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/b/ what did you get yourself for valentines day? Here is what

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/b/ what did you get yourself for valentines day? Here is what I got myself, OC taken today. Also, pics you aren't supposed to share.
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damn she was a hot little thing.
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>>598369163
why is her face not the same color as the rest of her?
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>>598369163
How much/hour?
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bubble bath
What did you get for valentine's day?
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>>598369728
why the fuck is her face not the same color as her body? Dont act like just cause its "Oc" your bitch is attractive. cause shes not
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>>598370057
>>598370388
Probably uses some sort of tanning cream on her face
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>>598370204
standard rates.
>>598370388
>>598370057
virgin faggots detected.
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>>598370812
butthurt faggot with ugly gf detected
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>>598369163
nice op. better view of feet?
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Banging $100.00 escorts is something anyone can do on any day.
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>>598369163
From earlier.
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get in here faggots!!!!

>>598370408
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So much virgin butt hurt faggots here alone on valentines day
>>598370986
not my g/f
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>>598370812
Well what the fuck is a standard rate?
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>>598371531
photoshoot and fucking (I have 3D camcorder for that shit hahaha)
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>>598371531
usually 150-200/hr. OP may have been different. I'd give her the low end of 150
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>>598370986
Virgin who do sent know what prostitute is detected
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>>598369163

trailer trash/10
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>>598371804
yeah that covers it.
come on, I started, post valentine pics.
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>>598369163

>went out with my gf last night, drinks and some food
>go back to my place and fuck her
>she leaves this morning for work
>work out, watch netflix, dick around on the internet all day
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post more op
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>>598371804
She looks worth it. Are escorts typically STD free? I plan to use a condom of course, but sometimes that shit slips and I wanna make sure I don't get AIDS
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>>598371531
For an ugly bitch like OP $30 a half hour, less if you're a nigger (because you know they ain't got $30) or have some H.
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>>598372244
I haven't caught anything yet.
>>598371946
Ewww, you mean you fuck the same girl every day?
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>>598371698
Fat fuck or zit faced need detected.
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>>598372244
>Are escorts typically STD free?
you never know, but the cheaper they are, the greater the likelihood. even using a condom correctly doesn't eliminate the chance; some diseases' transmission is unaffected by condoms
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>>598372419
Hell yeah. How do you usually find your escorts?
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>>598372544
Firreal? Well fuck. What's a safe price range in your opinion?
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>>598372419
>you fuck the same girl every day?
i fuck her like once or twice per week, i don't really have the sexual appetite for more frequently than that. if i want something different i'll just watch porn
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>>598372714
Advertise for models, they always end up fucking me. Just tell them they are so beautiful and they turn into butter.
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>>598373015
Lame, I fucked 3 different girls this week. Hahahah one was prego.
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Nice OP, I got me her for v day.. Spent 600 for 4 hrs.. Fucked her.. We smoked weed and sniffed coke.. Couldn't bust a nut till I finnally did. Thanks to some poppers
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>>598373045
Advertise for models? Explain your process.
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>>598373223
here's the prego I had this week. First prego I ever fucked.
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>>598370812
smiling is another price right? That's why I can't pay for sex, this girls are dead inside.
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>>598373322
The fuck you doing?

PAYING for pussy....
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>>598373706
no, that's my competitive advantage. I don't like competition.
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>>598373893
Fuck. Well, like on cragislist?
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>>598373322
nice bro. I'd like to see her too!
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>>598373810
I don't need to pay for pussy but its convenient and no drama or games or social consequenses.. Besides I can afford it.
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>>598373810
>not paying for pussy
>getting it for free

nigga thats like eating food you found on the ground
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>>598373322
>$600 for four hours
damn dat aint bad
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>>598373322
Wow just wow... that's fucking pathetic even for /b/. I guess you couldn't afford a non mouth breather.
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>>598373792
yeah, that's all you got?
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>>598374253
You don't know how to communicate with them. It's different than regular girls. You have toapp earl to their perception of you. All they need is comfort.
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>>598374133
>>598374177
this.
Besides, you pay for it one way or the other. I just get to select the bitches I want tonight. Tonight I like red heads.
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>>598370388
Doesnt know how to match her make up to skin tone
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>>598374195
Yup she ran me a deal.. Great fucking body too.. She was really nice.. They treat you real well if you make them comfortable.. And no bull shut games to play
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>>598374564
You sir, have spoken some of the rare words of wisdom in this place
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>>598369163
>>598369728
>>598370246
>>598371482
>>598370812

