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>>598282119
Old, reposted ten times a day, and not very funny in the first place. 0/10 you'd have to be a newfag to start a greentext thread with that.

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>>598282119

>>598283420
Not this again...

anyone have the one with the 15/16 year old who played the tongue game with his 13 yr old cousin that was on an earlier thread ?

>>598283420
That was absolute shit, you should delete it from your folder so you don't accidentally post it again.

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Feels...

>>598284585
people actually read all that shit?

>>598284585
Waaay too long for what I'm sure is almost zero payoff.

>>598283420
you fucking son a bitch must give 10/10

>>598284585
Nigga I ain't reading that shit

>>598284656
Its worth it though

>>598284783
This one is 100% worth reading.

>>598283420
That was too much reading for a kek

>>598284783
It's been speculated that this guy eventually turned into "The Beast" from another anon's IT story.

>>598284585
>Guy fucks his bro's girl
>tfw 'feels'
overrated post of 2015

>>598285200
The Lord Of The MILFs?

>>598285488
That's the one

>>598285488
Yep

>>598286141
Did you really screenshot that?

>>598286212
>>598286141
0/10
Why do you even have those saved?

>>598286255
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>>598286255
someone did.

>>598282119
I'm fucking crying

/r/ing the one that ends with
>never did get those Pokemon cards

>>598286255
>>598286409
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Bump from lurker, post moar faggots.

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>>598288705
not sure if all greentexts I'm posting are good, picking randomly from folder

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>>598289464

>>598289822
anon deliver moar

>>598286932
>how to take a screenshot

>>598291672
It's the little things that always get you

>>598289293
LOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD

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>>598282119

>>598289822
post full

>>598292396
I've read this story 6 times and 6 times I lost hard

OP, you're alone in your thread. What are you hoping to achieve ?

Can somebody post, the sad story of anon's girlfriend getting killed in 9/11

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>>598292723

>>598293364
Enlightenment

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>>598293520

More than half of the greentexts here were posted in a thread last night.

Fucking faggots.