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FOUL BACHELOR FROG THREAD

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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FOUL BACHELOR FROG THREAD
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>>602699323
bad for your hair
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>>602699323
I don't wash my hair
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>>602700069
i mean, you'd think this one would end it all this time.
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bamp
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Le epin frog maymays xD
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>>602700461
> Le
> epin
> maymays
> xD
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>>602699323
i use expensive goat soap for hair and body.
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>>602699323
Back to memebase faggot
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>>602700607
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My favorite meme is rude single toad
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Tony curtis is my favorite actress
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>>602701688
so much this
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>>602699323
that is not the name of the meme back to leddit cancer
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>>602702356
lol wtf
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fer sher
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>>602702356

Lol
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This one always gets me. I always get hard and click all the videos that seem hot, just to blow my load 15 minutes into the first vid and close all the rest when i instantly get disgusted by porn after blowing the load
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>anus itches
>clench a fart to scratch it.
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>>602703017
Actually this perfectly okay with jeans, as long as they aren't like actually filthy.
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>>602703076

lolz
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>>602699323

want to make a foul bachelor meme
to fucking lazy and depressed so just write it in red text
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>>602702892
so i don't hear the loud ass beeping? yes i do.
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The mass quantities
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>>602703023
Horniness supresses disgust. Scientifically tested.
The studies that determined this were...interesting.
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>>602703288

I didn't know that.
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>>602703076
you... you know me...
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>>602703402
sauceaucuaesucauecuasucasuecausecuaueuauueceeeeeeEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jesus, i had no idea the internet understood me this well. Long live the foul bachelor frog!
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>>602703017
this one speaks to me
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>>602704322
Moar paranoid parrot
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>>602703190
Doing this one now.
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>>602703022
Did it with lab reports
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>>602704780


duuud
there are so good, sad and true for us all.
Guys, I strongly advice you to read psychology self help books and or join a non-profit organization or sorority to improve your life. Tomorrow we start the semester here and I can assure you my life just got better and better since I've done the things stated above.

2010 was my FBF year and I got up, 99% lelelel.
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>>602699963
Hence why it's called FOUL Bachelor Frog.
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>>602703076
You know me so well
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>>602703690
Do you even google, you worthless pile if niggers?
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6761320
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>>602704904

Well, 3 days out of the week my job gives me access to a gym, small library, and wifi that I can use while I am working, that count?
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>>602704904
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>>602705014
This speaks to my soul (metaphorically of course since souls don't actually exist)
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>>602704904
I've been NEET for 3 years
I'm beyond help
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>>602705367
ninja
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>>602704780

This is it
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>>602705070
What the fuck is this anon?
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>>602705367
Shit. And this whole time I thought that was smooth as fuck. lol
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>>602699963
Never had any big issue. I shampoo twice a week.
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>>602699534
i do this alot
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>>602705518
You are not hopeless. You have hope.
Tell us your area of living and we'll find you something to do.
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>>602705033

Lolz

also, checked
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>>602705912
Kill yourself
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>>602703288
I love you.
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>>602706024
already tried, i'm invincibe
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>>602705518
Nah. You just need perspective.
Get a job driving a truck, it's piss easy, make shit tons of money, plenty of time to fap, play vidya or watch tv, get to see just how big the world is and how not trapped you really are.
Just a warning though, if you go the free training route your first year will really suck.
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>>602705367

haha
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>>602705471

lel
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>>602705070
Sorry, was fapping to that shit.

http://healthland.time.com/2012/09/14/why-sex-doesnt-gross-you-out-when-youre-aroused/
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>>602705422
If that makes you happy..
I was saying that because helping the community gives you something to live for in case you have nothing, and also makes the world a better place.
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>>602705912
I'm not hopeless but everything is fucking hard with depression and anxiety
The only thing that bring me the slightest enjoyment is lifting but not much.
All I really wanna do is kill myself but I couldn't do it to my family.
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>>602706765
Dawg, I had a nervous breakdown from stressful low wage soulgrind job, and had severe depression for years. As long as you can keep a handle on your road rage, truck driving is fucking heaven.
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>>602704241
This is me
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>>602703022
more of a lazy college senior post
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>fap
>crust on your jizzrag scraping your dick ruins the orgasm.
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True story.
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>>602706704

