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Lifehacks thread: legendary edition.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lifehacks thread: legendary edition.
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>>600559808

This would work
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>>600559808
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>>600560068
Saw it on 4chan, must be true. Gonna go try now
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>>600560923
kekel
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>>600560068
just so no idiot does this, it would literally kill you if you injected air bubbles into youre blood stream
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>>600559808
This is a seriously underrated post
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>>600561202
You're no fun.
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>>600559808

Actually I think if anyone's going to practice this they should start off with the gun NOT pointing directly at their bodies.

Just over your shoulder should be fine.
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>>600560923
This creates mustard gas
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>>600561573

/b/ was never fun newfag
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>>600561750
Feggit
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>>600560465
op is kill
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>>600561750
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>>600559808
>begin trigger-pull near heart

gonna go try this now!
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>>600561750
Wont work if the gun isnt pointed centre mass when the trigger pull starts

Ive been doing this at the range for a while now, in getting pretty good at it.
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>>600560003
I'm sure everyone knows by now, but doing this will literally kill you.
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>>600562258

>Wont work if the gun isnt pointed centre mass when the trigger pull starts.

And exactly how will the bullet differentiate?

It's the force of the swing and the centrifugal gravity that would make it work.

You're literally retarded and I'm hoping that you'll pull the trigger too soon and seriously wound / kill yourself.

Dumbass.
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>>600562942
whose dick fits in a jalapeno?
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>>600560923
i accidentally microwave metal all the time and nothing bad has happened
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>>600562615
These are great for use at night ragers and raves. I've had immense success with them myself though I have had better results with bleach instead of hydrochloric acid
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>>600560003
Could I pass this off as meth?
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>>600563351
lol, maybe if you survive
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>>600562628
You obviously didnt do too well on high school physics
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Thank you /b/

I have to babysit kids tomorrow and I needed funny activities. I think I will try the crystal thing and the homemade glowstick for the evening.
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>>600563056
They sell huge ones at the grocery store. My local ones are the same size as the poblanos.
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>>600563501

What the fuck are you talking about?

Disprove my point and maybe you can say something to me.

What kind of idiot discharges a weapon pointed at their bodies?

I bet you point loaded weapons at your friends as a joke. You're just that kind of stupid.
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>>600563200
this - bleach gets WAAAYY more smoke from the ammonia.
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>>600563814
Go back to /k
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>>600563814
Lol, its like pissing into an ocean of piss
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>>600563814
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>>600561199
My flour isn't gluten free, is this going to be a problem?
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>>600563972
>the average teenager
>by the age of 30
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>>600563056

Yours.
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>>600561750
Yeah?
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>>600562628
damn, you still thinking you are gonna move that arm at a zillion fps and make any difference at all on that bullet
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>>600560003
I'm always on the lookout for new ways of making crystals, because I run a shithole tourist shop in a nightmare dying town in Pisstain, NM! Thanks anon! Such a sophisticated gift.
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>>600561750
But the whole idea was to trick people into shooting themselves in the heart.
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>>600564845
that actually made me laugh, thank you
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>>600562855
>thus giving you money for the apple
lost
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>>600559808
>that formula
>my sides
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>>600563056
What R U, some kind of giant?
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>>600563972
not even subtle, its just stupid.
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>>600561199
One of these is not like the other
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>>600561750
>>600562628
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>>600559808
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>>600565397
Just use low orbit ion cannon faggot
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>>600565020
ull die if you do it
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>>600565673
and get traced like a pleb
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>>600562900
>APPLY CAPRI-SUN STRAW TO NECK
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>>600559808
this is bullshit op
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>>600565622
wat
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>>600561199
kek
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>>600565397
What's wrong with the formula?
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>>600559808
The formula is literally just one exponential growth rate function over another
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>>600566089
>>600566168
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>>600563175
Apart from the 20 millions sparks and a small housefire?

