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STONER THREAD 420 EVERYBODY ELSE STAY THE FUCK AWAY 420 ONLY

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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STONER THREAD 420
EVERYBODY ELSE STAY THE FUCK AWAY
420 ONLY
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>>603560354
pic reminds me of my stuff i'm gettin today
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>>603560354
it's like absolutely the same shape
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so hardcore
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literally just packed my bowl for a wake and bake and league of legends session.

how's your morning, op?
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Im dry in the middle of Baltimore City, which nigger should I ask for some green?
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>>603560673
Sucked some bong, smoking some cock. Nm.
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>>603560354
Got these last week, finishing my last gram of dabs.

Got a quarter O of Purple Mr. Nice and a few Happy Caps(concentrate capsules) last night though.
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>>603560769
this
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>>603560354

Inb4 people compare "strains" like the superior Botanists they are & they know what they're talking about.

Fucking hate weedhead culture.
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>>603560354

Picked these a few days ago they've been drying out since. THC Bomb strain gonna gonna rock my socks off
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A joint a day keeps the doctor away
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I don't suppose any of you stoners got the hook-up in 813. I'm dying for some chronic and I don't really know many people here.
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>>603560673
worst morning ever! completely out of weed hope to score some weed later...still have some roaches though
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Im down
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Do real drugs, filthy casuals.
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>>603560354
Gotta save for Monday. I've got something like: 2 grams of flower, half gram of oil, full kief catcher, and around a half ounce of ABV. Gunna clean all my vape parts today and make some qwiso.

I could indulge in all of it today.... What do you guys think?
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This thread has inspired me to wake and bake. Thank you sir
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>>603560673
How empty is your life that you need to get intoxicated as soon as you wake up? Right up there with alcoholics.
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>>603561289
GOTTA BE NICE TO THE CRACKHEADS
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>>603561289
Like
acid, shrooms,dmt,mdma, Coke, keta

Fav in this order, ama
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>>603561537
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>>603561289
>implying I don't do anything I can get my hands on

Coke is a close favourite. Freebase, powder, rock. Don't matter.
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im dead stoned on absinthe extract of weeed reporting in
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>>603561537
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Angone in the midtown Atlanta area? My guy is gone for the week.
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>>603560821
The container the dispensary had was weird as fuck, but I'm happy with it.

And fuck that is one large nug, it's one piece; was thinking that it just got stuck together.
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>>603561675
Freebase is the devil, an ex did - not wurf it
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>>603561850
Just gotta keep it in moderation man. When my buddy and I were smoking it all night then breaking into dealers houses, we knew it was time to step back.

Only had lines in the last few months. Haven't even had any hoots of the sweet, sweet crack.
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>>603561197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bF-DR-aQWc

Maybe this'll help
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>>603561850
Freebase is for those with balls.
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>>603560673
Sounds mad
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cant wait for the ringing in my ear to be gone, miss blazing!
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Anyone in the 423 area?
I'm introverted and paranoid and don't know anyone who can hook me up.
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>>603561537
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>>603561537
How empty is your life that you still believe smoking weed leeds to inTOXICATION?

How empty is your life that you still post on 4chan?

How empty is your life that you still haven't had your first joint at sundawn?
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>>603562329
That pic.

Topkek
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>>603562329
>inhaling ash is healthy guise :^)
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Police Officer checking in. I will bust all of you dingleberrys at some point in time. How does it feel to know you will be going to jail?
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>>603562434
If you're inhaling ash, you're doing it wrong. Stop trying so hard.
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>>603562434
>Inhaling ash
Wow this guys such a massive fucking retard, disregard anything he says.
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>>603562514

