/b/ what did you get yourself for valentines day? Here is what I got myself, OC taken today. Also, pics you aren't supposed to share.
What did you get for valentine's day?
virgin faggots detected.
butthurt faggot with ugly gf detected
So much virgin butt hurt faggots here alone on valentines day
not my g/f
>went out with my gf last night, drinks and some food
>go back to my place and fuck her
>she leaves this morning for work
>work out, watch netflix, dick around on the internet all day
>Are escorts typically STD free?
you never know, but the cheaper they are, the greater the likelihood. even using a condom correctly doesn't eliminate the chance; some diseases' transmission is unaffected by condoms
Hell yeah. How do you usually find your escorts?
>you fuck the same girl every day?
i fuck her like once or twice per week, i don't really have the sexual appetite for more frequently than that. if i want something different i'll just watch porn
Nice OP, I got me her for v day.. Spent 600 for 4 hrs.. Fucked her.. We smoked weed and sniffed coke.. Couldn't bust a nut till I finnally did. Thanks to some poppers
here's the prego I had this week. First prego I ever fucked.
>not paying for pussy
>getting it for free
nigga thats like eating food you found on the ground
first shoot I have done with this girl, but I know I seen this tattoo somewhere. I think i've seen her pics on /b/ before... She's prego here, but only a few months. Has anyone else seen her? I took this pic earlier this week.
thought there would be more sharing in my thread, and less virgin faggots. here's another one of my "models" I fuck.
This one is actually good. 7.5/10
my pics fake? No I took every one of these.
I actually hire them for pics, but they always end up fucking. I'm 42, short, balding, beer gut, but when I tell them they are so beautiful, they melt in my mouth. I have fucked almost every model I have worked with. I mean, I'm still paying for it, but it's around the way.
let me tell you a story
I went out on a date today on tinder, 5/10 chick at best, chubby, watched shades of grey, bored out of my mindshe's a teetotal, don't smoke, anti-fun feminist.
got her in a taxi asap, left myself
got home.. called 2 polish escorts, 45 mins later I'm at their place.
one is 9/10 looks like emma stone but cuter, 5" tall, others brunette I'd say 7-8/10, deepthroat from the lil one while the other's french kissing me, switched over. both got good cock slurping skills
doggy while she's eating out her friend, switch over, got her on a couch with legs spread on armrests for some anal pounding while her friend films, got her on her knees and creampie her mouth, her idea i wanted to jizz on her face. left.. chatted for a bit, smoked a cig, went home, drank a beer
I paid to fuck hot chicks EASILY, in minutes and leave with NO DRAMA . NO HEADACHES
you call it sad, for me this is the DREAM. I don't care that i pay for the dream, when you've got money it's not a problem.
meanwhile some guys getting the run around from chicks where they cant even get their girl to suck their dick, have to do the mating ritual dance buying them dinner and texting back and forth, or hanging round in bars hunting for used up meat for hours before they get their dick wet and act like you're the alphas for not paying
the best part of hiring girls for photos is that you get to keep the memories after you fuck them... hahaha
This girl has been in playboy, and one of the few girls I did not fuck. But she was like a plastic girl, not real.
So fucking hot when one chick is blowing me while the other is kissing me. Pic related.
depends. I only hire amateurs. The playboy girl wanted to much money so I only used her twice, and she wouldn't give it up (another reason I only used her twice). Mostly between $50 and $300. Mostly on the lower end of that.
Lel. I have the skills I want. I'm dating 2 girls and still fucking on the side. A beta fag like you still has to hunt for resources (pussy). We are past that our resources are available anytime any place. We make the loot we call the shots. Learn something young grasshopper.
I did both of those things to
Fucking loved it.
Nice. I pay my girls 500 for a video shoot. But I deduct 80 for sti testing. I don't fuck girls bare that haven't been tested. I don't care for drugs. I care for infections and viruses.
epic speech, could not have said it better. It's all about resources. BTW, I notice I am the only one (mostly) posting pics. Pic related. Fat girl, but I wanted to - broaden - my portfolio.
I lost on the fat girls face though. She was very beautiful.
yeah she was hot, I don't even like tattoos, but I liked hers, except the collar.
she's a 5 foot nothin young hottie. loved her soo much. She's cuter than these pics.
you getting 2 girls confused, I use the stage name of "amber" for this girl.