>disgusting neck tattoo
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>>598370057
Her foundation is just wsy darker than her skin. Common make up mistake
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>>598369163


i got myself the new 3DS and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.... love MH and it was time i got a new 3DS anyhow
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>>598373718
first shoot I have done with this girl, but I know I seen this tattoo somewhere. I think i've seen her pics on /b/ before... She's prego here, but only a few months. Has anyone else seen her? I took this pic earlier this week.
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>>598375064
yeah, I agree, but I still think she's hot.
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>>598371104
Oh shit, you sent yourself a valentines day card?

That's cringe y.
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>>598372928
$20 and up.
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Moar of my v day present
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thought there would be more sharing in my thread, and less virgin faggots. here's another one of my "models" I fuck.
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>>598375676
very nice
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>>598375773
all fake. We all know it too.
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another one
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>>598375773
OP, when u hire these girls do tell them about the pics. Or do you ask the then after you paid the..

Guy with the 600/ 4hrs here
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>>598375773
>>598376072
This one is actually good. 7.5/10
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>>598373322
You had to pay her 600 plus give her coke and weed
ISHYDDT
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>>598375885
my pics fake? No I took every one of these.
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>>598376326
What? you can't afford 600? I always have coke and weed its not like it's anything special
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>>598376351
Lel. They just hating bro. Fuck em we can hire hoes whenever we want.
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>>598376146
I actually hire them for pics, but they always end up fucking. I'm 42, short, balding, beer gut, but when I tell them they are so beautiful, they melt in my mouth. I have fucked almost every model I have worked with. I mean, I'm still paying for it, but it's around the way.
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>>598374564
I buy myself hookers from the street if I get all coked up first
>when I have money I go for the backpage girls
>usually I just get fuck up on drugs and fuck whores
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>>598373810

let me tell you a story

I went out on a date today on tinder, 5/10 chick at best, chubby, watched shades of grey, bored out of my mindshe's a teetotal, don't smoke, anti-fun feminist.
got her in a taxi asap, left myself

got home.. called 2 polish escorts, 45 mins later I'm at their place.

one is 9/10 looks like emma stone but cuter, 5" tall, others brunette I'd say 7-8/10, deepthroat from the lil one while the other's french kissing me, switched over. both got good cock slurping skills

doggy while she's eating out her friend, switch over, got her on a couch with legs spread on armrests for some anal pounding while her friend films, got her on her knees and creampie her mouth, her idea i wanted to jizz on her face. left.. chatted for a bit, smoked a cig, went home, drank a beer

I paid to fuck hot chicks EASILY, in minutes and leave with NO DRAMA . NO HEADACHES

you call it sad, for me this is the DREAM. I don't care that i pay for the dream, when you've got money it's not a problem.

meanwhile some guys getting the run around from chicks where they cant even get their girl to suck their dick, have to do the mating ritual dance buying them dinner and texting back and forth, or hanging round in bars hunting for used up meat for hours before they get their dick wet and act like you're the alphas for not paying
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>>598376732
the best part of hiring girls for photos is that you get to keep the memories after you fuck them... hahaha
This girl has been in playboy, and one of the few girls I did not fuck. But she was like a plastic girl, not real.
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>>598371104

saved for cringe thread
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ITT burned out drug addicts makin mad loot from lonely betafags with no skills
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>>598369163
Jesus what a horrible tattoo.
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>>598375773
euro guy here, nice shares..girls look fine, where abouts they from?
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>>598377497
Nice OP. What rate do you offer them?
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>>598377440
You sir are a hero. Teach me your ways oh wise one
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>>598377440
this.
So fucking hot when one chick is blowing me while the other is kissing me. Pic related.
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>>598377970
Thanks anon.

