No curves whatsoever, what's the big deal over her?
Because fuck you I'll like whoever the fuck I want
shes a /b/tard faggot and because fuck you
OP confirmed for pic related.
how does she find clothes that fit
Just stick to your traps, faggot
>Probably fucks like one
Hey bro, I'm a boy and actually pretty good at fucking if you ask my hand.
Everyone in this thread is an underage nigger arguing over something that doesn't matter. By the way your are all fat and your mother is a nigger too.
niggering niggers niggering their nigger selves over nigger nigger nigger porch monkey.
I would help her to be learn to be happy, and i would start at the dna level. Feed her amino acids like tyrosine and 5-htp. probably she needs like 1500mg tyrosine 2x a day. Then i would teach her to cum.
>itt people throwing memes at each other
this is now a big boss thread
she got objectively better, its not like she was devoid of talent, and she practices all the time so of course she'll get better, i guess the surprise was that she could overcome my prejudice and make me like her
Americans equate all kinds of shit with money.
Rich bitch = Isn't she great? Her singing is so good because she's so rich!
Rich bitch = Can we give this dumb cunt a TV show? Because even though she's a stupid degenerate no one would otherwise care about, she's rich, so, people will be fans.
Rich bitch = Which is your favorite rich bitch? American 7 year olds can name the top ten richest idiots in music, even if it's the only thing they know about music whatsoever.
American culture = all about hoarding money.
Every girl I know thinks she is unbearable but I always thought she looked good. If she actually browsed /b/, I don't think I would be surprised.
I'd be lying if I said I really all that into her music, not that I don't appreciate her talent. I like her because she seems like someone I can relate with. A real person and not some celebrity douche.
I just found out that it is a legit fetish,now, i am gonna masturbate and eat cheetos, god i love being an adult
Well i hunt and made squirrel stew tonight. I have a beard, play guitar, and dropped out of college after going for a bs in biology.
Im the only man who knows how to make taylor happy.
wat the fuck is happening on b sometimes
to think, she puts on that squeaky clean corporate routine, but then when no ones watching, she's on /b? She's got a mind full of rats eating brains and nazis and CP bestiality, just like everyone else here.
It warms the heart.
Bitch i am a more masculine and sexier version of zach galafianakis.
You cannot compete with my half-marathon time, nor with my squirrel kill count. I make a mean squirrel stew. I am what she need, maybe she wants that.
>>that means you are a faggot because you called me one
Why is this making me laugh so hard?
3/4 of your arguments are flawed. Now pipe down anon you're never going to date a famous singer, and even if you ever came close to having the smallest chance of dating this women you'll just end up losing all your friends and anyone close to you because you'll be so whipped
I am most attracted to her teeth, eyes and philtrum.
I am half-marathon guy.
Philtrum is my biggest turn on/turn off physically. A bad philtrum ruins attraction for me, and grants longevity to a relationship when a philtrum is nice.
Taylors philtrum is gorgeous,
Hey guys, we should totally all go out and buy Taylor's latest album!! She'll be all like 'woah why is there a spike in album sales?' and it'll be funny because she won't know what's causing it! It'd be fun just to do it as a goof! :-)
how about the righteous shit shes done for her fans? like delivering xmas presents to them- that was awesome.
inviting fans into her house? who does that?
she actually comments on peoples pictures on instagram
attended bridal showers, paid for dinner at chipotle and even crashed a starbucks and posed with pics with everyone there.
dude, shes just a kick ass girl. that happens to sing really well, and look good doing it. i honestly believe if she wasnt rich and famous shed still be humble and badass as fuck, probably working at starbucks, sneaking homeless people coffee
>halfmarathon guy here again
I just want to put it out there that i like absolutely need a back massage every night and expect this of a girlfriend.
Just letting you know this is a requirement for me.
Ok, thanks. Just keep that in mind for your consideration and what not.
>i like absolutely need a back massage every night and expect this of a girlfriend.
So you're saying theres a chance....
You don't have to ruin everyone else's dreams. Nigger..
>not knowing taylor was the highest grossing artist in the world last year
>thinking taylor needs a filthy rich man in her life
>thinking what taylor does is work
Get out of your mothers basement.
its because these anons are into incectoids this bitches music is annoying like a cricket in your wall and she looks like a god damn praying mantis human hybrid
No, i was perfectly clear in my initial response to you. Youre the one who is having trouble.
Why are you even here?
Was your question rhetorical? Or did you actually want a response? Because as far as i can tell you just want to make clear that you dont have a chance with taylor and want to make sure nobody else can have her since you cant.
How dear you? The original is much better
this thread makes me sad cuz clearly taytay needs my cock.
not just any cock, but mine. I think the stretching it would give her would do her soul good.
Taytay? are you listening?
come n get it bb.
shes not listening, she's actually a /b/tard that has ideals and actually follows through with them, she'd have to be of that personality type to be so successful and have the drive to get good at something, so she either left when /b/ went to shit, or she left with moot...
So because I don't think a girl with literally NO tits and NO ass with long awkward arms is attractive that means I like black women? Hahahaha you're a fucking ass clown. Btw sweet reply, faggot.
That's a terrible cap. You left out the other replies in the thread, the fact that she corroborated posting the new song in a tweet, and that some of those posts were soon deleted.