I mean, I've only known this girl a couple weeks. Kinda figured she wouldn't use her real name. She looks like she can FUCK.
It's nice to know how she looks in clothes isn't so far off from the truth.
I just wished more shared my hobby. I aint even posted all my girls yet, never mind I have thousands of pics of most of them.
ah, that's my girl. She is from KY/TN area. She is just now 20, and gave birth to a son. My pics took place when she was 18 and 19. not a good pic here, but it's a selfie from a camera phone.
most of the pics here are mine. I only have a few (like 3) from that set available to share. Like I told you in the email, they can either expose the model or me. I wish I had time to edit the entire set cause it's hot.
Tramp stamp and eyebrow bags...my fetish How much you pay for her?
pic related some hookers I picked up the past week
Ever want a second photog on set? It's what I do professionally. I don't work with as many models, but I know my shit.
I've been artistic director for a bakery on the north side the past few months. Cupcakes cooperate better than people.
Yeah I kiss plenty of them, mouthwash.
just never go down on them..plenty of others do though.
kissing one whore while the others gagging feelsgoodman..might book 3 girls next week. Not that i can handle 3 at once, just nice to be greedy.
I promised this check I wouldn't tell anyone her real name. oh wait.
she was really beautiful. My only pro. But she was like plastic. Not the real thing. Not even a real personality.
Please post pics of the other grills? You'd make a lonely guy happy if you do. Where I'm from there's hardly any way for someone to purchase sexual favors, or at least I don't know where to look.
OP here. I posted 40+ pics here, not posting moar until you guys can man up. ITT fucking pussies talking about how my girls aren't good enough, while not being able to contribute better. Beta fags.
First of all why the fuck do you have drywall above your bathtub and secondly why the fuck do you not have any caulking in the seam? Enjoy your mold you fucking pleb...
Post on Craigslist in a medium to big size city. "Looking for a date with a lovely Pregnant woman. Any dates available?" You will get easily 4-5 replies within a few hours.
Population 200k+ cities.
how about starting today you better yourself more wealth more status so that you need not pay for companionship (its what they call it) ..think about it man negotiate with yourself not girls
>"how much did you pay for her?"
>not "how much did you pay her?"
>implying that she's an object not a person
This guy gets it.
Trying to post some videos but the limits so small, dunno how to convert iphone movies to webm online
pic relate hooker i fucked last week
my gf and i fucked on webcam in front of 3k people tonight- that was my gift
looks like the two of us are the only ones here who actually get money and fuck bitches on the low
here's sasha, a well known cam ho that i fucked before she got big
pic related; fucking this one tomorrow
i haven't got any amateur pics of her only brushed up shots like this
>mouth cream pie
>there'd be poo on your dick unless you requested anal when you called them as she wouldn't have douched
>MFW you spew a bunch of total bullshit and the other pathetic losers on here belive it
what does that tattoo say on her back?
this girl could take a fucking mouth creampie like none other
nothing like feeling that tongue the bottom of my dick while i bust it in her mouth
You can use a condom for anal and then take the condom off to finish. That is how most people who frequent prostitutes do it.
Most girls wont do it without condom unless they are offered double the usual rate, and most guys know they shouldn't do it without a condom anyways.
HOWEVER, bareback blowjobs are just a given in the prostitution world.
>my gf and i out for a nice dinner followed by sex at home
aka 90% of peoples valentiens day.
the other 5% are people at home doing nothing like a normal day and jerking/strumming it
the other other 5% are the lonely losers whinging about it on face book
Hookers are fun. Easy sex, loose rules, no expectations really other than cash.
But you never get the sense of accomplishment. Call me a faggot, but after all the hookers I've fucked and paid for, I always lacked that intangible afterglow that comes to define sex in all the great contexts.
You get it because you simply paid, you didn't find a way besides paying. Fucking someone on the same level on your own level, or even fucking someone below without resorting to pure monetary means, you've done something.
Somehow, that always made it better for me. I always knew the ass I was getting wanted it, wanted it bad enough to give it up no matter the circumstances. And when I'd managed to secure particularly interesting sexual activities, I could revel in the fact that I'd done it without any total exterior modes of coercion.
Dunno. Maybe it's just me.
>ahh, I've fucked many a girl in the ass, usually I don't end up with poo on my dick......