>>598376334
This one is from chicago. Where I am at at the moment
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>>598377440
Couldn't have said it better anon. Good job bro
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>>598378073
gross
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>>598377983
depends. I only hire amateurs. The playboy girl wanted to much money so I only used her twice, and she wouldn't give it up (another reason I only used her twice). Mostly between $50 and $300. Mostly on the lower end of that.
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my biggest fear is thinking with my dick. I know the right thing to do would be to use a condom and not eat them out but god dammit i dont think i would be asble to resist
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>>598378532
Don't worry they won't let u do it bare anon
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>>598378802
glorious
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>>598377536
Lel. I have the skills I want. I'm dating 2 girls and still fucking on the side. A beta fag like you still has to hunt for resources (pussy). We are past that our resources are available anytime any place. We make the loot we call the shots. Learn something young grasshopper.
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>>598378532
I did both of those things to
>>598369163
Fucking loved it.
Pic related
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>>598378518
Nice. I pay my girls 500 for a video shoot. But I deduct 80 for sti testing. I don't fuck girls bare that haven't been tested. I don't care for drugs. I care for infections and viruses.
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>>598377440

if you act like an alpha, you're an alpha.
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>>598379457
That shit doesn't work even in theory. Come back to reality bro.
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>>598375170
Way cuter than the other one
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>>598379135
epic speech, could not have said it better. It's all about resources. BTW, I notice I am the only one (mostly) posting pics. Pic related. Fat girl, but I wanted to - broaden - my portfolio.
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>>598379863
Thanks anon. I also posted.
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>>598371068
>something anyone with $100 can do
FTFY
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Good thread. Would lurk again.
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>>598380155
Being able to and actually doing isn't the same.. Like for example you have potential to be great.. But you arent.

There you have it.
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>>598379863
I lost on the fat girls face though. She was very beautiful.
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>>598380484
Would look better with a jizz mask.... From me... Kek
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my love, but a real druggie.
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>>598373015
Mah nigga. Doin it plane jane style livin.
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>>598376946
Dixie is cute, great body, nice feet
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>>598381050
Dude plz moar of her!!
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>>598378143

Amber is not her name. She's my boss. Got more of her?
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>>598381050
Damn, buy that girl some shoes. Dirty feet...
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>>598369163
who the fuck mounts a thermostat so fucking high
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>>598381050
say her try to clean some feet
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>>598381155
yeah she was hot, I don't even like tattoos, but I liked hers, except the collar.
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>>598381506
Kids don't fuck with it then.
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>>598381506
manlet detected
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>>598381400
Oh reallly? Are u in chicago. I have a few lemme dig for them.
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>>598380462
>you have potential to be great.. But you arent.
dammit Anon
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>>598381560
Sunlight + the red hair = actually a nice picture, anon. Good job.
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>>598381506
hahaha, she's not even 5 foot tall.
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>>598381400
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>>598381560
really cute, love her face and hair, and I agree with you about the tattoos
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>>598381749
thanks, one of my few. broken clock is right twice a day.
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>>598381678

