No curves whatsoever, what's the big deal over her?

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>>600988062

>>600988062
shes a /b/tard

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Bra, she be like, super hawt

>>600988062
Personally I like attractive goldstar lesbians. I have stolen used panties from four of them so far.

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>>600988680

>>600988680
No proof other than that shitty cap faggot, its like believing the goku get

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>>600988680

>>600988062
Faggot detected.

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>>600988062
Because fuck you I'll like whoever the fuck I want

I've been saying this for a while now. Bitch has no body. If she fills out though she'd be haf

>>600988677
Was she drunk

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>>600989140
Here's someone more your style.

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>>600988062
shes a /b/tard faggot and because fuck you

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>>600988062
>No curves
OP confirmed for pic related.

>>600988958
I get dem itches too.

She needs to eat the magic cheeseburger. You know the one chicks eat after high school and turn into thick bitches

>>600989292
>hurrdurr you don't like skeletal shapeless wimminz
>you must lake landwhalez!!
14 year old virgin detected

>>600989292
HURRRRRRRRR becuz there's only twig and pig right?

That shitty song about haters.

shes a qt3.14 though

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>>600988062
>2015
>not knowing shes the queen

>>600989276
Those heels, brah.

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>>600989292
how does she find clothes that fit

>>600989749
Queen of shit

>>600989766
Shelly never wears clothes.

>>600989766
seemingly she doesn't bother trying to find any clothes at all

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She makes good music that's why people like her

>>600988062
She's pretty.

If you think big ass and titties are the only thing men are attracted to you don't understand human sexuality.

>>600988062
Go to sleep, Taylor.

>>600989889
Thank. You.
Fuck Taylor Swift

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>>600988062
ikr

>>600989766
She takes the skin off of whales.

>>600989950
Son, this is bait.

>>600988062
Don't get it either. Shitty music and she looks like a boy. Probably fucks like one. Would not bang.

>>600989974
Why, what else is there?

Her pussy can't be that great.

>>600988062
TaylOr, i would leave my girlfriend of 7 years for

>>600988062
prolly cuz she sings catchy popular songs

>>600989484
That's called alcohol

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>>600989889
>>600989982
Just stick to your traps, faggot

the virgin is strong in this thread. her legs are about a mile long and the short hair thing fuckin does it for me

>>600990171
god what would you even talk to her about
she's a chronic pop star queen with no personality

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>>600990089
>Probably fucks like one

Hey bro, I'm a boy and actually pretty good at fucking if you ask my hand.

>>600990242
Even traps have bigger tits than this mr skeltal

>>600990242
Sorry don't like taylor

Everyone in this thread is an underage nigger arguing over something that doesn't matter. By the way your are all fat and your mother is a nigger too.

niggering niggers niggering their nigger selves over nigger nigger nigger porch monkey.

I would fuck Taylor Swift in a heartbeat, and give her all kind of material for her next album.

>>600988062

whatever, i know it'd break my nose but i'd let this bitch sit all over my face.

>>600990572
>100% edgy and pretentious

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>>600990572
Yeah?

Well, at least I'm not a nigger.

>>600990341
I would help her to be learn to be happy, and i would start at the dna level. Feed her amino acids like tyrosine and 5-htp. probably she needs like 1500mg tyrosine 2x a day. Then i would teach her to cum.

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>>600989414
>>600988944
>>600988860
>>600988680

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>itt people throwing memes at each other
this is now a big boss thread

>>600990806
Also would run half marathons together.

>>600991095
Because if you both do a half marathon it counts as a full one, right?

>>600990923
>being this retarded
post the goku, and other celebrity caps while youre at it

>dem legs
>dat voice
>dat ass
>dem lips

She looks like The Vulture from the Sinister 6

>>600991231
Also a full marathon is way too much, i dont want to torture her.

>>600988062
This pic really makes her head, look enormous on her toothpick frame.
For me its really that "imma suck yo dick" look she has, her body is immensely unattractive.

>>600991317
What ass?

What voice?

If you wouldn't want those legs wrapped around your waist, then I don't know what to tell you son.

