Hey guys, I told this girl that I was in the army could you guys

Please guys I need this

>>602634962
That was a dumb thing to do ngl.

>>602635753
I know, but it's too late now and I really need this.

>>602635985
It's too difficult to do it. It'll look too fake man sorry. One of the more experienced Photoshop users may be able to do it though.

why would you do that

>>602636522
Just tryfor me please

Despite you being a lying peice of shit I feel compelled to help you go on eBay and buy a uni niggq

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>>602634962

>>602637049
over 1000 hours in mspaint

>>602637049
10/10

Send it OP

>>602637049
i rate that

>>602635985
Say, if we were able to do it, then what's next? She'll think you're in the army and then when she finds out that you're not she'll be so pissed and not want to talk to you anymore.
Tell her the truth man

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>>602634962
You look like Chris O'Dowd

>>602637049

trips & dubs don't lie, send it OP:
>>602637111
>>602637377

>>602637388
It's too late to go back now. It's an online thing.

>>602637049
why am i laughing this much

>>602637835
exactly what have you told her man?

>>602637049
Come on man, I need something better than that

Show us a pic of her OP

>>602638016
ok let me whip something else up

>>602638128
Im gonna die man please keep going

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>>602638128

>>602638128
You could've done it correctly by now.

>>602638128
can't breathe loool that's too good hahahaha

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best I could do on such short notice.

>>602637049
11/10 send it OP

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correct helmet?

Come on guys either do it or don't I really need this.

>>602638786
tell her you're a space shifter op

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Poorly made but it was the best I could do in a few minutes

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1/?

>>602639284
10/9
kek'd

>>602639488
checkd
>>602639501
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

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Can't see the haters

>>602639677
send it 9/11

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Allahu Akbar

>>602640040 i'm crying hahahahahahaaha

Could you guys please stop fucking around

>>602639924
That's a Sikh turban you dumbfuck! Not a Haji sand nigger shit.

>>602640331
where do you think you are?

>>602640448
Kek

>>602634962

Stolen Valor nigger, learn it.

>>602640756
I've seen this work out well before hand I just need someone to do me a solid

>>602640331
someone should beat the shit out of you for pretending to be in the military

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People will mark the day OP because a professional TF2 player

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The best I could do

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Skyrim belongs to the anons

>>602641450
faggot/10

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Now you have an illuminati headgear
r8

>>602640448
kekity

>>602641450
This is good but it still looks pretty fake

>>602641450
you forgot the cumstains around his mouth

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swaggity swoony

>>602641479
>>602641497
they seem legit enough

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Tell her that you're in the army against the patriarchy and female oppression. :^)

>>602641752
Today is a good day

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>>602634962

Fuck this thread how do I take this shit off

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M'lady

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>>602642558
done bro

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I really wanna see if this grill is gullible enough to take this one

>>602642558
I'm afraid it's far too late for that now. Although all you have to do is click the tick box next to your original post and then hit the 'delete' button in the bottom right.

>>602642843
>>602642860
my sides

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fucking realistic

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Here 'ya go, buddy!

>>602642260
ahaha

>>602642260
My sides

>>602642558
delete system 32

You guys are fucking useless. Good to see I can't count on you pieces of shit for anything.

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tell her you was in star wars

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a big hairy pink helmet for ya

>>602643490
always happy to help g

>>602643490
Why would we help such a desperate little liar like you? Are we the welfare?

>>602643490
You should have tried your luck in one of the fake make threads. If they can put bitches faces on porn they can probably put yours on a pic of a soldier.

My god! I am fuckiung crying!

>>602642843
Fucking faggot go back where u r from delivar in ur other threads first before photoshopping ppls pics ireallyliketraps and im still waiting

>>602643879
Fuck.......

>>602642996
Send this, I can't even tell the different between the 2 pictures

>>602641789
lost so bad

>>602640566
70P K3K M9

This has definitely been the best thread I've seen all day. Thanks for the great laughs /b/ros!

>>602634962
OP, you look like a faggot, there is no possible way to make you fit into a soldier.

>>602644340
Kek'd

>>602644340
source?

keep that threat goin'!

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>>602643490

10/10 thread

>>602640566
Top kek bravo

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>>602644563

You do know your fucking headset is not helping the case, right?

>>602644892
mastershoptopkek/10
Should have adjusted the contrast and color of the face a bit and it would have been 100% legit.

>>602639284
nice one

>>602644710
i remember that guy

>>602644185
I'm trying loool

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best i could do.

Waiting for shoe on head

>>602645179
It's all I could do on my phone m8

>>602645054
fuck no.. the previous one was better

we dont help JEW fagots

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send this and show us the conversation

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>>602645485
delivar

>>602645537
Top kek!

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>>602645761

I'm crying this is so funny

>>602645822
checked

>>602645999
checked

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>>602637572
Here's some more Chris

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50 shades of faggot?