Yeah, in Chicago. Maybe Amber is her middle name? Not that I care, she's only been my boss a few weeks, so this is like a goddamn jackpot haha
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>>598382221
Oh really?? well spree some details bro!
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>>598382221
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>>598381349
she's a 5 foot nothin young hottie. loved her soo much. She's cuter than these pics.
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>>598382464
She looks like a delightful fuck.. That's skin tone bro!
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my date wore this out
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>>598382464
Meh white trash in a motel room. Meh
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>>598382464
Where r u sharing from anon? Location.
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>>598381050
she rub her feet in charcoal first or something?
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>>598382221
you getting 2 girls confused, I use the stage name of "amber" for this girl.
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>>598382380
Still has the face piercings, dresses to show off her body, but not like a whore, has the same laugh as my ex, and can keep up with me drinking. Which is saying a lot.
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>>598382838
Very nice anon. I'm jelouse of that guitar
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>>598382936
Nice
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>>598381050
them feet tho
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>>598376946
more dixie op!!!!
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>>598382876
>>598382847
>>598381537
>>598381448
Dude she's a H addict, I'm happy the rest of her body is clean - mostly. lol.
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>>598369728
Is that a wedding ring over her glove..?
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>>598382918
>
I mean, I've only known this girl a couple weeks. Kinda figured she wouldn't use her real name. She looks like she can FUCK.
It's nice to know how she looks in clothes isn't so far off from the truth.
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Good stuff OP. Thanks for sharing with us.
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>>598377440
Damn if only I had the money
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>>598383432
this girl
>>598382918
I call amber, and is not the same girl as
>>598381958
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>>598383521
Offer to drive them to their clients in exchange for servcie. Don't be creepy
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>>598383811
Right, I'm talking about >>598375773
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>>598383615
I just wished more shared my hobby. I aint even posted all my girls yet, never mind I have thousands of pics of most of them.
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>>598384127
ah, that's my girl. She is from KY/TN area. She is just now 20, and gave birth to a son. My pics took place when she was 18 and 19. not a good pic here, but it's a selfie from a camera phone.
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>>598384651
>>598382918
>>598375773
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>>598382918
Hey dude it's DP. Finally the viking set of amber! Post all of it, please :)
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>>598385098
she's fresh and only 18 there.
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>>598385098
Yummy!
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>>598385173
most of the pics here are mine. I only have a few (like 3) from that set available to share. Like I told you in the email, they can either expose the model or me. I wish I had time to edit the entire set cause it's hot.
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>>598384651
She looks crazy as fuck.
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>>598382464
Nice shares
Tramp stamp and eyebrow bags...my fetish How much you pay for her?


pic related some hookers I picked up the past week
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>>598385536
she was posing for a selfie, wow, what are you 40?
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>>598384651
Ever want a second photog on set? It's what I do professionally. I don't work with as many models, but I know my shit.
I've been artistic director for a bakery on the north side the past few months. Cupcakes cooperate better than people.
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>>598385527
I realized you were OP when I saw the red tub. More of her in general appreciated :)
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>>598385967
Are you fucking serious? You take pictures of buns?

No.
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>>598385098
Great Pic!! Dreamy eyes
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>>598369163
Didn't get anything until tomorrow because gf is computer retarded and doesn't know how to upload files
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>>598385098
Would love to see a cock in this stacked broad!
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>>598386175
right, I have some great pics of her, and some suck ass ones. Still can't share them unless I have similar content. We are still good, and I will work with you.
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>>598369163
Some vodka and coolers oh and a small shot of gin
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>>598386679
I have videos, (not postable here, 3D HD format). Let me check if I took any pics.
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>>598386242
Sweets, not buns. What are you? 40?
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>>598386768
Cool. :) Thanks. Email sent.
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>>598371531
Legal escorts? ~$200/hr
Hookers that are actually good at fucking? ~$75
Either way you are getting itchy dick.

I got myself nothing. Because I'm a fucking loser with no money.
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>>598373322
>Spent 600 for 4 hrs
kek, thats so sad
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>>598377440

how much did you pay for both?


>>598377440
>>598378073

wait.. you guys kiss these whores? lol
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>>598370812
You paid for that? You got ripped off.
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>>598369163
gross
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Thick ass cucumber insertion.
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>>598370812
you actually paid for that? wow....just wow
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enjoy your herpes
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>>598387793
Loving that POV. Fapping on her tits.
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>>598377440

>while her friend films

post the vid kneegrow
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>>598375170
Is her name Ashley by any chance?
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>>598387860
post pics of chicks you got for free that were better.
do it faggot.
You won't cause you can't.
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>>598385904
Hey fuck tard, age has nothing to do with anything here. You just confirmed your ugly bitch is crazy. Not that it matters but I'm 25.
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>>598387468
Yeah I kiss plenty of them, mouthwash.
just never go down on them..plenty of others do though.

kissing one whore while the others gagging feelsgoodman..might book 3 girls next week. Not that i can handle 3 at once, just nice to be greedy.
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>>598388037
no
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>>598378518
>Only hires amateurs
>Hires a girl that was in Playboy
>Twice.