How does it feel posing as a fake cop knowing that real officers don't give a shit about pot
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>>603560475
looks like that same shit I have too lol
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>>603562514
I know bait, but:
>police officer
>jurisdiction over random people on the Internet, scattered throughout the world (at least North America)
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>>603562531
>>603562601
What do you think smoke is?
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Roll up or suck cock: your choice.
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Take a look at this. Subliminal messaging?
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>>603562434
>>inhaling ash is healthy guise :^)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/13/is-pot-good-for-lungs-new-marijuana-study-adds-to-health-effects-debate.html
http://mic.com/articles/108700/there-s-very-good-news-for-the-lungs-of-marijuana-smokers
http://healthland.time.com/2012/01/10/study-smoking-marijuana-not-linked-with-lung-damage/
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>>603561634
could you compare a decent shroom trip to being really baked?
i cant imagine what a trip is like and im too scared to try it.
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>>603562731
>smoke
>2020-5
>still combusting plant material like a caveman
Well there's the problem.
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>>603562514
Police Officer checking in. I just busted you dingleberry for impersonating an officer. How does it feel to know you will be going to prison?
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>>603562531
>>603562601

not that guy, but smoke is basically the smaller ash particles that are light enough to be airbourne.. the thc and nicotine and all that crap probably isn't even inhaled as 'smoke' but as a clear gas that sits between the smoke particles. (no smoke when vaporizing for example)

but whatever.. 420 light one up
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>>603562731
Vaporized plant material that contains chemicals that are filtered by your lungs.

Ash is the residual material present after burning. All the plant material that isn't vaporized, is ash.

Read a fucking book, anon.
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>>603562846
Nope, bodyfeeling is stronger, strange thoughts stronger if uncomfortable
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This my stinky sticky , dunno what it's calling itself but I'm baked to shit watching adventure time playing some vidya
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>>603562846
Not at all. Lol
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>>603562863
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>>603563007
Im actually a cop at a mall that would bust your rollerblading ass and take you to jail to get buttfucked by the niggers. True story...
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>>603563152
And the hallucinations obviously
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>>603562605
you think this is some kind of a fucking joke, internet tough guy? Ive got your number you little fruit booting faggot.
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Got 4 grams yesterday, gonna smoke some joints later, just need help from you guys...

WHAT DO I BUY FOR THE MUNCHIES ?
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>>603563315
Beer
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>>603563152
Last time I ate an 8th I was yelling at my friend that I couldn't stop thinking. I'd recommend LSD over shrooms any day, personally.
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>>603563243
Mall cops have no authority. They can detain you for a time until real cops arrive, but you can do what everyone has ever done in that situation, and just run away.
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>>603563315

deep fried pizza
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>>603563357

yes beer, what else

-Doritos the spicy version
-beer
-waffles ?
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>>603563315
i usually got a mix between chocolate and chips. doesn't matter what kind.
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>>603563376
Its the dosage.. shrooms are easier since 6 hours to 12 from acid
I had a breakup on acid, shit sucked
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>>603561790
eh.. indica
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>>603563315
a dinner box from pizza hut
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>>603563445
What about some ice ice baby
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>>603563175
damn! i can smell it :)
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>>603563315
If I can, I make a full meal. Usually

>Chicken picatta with pasta
>Some salad
>Rarely, but deviled eggs
>Unwrap one of the chocolate bars I ordered from the UK
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>>603563578
Got trouble sleeping so it's perfect for me, during the summer I'm gonna be camping and shit so I'll be toking on sativa then.
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Man I aint slept in like four days. Itll probaby happen today though....maybe
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>>603563694

That sounds nice

I'll make a list to the grocery store right now...
Dubs decide what do I buy next to

-Beers
-Doritos
-Waffles
- (dubs decide)
- (7 decides)
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>>603563315
Chinese pork with rice and curry then an hour later or so kfc maybe
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>>603563916
chips and salsa
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>>603563605
nah..meat lover with hamburger stuffed crust :) that's my meal of champ. plus chocolate and chips :)
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Hey B, how to find drug dealer?

#NotACop
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>>603560354
Almost out and no money to buy more. Feels man
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>>603563243
stfu randy!
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>>603564065
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>>603564065
sure . *wink, wink*..
but if u live in a big town try streets.. Always helps me out.
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>>603564065
friends.

but that's something you probably don't have.
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>>603563503
I get you. Second to the last time I tripped I did 400ug (which I didn't even think was that much) of LSD and I was literally paralyzed at the peak for at least an hour. I have a video of it. Shit was wild. I closed my eyes and it looked no different than having my eyes open. Deep ass saturated colors and words and letters were floating and spinning. I was trying to move my fingers but I couldn't. Just laid in bed until I could move again then played Mario Kart with my 11 year old brother.