You probably don't fuck them properly. There is no way to fuck a normal girl in the ass without getting at least invisible poo on your dick.
Would you suck your own dick after fucking a chick in the ass?
I've done anal about 50 times with 4 different girls. ALWAYS get some doodoo or some weird creamy stuff on my dick. I actually pound them, not just putting the head in and pretending thats anal sex like most amateur porns do.
mfw anal with condom & absolutely no shit on dick
mfw oral creampie was something she went for, i was trying to bust on her face and she kept taking my hand off, getting her mouth deep and looking up at me moody. eventually i just gave in
mfw when another chick who takes a pounding up the dirt tube texted me tonight but i didnt see her cause she had a cold and she said she can send her sister round
mfw videos on my phone, if i want to shut you up or give into the reverse pysch bait I'll edit out my face and post it but im on a chromebook and got things to do
another one of her. she looks close to this in person.
obviously not as nice cause these are modelling shots but she's a looker.
I didn't get myself anything OP,
but I was nice enough to get this for you and your girlfriend.
>now i remember why i have a gf
>mfw virgin faggot won't ever post vids
>mfw virgin faggot makes up stories to pretend he's alpha
>mfw virgin faggot has to brag to /b/ about hookers he never paid for that never fucked him to make himself feel better about the fact that he's never made anything of his life
This anon knows whats up
>Go out with GF for valentines day
>Meet up at her place
>Give her a gift, remote control vibrator
>Watch movie holding the remote with the vibe egg on her
>Squirming in a minute
>She jumps on me
>fuck for an hour
>Go out for nice italian food after we fuck and shower
>Watch movie with her
>She leaves, now I'm posting on /b/
>Ewww, you mean you fuck the same girl every day?
few times a week, live in separate houses, so no getting sick of each other.
can't disagree with you there.
but not risking it without, even if its offered.
we can't have our cake and eat it.
if you got a girl that gives you all the dirty sex you want, when you want then more power to you.
I know guys that said they have to work hard to even get oral from their girl.. I think thats insane
Sup OP, I have the same hobby. Don't give the idea away to everybody though! Only so much talent on /tlg
My Valentines day seems pretty damn tame compared to some of the stories you guys make up.
Took her out to dinner, shared a pizza. Went to see Big Hero 6, came home. Now she's doing some schoolwork and I'm on /b/. When she's done we're gonna play some Mario Kart.
Married life though.
Why does EVERY SINGLE whore in these sets have HUGE unappealing tattoos??
Like are you ok with paying that hoe $200 and then her going straight to the parlor to blow it on ink?
Nvm, what am I thinking? They probably just find a tattoo "artist" and duck them in exchange for tattoos.
This is the worlds oldest profession, guys, like it or not.
Had this one polishing her footjob skills to pay her college bills
>Why does EVERY SINGLE whore in these sets have HUGE unappealing tattoos??
You do understand the type of girls who generally become $70-$200 prostitutes, right? Most of them have serious mental health issues, drug addiction, body image issues etc.
The type of girl to get a giant tattoo on their body is the type of girl willing to suck your dick for that tattoo. I know girls who would rather get tattoos than have a stable roof over their head.
It is worth it for them to suck some 65 year old guys cock twice a week to sleep on his couch, so they can afford new tattoos. These girls are not right.
Normal girls without major issues who escort charge $200+ just a blowjob or quick fuck and don't use backpage or craigslist.
>calling people virgins
>literally had to pay for sex
Oi m8 i am laffin
I don't really remember last Valentine's day, but the one before I fucked two chicks.
>Went out, fucked this new chick I was seeing
>I think I fucked her ass that day
>wife asked about my day
>told her about my fuck
>she told me how hot that was
MFW she sucked dried pussy juice off my face
But yeah, this year we cleaned house, bought furniture, and I fucked around in my "herb" garden. Also went to In N Out and got a chocolate+strawberry shake. Came home, had a Scottish (style) ale then she made me bacon wrapped chicken for dinner and we had strawberry wine. Not everyday is about fucking strange and having threesomes.
Those tattoos are red flags for long term relationships but open for business red lights for rumpy pumpy
doesn't matter. desired result is penis in berginer. you can keep thinking youre a champ for your 6/10 fatty you took out for dinner, regularly listen to her whinging, who takes half your money for the rest of your relationship. in the hopes of some mediocre missionary with her shirt on and lights on.