I've done it once by accident, it only took once to learn for life.
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>>600559808
If this kills even one nigger, it will be a more valuable pic than any on /b/
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>>600559808
This is so wrong, the bullet would curve to the right if you did the technique in that direction.
Idk maybe it was just a simple mistake on the artist's side since the equation is still correct but I just didn't want anyone to feel mislead or aim incorrectly because they expected it to curve the wrong way.
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>>600562692
what will happen? explosion?
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>>600565702
B-but this was gonna save our shop and help me buy Ma a new leg. I...I can't turn back now.
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>>600562146
Black guy here.
These will get you killed.
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>>600562146
dont do this, this will literally fuck you up newfags
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>>600563972
so wait 37.7% of the students were able to find Saturn?
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>>600563814

>We gon see a fite go down?
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>>600560068
>>600560003
Theoretically, if someone were to try this and die, couldn't you be arrested for posting/making it?
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>>600560003
dont do it. shoots down military cargo planes
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>>600566556
is that Murph Edwards?
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>>600566168
>>600566203

Yep, I saw that. I thought there might be some deeper joke to it.

Har-de-ha-har
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>>600565974
your blatant newfagging is bullshit. Piss off you little shit
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>>600565862
>implying the method described in the picture won't get you traced.
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>>600559808
This would not work
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>>600566556
Fuck now I have to watch this movie, holy shit
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>>600559808
This doesn't make any sense, wouldn't the bullet just shoot you in the chest?
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>>600563056
I just use the Hatch Chiles instead.
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>>600560003
hey man that's not cool i am almost drunk and stoned enough to believe I can do this. If not for other anon's who knows.
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>>600566695

Nothing intelligent will be said to refute my points so no.
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>>600566089
You don't need differential equations for projectile motion problems.
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>>600562900
>rub his chest
>he aight mane
>he gucci fanucci
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>>600566700
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>600567110
you obviously don't understand, the fact that you are swinging the gun during the faze when the bullet is moving through the camber means that by the time the bullet leaves it will be facing away from you, the only reason that you even have it starting over your heart is because this is an easier method that help beginners to learn the proper form, once you have this down you can start to change up how you do it.
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>>600565560
Astronomically speaking, you came close enough to have gotten it several times.
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>>600566950
a lot safer than fucking downloading a program. the other method could be done on a throw away craptop at a McDonalds and if done right, you can highjack a network to do it in the background. The other requires visible software which means a shitton more way to be caught and is extremely limited.
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>>600560003
Not mustard gas I swear
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>>600562131
Shut Up Paul
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>>600563814
You're one of a kind. Don't even start makin up shit about centrifugal gravity. Im even doubtful that OP's describes anything about the path of the trajectory with the limit going to K. Both just dissapoint.
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>>600566459
dont listen to that troll it made my shop thousands.
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>>600567930
who is paul?
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>>600567322

>Expects something Intelligent

>Is on /b/ in a "life hacks" thread

K
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>>600567913
no and even if it were this "mustard gas" you speak of the effect will do nothing if you blow it away with a straw
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>>600563388
ive found the easiest way to spot a persons concealed firearm is to approach them from behind unknown and put your hand in their back pocket
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>>600568163
I love mustard
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>>600560003
If it has bleach I assume the purpose is to get someone to make mustard gas, but I don't see adding ammonia anywhere.

So what the fuck reaction occurs here? Acid and bleach together shouldn't do shit.
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>>600562855
Kek'd hard
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>>600567851
You know so little about security that it is fucking hilarious.
It doesn't matter the method, what matters is if they can trace the ownership to you.
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>>600568291
this should be called vaccination.jpg
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>>600562628
You just have to move your arm really fast. Takes some practice
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>>600568441
Why bother with witty filenames when practically all of users are on their fucking mobile phones and won't see it
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>>600562855
Sell infinite apples for infinite money
>tfw 2 infinities of money
Buy 1 infinity of helium with 1 infinity of money
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>>600568255
exactly they don't do anything when mixed this is why they are the perfect chemicals to make the crystals with
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>>600568588
>not having infinite infinities
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>>600563630
>tested it
>worked
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>>600568716
a true man of science
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>>600568573
I never brwsed 4chan with my phone and didnt even know you couldnt see them on it
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>>600562628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFMQSdJXyF4
The rest of us saw wanted and cried bullshit or saw this episode of mythbusters and went "ok, my dreams are shattered".
You still believe you can curve bullets, holy shit.
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>>600562225
Anon, are you there? How did it go?
I think we lost another one.
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>>600568911
Nevertheless
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>>600565560
That was pretty cool to watch. Based on some comet?
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>>600560003
>but don't spill any on your clothes!