I guess every trip is good depending on dosage. You know?
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>>603564259
kek
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>>603563315
You can stuff your face with anything. Even though chips and shit are typical stoner food, just having a decently cooked meal is 10x better
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>>603563916
>Chicken tenders
>Pasta
>6 lemons
>Quart of chicken stock
>Flat leaf parsley
>Capers
>Butter

You goin' to make some picatta today son.
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>>603562213
2015 and not buying weed from a legal store
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>>603561289
My old neighbor was was a rock head, ended up killing herself when she accidentally burned down her house last Christmas.

Hardest shit I ever used was probably MPH (prescribed for adhd/c-ptsd)
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>>603563916
1 lb of fudge
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>>603564624
>ptsd
what happened to you?
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Anyone got experience/tips with LSA? Probably going to try it next week (Morning Glory seeds)
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>>603563315
Doritos, cold pizza, chocolate cake, frozen tgi Fridays stuff, cheeseburgers, also get some burritos from your favorite mexican place to go and just put those in your fridge for later
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>>603563315
sushi.

shit fills you up, is moderately healthy unless you count the mercury and tastes pretty good

Also chopsticks are fun,
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Sweden sucks maen... expensive and mids at best.. Can't wait for my trip to Denmark and Amsterdam this summer :) Toke up for a dry /b/rother.
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>>603564752
Heard some gnarly shit, never tried it myself.

>Guy thought he was going through his normal day at the gym

Later his brother or someone told him he

>Lobbed his phone at the wall as hard as he could
>Heard a bell ring so he sprinted 8 miles
>Nearly passed out from dehydration
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>>603564191
That picture is making me cringe harder than the original post.
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>>603564583
Living where it still is illegal because Tennessee is fucking retarded
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>>603563392
You little fruit booter Im not gunna letcha get away!!! Its part of my job to keep you secure till my brothers in blue show up. BTW, were all on a first name basis.
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>ITT: shit-ton of suggestions for the "munchies"

Man, I wish /b/ wasn't so 14 years old
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>>603564752
its a much softer trip than lsd but still as altering if that makes any sense. the seeds made all of our stomachs upset for about an hour and then we started tripping for about 5-6 more hours. if your an outdoors kind of person definitely go for a hike or sit by a river or something like that
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>>603564301
Crazy! Ive only done about 120ug
And on a festival 3 days straight with 120 over 8 hours - 50 - and the rest of lsd we had, guess 300 but tolerance is a bitch
Had uncomfortable trips with smaller doses later,but was hungover
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>>603564987
When you turn 18, where do you think you'll go?
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>>603564815
>>603564764
>>603564670
>>603564548
>>603564433

Thanks for the input guys ! Will definitely try the picatta someday, shit looks yummy as fuck. Time to hit the store, will return if thread isn't 404 by then
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>>603565122
Good anon, good.

It's pretty simple, just kinda time consuming(the godly picatta).
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>>603565122
get me some cool ranch doritos please
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>>603564987
how does it feel living somewhere that wont trust you with a simple plaint?
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>>603565122
it wont go 404 but 420
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>>603565278
How do you feel, formulating a sentence that wont trust you with a single word out of the English vocabulary?
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>dry for almost four weeks
>have multiple people to buy from but no money
>probably no money for another two weeks
>no friends to bum weed off of
I might scrape some of that nasty shit out of my piece and try smoking that
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>>603563916
I usually fool myself, by ordering pizza for delivery in 3 hours. Then i smoke and forget about pizza. The happiness is unreal when the bell ring and there's a delicious pizza
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>>603565459
don't do it bro
instead hike to denver colorado and live of the weed the tourists drop on accident when rolling..
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>>603565278
Take it from me.. in Sweden it's treated as any other drug it's only dependant on ammount, for example i have a narcotics crime in my record which doesn't specify it being cannabis... plus a fine on like 300 USD isn't that fun either.

tl:dr Fucking sucks maen.
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>>603565459
you can, but i doubt you will get much of a high from it, and it'll taste awful, i did it once, i regret doing it.
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Had this last night
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I got stoned out of my cords for 2 years str8 each day. Pic related it ruined me
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>>603566063
same here but still better then reality.
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>>603566142
Not when you start feeling like some edgy paranoid faggot after a single hit. But I turned to stimulant abuse and now I'm better again. Anything is better than real life sober all the time
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>>603566490
>But I turned to stimulant abuse
make your own thread and stop ruining our collective buzz
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>>603560748
No racial slurs please
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>>603565429
Attacking sentence structure is not going to make your weed any more legal
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>>603566597
You're right I apologize for sharing a negative experience with the marijuan. Keep on 420 no scope blazing it faggots!
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>>603566725
>>603566786
randy pls leave
dont you have jims cock to suck?
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>>603561634
this guy.

