Lord Spiderus' Revenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v

>>598719017
>Lord Spiderus came up to Miss Spider and he said, "yo hoe, you wanna be Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy?
>Cuz either way Imma whip dis spida dick in yo mouth
>and imma shoot deez webs up in your fuckin skull."
>Miss Spider looked at Holly
>He had already placed a .45 magnum in his mouth
>before she could say "do it" he had pulled this trigga
>Nigga was dead
>Now it's time to ravage in the glory that was Lord Spiderus' power of 1 Million penises of pleasure
>Miss Spider was instantaneously entered in every hole
>She wanted to scream, shit, and cry
>but there was no escape
>no backing out
>no end
>spiderus fucked her
>he FUCKED HER in every way shape and form imaginable
>he fucked her from every and all directions
>it was like he was fucking her in the future and in the past
>every memory she could think of was being fucked by Lord Spiderus
>and everything that ever happened after was being fucked by his Lordly spidercock
>Some say the fucking was so X-treme that the entire galaxy exploded and imploded
>at the same time
>it was the theory of all creation
>origin of all religion
>lyrics to every song
>ingredients to every meal
>then Miss Spider realized
>Lord Spiderus was everything
>Lord Spiderus was everyone
>Yet, Lord Spiderus was nothing
>But without Lord Spiderus there would be nothing
>and so, it was within that moment she realized
>with great power
>cums great responsibility

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>>598719179
>>598719345
>seeing pictures you made get posted by other anons
pretty dank

>>598719572
>>598719594
Yes! Come my Spiderus Brother!

I found le link: http://www.funnyjunk.com/Spiderus+chan+comp/funny-pictures/5456166

Thy are the first disciple! Take now my holy copy pasta and spread it as far as Spiderus' legs touch the land!

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LORD SPIDERUS

>>598720029
>>598720140
>>598719842
>>598719791
>>598719722
Spiderus shall become the dankest new maymay! Together Lord Spiderus shall prevail and enlighten the world!

>>598720192
This again.... :'D

>>598720192
Spiderberg or Heisenus?

>>598719017
>>598720298
Man, this guy sure is forcing his forced meme.

>>598720029
Better than the original

>>598720522
You bet yo sweet ass. I'm on Lord Spiderus' commands.

>>598720511
Spiderberg. Perfect.

>>598719072
>>with great power
>>cums great responsibility

>>598719791
Niggerus?

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>>598719884
will do,

>>598719594
Spiderus da Dank Spider-engine

>>598719572
Did you create all of these dank new maymays yourself in our lord's honor? Or did you retrieve them from else where?

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>>598720926
No, he's just another historical figure. Get your mind out of the gutter, anon, and into Spiderus's web.

>>598721240
How can Lord Spiderus be a historical figure, when he is history itself?
>Lord Spiderus is everyone
>Lord Spiderus is everything

>>598721609
That's why we see his face in every picture. Because now we know the truth. Only those within a Spiderus thread will see that Spiderus truly is everyone. Like the Matrix, but in real life.

>We are all in the Sunny Patch

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>>598721201
It's a MOOT point to take credit since I'm an anon, but those and any with a change in saturation or contrast are mine.

plus these from ms paint
>>598720192
>>598719926
>>598719567
>>598720607

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Someone explain what is this?

>>598722028
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXUaPFRw0M

Watch it you heretic! Tis our bible.

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>>598722159
This is dumb.

>>598722389
And you're a faggot nigger who will burn in Oblivion.

>>598722563
Yeah whatever. Bye.

>>598721907
I remember seeing the first two pictures last night

>>598722535
Oh god this one

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>>598719017
Oh god I remember this foul fucking show...


OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>598722853
Same. Which is why I reposted them.

>>598722935
It is demonstrating how Spiderus fucks from all directions

>>598720140
>>598720607
ALL HAIL!

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>>598723093
Reposting these ones too

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out of fucking no where

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>>598722159
Fucking worse than mlp and bronies, a new low

CONGRATS FAGGET

>>598723481
Anything to keep the thread alive for all to see.

>>598723680
And for this, I am proud to be a Spiderling.

>>598723600
This one needs to be reposted in every Spiderus thread.

Bumping to lead others to our glory

I remember the confusion and fear this gave me as a young sprout.

>>598723600
Nice dubs

>>598720522
>>598720511
>>598719722
DUBS DUBS DUBS

>>598724385
Promise me you shall spread my copypasta?
I feel that my spiderus sense is telling me to go now.

>>598721907
god bless your contributions anon
:^)

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>>598721907
>>598721201
Here's the original thread me and my buddy made.
>mfw we made a may may
https://4archive.org/b/thread/598520291

>>598725206
>Spiderus bless
FTFY

>>598725258
This is fucking glorious. I'm happy to have contributed. Also, my copypasta beats: >598528831

>>598725258
Also, thankyou anon for teaching me how to archive threads, you have no idea how many amazing posts a newfag like myself has lost to the endless internet.

le reddit XDDDD
http://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderus/

>>598726392
>http://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderus/
Damn you redditfag. Leave the fedora neckbeards out of this!

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>>598725258
here's to you bros,

>>598726902
TFW the pics you made anon now come up on Google search for Spiderus

https://www.google.com/search?q=Spiderus&rlz=1C1PRFC_enUS620US620&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=766&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=4KviVKPhKIOaNsWog8AC&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

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>>598728191
this is the best day of my life. we're making this happen, bros.

>>598728621
I'm trying really fucking hard /b/rother. I have no photoshop skills whatsoever but it's always been my dream to help a meme happen, credited or not. I've been updating the thread every minute for an hour now. #SpiderusIsEverything

>>598729144
Instead of Shrek is love, Shrek is life

it's

>Spiderus is everything

(like in the copypasta)

>>598729144
So far so good.

>>598729266
I second this.

>>598729729
Well I think it's time I retire. I'll archive the thread for future generations of Spiderus. Thanks based anon for the dank new maymay! Maybe I'll grow our subreddit.