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Stupid, fat americans.

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Stupid, fat americans.
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>>600562105
jealous, starving, non-american faggot
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>>600562105
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>>600562105
soda is the real killer
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>>600562105
Not an Amerifag but I'd definitely try that big ass burger on the right, fuck all the stuff on the bottom tho.
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>>600562105
>implying all americans eat that shit
The re gebious is the guy who made that restaurant he makes mad profit off fat people, lucky bastard
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>>600562443
Get out of here with your nigger guy shit
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>>600563558
>ayy lmao
Real genius* shoulda spell checked
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>>600562105
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Suck a nut Eurofag
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Worlds largest mcdonalds is in England
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>>600562105
I can eat that shit because I work out. Almost 30 and not on any meds.
Stay jelly though.
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>>600562105
>implying theres not fat people all over the world
Except poor countries of couse but those places dont matter.
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>>600562105
>be American
>vegetarian, but hardly ever consume dairy
>don't drink soda
>hardly ever eat fast food
>drink occasionally
>work out 3x a week

yeah, not all Americans treat their bodies like absolute shit
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>>600562443
>Thanks for the fucking oil
Kek.

Also, those jokes got old around GTA IV, OP. Try more fag. Even Rockstar doesn't do that shit anymore and they still make 69 jokes.
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>>600564029
>Almost 30 and not on any meds.

ha,,,,that's nothing to brag about

it's all down hill after 30 nothing but pills and pig heart ventricles
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>>600562443

A perfect example of a stupid american thinking of europe as a single country...
If you would have any sense you would see that most things about the US are pretty fucked up..
Example: Circumcising everyone for no reson at all like a fucking cult
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← Fatburger® XL
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>>600562443
>Like Britain invading the Falklands in the 1980s

Gee, I wonder why they did that. Couldn't be anything to do with uppity spics.
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>>600564472
Yeah this. Fat people just have no self control and americas the easiest place for someone to get fat.
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← Fatburger® Double
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>>600564029
>not on meds
you don't even 420 blaze it you fucking straight edge faggot? wow what a bitch you are
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>>600562105
You can buy cigarettes at the heart attack grill? I just never go there because that shit is too expensive for a fucking burger.
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>>600564690
>caring about american penis'
You gay m8? I don't really care what a guys dick looks like because I aint touching it.
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>>600562249

I'm not OP but trust me
I'd give anything I have for a good fat quadruple bypass burger atm
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>>600563851
life in yurop
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>>600564941
>thinking blazing makes you a good person.
Nothing wrong with it but you're the epitome of a disgusting stoner
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>>600565109
butthurt uncutfag wishing he didn't have a smelly smegma factory for a dick
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← Crave® Pork Bison
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>>600564690
>being this much of a shill

nigga go outside and think about what you've done
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>>600565444
Im cut and I think you miss understood what I said read the convo again man maybe slower this time.
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>>600565109
>richest, most powerful nation on Earth
>everyone just wants to talk about our dicks

America has a rapidly decreasing waistline. We're not even #1 anymore (Hi, Mexico). Fun fact, Australia and the UK are above us now, too. And they're still climbing.
Enjoying that ~30% obesity rate, UK?

http://www.hscic.gov.uk/catalogue/PUB13648/Obes-phys-acti-diet-eng-2014-rep.pdf
Page 11-12, if you're worried about the citation.
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>>600565302
Liverpool might as well be in Serbia.
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>>600565746
Im a canadafag I was just pointing out caring about circumcision is rediculous
>im cut
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>>600565444
Wouldnt we just cut it if it bothered us so much?

Just like you could grow back...-oh wait..
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>>600562105
>implying you cant get burgers in othercountries
>implying you cant get >
>candy,beer,cigarettes,soda
>in another countries
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>>600566239
That actually looks crazy good.
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>>600562443
Fuck, I'm a convert now.
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>>600565444
>Smelly smegma factory
>I'm so incapable of washing myself I couldn't possibly fathom anyone else being capable of basic hygiene
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>>600565746
As far as America is concerned, we absolutely have a problem. The southern states.

