek

>>603746953
> one in the mood, the other not

Winner of the most awkward blowjob/handjob in history.

>>603761153
You are the man, man

>>603743929
The newfag is strong in this one.
>Protip:Lurk moar faggot.

>>603743248
GUYS, HEY GUYS, GUYS, HEY
GUYS, LISTEN, GUYS, HEY GUYS, HEY, HEY,
do you thing they pay for one or two people in a buffet?

>>603743248
easiest threesome ever

>>603761606
one stomach

>>603761503
>Winner of the most awkward blowjob/handjob in history.

double blowjob, always

>>603761606
>getoutaherenewfag.jpg

>>603748808
Can someone send this to the producers of Law and Order SVU? Id watch that episode.

>>603752395
So would I

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>>603746450
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>603745668
Fuck I laughed.

>>603746450
>That butthole has seen twice as much action as it was designed for.

When they were in college its gonna see a lot more action.

>>603755628
I kno right o.O

>>603758603
Same bro, about to go fap to them now

Crossing my fingers the family falls into financial problems and the Hensel twins are forced to do porn for money.

Didnt read whole thread But i just wonder if they ever make out while masturbating or showering? Hhhnnngggg so hot

>>603763400

they refuse to answer these kind of questions.

but if I had a person attached to me, I'd abuse that body for my own pleasure

so i'm assuming they're doing the same.
can't expect them not to diddle themselves now, can we?

>>603743248
I would only date the one on the left, she's better looking.

>>603763910
>>603763400
wow I never actually thought about them making out before, now I realize them masturbating would actually be them having sex with eachother...

okay my mind just exploded

>>603764265
They just have to turn and kiss each other while they're flicking the bean.

Now I gotta fap.

>>603748435
Oh yeah, imAgine you can fuck your girlfriend and rape someone at the same time. Plus you have the perfect witness to say it wasn't rape.

Imagine giving them a facial, you blow your load on one face and she shares the cum with the other.

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>>603753851

>>603764346
but it would actually be like sex when you think about it. They have the same vagina, so that's probably even more intimate than interacting two sets of sexual organs, and they'd be getting each other off over the same sensations like... holy fuck... imagine having how intimate having sex must be with somebody who lives inside your own skeleton

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>>603764771

>>603764985
>this entire thread

>>603764771
two fucking skeletons in the same body, gasp

>>603765147
I thought I'd seen enough about these twins to not have my mind blown any further, but I can't stop thinking about what it'd be like to have sex with your twin who has an interconnected central nervous system with you.

>>603764771
>having sex with somebody who lives inside your own skeleton
Bwhahaha

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>>603766084
you think maybe when you have sex with them, a nerve bundle shoots out of their head and attaches to yours?