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here

>>602645761
Kek, gotta have a shoe on the head.

>>602637572
Holy shit, I thought all this time that Gerard Butler was in Bridesmaids.

>>602646445
faggot

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THBBBHHHNTBNBBHT

>>602637049

Not the photoshop OP wants, but the one OP deserves

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Took me years, but it was worth it.

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greeooonk
greeeoooonnnk

>>602646719
Send her this, if she doesn't like that you're in the military, tell her you're the other guy

>>602645537

the army helmet is there so it still counts.

Send it OP, fakin delivarrrrrr!!!!

>>602644892
/thread

>>602647270

10/10

flawless logic, it's a win-win

Please dont let this thread die

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op is fag

>>602648052
Thread is kill

>>602648052
you forgot the third chin

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OP'S life after she finds out he's lying

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here you go

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>captcha : wario

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for the love of god someone save this fucking gold

>>602649577
i've archived this cunt
4archive.org b thread 602634962

crack some /'s in there

>>602644892
Burn your computers folks, we'll never see anything as perfect as this.

niceee

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Took me awhile but it's more believable than your faggot face

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It doesn't matter who we are.

What matters is our plan.

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>>602648978
i made a higher quality version

please dont let this thread die

>>602651678
This must be a new meme. We must make it happen! What should we call it?

>>602651880
faggotcuntanalbreacher

>>602651880
op needs some grafx?

>>602648052

This one actually looks decent.
Nice job.

>>602652109
if you dont mind the name tag...

>>602652036
op needs some grafx.

>>602652459
so it is decided

>>602652459
Then let it be known, /b/ros. Spread this new meme for all to enjoy.

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m'lady

Someone archive this thread

>>602653407
http://4archive org/b/thread/602634962
put dot

>>602653407
done bro check the link
>>602649736

>>602653258
Oh sweet Jesus, kek, god almighty kek.

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>>602634962

>>602653523
update fag!

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>>602641450
>filename

Wow you faggots are still posting this bullshit?

Your a fake punk ass bitch!! You deserve to become a wizard defending your couch not our country.

>>602655080
Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill.

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dedication to the meme
>>602652685

>>602655533
All three of mine are there.

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>>602655533
checkem also i feel so special i made the hijab one and i invented a new meme :D
also posting pic so others can use it

Let it be known thy we were T the cutting edge of the creation of this new meme. Be proud, be very proud.

>>602655533
chekd

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>>602656407
amen

>>602656233
>>602656233
chekced

>>602640249
fuck off you absolute kike

+100 up swags

>>602656677
dubs dubs = chekd

or you could just actually join the Army instead of creating this lie that will get bigger and bigger and ultimatly destroy you once someone who actually is in the army calls you out publicly humiliates you and disgraces your family. I'm not saying I'm just saying.

Don't commit stolen valor.

>>602656677
rub a dub dub two dubs in the tub

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>>602634962
Welp. I tried. Barely.

>>602656932
or you could carry on until an hero

>>602657047
added to dank meme folder

>>602657222
trips chekkd

>>602657128
>>602657047
>>602656550
>>602656087
>>602655533
>>602655393
>>602655055
>>602654504
All of you fuck off.

>>602657306
OP, you're a fucking meme now. That's way better than pretending to a soldier.

>>602645537
Sauce?

This ^
This is why I love 4chan

I forgive you for your faggotry

>>602658218
?

Thank you OP for this awesome thread!! Best one in ages i feel! Im laughing so hard about all the pictures b/ro's keep it up!

>>602658218
qué?

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>>602646722
OIOI

>>602658221
holy fuck, this ones hilarious

>>602658771
dank

>>602643490
no problem fam

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kek

>>602659466
Oh...oh god I...I need a moment...to recover from this

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>>602644892
Toppest of keks...Fuck you OP

update the fuckin archive!!!

bump thread cant die must reach image limit

>>602656233
I'm seriously hoping you're actually trying to be cancerous and that you're not actually this much of a faggot

>>602645758
not op, but actually well done

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bump

wtf thread died?

>>602634962
Fucking stolen valor

I can't believe this bullshit thread is still going. I fucking thought the shit posters would have left with moot.

>>602661296
you jelly
captcha: umods

This is now officially called the Military Guy meme.

>>602662827
Nope. It's called OP needs some grafx.

>>602662827
no its this --> >>602663292

>>602662418
Your post suggests that you've seen this thread at an earlier stage and didn't like it. So why the fuck did you come back? Are you retarded? If anyone needs a helmet. It would be you.

>>602663649
Bravo!

>>602640448

Send it

>>602659466
KEK

Mfw this was his plan all along.

dead?

>>602665509
This thread may be dead soon, but the new meme will live on.

>>602665669
amen brudda