Yes weed is nice but some psychedelics make up for a bad day according to me. I do not abuse them but it is good to trip balls once in a while.
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xD collective buzz
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Pity I'm at work.. gonna be stoned later lads.. don't go anywhere!
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>>603567085
I already gave jimjim a good sucking today. Don't have much else on the agenda so no sorry
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>>603567268
you don't know hotboxing?
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>>603567398
how about fucking off and shoving a dozen more cheeseburgers in there?
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>>603564987
Where in TN? 931/615 here
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>>603567472
in where exactly? :^)
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>>603560748
Go to Dundalk if you're desperate m8
>shouldbecommonknowledge.avi
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Im high as all fucking hell. Not sure what weed I got from dealer this time but it goes down really really smooth and knocks me off my feet. Must've had a perfect drying and curing process.

Listening to some truck fighters on yt and trying to think of a game to play. downloading watch dogs to try

>pic related one of my white widows that is ready to pick
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>>603567715
Not ready yet giver a week
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>>603562846
then don't try it! getting rly baked is far enough
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Bf just grew a batch, Bubbalicious
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>>603567715

thats no where near ready to "pick"
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>>603561289
Rolling just looking at em
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>>603567715

also you're feeding it too much
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>>603561114
how do you even smoke all that without passing out or getting paranoid over your friends coonspiring against you with the cops
i smoke like .3g of standard and the rest is tobacco
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>>603568670
>>603568670
>and the rest is tobacco
>>603568670
>rest is tobacco
>>603568670
>is tobacco
>>603568670
>tobacco
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>>603568670
Apparently smoking more tobacco than weed in a joint is a european thing, i have tho thesys
1) in 'murrica people is ultra resistent
2) the weed sucks
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>>603568670
Once you start smoking everyday, that ammount of weed is just enought to set you higher than buzzed, but lower than stoned
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>>603560821
What is it like to smoke a dab? Wax isnt available in garmany. I imagine a pure high like after a hit of a vaporizer.
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>>603569384
I smoke everyday and i smoke that much of the weed i buy i would probably collapse
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>>603569727
I smoke tobacco for the taste too, i don't like the taste of pure weed, i need the troath hit of the tobacco, wich european country?
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Hey you druggies this is a 420 post all you disgusting cokers etc. gtfo and stop making pot look bad... I'm tired of this gateway drug bullshit.... I've smoke weed for years and have never wanted to try any disgusting Other shit
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>>603569985
>I smoke tobacco for the taste
>>603569985
>i don't like the taste of pure weed
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French kush
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>>603570136
Tastes anon what's the problem?
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>>603570176
Marge Simpson shaped , head and shoulders anyone see it ?
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>>603571124
Holyshit man.
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>>603570540
Sorry i got it wrong
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>>603570176
damnnn
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Just did some dabs in my gf car with her cig lighter going out for breakfast
>been a year sense ive smoked
> way to high
> meeting her family
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>>603569567
even if you blow it out as soon as it's all gone (which is what you are supposed to do), your lungs will feel almost sticky and you will cough like nothing else. You get stoned to shit by the time the smoke leaves your lungs though, like instant 6-7 on the high scale.

My first time with dabs I got so high after just two of them I threw up.
Not worth the money unless you have a retarded high tolerance
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My new slum piece
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>>603572066
gimme gimmeee
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>>603572279
lol you're a pussy. i smoke dabs all the time and never cough, unless i take a massive glob like a .6 but i also smoke every day
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>>603560673
I am so high right now damn boi
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>>603563175
Fuck dude, nice
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>>603573200
I was smoking frequently but I've always had shit tolerance for everything, and we were doing oh my glob hits.

