How do I get stalin's hair without showing my hairdresser

>>602839956
You're certain your hairdresser would recognize a young, dashing Stalin?

What are the odds your hairdresser recognizes Stalin?

>>602840153
the first I've thought too.

This a pasta now?

>>602840153
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>>602840410
What if OP is a commie?

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Wow, that was fucking hard.

>>602840778
You're not wrong

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1. He probably doesnt recognize anyway
2. who cares?
3. if he recognizes him just make a joke of it and play it cool

>>602840504
>This a pasta now?
Yeah, Reddit>4chan>Top>All Time. First page. Not even trying...

I would be proud to show a picture of our Suprem Leader Stalin.
Fucking fag

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You're welcome

>>602841729
I think we have a winner here, OP

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yw

>>602839956
I always wonder how such a likable guy could turn into the worst kind of dictator one could imagine.

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That should do it.

>>602842325
"This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity." - Stalin on his wife's death

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>>602842325
prolly (in your case prole-ly) because political persuasion and personality are completely separate

>>602842783
>Stalin has classic super villain background
>Is basically Mr Freeze

>>602842783
That's...actually really depressing.

Why am I feeling sentiment for a dictator?

>>602841729
beat me to it

>>602843283
Because nationalistic propaganda makes everything seem black and white

>>602841729
my sides

>>602839956
Wow I didn't know stalin was such a handsome mofo.

>>602841729
..god damn, Adolf!

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>>602843099
One arm drummer haha

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>>602839956

>>602842783
Yeah, I know about Stalins life. In fact I liked him really much when I was a lot younger and a lot more stupid.

But still, I always wonder why he depended so much on his wife, and why his grief made him the monstrosity he was. It's really a interesting thing.

>>602839956

stalin have been schitzo

Don't be a faggot and get a mans haircut

>>602845780
>One arm drummer
ohoho!!!! wrong band, but obv you could see the filename, so maybe you've realised that the harshness of a personality and their ideology are two separate entities...

>>602842783
fuck thats sad

Stalin was a monster but I'm not ashamed to admit he was a good looking bastard when he was younger

>>602846988
One armed poster haha

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>>602839956
Show her this pic and say: A little more like the young Stalin please.

>>602847511
>che guevara
your fascination with stalin goes no further than Che Guevara in the infamous t-shirt

don't worry, it doesn't get any easier when you finish middleschool

>>602841729
Kek.

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>>602848650
Nigger what are you talking about? I was just being a dumbass. What the fuck does a Che Guevara T-shirt have to do with anything?

>>step 1: suck a dick
>>step 2: become a faggot
>>step 3: learn gay words for hair styles
>>step 4: ???
>>step 5: Profit

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Tell her you want a Halop. She'll know what to do

>>602849305
that the character you worship is as much a product that you've bought into as they are a valid contributor to the train of thought you pretend to ascribe to whilst hiding behind your crazy comfy first world ease

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>>602840871
hahahaha, exactly the same thing i was gonna do

>implaying a hairdresser knows that this is staling

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>>602839956

>>602850343
M8 I've no clue what you are talking about. I've got no opinion on any of this I just made a shitty joke about 80's bands.

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>>602850712
>hairdressers
>communism
>>>implying one doesn't reinforce the other