Rape her up the ass and twist her arm until it breakes..
Fuck her face then asshole, whilst wearing the flag in your back, when she wakes up, bust a nut in her eyes then yell "IT'S IN MY FUCKING CANADIAN BLOOD AMERICAN BITCH" and then proceed by shapping her cumshot-eyed face with your penis, and running out of the room.
Slip gently your finger inside of one of her nostrils and start going back and forth while having your pants unzippen and cock out.
When she will open her eyes, take your finger off and protect your dick so she will think you were raping her nose
I love the way the girl just keeps sleeping