/b/ what the fuck is this & what happens if I smoke it?

Its sage, for witchcraft.

It will poison you.

>>598187148
Sweetgrass. Shit smells awesome.

>>598187357
He might as well smoke it, he already touched it and has 13 days before they come for his soul

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>>598187148
Dried hippo dick.
It will make you see things that aren't there. Like fat women in g strings with orange hair.

>>598187148
you light it and wave it all around your house to give it a smell or supposedly ward off evil spirits.

I guess smoking it will make the ghosts in your lungs leave.

Find any other odd items nearby ?

Don't smoke Cherokee tampons OP - that's gross

>>598187357
Is sage... is not poison. Mild sedative effects... not very smooth to smoke though, not intoxicating. Not worth it imho

>>598187148
Monkey dick

>>598188269
"The dose makes the poison" is an adage first expressed by Paracelsus the Father of Toxicology.

>>598187148
>what happens if I smoke it?
Hopefully you'll choke and die.

>>598187148
Smoke it you will meet Captain Crunch.
He'll force you to say "CRUNCHATIZE ME CAPTAIN!!" as he brutally rapes you.

>>598187148
Spaceship. Smoke it and blast off!

>>598188737
Kek

Just smoke it, faggot.

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>>598188737
You wot nigga

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>>598187148

It's a Cherokee hair tampon anon, you should shove it up your anus yo cleanse your body.

>>598187148
It's a faggot smoke it and you'll be more of a faggot then you already are... if thats even possible

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>>598187148
Did you smoke it yet? Thats a spore of super aids.
> Source - I'm a physician

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>>598187148
obviously its an op. do the math nigga.

>>OP=faggot=bundle of sticks.

>>598189037

>underrated post

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>>598187148
Dildo made of sticks you stole from the homeless lady you raped. You are sick.

>>598187148
sage for native rituals/witch craft. Nothing will probably happen, it is not very good for your lungs though

>>598188930
What's up with that dog?

>>598189935

Very fat and hairy, makes it look like Jabba the Hutt.

>>598187148
It's sage, Natives and spiritual people use it, they believe it cleanses the place from bad spirits or someshit.

My mom had some back in the day.

>>598189932

They use the smells to Evoke a spirit, for example Yah likes Frankenstein and Myrh.

>>598190298
Frankincense not frankenstein lol

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OP here. Shit does smell good.

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>>598187721
I think he sees enough of your mom as it is.

>>598191359
Don't inhale it, it will only make you sick, it does make your house smell nice though.

Just don't over do it because the smell can give you a headache if you over do it.