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Fuck
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>>598587642
bump for interest
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>>598587642
that a rat? better kill it before it spawns
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hamster escaped. help retrieve
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show us it's weiner
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>>598588325
put food in open and wait
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lure it out with your dick
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Stick it in your ass.
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Find a vacuum cleaner with long hose attatchment
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boil it
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paint your dick like a sexy hamster and seduce it out
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>>598588468
>>598588522
>>598588563
>>598588563
>>598588618
Help me get it out and 69 decides what I do with it
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Get a box and good it up with a stick. Tie a string to the stick. Next, put some food under the box. When he is eating the food, pull the string and the box will fall, trapping the animal.

I've been hunting animals for 20 years so I know what I am talking about
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I love you guys
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His name is Boomer help me save him
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jus grab him ..sa hammster not a crocodile
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>>598589003
your hamster doesn't love you, buy a falcon and feed him to it
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>>598588750
please kill yourself
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>>598588750
who s that chick?
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informational video, starts at 1:55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs

try using his calls
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>>598589003
Get a coat hanger and ring him out all rough like
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Scoot him out from under the bed with a broomstick or something, then trap him under Tupperware.
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take it down
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>>598587642
just vacuum the fucker out....
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Call an ambulance and 911. Say your grandma is stuck under the bed and her angina is kicking in.
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Take it in as your own and love it till the day it dies. Take it under your wing and nurture it.
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use positive re-enforcement...and a stick
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>>598589605
re-roll
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>>598587642
>>598589003
more pics plz OP

more story
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>>598589605
pls
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