thanks for looking out for me, 4chan!
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>>600560923
this creates nerve gas
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>>600569567
you are so fucking dumb
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>>600569483
a muslim spiritual leader actually used this argument to proove that the world is standing still
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>>600569140
Okay this one fucked me up for a second.
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>>600563972
>could not locate Saturn on a map
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>>600569782
According to Hoyle that's actually legit

>>600569768
I believe it, those guys will believe anything
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>>600559808
http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/curve-a-bullet-minimyth/
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>>600562855
but the helium cost money mate
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>>600569768
its a decent argument
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these aren't lifehacks they're just troll physics..
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>>600562628
>centrifugal gravity
>implying he knows what centrifugal means
>maybe he meant centripetal
>gravity still wouldn't fit here
>maybe he meant centripetal force
>force of the swing
>maybe he meant angular momentum
>would still be retarded
>implying the joke didn't go ever his head
>implying the infograph wasn't trying to make an anon an hero
>implying implications
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>>600569653
*your
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>>600569653

Newfag

>inb4 lol baited u XDDDD
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>>600566700
yes. actually anyone posting those pictures probably is about to get v& any moment now. Enjoy prison kids.
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>>600570122
you're dumbass
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>>600569338
It is one of these, no idea which.
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/
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>>600568230
You know after the face melting explosion of removing a proton.
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>>600570256
It's actually not THAT bad
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>>600570147
this doesn't work, the ammo in the bag would more than cancel out the bullet in the air
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>>600570342
I don't explain the bugs Mr Seinfeld, I just exterminate them.
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>>600570283

*your a
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>>600563056
if too small - insert in penis
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>>600568230
>electrocuted by proton

but is it possible to be protocuted? Or positrocuted?
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>>600569653

you think this is a joke? Earnie shavers oughta pop you one.
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>>600563814
>he still thinks bullets can curve
>he doesn't realize the entire image is a troll image
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>>600570620
inb4 the fun police in this ITT correct this filename
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>>600562146
Surprisingly. This shit will kill you
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>>600570727
I didn't make the image I just reposted it bruh
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>>600565560
sorry /b/ro. not even gonna ask. but im saving this gem.
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>>600568230
Nice try, alchemists.
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>>600568573
> what is the Clover app
Browse with ease Anon.
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>>600569402
I must be missing something obvious, but can't see how to disprove that one
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>>600561199
kek
>>600565500
double dubs made me double kek
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>>600570876
>I just reposted it
So you're admitting to your peers that you're nothing but a massive phoney?
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>>600561199
oh sure let me just pull my fucking secret stash of nitroglycerin out of my ass hole
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>>600570793

>in before the fun police in this in this thread correct this filename

What the fuck are you saying.
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>>600571195
Those are just dubs, newfriend
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>>600570347
anything that helps you sleep better at night. This is no worse than killing someone. Everyone here needs to re-evaluate their life and realize that they could be causing serious harm to some people. It's so sickening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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>>600559808

thats the dumbest trick ive ever read
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>>600565560
How not to obey celestial mechanics 101
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>>600569402
can someone explain to me why this wouldnt work
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>>600571317
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>>600571101
the force ti requires to push the first ball under water is far greater then the upwards forcce the other balls generate. have you ever tried pushing an empty shampoo bottle under water while takin a shower? that shit's tough
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>>600561202
false, it takes a lot of air to kill you. I once had an air bubble in my IV bag tube and it freaked me out but the nurse said it was fine.
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>>600567851
>throwaway craptop at mcdonalds with ion cannon

tada

you're also fucking retarded if you cared about security you'd rent a botnet and use that
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>>600570462
Could this theoretically work? Not that it would be practical or possible, but if we had ships like that.
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>>600571391
If there's any amount of water into which something can be submerged during a SHOWER you might need to call a plumber
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>>600566420
Yep, saw kids try this a few years
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>>600568935
What Is the date line?
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>>600571226
>implying even 1% of /b/ creates OC and is not just reposting shit.
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>>600563972
lost it at spending 4.3 years your cell phone every year
my sides
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>>600560923
You will burn the absolute shit out of your hand that you pick that spoon up with
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>>600571505
there is a huge differnece between 99% speed of light and actual speed of light. it would still be 3 million meters per second faster
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>>600560003
I'm not a chemist. What does this make that is suppose to kill you. Is it really mustard gas? It's that easy to make mustard gas
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>>600563972
Lost it at cracked.com - who knew they still came up with anything funny?
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>>600571558
sorry obviously meant bath
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>>600569483
Why doesn't this work?
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>>600569402
>>600571101
same, ive been stumped by this for a while