Without the south, our obesity rate is under 12%. Our violent crime and incarceration rates are similar to the UK, especially regarding gun violence and murder.
Without the south, our middle class's average wealth climbs from ~50k to ~75k, our poverty rate drops below 5%, and our unemployment rate falls under 3%, too.

In my opinion, every negative stereotype of Americans (and I've heard quite a few) derive from the behavior of the southern states.
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>>600562105
thats actually a restaurant in downtown toronto
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>>600566516
youre thinking of dangerous dans diner
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← veggie burger
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please post more delicious brand burgers, im loving it, we only have mcd and bk here
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>>600566458
Bullshit.

There's not a single state that has an obesity rate lower than 20%.
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>>600566516
Its in vegas used to be in arizona but the guy who owned it died at 29 huehuehue
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>>600562105
Canadian and I wish I had access to this for Dem Der keto refeeds.
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>>600566239
That's not a burger anymore. Looks more like a deformed meatball
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>>600564690
perfect example of thinking everybody in usa thinks and dose the same things, we are a cross section of many countries many from Europe so we have some of the best and worst traits of everone.
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>>600567201

the patty itself is fine. the bread is too wide
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>>600567043
dem calories niqqa
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>>600562443
>Like Britain invading the Falklands in the 1980s
dropped
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>>600564690
A perfect example or a euro fag that doesnt realize america is pretty much every nationality in a clusterfuck.
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>>600567057

No he didn't. The spokesman Blair River died at 29, the owner Jon Basso is doing just fine and isn't a fatass.
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>>600567659
> with asian writing on it.
Seems lime a.erica isnt the only place that likes em
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>>600565799
Been to both. Liverpool to visit friends and Serbia for Exit festival. If I had to, I'd pick Serbia every time. No fucking joke.
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>>600567764
> fat spokesmen for the heart attack grill huehuehue
My bad though didnt google it I just remembered reading that ty for correcting it m8
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>>600567659
>hamburger
>hamburg
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>>600562105
it's beautiful
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>>600564690
>Europe as a whole country
It says EU. Ur retarded. And circumcision is slowly becoming a thing of the past.

USA is so divided that going to another state is like an entirely different country, yet you speak of us as a whole. The people in my state are entirely different than the people in the next state. You eurofags don't have the slightest clue what goes on here
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>>600567008
>using old data

Recent report suggests at least six states under 15% (the lowest reported factor), and most of the northern states are now between 15 and 20%.

However, with the primary centers for population living in the three lowest weight states (CA, WA, and NY), it's safe to assume the average is below 15%.
I've read enough from the CDC to feel fairly confident in my assumption of 12%.

Whee, the south fucking with us again.
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>>600562443
ITT: Europeans who are going to try to just come at you with "fucking fatties with your circumcised penises" because most of this is true but they won't admit it.
Also, I really don't have any problems with the European states, just stating what I'm feelin'.
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>>600566239
that looks fucking disgusting
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>>600564690
>'perfect example of americans thinking of europe as a single state'
>comparing an enire continent to a one country
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← burger with egg and mushrooms,
on the Las Vegas Strip
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>>600568356
>And circumcision is slowly becoming a thing of the past.
nah, more studies are showing the benefits of circumcision- hygiene, spread of disease, etc.
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>Eating a salad on your burger
>Eating the food your burger eats before it becomes food

If your burger has anything other than meat, cheese, a bun, and in some cases a sauce, then you're eating a sandwich instead. If you grow balls and stop eating a salad burger like a real man then you can talk
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>>600568636
Single country, sorry
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>>600568500
Without states like Mississippi (over 36%), West Virginia and Delaware (over 35%), etc, etc, the obesity rate of Americans drops immensely.
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>>600566757

i'd try it
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you fat fucks don't know about real fresh food
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>>600564472
>vegetarian
>not all Americans treat their bodies like absolute shit
you do though
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Ive eaten there, it wasnt that great.

