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pick up lines thread, do your worst

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pick up lines thread, do your worst
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Charizards are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
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Are you an angel?
Because get in my fucking car I have your family.
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>>598998436
well, here we go
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>Hi, I like your shoes...wanna fuck?
>Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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>>598998488
Hehehehehehhee
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>>598998340
are your parents retareded?
because you seem to be a very special person
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wow you look great how about we catch a burger sometime?
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>>598998398
Thats a good one.
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck!
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>>598998340
Lets have some drinks and make some mistakes.

or

I have your nudes let me cum on your face or I put them on your facebook.
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There will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus.
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I'm a guitarist. Have sex with me.
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Ehhh gurl, want sum fuck?
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>>598998871
8 Planets*
You're forgetting the little white guy.
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>>598998340
Ayyy lmao.
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>>598999192
Trips, check em
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h..hi!
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>>598999334
Trips, check em.
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>>598999334
that was close
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I'm no weather man but your going to get a couple inches tonight
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>>598999397
Trips, check em.
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>>598999999
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>>598998340
>Hey, you look cute.. I'm gonna rape you now
Works every time.
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>>598999999
get?
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So... close...
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>>598999999
SHITSTOOOOOOORM
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Go ahead and call the cops, I'll just rape them too.
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EVERYBODY PANIC
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>>598999999
posts are slowing down a lot
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Hey baby, I just shat my pants
Mind if I come into yours?
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Is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Dad, I would be in prison.
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>>599000002
>>598999999
wow are you serious, 1 sec off fuck you
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>>598999999
Yizz
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>>598999999
OH SHIT
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>>598999999
failget
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>>598999999
OHOHHHHHH SHIIITTTT WHAAT?
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>>598999999
glorious
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>>598999999
>>599000000
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>>598999999
I'm freaking out right now
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>>598999999
HOLY SHIT
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>>598998340
up for a rape?
no?
that's the spirit!
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>>598999999
SHIEEEEEEET
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>>598999999
4chan is over
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>>598999999
Nigger
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>>598999999
EVERYONE DANCE IT'S TIME TO PARTY UWOOOOH
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Did you park under a streetlight?
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>>598999999
*panics*
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>>598999999

but what about

>>599000000
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>>598999999
You did it.
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>>598999999
>>598999999
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>598999999
Gratz faggot
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>>599999999
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>>598999999
Got it fags
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>>598999999
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>>599000282
Check my moves
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>>598999999
whoah
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>>598999999
Epic get
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>>598999999
NICE
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SHIIIIIT!!!!!!
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>>599000282
WHAT
THE
FUCK

NIGGER, WHO ARE YOU

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GET

EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
ONE

YOU'RE HERE
TELLING EVERYONE TO DANCE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING
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>>599000282
Woo
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>>598999999
hot diggity damn :D
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>>599000521
Shut your mouth CAP Faggot
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>Lets not turn this rape into a murder
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>>598999999
CHECKED
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>>598999999
all beautiful white women will be blacked one day. my get proves it.
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>>598999999
I knew the apocalypse was coming soon but not THIS soon, haven't even fucked my sister yet.
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>>598999999
Gotta capture this.
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>>599000521
I'm dancing
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100$ for some sex?

(dramatic pause to wait for girls to either become offended or not say anything and do the thing where they try to ignore you)

C'mon girls, I need the money!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTg0xRwlf14
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