Well improving yourself starts the road to helping others and vice versa, you know?
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>>602702829
i fucking love u
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Realize blinds are open

Keep fapping
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>>602708600
pleb
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>>602700461
This is the only real meme I've seen on /b/ in months.
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>>602707525
this shit fucks with me for some reason. paranoid religion bullshit i guess.
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>>602708985
oh. shit.
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>>602709302
Holy shit this is close for me...
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>>602705253
Fucking me so i don't hear my mother screaming when she is here.
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>>602700461
FBF is relateable to us manchildren neet-cave dwelling faggots.
Just like those shitty comics relate to 12 year olds.
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While we are on lonely internet lives, I am looking for a pic where it talks about how everyone on your social media is getting married and successful and happy while it asks what you have been up to in that time.
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>>602708416
once stole a bag of quarters from my mom in grade school for a book fair. never had time to go and at the end of the day i threw the bag out the bus window and cracked the shit out of some dudes windshield. kids on the bus saved my ass saying they didn't know who did it.
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>>602702959
I love coming across one of the oldies I'd get from Kazaa.
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>>602711011
:^)
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>>602705469
Story of my fucking life right there.
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>>602705071
>urge to play sims
>download it and fucking expansions and keygen and install them all fucking damn
>finally playing
>spend half an hour making a cutie girl
>make her wear skimpy shit
>fap to her
>close game
>uninstall a month later for more room
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>>602711787
what? pffft
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was this the prototype to all the memes we see today?
every image out there on the internet is now white font impact with black border on the tops and bottoms of the picture.
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>>602714004

Or turning off a light when you're about to go to sleep
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>>602715158

Lol, I know that feel
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>>602700894
do you guys think there is one man on this earth who does not do this?
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>>602715981

Indeed.
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>>602716188
I do it with my ass.
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>>602702641
oh shit nigga
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>>602703146
Yep. This. If I get a phone call when im jerkin it too ill just keep masturbating while on the phone
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>>602708600
pleb
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>>602708985
crying :(
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>>602716188

I think the general idea of the meme is something that every guy does but with the criteria that it's done alone...the general idea of foul things that a bachelor, whether long term of temporary, so to speak, would do.
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Banana over frog
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>>602705471
That is literally what I say when the phone rings.
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>>602717080
Banana is more relatable
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>>602717414

HA
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>>602717414
>>602717504
I dont get it
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>>602710780
I think you meant to say imagine
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>>602703146
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>602717662

Birds outside become much louder and annoying when your mind starts to rest in bed, or when you wake up in the morning, which is infinitely worse, lol.
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>>602712411
Lurk moar.
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>>602717846
>Memegenerator
Inthetrashitgoes.jpg
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>>602717662