y'all niggas need hot dogs
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>>600568960

the frog is dead by the way
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>>600562105
Mexico has surpassed the US in obesity. Gtfo you stupid fucking cocksucker.
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lovely
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>>600562105
Made me hungry
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Fuck this thread makes me hungry
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>>600569255
>diet coke
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>>600569256
because tacos!
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>>600566239
>lamburger
more like a lambchop on a bun
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No wonder you amerifats looklike cattle
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all these burger pics are making me hungry

time to cook some bovine grinds and open up some crisps
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>>600569509
I'd take a giant burger over this salmonella infected crap
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>>600568108
looks fucking disgusting

eat a real salad like a greek salad faggot
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>>600569844
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>>600569748
gr8 b8 m8
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and put some french fries in it.....
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>>600568498
not gonna lie, you're starting to give me an erection
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>>600564690
Oh like you Euro fags don't assume all American are the same...Piss on this fuckin turd!
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>>600570287
looks like shite
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At least America isn't the fattest country in the world anymore. Gooo. Mexico!!
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>>600562105
The fact I could travel to Nevada and eat there makes me proud to be American.

The fact we have the ability to make food surplus' and have enough people willing to eat that regularly is what truly makes America the best.

Yes, it might make us fat and lazy.

But the fact we are able to be fat and lazy like this, to me, is the pinnacle of personal freedom.

God bless America.
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>>600566383
>implying being uncircumsized doesn't ever come with complications.
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>>600569705
Those chips look amazing.
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>>600570594
damn bruh...
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>>600569705
Zoe is that you?
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>>600569705
I dont eat much fast food but five guys is fucking cash they came to Canada like 3 years ago damn its tasty
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>>600564472

>vegetarian

>not treating body like shit

Go eat some turkey m8
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niggers don't know
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>>600562105
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>>600569479
deka (δέκα) means ten in Greek, source on the image?
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>>600570684
five guys fries (chips) are hella good bruh.
they put some sort of spice mix on them.

innout animal style chips
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>>600570028
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>>600569509
Jiro Dreams of Shoooshi. Great documentary.
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>>600571025
What is this even, butter and curry with fries?
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>>600571102
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>>600571025
cant live without my poutine
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>>600570971
i know right?
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>>600571102
Are they even trying?
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>>600566239
>watermelon on a burger
That sounds both disgusting and delicious at the same time. Anybody else having that thought?
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>>600571025
everyone knows even you niggers..
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>>600571475
that's the negro inside you. fight it, anon
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>>600571407
>>600571025

The greatest mystery I've ever known is how poutine wasn't invented/served more often in the US.
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>>600562105
fuck yeah lucky strikes and PBR
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>>600571407
i bet poutine would be good on chili dogs....
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>>600571025
poutine is overrated
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Mexico surpassed the US as fattest country in the world a long time ago but nobody wants to admit it. I mean for fuck's sake America's obesity epidemic at least makes sense. There's a mcdick's every block and we're a fat, lazy, nation of convenience.

But Mexico is the drug capital of the world and an outright shithole outside of resorts and shit. All that cocaine and poverty and they're still a nation of fatties. Baffling really.
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>>600571543
>Responds to poutine comment with some shit chili cheese fries abomination

kill yourself pleb
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>>600571102
I'm so envious of the USA, sure everyone berate's you for the size of your people but real shit I'd be huge too if food like that was available to me.