at least shit natural tolerance means I conserve on everything
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>>603573380
i wish i had shit tolerance
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>>603573200
Ur 2 kool bro. Dabs? Damn do u hang wit whiz kuhlifa? I bet u live in hollyweird brooo. long story short it is you who is the loser Bud.
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>>603573551
This. I have really good tolerance for drugs and I hate it. If I want to get really fucked up some time it takes immense amounts of money to do so.
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FUCK THE ILLUMINATI !!!
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Dang im out of weed
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>>603565459
Dude I did that the other day. Not the greatest buzz. Was fucking dark and numbing. But its something more than nothing...
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>>603573586
WOW
like wow xDD!!!
you sure showed him you cool guy! [email protected]
how can I be a KOOL GUY like (4)U???
bro ur so awesome XDDD I bet u get all the womennzzz like holy h*ck bro
do u do alcohol the cool kkkids drug? like fuCK all the stonerrrz lets go get trashed at the le BAR! amirite??!
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>>603565459
>"bro, you can't get addicted to weed"
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>>603573917
Dat body, dat pipe. Do want.
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>>603573984
>>>603573586
>WOW
>like wow xDD!!!
>you sure showed him you cool guy! [email protected]
>how can I be a KOOL GUY like (4)U???
>bro ur so awesome XDDD I bet u get all the womennzzz like holy h*ck bro
>do u do alcohol the cool kkkids drug? like fuCK all the stonerrrz lets go get trashed at the le BAR! amirite??!

huehuehue i liek u guyz awesom
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>>603566720
Here in South Africa the word we use is Kaffir. Afrikaans word. Pronounce it Kaffer. Say it loud and tell me it doesnt make you feel good. Fok jou kaffir hond. Jesus what a great word
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>>603574157
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>>603560354
Its 16:20 in Spain.

Tunning in.
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>>603560354
good morning my fellow wake'n'bakers
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ive ordered some kratom recently, hope it will arrive tomorrow :)
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I wish I had some more weed on my, only like half a gram left which goes in one evening easily. Looks like I have to start hunting for more.
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currently rolling a depressing j and playing knights of the old republic. :^)
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britfag reporting in. Just got out of my laboratory now gonna hit the bong
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Try sniffing caffeine while smoking weed. Best thing ever.
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>>603575241
why the fuck would you do that and not a real stim
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>>603575128
Frost doesnt count bish
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>>603575128
>Lab
Elaborate....

Biotechnologist reporting in
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>>603573881
Sorry for being an ignorant fuck, but what strain is that?

It looks damn nice.
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>>603575328
Dude it is, you just dont think it is. Take enough caffeine caps and you will have a nice up buzz. No euphoria but yes a good feel
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>>603575733
Neuroscientist, friend. Going into neurotechnology too soon.
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>>603573200
I've been dabbing a gram a day for 3 years and I still cough. Quit trying to sound tough
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>>603575760
>ignorant
Its funny because you truly are ignorant. Its very difficult to tell strain from phenotype alone
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So is vaping really worth it?

I bought a magic flight box, and sometimes I just feel more buzzed than anything. But smoking blunts around my house is getting more difficult
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>>603575874
Interesting man. I'm from South Africa and we have close relations with a few labs in London. Great to meet a fellow learned man. Still studying?
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>>603567480
Outside Chattanooga in the Cleveland area

>>603565278
Dehumanizing but the southern states are stupid, anyway
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Toledo Windowbox
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>>603575986
I think so
it gives a much more "clean" feeling high IMO
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>>603575874
dude thats like exactly what i want to do when im older. can i ask exactly what kind of research youre doing?
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>>603575981
Well, that one is particularly distinct. There can't be more than a few strains with such an intense combination of colour and gloss.
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>>603575956
a gram a day is a waste..
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>>603576361
I enjoy a good cough
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>>603573200
Probably doesn't even smoke trough his lungs
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I'm a transfag and I both love and hate weed because when I'm high my dysphoria doesn't bother me.

>I just fag it up without shame.
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>>603576468
You would be surprised /b/ro. If you know what you are doing its not all that difficult. Very pretty plant non the less
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>>603576700
Fuck off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pG_LtrffAs

let's all take a hit

together

like we used to

like a family
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>>603576237
nice, I have family in Cape Town. I'm in between studying at the minute. Doing some more research before I apply for my PhD. I can't be arsed to pay for a Masters.