Going to bed at 5AM. Birds won't shut the fuck up.
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>>602707525
all the fucking time
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>>602699918
This so much
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>>602717932
Whats rest?
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>>602717662
In mexico there is always a fucking rooster at 4~6 AM that don't lets you go to sleep.
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>>602718169
Its because you oppress them
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>>602700461
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>>602716571
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>>602700461
Why does everyone on here hate reddit? Generally curious
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>>602699323
fucking thumbnail
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>>602718950
>le upboat xD
>tips fedora
>Oh mah gawd u guiz MLP is so awesome and random
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>>602700461
that's why /b/ is property of [s4s]
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>>602719205
Pretty accurate
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>>602718510
apex kek achieved
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>>602704893
it all makes sense now...
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>>602718950
do you need everything to be greentexted for you like dumb sheep?
look at their activity over the years and there you got your fucking answer
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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz should be a meme
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>>602719403
Kek
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>>602718950
Reddit is just a wanna be 4chan
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>>602718950
4chan is way better. Reddit appeals to the lowest common denominator. If what you say is even slightly unpopular it will never be seen by more that 4 or 5 people. On 4chan I can tell you that you are a faggot nigger for even peripherally suggesting that reddit is better and, while I may not hear it, I know that everyone is bowing their head in respect for calling out a pleb.
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>>602719624
Give the newfag some slack sperglord
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>>602719975
This.
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>>602706851
hahahaha
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>>602719975
Never said i liked reddit more, i havent been on 4chan for a while and when i got back into it i noticed that everyone was ragging on reddit
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>>602719946
Indeed
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>>602720575
It's because reddit is fucking cancer.
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>>602720814
But would you say that tumblr is more cancerous?
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>>602720575
Don't get me wrong, I like reddit when I just want to look at kittens without having to worry about stepping on one of the mines that is a mutilated or incinerated cat. Other aspects of it are good but if you are looking for actual opinions and thoughts /b/ is always going to be the place to go. Reddit is just too bogged down with the desire to acquire karma.

Protip: If you want link karma go to one of the silly reddits like /r/treessuckingatthings or /r/thingsforants and post something from a google search. Not difficult to find strange trees or pictures of tiny objects.
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Big fat nigger cock
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>>602704322
so much relate. i didnt know there was people like me out there
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>>602721170
/b/ has much better opinions than reddit. Reddit loves diversity and jews while 4chan will give you the truth on them
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>>602719403
I flush the public bathrooms with my shoe.
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>>602705367
hahaha dat shit was like built in to me when i lived with my parents
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>>602720965
Hard to say. Imo all of reddit and the people who use it seems like faggots. There are some good tumblrs, porn and shit. So I'd say reddit is worse, from what I've seen. Fuck I don't know, tumblr is where a lot of modern feminist whores and other scum hang out though. I hate people.
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>>602720965
Tumblr is where all the special little snowflakes go to circlejerk each other about what furry suit they want to stuff their rolls into before some sweaty, nylon fur clinging to their sticky bodies, odorous orgy that their poor egos need.

It would be a cancer if people started believing that they were 90% dragon 10% planet in large numbers.
^If anyone has the link to that greentext I will award topkek
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>>602718950
I only go on reddit for information on shit because they have a subreddit for literally everything.
For a little while I lurked the Isaac subreddit before Rebirth came out and I lurked the Five Nights one before FNAF 3 came out.

The community is the reason why it's so hated.
Autistic sperglord faggots by the thousands and having a subreddit for literally everything is both a blessing and a curse.
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>>602721604
>better opinions
>opinions
>top kek
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>>602707525
yeah that one haunts me aswell in rare occations
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>February 29th
>Laundry day
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>>602722568

>75 T shirts
>1 pair of jeans
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>>602702356
/sides
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>>602704651
This
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>>602709302
hahaha when i was younger this applied. its like you shouldnt go to a shop when youre hungry because u buy more than you need
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>>602711011
this shit makes me feel retarded when I catch myself

especially if the speakers are still plugged in and the headphones aren't
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Requesting banana
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>>602721587
yup
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>>602717520
reminds me of my onion that started to grow on top of my fridge ha
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>>602723752
Life is a wondrous mystery.
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>>602723752
that can happen pretty quickly
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>>602723578
WTF, that is not the picture with that file name.
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>>602717520
I once had a bread that started to grow blue/gray hair.

Later i found out it was a mushroom.
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>>602708985
sheeet...
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>>602724128
yeah it was like under a week. i was wondering if my apartment really was that shitty that it had some growth boosting microbes or some shit
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>>602709849
>File DKSALJHGFKDSAHDSAKHFISA already exists
>save as DKSALJHGFKDSAHDSAKHFISA2 instead
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>>602710780
you've posted the wrong picture
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>>602707085
my life exactly
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>>602717414
YES. Literally my least favorite part of spring.
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>>602721170
honestly reddit is only good for porn
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