i use expensive goat soap for hair and body.
This one always gets me. I always get hard and click all the videos that seem hot, just to blow my load 15 minutes into the first vid and close all the rest when i instantly get disgusted by porn after blowing the load
Jesus, i had no idea the internet understood me this well. Long live the foul bachelor frog!
there are so good, sad and true for us all.
Guys, I strongly advice you to read psychology self help books and or join a non-profit organization or sorority to improve your life. Tomorrow we start the semester here and I can assure you my life just got better and better since I've done the things stated above.
2010 was my FBF year and I got up, 99% lelelel.
What the fuck is this anon?
Nah. You just need perspective.
Get a job driving a truck, it's piss easy, make shit tons of money, plenty of time to fap, play vidya or watch tv, get to see just how big the world is and how not trapped you really are.
Just a warning though, if you go the free training route your first year will really suck.
I'm not hopeless but everything is fucking hard with depression and anxiety
The only thing that bring me the slightest enjoyment is lifting but not much.
All I really wanna do is kill myself but I couldn't do it to my family.
Dawg, I had a nervous breakdown from stressful low wage soulgrind job, and had severe depression for years. As long as you can keep a handle on your road rage, truck driving is fucking heaven.
While we are on lonely internet lives, I am looking for a pic where it talks about how everyone on your social media is getting married and successful and happy while it asks what you have been up to in that time.
once stole a bag of quarters from my mom in grade school for a book fair. never had time to go and at the end of the day i threw the bag out the bus window and cracked the shit out of some dudes windshield. kids on the bus saved my ass saying they didn't know who did it.
>urge to play sims
>download it and fucking expansions and keygen and install them all fucking damn
>spend half an hour making a cutie girl
>make her wear skimpy shit
>fap to her
>uninstall a month later for more room
I think the general idea of the meme is something that every guy does but with the criteria that it's done alone...the general idea of foul things that a bachelor, whether long term of temporary, so to speak, would do.
4chan is way better. Reddit appeals to the lowest common denominator. If what you say is even slightly unpopular it will never be seen by more that 4 or 5 people. On 4chan I can tell you that you are a faggot nigger for even peripherally suggesting that reddit is better and, while I may not hear it, I know that everyone is bowing their head in respect for calling out a pleb.
Don't get me wrong, I like reddit when I just want to look at kittens without having to worry about stepping on one of the mines that is a mutilated or incinerated cat. Other aspects of it are good but if you are looking for actual opinions and thoughts /b/ is always going to be the place to go. Reddit is just too bogged down with the desire to acquire karma.
Protip: If you want link karma go to one of the silly reddits like /r/treessuckingatthings or /r/thingsforants and post something from a google search. Not difficult to find strange trees or pictures of tiny objects.
Hard to say. Imo all of reddit and the people who use it seems like faggots. There are some good tumblrs, porn and shit. So I'd say reddit is worse, from what I've seen. Fuck I don't know, tumblr is where a lot of modern feminist whores and other scum hang out though. I hate people.
Tumblr is where all the special little snowflakes go to circlejerk each other about what furry suit they want to stuff their rolls into before some sweaty, nylon fur clinging to their sticky bodies, odorous orgy that their poor egos need.
It would be a cancer if people started believing that they were 90% dragon 10% planet in large numbers.
^If anyone has the link to that greentext I will award topkek
I only go on reddit for information on shit because they have a subreddit for literally everything.
For a little while I lurked the Isaac subreddit before Rebirth came out and I lurked the Five Nights one before FNAF 3 came out.
The community is the reason why it's so hated.
Autistic sperglord faggots by the thousands and having a subreddit for literally everything is both a blessing and a curse.