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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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greentext stories post your best
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>>598282119
Old, reposted ten times a day, and not very funny in the first place. 0/10 you'd have to be a newfag to start a greentext thread with that.
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>>598282119
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>>598283420
Not this again...
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anyone have the one with the 15/16 year old who played the tongue game with his 13 yr old cousin that was on an earlier thread ?
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>>598283420
That was absolute shit, you should delete it from your folder so you don't accidentally post it again.
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Feels...
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>>598284585
people actually read all that shit?
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>>598284585
Waaay too long for what I'm sure is almost zero payoff.
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>>598283420
you fucking son a bitch must give 10/10
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>>598284585
Nigga I ain't reading that shit
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>>598284656
Its worth it though
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>>598284783
This one is 100% worth reading.
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>>598283420
That was too much reading for a kek
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>>598284783
It's been speculated that this guy eventually turned into "The Beast" from another anon's IT story.
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>>598284585
>Guy fucks his bro's girl
>tfw 'feels'
overrated post of 2015
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>>598285200
The Lord Of The MILFs?
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>>598285488
That's the one
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>>598285488
Yep
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>>598286141
Did you really screenshot that?
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>>598286212
>>598286141
0/10
Why do you even have those saved?
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>>598286255
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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>>598286255
someone did.
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>>598282119
I'm fucking crying
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/r/ing the one that ends with
>never did get those Pokemon cards
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>>598286255
>>598286409
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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Bump from lurker, post moar faggots.
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>>598288705
not sure if all greentexts I'm posting are good, picking randomly from folder
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>>598289822
anon deliver moar
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>>598286932
>how to take a screenshot
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>>598291672
It's the little things that always get you
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>>598289293
LOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD
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>>598289822
post full
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>>598292396
I've read this story 6 times and 6 times I lost hard
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OP, you're alone in your thread. What are you hoping to achieve ?
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Can somebody post, the sad story of anon's girlfriend getting killed in 9/11
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>>598292723
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>>598293364
Enlightenment
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>>598293520
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More than half of the greentexts here were posted in a thread last night.

Fucking faggots.
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