if i had to guess it works, but also produces mustard gas so it isn't viable
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>>600561750
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>>600571373
What?
It is a NASA orbit diagram with "YOU" and "THE JOKE" pasted in, there is nothing wrong with the orbital mechanics, the reason it shoots out is because it's orbit meets the moons gravitational well at just the right time.
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>>600571880
So? The light would still be super-condensed.
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>>600566420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nT6ea4HIBM

yeah basically
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>>>/reddit/
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>>600567715
Do you want me to be fucking retarded?
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>>600572015
the atmosphere spins along with the earth you gotta be in space for that to work
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>>600572083
DON'T CLICK THIS LINK

IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
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>>600561199
Lololololololololololol
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>>600571880
Speed of light is constant in every frame of reference
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>>600568255
>what the fuck reaction occurs here?
getting someone to breathe heavy above chlorine vapors.
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>>600571913
They're so SJW these days, it's nauseating.
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>>600572078
how so it would still normally travel at light speed just that an abnourmously fast spacecraft is behind it. the light is individual particles that are independent from the headlights the milisecond they come to live. a machine gun's bullet also doesn't care how fast you run while you're shooting
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>>600571391
No, it's the same force, Archimede's principle doesn't have an "upward" and a "downward"

And even if that were true, you see the balls going down under water are in air, so no upward force here (or very little actually)...
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>>600572304
how does that contradict anything I said? 99% speed of light just is 3 million m/s slower than 100% speed of light
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>>600572205
That's what I was thinking, didn't think it'd have enough force to do anything though.
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>>600559991
just use the fucking truck to drive>>600567315
bro dont its mustard gas
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>>600563555
Youll have a blast watch the crystals closely when you make them.
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>>600572304
So would the light go back in time in order to have been at the right place all along?
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>>600571505
>>600571880
>>600572078
>>600572499
Do y'all even physics?
This guy gave you the answer:
>>600572304
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>>600572499
The bullets most certainly do care how fast you are running, you should check out special relativity to understand why light does not.
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>>600562788
nice repeaters man, does it actually work? or am i retarded cuz you need pressure?
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>>600571241

You do realize you can buy it at CVS pharmacy for about 3.50 per 10mL bottle right?
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>>600570462
most interesting thing here, is that even when travelling at near lightspeed, light produced by your ship will still travel to the speed of light compared to you. But it's not actually going faster than c
mindfuck
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>everyone in here saying mustard gas
Holy shit you guys are stupid.It creates chlorine gas,not mustard gas.If you're gonna may may,at least do it right.
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>>600571505
ships built with an alcubierre drive would release a fuckton of radiation forwards when collapsing the warp bubble. so pretty much yeah

>>600572671
slight Coriolis effect
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>>600571845
No you won't. Metal doesn't heat up in the microwave that much...
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>>600572304
*speed of light in a vacuum with no electromagnetic field
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>>600569402
both sides are being pushed to the surface so it would just stand still.
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>>600561202
Jealous faggot who doesn't want any /b/ros to get healthy and out of the basement detected
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>>600572849
so you're saying if I run 5m/s while shooting a gun the bullet is gonne be faster?
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>>600569140
For people wondering, the trick here is: just because the area converges to the circles area doesn't mean the perimeter does. An incredibly squiggly line can have an infinite perimeter and encircle the same area.
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>>600570462
vsauce just made a video about that so no
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>>600569871
>bullets are lead

sadface

had this idea when i was a kid too
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>>600573335
I wouldn't know, I don't watch Youtube because I'm not an e-cig huffing faggot teenager on a mobile phone
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>>600568573

Standard extension now shows filenames on mobile
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>>600573283
Yes. Classical relativity 101
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>>600562942
mustard gas
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>>600559808
haa i get it

this works btw try it seriously you need to try this, especially you
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>>600560068
Although injecting yourself with more red blood cells would give you a great advantage in sports because your blood would be able to carry more oxygen to your organs.