I respect what you're doing, but this hiring her a second time was a dumb move.
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>>598387860
here shit head, you have nasty ass taste
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>>598388009
I'm trying but keep hitting filesize limit or some shit about webm audo crap.
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I promised this check I wouldn't tell anyone her real name. oh wait.
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>>598382918
Moar of her. And OP: you're a scholar and a gentleman.
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>>598388054
and another, since you suck at life
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>>598388419
she was really beautiful. My only pro. But she was like plastic. Not the real thing. Not even a real personality.
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>>598389141
Got any pics of you fucking them? One of my fetishes is old, balding men fucking young grills.
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>>598388976
a Hispanic girl? come back when you want to play with the big boys.
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>>598389489
she's white, you're a moron. however, she is a yoga instructor
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>>598389388
yeah, all of them, but not this model. she thought her shit didn't stink cause she was in playboy.
>>
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>>598389657
hispanics are white, doesn't mean they aren't freaking mexicans. come back when you have an american girl.
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>>598385546
Fucked that skanks ass raw
Bet your dickhole is burning?
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>>598389763
Please post pics of the other grills? You'd make a lonely guy happy if you do. Where I'm from there's hardly any way for someone to purchase sexual favors, or at least I don't know where to look.
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>>598389976
lol, i will she lives in Seattle ;) and you must have ignored the redhead as well
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OP here. I posted 40+ pics here, not posting moar until you guys can man up. ITT fucking pussies talking about how my girls aren't good enough, while not being able to contribute better. Beta fags.
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>>598390371
you posted nasty ass crack whores, thanks!
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I had a delicious cheeseburger.
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shit, you know what? next year I'm gonna pay for a decent hooker on V-day.

I'm sure they charge extra.. but I'm a good negotiator.
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>>598390464
post who you fucked tonight. That's right, you can't, virgin fag.
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>>598388570

eh just post it on xvideos or something
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>>598370812
First of all why the fuck do you have drywall above your bathtub and secondly why the fuck do you not have any caulking in the seam? Enjoy your mold you fucking pleb...
>>
.easy here ,in london can flick through a menu of about 700 escorts just in 10 mile radius, none of the backpage, cl shit

>>598378073
damn nice, petite >>
>>
How do you guys fuck pregnant chicks? I really want to fuck one but I don't know any or where to find any
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>>598391189

Post on Craigslist in a medium to big size city. "Looking for a date with a lovely Pregnant woman. Any dates available?" You will get easily 4-5 replies within a few hours.

Population 200k+ cities.
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>>598390760
my wife, who even after bearing a child doesn't look beat. Which is unlike the women you pay for
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>>598390748
how about starting today you better yourself more wealth more status so that you need not pay for companionship (its what they call it) ..think about it man negotiate with yourself not girls
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>>598384162

i share your hobby
heres one of mine
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>>598385546
>"how much did you pay for her?"
>not "how much did you pay her?"
>implying that she's an object not a person
This guy gets it.
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>>598390371
Trying to post some videos but the limits so small, dunno how to convert iphone movies to webm online

pic relate hooker i fucked last week
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my gf and i fucked on webcam in front of 3k people tonight- that was my gift
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>>598391686

thats whats up
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>>598392143
>inb4 mods
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>>598392407

uhhhh, why?
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>>598392143
more pics?
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>>598392559
kill yourself
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>>598390371
>>598391686
>>598392257

manning up.

looks like the two of us are the only ones here who actually get money and fuck bitches on the low

here's sasha, a well known cam ho that i fucked before she got big
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>>598391628
i still plan on having a girlfriend too.
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>>598393349
pic related; fucking this one tomorrow
i haven't got any amateur pics of her only brushed up shots like this
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>>598377440
>>598377440