>>600990058

Nope I'm serious
1989 was a good album

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STANDING

>>600991467
Haters gonna hate

Shake it off

Is it just me or did she go from being pop bullshit to more or less a legit songwriter?

>>600988062
Cause she's new
When someone new comes along, all these tards will forget they fapped to this beady eyed cunts fake nudes

>>600988062
OP is fair, but all the niggars posting in this thread are all virgins......that's why!

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>>600991467

>>600988677
>nerve gas

Taylor, please run a half marathon with me. <3

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>>600991661
nah u rite, 1989 is real shit ma nigga

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4chan user

>>600991862
I was not looking for support you faggot.

>>600988062
I like how she can shake it off without being a whore like miley.

>>600991600
For real. 1989 is pretty boss.

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>>600991789

>>600991661
she got objectively better, its not like she was devoid of talent, and she practices all the time so of course she'll get better, i guess the surprise was that she could overcome my prejudice and make me like her

>>600990923
>>600988860
Holy fucking sweet jesus !
That legit ?

I suddenly appreciate her a lot

shes my future ex wife there bud, no trash talkin'

>>600992059
Why does that make you appreciate her a lot?

I don't appreciate you any more than I did before I found out you use /b/.

Actually, I think you're a dumb nigger now.

>>600992158
I will fight you for her

>>600991661

Her songwriting has been pretty great since Speak Now, save for a few shitty singles

>>600988062
She's rich.

Americans equate all kinds of shit with money.

Rich bitch = Isn't she great? Her singing is so good because she's so rich!

Rich bitch = Can we give this dumb cunt a TV show? Because even though she's a stupid degenerate no one would otherwise care about, she's rich, so, people will be fans.

Rich bitch = Which is your favorite rich bitch? American 7 year olds can name the top ten richest idiots in music, even if it's the only thing they know about music whatsoever.

American culture = all about hoarding money.
JEWS!!!

>>600991600
Bought it, im so happy when i drive now

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>>600991803

>>600991733
>Blew up in 2008
Jeus we haven't heard of her

>>600992497
I would eat her ass

>>600992403
hmmm.

true tho

>>600988062
I think i could make her cum by eating her butt and clit alternating until she tenses up, then grab her nips and keep going.

>>600989636
The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

>>600992768
Are you indian?

>>600992768
This is why she goes on /b/

To read this

>>600988062
Because she is very pretty.

That doesn't quite cut it for me, but for some people curves aren't as important

>>600992768
Nobody would cum of that

>>600992877
No, I'm a Jap.

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Every girl I know thinks she is unbearable but I always thought she looked good. If she actually browsed /b/, I don't think I would be surprised.

>>600992877
Nope

I am white american and live near one of her homes

I don't usually get into blonds but she is fucking adorable

>>600988860
is this real?

>>600992768
How could you do that with the doritos on your tongue

I'd be lying if I said I really all that into her music, not that I don't appreciate her talent. I like her because she seems like someone I can relate with. A real person and not some celebrity douche.

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>>600993000

>>600993118
I dont eat doritos, im half-marathon guy from earlier in thread.

>>600992768
I think you're a dumb faggot.

>>600993118
The Doritos dust is a flavor enhancer.

It will enhance the flavor of her orgasm.

>>600993224
Le ebin duobles

>>600993326
Also i would fuck her until she shit

>>600993112
nothing is real anon and your entire life is a lie.

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>tfw taylor started this thread

>>600993000
Also I got trips. Did I just summon Taylor?

>>600988062
Taylor, i want to fuck you til you shit

>>600989978
underrated post
+1 internets

>>600988062
Hahaha, You Taylor Faggot you didnt win anything on the Grammy Awards and that nigga beat you with his shitty single " Happy"

I wish more luck ;(

>>600992931

If she does, then she should know what I would do.

mfw I'm more famous than that fucking weasel.

>>600993736
I wish you'd learn how to English.

>>600993482
dont fuck eith me bitch, i'll mess you up

>>600993642
The sight of her armpits....... It turns me on in a wierd way

>>600993796
I would (Hypothetically) slit kanye's throat for you taylor. I would butcher him kkkosher for you in case you are a blonde jew.