>>603576366
at the moment I'm working on a project revolving around pain perception and finding new ways to target chronic pain, but if I get my way I'll soon be working in bionic medicine and more specifically Brain-Machine Interfaces. I've already been lucky enough to have worked in the Miller and Kuiken labs in Chicago where they're doing some insanely cool research into neuroprosthetics
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>>603576787
No. Because I wish I was high.
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muh lil honeycomb recycler
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>>603576945
I live in chicago and plan on doing great things. its really nice to hear from a neuroscientist
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>>603576945
Nice bro, Have you ever been to Cape Town? I feel the same man. I was luck enough to get a bursary for my Masters. Hoping to be upgraded to PhD. I'm busy writing up my thesis at the moment which means I spend way too much time lurking this shithole.
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>>603575986
Also have the flight box. I have to say that i love it, but sometimes i still smoke and ol school joint in the sun
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i get the feeling there are some /sci/entists in here
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>>603576989
Go praise the marijuancock elsewhere faggot
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>>603577571
Nah. I like it here. Plus, do you really expect me to get off the couch?
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>>603577228
Nice piece bro
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>>603577749
Would you if one was to dangle a 12" chubby just out of reaching distance from you?
>Capcha: wreckde
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>>603577434
I fucking love chitown. I lived right in the Loop when I worked there, was expensive as fuck but now I know to go live up in wriggleyville or lakeside when I go back (I plan to).

Such interesting research there too, if you're the same guy who was interested in neuroscience, I'd totally recommend NU because of their relationship with the Rehabilitation Institute. That's where Todd Kuiken's bionics department is. Plus the director of research, Zev, is fucking absolute Sir.

>>603577448
Nope, it's on my long list of places I want to go to though. Wish I had the money to. Yeah the UK are starting to fund Masters in 2016, so I'm like 2 years too soon for the system -_-'

>tfw
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>>603578035
Well yeah, but that's analogous to munchies, yo.

>And not neccessarily, disembodied penis doesn't sound sexy.
>>
Morning fellow stoners. what's everyone listening to? I'm giving Gorillaz Plastic Beach a spin on vinyl.
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>>603578082
Unlucky bro. The government doesnt do shit all here except suck their own cocks like this >>603576700 faggot
Everything is privately funded. As a white male here you have to work your ass off to get anywhere
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>>603578351
>vinyl
Mah niggah.

At the moment, This Will Destroy You, because post-rock seems to be my soulmusic.
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>>603578351
Pink Floyd's Animals
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>>603578648
>post-rock
so like GY!BE orrrrr....?
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>>603578351
my nigga
>Alan Parson Project on vinyl
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>>603578944
Aye.
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>>603578818
That's a great one. My grandpa used to have a copy of it but it's completely unplayable from putting a quarter on their player's needle.
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>>603575956
maybe you're just a pussy too? learn how to take it like a man.
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New recycler
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>>603579174
Ah cool. I was tempted to buy LYSFLATH the other day, but ended up getting Sleep's Dopesmoker.
I need to give some more godspeed a listen. haven't listened to much other post rock besides a silver mt zion
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anyone in 253 want some rX Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies?
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>>603579368
nice
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>>603568670
I light it on fire and then I inhale on the side with the filter
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>>603561114
spliffs for the win!!1 i use the same papes too
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>>603573200
your a faggot
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>>603579207
your a faggot
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Just turned 16:14 here in Edinburgh so obviously I'm waiting 6 min before getting it in