People have done this
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>>600571277
obvious newfag doesn't understand itt
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>>600560068
>no one has died from missing the vein so far
topkek
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>>600573526
please explain how in the world the energy from my legs gets transferred to the bullet
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So may fucking autist in this thread.ACTUAL LIFEHACK HERE,more of a cool trick but oh well.
1.Get a spoon and wrap tape around the handle
2.Hold a flame under the spoon head for 2 minutes
3.Very quickly after removing the flame,turn the tap on cold water at a high pressure and put the spoon under it.
4.Watch as the spoon bends/twist into a weird as fuck shape.
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>>600573102
That post gave me mustard gas.
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>>600563814
Also, beginning a trigger pull does not discharge the weapon. You have a bit of leeway until you feel a wall, then once you pull further, it will discharge. Go back to your COD faggot
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>>600573616
haa ok lol XD

faggot ass bitch stfu
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>>600560923
Too bad microwaves cant melt steel spoons
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>>600573632
lance armbong did blood poping
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>>600573822
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
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>>600573150
No EVERY frame of reference. Light moving through different mediums takes a different path, but still travels at the same speed.
>>600572499
Dude, distance is relative, so the distance between the spacecraft and the light in front of it would actually be much shorter than normal, so light wouldn't actually be traveling faster. A spacecraft moving that fast would have MUCH slower time and would appear almost completely flat to an outside viewer. The speed of light is constant, so it never changes.
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>>600561202
anyone stupid enough to actually do it deserves to die
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>>600573817
When you begin running with the gun, you speed up the gun and bullet so that there speed matches yours.
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>>600569140
PI is not the perimeter of a circle, dumbass
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>>600574069
topkek
checked that 69
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>>600574078
>Light moving through different mediums takes a different path, but still travels at the same speed.
ayyyy that's what the dumb masses needed to hear.
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>>600561750
Well if you really want results start by holding the gun to your neck
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>>600573458
All I read was
>I don't like watching user-made educational content because I reject society and learning
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>>600573822
I remember doing this in science class in Highschool.Spoon looked like a fucking Frito
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>>600561202
Why? I mean, i know it kills you, but why does it?
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>>600574274
Perimeter of the cirlce: pi*d
Picture says d=1
pi*1 = pi
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>>600560003
Note: mixing bleach and vinegar is very dangerous. The reason it's so corrosive is the instantaneous release of large quantities of poisonous chlorine gas (as well as oxygen).
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>>600573817
your legs are connected to your body is connected to your arm is connected to the gun is connected to the bullet

relative to the gun, the bullet leaves the barrel with a given velocity v0
relative to an outside observer, the gun itself is traveling at v1 due to you running
thus, the outside observer view the bullets velocity as v0 + v1

are you fucking retarded
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>>600570727
Prostituted is the word you are looking for.
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>>600572017
lost my shit
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>>600573817
Acceleration
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>>600574340
>faggot teenager detected
Go suck <popular youtuber>'s dick
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>>600571845
lying faggot. microwaves heat up water particles. no water in metal
lrn to physics
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>>600573822

I tried that last time and it's really cool looking. Also gives it a rainbow look. I still have mine somewhere.
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>>600574621
papa franku is very angry at you
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>>600574393

Your heart explodes not fun
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>>600573817
>world of energy
it's conservation of momentum faggot, learn2physics
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>>600574496
He can't physics 101, he is either trolling or legitimately stupid/didn't pay attention in high school.
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>>600569402
what does this have to do with masturbation ??
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>>600562146
Are these gang signs? I'm pretty sure they are. I always see African Americans and Mexican Americans doing these oitside corner markets.
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>>600571241
>2015
>Doesn't keep nitroglycerin in his pocket
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>>600562855
100% legit bill gates did dis
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>>600574621
>hurrrr durrrrr i hate youtube because its popular
>im not mainstream like you faggots
>brb gotta flip my vinyl
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>>600574775
Actually, the metal absorbs very little of the heat, still heats up but it wouldn't burn your hand. Most of the microwaves are reflected, but metal can still heat up. Just not to the extent of the organic molecules.
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>>600562628
>Centrifugal gravity.
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