>>600993821
yfw you have no face

>>600993991
I'll lick the one on the left, you lick the one on the right?

I would just stare at her until I came. She's so beautiful but she'd look even better with a couple bruises on her bum.

>>600994216
I don't know what to do with it, it just turns me on to see it

>>600994239
Ur gross.

And im half marathon butt-clit licking kanye slitting guy here

i'd love to eat her out all day long
..also rimming.

The legs, mang. The legs.

>>600992497
Unnnfffff

>>600994223
>implying that isn't samefagged

>>600993980
it wouldn't even matter anon because your entire existence is a lie and this is just one huge simulation.

>>600994560
bullshit.
the plump, voluptuous cameltoe tho

>>600988062
10/10 would support
I'm a college grad in my 20s, decent looking and not important enough to get in trouble.
Perfect man for Taylor
Find a flaw in my logic
>protip, you can't

>>600988062
Supplement tyrosine taylor!

>>600989599
>>600989616
You two are so fucking angry it makes my day. That shit hit you WAY too close to home

>>600994833
You're a nigger.

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>>600994903

>>600994833
You're justifying yourself on an Internet chat forum.

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>>600994363
I just found out that it is a legit fetish,now, i am gonna masturbate and eat cheetos, god i love being an adult

>>600994833
Well i hunt and made squirrel stew tonight. I have a beard, play guitar, and dropped out of college after going for a bs in biology.

Im the only man who knows how to make taylor happy.

>>600993118
kek

>>600994223
>>600994223
wat the fuck is happening on b sometimes

to think, she puts on that squeaky clean corporate routine, but then when no ones watching, she's on /b? She's got a mind full of rats eating brains and nazis and CP bestiality, just like everyone else here.

It warms the heart.

>>600995096
Wow thank goodness it's legal now!

>>600994760
Then you are just a part of the simulation, that's why you never achieved anything

>>600995071
>>600995130
You're both being niggers and trying to get in the way of me trying to get rich.

>>600994760
then im about to kill you

>>600988062
I'm convinced she is the most advanced synthetic life form in existence. The result of a fifty year project. She has no nude pics because she does not have any genitals.

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>>600995096

>>600995382
Bitch i am a more masculine and sexier version of zach galafianakis.

You cannot compete with my half-marathon time, nor with my squirrel kill count. I make a mean squirrel stew. I am what she need, maybe she wants that.

>>600995529
TopestKEK

>>600992059
But when I go on I'm a whore.... eat ass

>fighting over the internet about what is attractive
>beauty being subjective
> #thread #/b #fagzoninternethurrrdurrrrr #hashtag

>>600995674
Fag

because closeted cis scum need something to fap 2.

>>600996048
I am rubber, you are glue, what you say bounces off of me and sticks to you

>that means you are a faggot because you called me one

Fagget

>>600994833
>decent
Why would she want a "decent" looking guy when she can get a 10/10 who is filthy rich and never has to work again in their life.

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>>600996191
>>that means you are a faggot because you called me one

Why is this making me laugh so hard?

>>600994378
Agreed that guy is a magor league Niger

>>600996326
Because i am funny you nit wit

so does taylor browse /b/ or what????

>>600996453
I do. :)

>>600996453
We all hope so because maybe she will pick one of us

>>600996191
I didn't call you a fag, some kind stranger did, probably Taylor.

>>600996203
Hey, sometimes you aim too high, you know?

>>600995342
your starting to get it anon.
>>600995426
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I guess it's because she plays up the "innocent/pure" angle, but we all know that deep down, she's into the freaky stuff, lol.

Besides, white women have nice pussies (most of the time).

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>>600996539
Liar liar dick in your ass, faggot

>>600988062
I wish there were ID's so taylor could know that she could go on craigslist and post a missed connection for anon

>>600996539
You are a nigger lover.

>>600996594
3/4 of your arguments are flawed. Now pipe down anon you're never going to date a famous singer, and even if you ever came close to having the smallest chance of dating this women you'll just end up losing all your friends and anyone close to you because you'll be so whipped

>>600997080

I am most attracted to her teeth, eyes and philtrum.

I am half-marathon guy.

