We must move quickly. The Niggers are relentless. If they are not all destroyed, it will be civil war without end. First, I want you to go to the Nigger Temple. We will catch them off balance. Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the Dark Side to save Padmé...
I sense a plot to destroy the nigger. The Dark Side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.
>You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.
>That nigga is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to have its memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.
>But what if this nigga comes looking for him?
>He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father.
>He knew my father?
>nigga, ain't nobody knows your father
"put Captain Nigger in the cargo hold"
"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor nigger here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large nigger, very dangerous."
"You don't need to see his nigger"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, nigger"
"Who's the more niggerish, the nigger or the nigger who follows him?"
"Any attack made by the Niggers against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!"
"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of nigger"
"Hey! We don't serve their kind here!" "What?" "Your niggers! They'll have to wait outside!"
And I'm done.
Episode I: The phantom nigger
Episode II: Attack of the niggers
Episode III: Revenge of the niggers
Episode IV: A new nigger
Episode V: The nigger strikes back
Episode VI: Return of the nigger
Episode VII: The nigger awakens
>have cop friends
>tell me all the time about what bad shots the black gang bangers are
>all armed with gen. 1 glocks and cheap ass hi-points that are damn near rusted shut due to neglect
>whenever an AK comes into their possesion, it gets passed around as a "community gun" because they're too broke to get another one
>and they really do hold their guns sideways
The NWA lied, they're horrible criminals
"For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the niggers."
Not Star Wars but Spaceballs
"Careful you nigger! I said across her nose, not up it"
"Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!"
"Who made that nigger a gunner?"
"I did sir. He's my nigger."
"Who is he?"
"He's an nigger, sir."
"I know that! What's his name?"
"That is his name sir. Nigger, Major Nigger!
"And his nigger?"
"He's a nigger too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Nigger!"
"How many niggers do we have on this ship, anyway?"
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by niggers!"
"Keep firing, niggers!"
Obi Wan: "Sand "Niggers" march single file to hide their numbers.
There, /b/ you fucking happy now? I played your little game and won.
"I have been through death and conquered it. I have returned with my power multiplied. The dark side of the Force lives and manifests itself through me! I reach into the dark side now and send ripples through it to all who serve it—know that Niggas live!"
eady are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. …Hmm? On what he was nigger.”
"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking.....nigger-herder!"