Gotta honour tradition bros
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>>603576475
Not if you like to get really high.
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>>603580144
haha you can't read the backbone of my copy of that book I've read it so much. Good taste
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>>603580038
>>603580087
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>>603580300
>>603580144
checking both of us
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>>603580196
i guess but really i dont even smoke everyday. not because i cant afford it or anything i just dont like being high all the time. but i usaually take like 2 or 3 globs and im good for a while. i only smoke shatter
also im this guy: >>603577228
like my rig?
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Where are all the blunts at?
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>>603578351
>vinyl
I've got one or two. If this thread is around long enough I'll drag out my trunk that's full. Been collecting for 40+ years.
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>>603580534
In my lungs.
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>>603562753
i also use 2 pennies to hold my wraps open.
Good Look m8
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>>603579368
very nice. Titanium nail? how much did it run ya?
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>>603560354
you are the scum of the earth, bong tokers are lazy and cancerous, quit nugget snorting and get a job you fucking hippies
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The bongski
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>>603560354
I actually found my old dealer through these threads but now i moved 8 hours away. so no dealer. anybody know anyone with A's or some wax in the lakeland/ orlando fl area? willing to pay for some good shit.
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>>603580481
I just like being high all the time, I get some people don't. Personal preference is personal preference. I like your rig, simplistic but looks fantastic. I've been looking for something like that to run with my vape. Using it for a few hours and I can feel it in my chest.
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>>603560354
I'm two days sober and withdrawals are killin me so nauseous I havent been eating and have went from 165lbs to 145lbs in a matter of weeks
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>a few
christ dude.
Nice sized collection though! I just started a couple years ago. It's pretty hard to complete some of the discographies for my favorite bands which is what I'm trying to do.

>captcha: Palin
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spice or bad weed?

http://i.imgur.com/GKdFMO9.jpg
http://imgur.com/VePdchIb
http://imgur.com/bXgpmz9
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>>603581190
I literally never experience withdrawal when I go cold turkey for weeks and months sometimes after smoking every day. I wonder why some people do and some people don't.
>>
Hashcookies recipe:

-250g butter
-5g weed
-400g flour
-3tbsp saleratus
-60g sugar
-3tbsp cocoa powder
-60g cornflour
-3 eggs

1. Fill a pot with water and let it boil
2. Put a smaller pot in the boiling water and out the butter in it
3. When the butter is molten, add the weed
4. Let the water boild for 1-2 hours, stir the weedbutter now and then
5. Put the flour, the cornflour, the sugar, the cocoa powder and the eggs in a bowl and stir it
6. put the prepared weedbutter in the bowl and stir again
7. form the dogh
8. but the cookies in the oven (9-13min, 180-200°C?
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>>603581190
sounds like you may just be dehydrated and have low blood sugar

there's no such thing as withdrawal symptoms from smoking weed
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>>603581190
Had to force feed myself yesterday since I didn't smoke, threw it all up and felt horrible. Gf packed me a bowl and I swear I felt better in 20-30 minutes. She told me to not go on a tolerance break ever haha. Hope you get some tree soon /b/ro
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>>603574312
I like it!
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>>603581190
that dont sound gud, thats a lot of weight for just weeks. plenty of people use weed to keep their appetite and weight up because of some kind of stomach problem. you ever notice any eating prblems before you started smoking?
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Hey guise, check out my sweet cock
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ITT - People okay with being burnt fucking retards the rest of their lives.
Enjoy your undeveloped brains you faggots
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PLS NOTICE ME STONERU SENPAI
>i want to get a magic flight launch box real bad
>I don't know where to order it from though
is puffitup.cum a good place or nah?
I know there's like a big reddit mflb community, but reddit scares me because it's different so advise me please
>pic related, puffitup offers all that shit for $119
>seems too good to be true
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>>603581855
thats what coffee is for you faget
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>>603560354
Planning to smoke an entire ounce in one sitting with 5 or 6 friends on 4/20, any stonerfag tips or experiences??
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>>603581855
Have fun being a productive member of society... oh, wait, you're on 5chin

nevermind then
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>>603581914
i used millennium smoke shop

and ebay for the orbiter and power cord.
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>>603582113
If you do that then you have to smoke 420 ounces on 20/4/2020

it's science
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>>603581914
I hear mixed reviews on it. My personal experience with the mflb was shitty. Now we use it as a bowl with a lighter out of spite.
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>>603582113
kill yourself
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>>603560854
Wehhhhhhhhhhh
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>>603582252
I like you
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>>603581257
Are you replying to >>603580584?

