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Lord Spiderus' Revenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lord Spiderus' Revenge


{There's a place called...
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>T'was a dank day in Sunny Patch
>Spiderus watched from outside the gayass flower church of unholy Satanbug worship
>he spotted his old hoe Miss Spider
>"Holly" said Lord Spiderus
>"why dat nigger and not my sexy ass?" he asked his-lord-self
>"I would've spun her up in my jizz"
>"I would've showered her in my shit"

>suddenly some newfag grasshopper fuck spills out "Let the bug orgy begin!"
>insects and arachnids of every shape and size begin whipping out their genitalia and mating instruments
>Bees are sting raping
>centipedes are having their centipenises sucked
>beetles are spotin their big dicks
>fireflies are gettin' kinky in the sky
>and them slutladybugs are shakin' their spots all over them horny skankbugs
>all was good and groovy in Sunny Patch

>then suddenly, everybug stopped
>their ears beheld the sound of "le fap fap fap"
>"That'd be le reddit armay" says the oldfag
>but no.
>dis shit wuz a threat even greater
>The whoreflies in the sky all turned off their vibrators
>but one whorefly was mid-gasm, and nothing could stop her flow
>they quickly brought her to the ground and beat dat bitch's ass

>then it appeared
>it was no chicken at all
>it was Lord Spiderus
>like Voldemort x69 his face and name struck fear into the horny little bugs
>his overly powerful sex appeal had their ovaries exploding with mere winks
>as he made his way past the bitches and hoes
>snappin necks of all non /b/ros that past him
>he knew which slut would be his
>Lord Spiderus came up to Miss Spider and he said, "yo hoe, you wanna be Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy?
>Cuz either way Imma whip dis spida dick in yo mouth
>and imma shoot deez webs up in your fuckin skull."
>Miss Spider looked at Holly
>He had already placed a .45 magnum in his mouth
>before she could say "do it" he had pulled this trigga
>Nigga was dead
>Now it's time to ravage in the glory that was Lord Spiderus' power of 1 Million penises of pleasure
>Miss Spider was instantaneously entered in every hole
>She wanted to scream, shit, and cry
>but there was no escape
>no backing out
>no end
>spiderus fucked her
>he FUCKED HER in every way shape and form imaginable
>he fucked her from every and all directions
>it was like he was fucking her in the future and in the past
>every memory she could think of was being fucked by Lord Spiderus
>and everything that ever happened after was being fucked by his Lordly spidercock
>Some say the fucking was so X-treme that the entire galaxy exploded and imploded
>at the same time
>it was the theory of all creation
>origin of all religion
>lyrics to every song
>ingredients to every meal
>then Miss Spider realized
>Lord Spiderus was everything
>Lord Spiderus was everyone
>Yet, Lord Spiderus was nothing
>But without Lord Spiderus there would be nothing
>and so, it was within that moment she realized
>with great power
>cums great responsibility
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>seeing pictures you made get posted by other anons
pretty dank
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Yes! Come my Spiderus Brother!

I found le link: http://www.funnyjunk.com/Spiderus+chan+comp/funny-pictures/5456166

Thy are the first disciple! Take now my holy copy pasta and spread it as far as Spiderus' legs touch the land!
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Spiderus shall become the dankest new maymay! Together Lord Spiderus shall prevail and enlighten the world!
This again.... :'D
Spiderberg or Heisenus?
Man, this guy sure is forcing his forced meme.
Better than the original
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You bet yo sweet ass. I'm on Lord Spiderus' commands.
Spiderberg. Perfect.
>>with great power
>>cums great responsibility
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will do,
Spiderus da Dank Spider-engine
Did you create all of these dank new maymays yourself in our lord's honor? Or did you retrieve them from else where?
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No, he's just another historical figure. Get your mind out of the gutter, anon, and into Spiderus's web.
How can Lord Spiderus be a historical figure, when he is history itself?
>Lord Spiderus is everyone
>Lord Spiderus is everything
That's why we see his face in every picture. Because now we know the truth. Only those within a Spiderus thread will see that Spiderus truly is everyone. Like the Matrix, but in real life.

>We are all in the Sunny Patch
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It's a MOOT point to take credit since I'm an anon, but those and any with a change in saturation or contrast are mine.

plus these from ms paint
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Someone explain what is this?

Watch it you heretic! Tis our bible.
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This is dumb.
And you're a faggot nigger who will burn in Oblivion.
Yeah whatever. Bye.
I remember seeing the first two pictures last night
Oh god this one
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Oh god I remember this foul fucking show...

Same. Which is why I reposted them.
It is demonstrating how Spiderus fucks from all directions
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Reposting these ones too
out of fucking no where
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Fucking worse than mlp and bronies, a new low

Anything to keep the thread alive for all to see.
And for this, I am proud to be a Spiderling.
This one needs to be reposted in every Spiderus thread.
Bumping to lead others to our glory
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I remember the confusion and fear this gave me as a young sprout.
Nice dubs
Promise me you shall spread my copypasta?
I feel that my spiderus sense is telling me to go now.
god bless your contributions anon
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Here's the original thread me and my buddy made.
>mfw we made a may may
>Spiderus bless
This is fucking glorious. I'm happy to have contributed. Also, my copypasta beats: >598528831
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Also, thankyou anon for teaching me how to archive threads, you have no idea how many amazing posts a newfag like myself has lost to the endless internet.
le reddit XDDDD
Damn you redditfag. Leave the fedora neckbeards out of this!
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here's to you bros,
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TFW the pics you made anon now come up on Google search for Spiderus

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this is the best day of my life. we're making this happen, bros.
I'm trying really fucking hard /b/rother. I have no photoshop skills whatsoever but it's always been my dream to help a meme happen, credited or not. I've been updating the thread every minute for an hour now. #SpiderusIsEverything
Instead of Shrek is love, Shrek is life


>Spiderus is everything

(like in the copypasta)
So far so good.

I second this.
Well I think it's time I retire. I'll archive the thread for future generations of Spiderus. Thanks based anon for the dank new maymay! Maybe I'll grow our subreddit.
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