Philtrum is my biggest turn on/turn off physically. A bad philtrum ruins attraction for me, and grants longevity to a relationship when a philtrum is nice.

Taylors philtrum is gorgeous,

Hey guys, we should totally all go out and buy Taylor's latest album!! She'll be all like 'woah why is there a spike in album sales?' and it'll be funny because she won't know what's causing it! It'd be fun just to do it as a goof! :-)

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>>600997404
nice try tay tay

>>600997404
Hey Taylor's manager.

i mean, Taylor Swift does browse /b/
it's not that hard to believe that people have actual lives, why is it so hard to believe celebrities are real people

>>600997404
Fuck off Selena. Taylor's better than you.

>>600997404
Haha we should do it!

>>600988062
how about the righteous shit shes done for her fans? like delivering xmas presents to them- that was awesome.
inviting fans into her house? who does that?
she actually comments on peoples pictures on instagram

attended bridal showers, paid for dinner at chipotle and even crashed a starbucks and posed with pics with everyone there.

dude, shes just a kick ass girl. that happens to sing really well, and look good doing it. i honestly believe if she wasnt rich and famous shed still be humble and badass as fuck, probably working at starbucks, sneaking homeless people coffee

>>600997670
Why should we care? Sure, it'd be neat, but at the end of the way we're both anonymous on 4chan, so we're both worth the same.

Which is nothing, if we're on 4chan.

>>600988062
Taylor,
>halfmarathon guy here again
I just want to put it out there that i like absolutely need a back massage every night and expect this of a girlfriend.

Just letting you know this is a requirement for me.

Ok, thanks. Just keep that in mind for your consideration and what not.

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>>600998242
>i like absolutely need a back massage every night and expect this of a girlfriend.

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>>600997221
So you're saying theres a chance....
You don't have to ruin everyone else's dreams. Nigger..

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MMmmmmmmm

>>600998053
exactly, why do we care, but so many people are making a big deal about it, so apparently someone does care

>>600998421
ShE has a right to know what she is getting herself into.

>>600998457
No there is no chance. You're in your 20's and still have 12 year old fantasies.

>>600998777
Hello, we're on fucking 4chan...

>>600998777
CheckeD

>>600988062
Taylor please take some tyrosine

>>600998887
What's your fucking point? Do you think tv characters are going to pop out of the screen and be your bestfriend too? Get out of fantasy world kiddo.

>>600999093
See that is the exact non-hollywood attitude that is going to keep you living under the proverbial rock for the rest of your life.


Take some god damned tyrosine.

>>600988062
It's the red lipstick bro, that's the secret to her sex appeal, my type is skinny blondes and I only rate her a 7/10.

>>600999093
>Tries to be a realist
>Ends up sounding like a douche on the internet

Good job anon

>>600999223
What are you even saying cum chucker?

>>600999293
I like bloneds with red lipstick too, but its all about the philtrum man

>>600999223
It's like Rockstar actually learned how to write good, parody characters once more.

>>600999334
Oh no, now my reputation on 4chan is forever tarnished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me guess, you think you're going to marry an a-list celebrity as well

>>600999367
Oh boy here you come with the ad hominem/feigned incredulity schtick

>>600991923
Photoshopped collage of lies.

>>600999757
How is that in any way ad hominem? Because I said cum chucker? Please explain to me what you were trying to say...

>>600999999

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>>600999865

>>600996203

I like that people get obsessed with celebrities instead of making fun of them. It warms my jimmies.

Ohhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt! Blizzard is Offline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>601000283
Good one. Anyone who actually thinks that taylor swift lurks /b/ is dumb.

>>600996203
>not knowing taylor was the highest grossing artist in the world last year
>thinking taylor needs a filthy rich man in her life
>thinking what taylor does is work
Get out of your mothers basement.

>>600988062
shit tier songs, but not as shit tier as her early days. Sellout has been completed. body is ok, would put gag ball in mouth if i had to fuck her.

>>601000666
Holy shit. Double trips.

>>601000196
There you go with the feigned incredulity, yet again.

>>601000666
How is this in any relevance to what I said?