A lot of my stuff stuff is old. I started ordering out of a catalogue in the mid 70's. I've always lived on a small town, so it was hard to find shit I liked here. There's a record/head shop run by a couple hippies in a city I frequent. I've found a few newer gems there.
>>
>>603582297
one of us will probably die in that one sitting
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>>603582238
was planning to anyway haha
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>>603562843
Right. Inhaling smoke is good for your lungs guise. Michael Phelps does it, so it has to be troomoo
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>>603582238
420 Oz * $500/oz = 210,000
Can't afford it :'( :'( :'(
>>
>>603577228
>not a recycler
>>
>>603582604
i pay $80 an oz in n. cali
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>>603562846
lolno. no level of marijuana high = psychadelic high
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>>603582604
>paying more than $15/g
that's shit
now I feel bad ;_;
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>>603582604
that's why we're saving anon for that glorious event
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>>603581274
No sign of buds or trichomes. It could be really bad cannabis leaf and stem but it looks like some random shit off the ground or maybe a herb. If it smells like weed it's probably offcuts, if not it's basil.
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>>603582604
nice b8
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>>603582604
>$500 an oz
quit smoking dude. That's entirely too much money to spend on weed
>>
>>603562514
I'm in Colorado/Washington/Alaska/DC motherfucker!!!!!!1111

Go Suck a big one
>>
>>603582719
Well I pay 20/g for the best shit in Texas. One hit stoned.
Don't know get this guy is paying 500 / oz tho..
>>
>get tax return
>spend $3500 on weed, edibles, shatter ,pieces etc
its been a week i think,
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>>603582252
I was reading mixed reviews too, my friend's smoke one and he said it was pretty rad, plus the whole re-smoking(?) AVB thing seems cool.
>>603582237
Can I smoke that shit in a dorm room without my obese RA catching on? also can you throw tips and shit my way
>buying it for myself as a 20th birthday gift ya feel
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>>603582980
i know a guy three hours from hear that'll go 375/oz if I drive to meet him

best black market shit I've been able to find so far
can't wait to move somewhere legal
those Bible Belt prices are a bitch
>>
>>603581395
>5 grams
Are you eating all the cookies yourself, or just don't have much of a tolerance?
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>>603569230
Culture, back in the day the main thing in europe was hash. The only way to smoke hash in a joint is with tobacco. When weed flooded europe, the tobacco habit stuck around.

In the states they had brick weed and other not so potent material. You pretty much had to smoke pure to get high. When good weed flooded the place, the smoking pure habit stuck around.

I know there has always been good smoke around, but back then the vast majority was absolute shit compared to todays.
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>>603581274
looks like vaped weed
if it reeks then its probably that.
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>>603568670
i agree with this

I'm from the UK and i see these videos of people taking 1 gram bong hits in the US. Seriously your weed has to be fucking weak as shit because I just weighed out 1 gram of haze into a superking last night, shared between 3 frequent smokers, and we all got blazed to everloving shit.

Must be pushing upwards of 15% THC, but like less than 5% for most strains in the US or something, at least that's how it appears.

Also you do realise that pure weed spliff pictured above can't possibly be smoked by one person - horrible waste.
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what are the going rates for shatter and other such extracts

per gram
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>>603563131
>vaporized plant material is smoke
combusted weed makes smoke, not vaporized
>ash is residual material present
that's called resin for a reason
>All the plant material that isn't vaporized, is ash
lolno. ash is what's left after the combustion reaction
I think you need to read a book, anon
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>>603579818
delicious

can i ask you or anyone who can produce a spliff like this a question - how do you keep the roach so clean? when I roll it inevitably slips out a bit, then i push it back in and some weed grains fall inbetween the roach and the rolling paper - just looks messy. Any tips?
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>>603562409
you are the cancer
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>>603583386
crazy prices in NY, between $40-100 a gram
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>>603564815
>sushi
>fills you up
nope
>>
>>603583324
Have you seen videos of Wiz khalifa smoking?

You'd be surprised, getting high as fuck all day every day for years definitely raises tolerance.
>>
I just felt the IQ in this thread fall right through the floor
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>>603560673
Marcelo?
>>
>>603583195
Don't smoke or vape ABV. Save up a few grams, then wash and eat it. I make a milkshake, easiest to get down. Your little bit of ABV can keep you high for hours.
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>>603583324
Tolerance amigo, once you start smoking heavy .6-1g hits are standard .
>>
>>603582696
I've had psychadelics on a sativa. I had some kind of synesthesia that caused me to see shapes everywhere
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>>603583609
This. No matter how good your weed is. Tolerance can be a bitch when you smoke all day, everyday for a decade plus.
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>>603583671
can you detail your milkshake process pls
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>>603563916
>rickroller
10/10
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>>603563916
ice cream
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