English food is fucking terrible in my opinion, though I'd prefer a tagliatelle or carbonara over a steak, which most people call stupid.
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>>600562105
The majority of people who go there are actually foreign tourists
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>>600568753
>looksgoodman.jpg
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>>600571732
cheese/dairy states have it...I think its a pasteurization problem...
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ai ai mr wong recommend atreast once a wreek gud soooup of dog oi oi
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>>600572055
Why would you eat pieces of rope on a bun?
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>>600572055
put some sauce up in this bitch
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>>600564029
Not on any meds here either. Eat that shit constantly. Your body means nothing.
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>>600572203
your yuro is showing
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>>600562105
>fat americans
Yup
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>>600572372
Don't think he's from Europe..or the UK, pulled pork/beef is a new craze over here for some reason at the moment.
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>>600562105
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>>600571930
cheese and gravy on fries has been done for ages, not solely relegated to canada. you obviously dont know the power of chili because negro.

betacook.
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this thread makes my mouth water, and i'm not even fucking hungry.
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try a fucking german Bratwurst
>"Lange Rote" reportiert ein
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>>600562105
I eat that pretty much everyday and I'm fit as a fiddle.

Then again I have a physically demanding job and don't sit around calculating that amount of mass I can fit into my stomach.
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One of the things on my bucket list, actually. IDGAF.
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>>600572582
>buying "athletes" from africa
>american athletes
>streets full of fat fucks
Nope
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>>600572790
heart attack inc
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>>600564472
Take your b12 nigga.

Meat cutter here. I've seen a connection between conversion to vegaterianism linked with being completely shitwitted in a kitchen.

How does one eat a chicken if they can't cut, clean, trim, and cook a chicken?

Also seen vegaterians who get massively fat on pastas. Youre not fooling me Eco cunt.
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>>600572790
You think you are fit but inside your arteries they are clogging up. You just cant feel it yet. But you will. When you hit 50 and you have your first heart attack, you will know how much you dun goofed.
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>>600571968
i rather enjoyed pasties when i was there a few months ago. really savory street foods. you deserve good ballpark food.
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>>600573027
Bum0
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>>600572770
nice where do you get that? what city?
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>>600565271
Oh Christ, I'd hit it with the lights on. Come to me baby.
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>>600573153
Freiburg, Baden-Württemberg, i live there
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more food !
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>>600571099
→ some Greek-owned restaurant in California, not the "Mad Greek"
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>>600572770
try a happy dog instead son...your brat is looking a bit lacking.
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>>600573290
thanks will give it a try
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>>600562105
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>>600573290
stabile wurst, kamerad
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>>600573333
>>600573333
Al Quada
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>>600573096
Anon, pls..
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>>600573333
>not america
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why even try yurop?
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I read about this restaurant. He is actually a nutritionist that is making fun of fat Americans trying to show them how stupid they are and sparking a change in thought. It sounds really dumb but I think in a way it's working.
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>>600566239
would eat that meatball sandwich
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>>600566239
Rich fucks only like it because its peculiar.

Until they have to eat it, and juice drips on their Jew hands. Then they need a manager.

"Does this lamb have antibiotics? Is it grass fed? Was it ever frozen? No bun, I can't do gluten. Is the watermelon GMO?"
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>>600573333
checked
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>>600562105
I'm not even American and those look delicious. Do you even have to be an American to think food looks good?
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>>600564690
>complains about generalization
>generalizes the USA
Congrats on proving that you're a hypocrite. Also where did the thing about the US forcing circumcision come from? That is the most false statement.
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>>600573615
>please

post sonoran dogs? okay!
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>>600565982
I need scale. This looks like a quarter.
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>>600573492
Greek food! It makes my penis swole as a muhfuka.
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>>600566754
fag
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>>600573409
the Bratwurst is amazing of itself. there's parsley, bear leek and onions in that Wurst.

stop putting more ingredients on an already perfect Wurst
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>>600562105
OP not every American eats like this.
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>>600573751
he recently died of a heart atta.....
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>>600574007
Have you seen pineapple, Dingus?
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>>600564029
the hell?
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>>600564690
Not all Americans are circumsized, you inbred mongoloid.
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>>600572602
yea it has, thats like saying eating meat has been done forever, not solely relegated to the US

That doesn't mean we do it better than everyone else.