>>601000666
when other people are telling you what to do and where and when to do it, that's the definition of work my friend

>>601000908
Im guessing you are mr. Feigned incredulity.

You need to work on originality.

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>>600988062
its because these anons are into incectoids this bitches music is annoying like a cricket in your wall and she looks like a god damn praying mantis human hybrid

>>601001492
So, She have an ass.

>>601000886
I see, you're just blatantly ignoring my requests to use your big boy words.

>>601000968
Don't go to this shit. Mod just logged all IP's and is deleting everything.

Ain't nobody usin' thems big words in my Spiderman.jpeg thread!

>>601001742
No, i was perfectly clear in my initial response to you. Youre the one who is having trouble.

Why are you even here?

Was your question rhetorical? Or did you actually want a response? Because as far as i can tell you just want to make clear that you dont have a chance with taylor and want to make sure nobody else can have her since you cant.

>>600988062
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone

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>>600995170

>>601001492
Clearly not her. Those are midget legs of an inferior girl who is probably under 5'4"

>>601002119
ill be waiting all there is left to do is run

>>601002301
The illusion created by heels and high wasted pants

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>>601002191

>>600989455
Dat file name doe

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>>600988958
>>600989461
It's worms

>>601002477
Checked
And also could just be wedgies

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>>601002191
How dear you? The original is much better

Blue eyes and money stupid don't get the CELEBRITY equation? its money

>>601002477
no its not, she has a plug in

this thread makes me sad cuz clearly taytay needs my cock.
not just any cock, but mine. I think the stretching it would give her would do her soul good.
Taytay? are you listening?
come n get it bb.

>>601002964
shes not listening, she's actually a /b/tard that has ideals and actually follows through with them, she'd have to be of that personality type to be so successful and have the drive to get good at something, so she either left when /b/ went to shit, or she left with moot...

>>600992059
It's photoshopped.

>>600995170
It's nice knowing that the whole world is probably as fucked up a all of us, we're just the only ones willing to embrace it.

>>601000000

>>601001984
No /b/tard will ever come close to dating any a-list celebrity and that's a fact. Especially you, seeing as how you love acting like snide douche.

>>601001492
Christ, this bullshit again. Not her.

>>601003460
>/b/
>ideals

You fucking high there, mate?

>>600990335
Seriously bro I totally agree

>>600998053
This is some of the truthest truth

>>600990806
u wot m8?

Taylor swift is literally perfect.

>>601000968
>>601001841

What do you guys even mean?

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>>600988062

>>601004771
dont even acknowledge it

>>601004898
Acknowledge what?

>>601004771
You'll learn one day newfag.

>>601000997
>when other people are telling you what to do and where and when to do it, that's the definition of work my friend
Incorrect. That's your definition, faggot.

>>600993359
Top kek

>>601005157
>Karlie
What kind of fucked up name is that.

>>600994378
No one gives a fucking single fuck you pole smoking faggot fuck marathon fu king fuck. Shut the fucking fuck up faggot

>>601006108
Long past being relevant, brother.

>>600995674
Say fucking half marathon one mord time you autistic fuck

>>600988062
No clue. I agree 100%. No curves and arms so fucking skinny and long, she can tie her shoes standing up. Nothing like a nice lanky, flat, no ass, pale chick.

>>601006525
Whatever go jack off to your fat nigger assed baboons faggot

>>601006597
So because I don't think a girl with literally NO tits and NO ass with long awkward arms is attractive that means I like black women? Hahahaha you're a fucking ass clown. Btw sweet reply, faggot.

>>600997314
Dear marathon guy,
Burn in hell faggot scum.
Sincerely,
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>>600998242
Fucking fuck no one cares qbout your fucking marathon shit

>>600999372
Die faggot

>>600994223
That's a terrible cap. You left out the other replies in the thread, the fact that she corroborated posting the new song in a tweet, and that some of those posts were soon deleted.

>>601008008
BooB get

>>601008812
nice

>>600988062
man face

>>601008812
Ha! I noticed the repeated double-o-eight, but the boob went over my head! (It is a terrible cap.)

>>600991825
I heard she later died of eternal bleeding.

Anorexic or bulimic. Real women don't look like her