>anal
>mouth cream pie
>there'd be poo on your dick unless you requested anal when you called them as she wouldn't have douched
>kissing prostitutes
>friend films

>MFW you spew a bunch of total bullshit and the other pathetic losers on here belive it
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>>598382464
>>598382464

what does that tattoo say on her back?
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>>598394086
Holy screwdrivers. I think my heart just skipped a beat.
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>>598394479

this girl could take a fucking mouth creampie like none other

nothing like feeling that tongue the bottom of my dick while i bust it in her mouth
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>>598394997

fuckkk yeah she was so dope
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>>598394479

You can use a condom for anal and then take the condom off to finish. That is how most people who frequent prostitutes do it.

Most girls wont do it without condom unless they are offered double the usual rate, and most guys know they shouldn't do it without a condom anyways.

HOWEVER, bareback blowjobs are just a given in the prostitution world.
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ate french toast by myself in the morning, did nothing all day, watched netflix and chilled with my phone, got a costco pizza and smoothie, jacked off, and now im here
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>my gf and i out for a nice dinner followed by sex at home

aka 90% of peoples valentiens day.

the other 5% are people at home doing nothing like a normal day and jerking/strumming it

the other other 5% are the lonely losers whinging about it on face book
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>>598394479
>confirmed for virginfag
ahh, I've fucked many a girl in the ass, usually I don't end up with poo on my dick......
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>>598377440

Hookers are fun. Easy sex, loose rules, no expectations really other than cash.

But you never get the sense of accomplishment. Call me a faggot, but after all the hookers I've fucked and paid for, I always lacked that intangible afterglow that comes to define sex in all the great contexts.

You get it because you simply paid, you didn't find a way besides paying. Fucking someone on the same level on your own level, or even fucking someone below without resorting to pure monetary means, you've done something.

Somehow, that always made it better for me. I always knew the ass I was getting wanted it, wanted it bad enough to give it up no matter the circumstances. And when I'd managed to secure particularly interesting sexual activities, I could revel in the fact that I'd done it without any total exterior modes of coercion.

Dunno. Maybe it's just me.
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>>598395732
>ahh, I've fucked many a girl in the ass, usually I don't end up with poo on my dick......

You probably don't fuck them properly. There is no way to fuck a normal girl in the ass without getting at least invisible poo on your dick.

Would you suck your own dick after fucking a chick in the ass?

I've done anal about 50 times with 4 different girls. ALWAYS get some doodoo or some weird creamy stuff on my dick. I actually pound them, not just putting the head in and pretending thats anal sex like most amateur porns do.
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>>598394479
mfw anal with condom & absolutely no shit on dick
mfw oral creampie was something she went for, i was trying to bust on her face and she kept taking my hand off, getting her mouth deep and looking up at me moody. eventually i just gave in
mfw when another chick who takes a pounding up the dirt tube texted me tonight but i didnt see her cause she had a cold and she said she can send her sister round
mfw videos on my phone, if i want to shut you up or give into the reverse pysch bait I'll edit out my face and post it but im on a chromebook and got things to do

>>598394086
another one of her. she looks close to this in person.
obviously not as nice cause these are modelling shots but she's a looker.
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>>598369163
I didn't get myself anything OP,

but I was nice enough to get this for you and your girlfriend.
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>>598376072
she looks like whore from facial abuse
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>>598370812
moar?
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>>598395109
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>>598395370
>>598396422

>condoms
>now i remember why i have a gf
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>>598396422

>mfw virgin faggot won't ever post vids
>mfw virgin faggot makes up stories to pretend he's alpha
>mfw virgin faggot has to brag to /b/ about hookers he never paid for that never fucked him to make himself feel better about the fact that he's never made anything of his life
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>>598382464
Do you have moar of her?
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>>598375064
Not really a neck tattoo when it's not on the neck. That's chest bub.
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>>598371946
This anon knows whats up

>Go out with GF for valentines day
>Meet up at her place
>Give her a gift, remote control vibrator
>Watch movie holding the remote with the vibe egg on her
>Squirming in a minute
>She jumps on me
>fuck for an hour
>Go out for nice italian food after we fuck and shower
>Watch movie with her
>She leaves, now I'm posting on /b/

>>598372419
>Ewww, you mean you fuck the same girl every day?
few times a week, live in separate houses, so no getting sick of each other.
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>>598397474
can't disagree with you there.
but not risking it without, even if its offered.
we can't have our cake and eat it.

if you got a girl that gives you all the dirty sex you want, when you want then more power to you.