And I'm sorry you're black, that must be something hard to live with, which is where the chili dependency comes in. Give your bitches and hoes my regards
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>>600572594
>We came
>We conquered
>I'm lovin' it
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>>600573911
thats a fucking american Pide! americans cant create new stuff i guess
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>>600574198
We lost a true hero.
I'll miss you, that guy.
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>>600573716
pretty sure that's a trap mang
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>>600574324
I came.
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>>600574089
no...but i do like minimalist dogs.
here's a big black one for you to put in your mouth
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Euros still mad that we can eat whatever and in any amount cuz we can afford it and they are broke, or maybe its cuz the Muslims are now picking there food. How's them subway ham subs tasting dirty Euros?
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honestly i'd rather befriend a lardass who fucking drinks and smokes nonstop than someone who shops at whole foods. i get it. cool lifestyle. healthy. shut the fuck up. fat people don't insist that i commit myself to eating only cheeseburgers and "just giving only fast food for a month a try". i'm an american. i'm a bit overweight because of excessive drinking. i eat about a thousand calories a day, but drink about two thousand. i have had friends that went to super fucking earthy hippieass colleges and came back and were trying to convert me. they're worse than jehova's witnesses. talk all the shit you want about our unhealthy eating habits. it's our culture and not all americans eat like that. i'll talk about how you guys have shitty dental hygeine. i'd rather date a fat chick than a girl whose mouth tastes like a fucking foot. in short, you're a pompous cunt. pic related. my face right now.
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>>600573716
Not often i stop to think "damn that ass be fine."

Probs infected though
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>>600574198
no
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>>600562105
Dude its so good went to vegas for the weekend could of died a happy
Man don't be jelly cuz we ain't starving
>europoor detected
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>>600571606
kek
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>>600574449
wut?
just bread any edible food product and deep fry it
- hell it doesn't even need to be edible
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Let me know when Russia gets to Paris and maybe I'll get my fat ass off this couch for ya.
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>>600568967
this
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>>600568480
A-1 steakhouse burger, from burger king about 5 years ago.
>true mericunt here
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Shit's probably delicious though.
Yeah it's ridiculous but dude I like healthy shit too fuck off
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>>600574383
i'm german from germany, living in sweden asshat.

keep sucking homeless cocks in the park bitch.
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>>600562443
We openly hates gays and niggers and don't hide behind that have tried not beeing a euro poor?
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← if you can't choose whether pizza or burger
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i'm getting this for lunch tomorrow
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>>600572582
>per capita
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>>600574885
>bread
no, it's not bread
>deep fry
no you don't deep fry a Pide

it's more like a pizza dough with less salt and it contains a massive amount of toppings like spinach, eggs, meat and even salmon is possible
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Get on my level, plebs. I present the official dish of /b/.
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my all time favorite

5 days a week twice a day
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>>600572602
go back to new orleans
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>>600564690
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>>600575351
oh fuck! saved for future bbq's

you win carne asada fries
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Fuck you all, its 4:30 AM here. I can't get anything like these.

And I want to eat that whole threat now.
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>>600575574
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>>600575143
you da man, pizzatwinkie 4U
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>>600575641
san diegans represent
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>>600574681
This guy knows what's up.

I will eat anything to survive -short term hunger, specifically.

What I will not do is consider the advice from anyone who acts like a cultist about their habits. Whole foods, Avon, Tupperware, iPhone, ICP, Scientology, power lifters.
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>Eurofags too pussy to wolf down a quad bypass and entire pack of strikes.

Lol
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>>600575585
dont live in nola, nor have i ever.

heres some poutine for you to stick in your ass.
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Europeans bitch because of inferior country stay mad faggots
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>>600575873
fucking disgusting. kill yourself
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