I know guys that said they have to work hard to even get oral from their girl.. I think thats insane
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>>598376072
LKDHLKLDSJKDS
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Sup OP, I have the same hobby. Don't give the idea away to everybody though! Only so much talent on /tlg
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>>598376946
It's you again! OH MY GOD. You're in LOUISVILLE. I WANT MORE OF THIS BITCH.
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>>598397633
>mfw now the reverse pyschology is getting a bit too blatant
>>
My Valentines day seems pretty damn tame compared to some of the stories you guys make up.

Took her out to dinner, shared a pizza. Went to see Big Hero 6, came home. Now she's doing some schoolwork and I'm on /b/. When she's done we're gonna play some Mario Kart.

Married life though.
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>>598398393
>>598398314
I'm the one who thought this chick was in my ex's grandma's house. Apparently I was wrong, but it was pretty much the same. I want more Dixie though.
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Why does EVERY SINGLE whore in these sets have HUGE unappealing tattoos??

Like are you ok with paying that hoe $200 and then her going straight to the parlor to blow it on ink?

Nvm, what am I thinking? They probably just find a tattoo "artist" and duck them in exchange for tattoos.

This is the worlds oldest profession, guys, like it or not.
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>>598399035
This guy is a photographer, he doesn't fuck them.
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Had this one polishing her footjob skills to pay her college bills
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>>598399352
See
>>598371698
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>>598399541
>Nylon
>Not bare feet
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>>598399035
>Why does EVERY SINGLE whore in these sets have HUGE unappealing tattoos??

You do understand the type of girls who generally become $70-$200 prostitutes, right? Most of them have serious mental health issues, drug addiction, body image issues etc.

The type of girl to get a giant tattoo on their body is the type of girl willing to suck your dick for that tattoo. I know girls who would rather get tattoos than have a stable roof over their head.

It is worth it for them to suck some 65 year old guys cock twice a week to sleep on his couch, so they can afford new tattoos. These girls are not right.

Normal girls without major issues who escort charge $200+ just a blowjob or quick fuck and don't use backpage or craigslist.
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>>598399675
I got her to put those on to see how it feels.
results: feelsgoodman
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>>598400165
noice!
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>>598371482
>calling people virgins
>literally had to pay for sex
Oi m8 i am laffin
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I don't really remember last Valentine's day, but the one before I fucked two chicks.
>Went out, fucked this new chick I was seeing
>I think I fucked her ass that day
>went home
>wife asked about my day
>told her about my fuck
>she told me how hot that was
>blew me
MFW she sucked dried pussy juice off my face


But yeah, this year we cleaned house, bought furniture, and I fucked around in my "herb" garden. Also went to In N Out and got a chocolate+strawberry shake. Came home, had a Scottish (style) ale then she made me bacon wrapped chicken for dinner and we had strawberry wine. Not everyday is about fucking strange and having threesomes.
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>>598399796
Yes

Those tattoos are red flags for long term relationships but open for business red lights for rumpy pumpy


>>598400431
doesn't matter. desired result is penis in berginer. you can keep thinking youre a champ for your 6/10 fatty you took out for dinner, regularly listen to her whinging, who takes half your money for the rest of your relationship. in the hopes of some mediocre missionary with her shirt on and lights on.
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>>598401100
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>598402015
you have a 4chan fedora folder saved on your computer
enough said
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>>598402260
Burned me mate.
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>>598375170
>>598373718
Please post more of here. Did you get any of you two together?
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