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Japan is the only place in the world where i would feel at home

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Japan is the only place in the world where i would feel at home and be accepted by the people. I've decided to do everything in my power to start a new life in Tokyo

What is the easiest job for an American to get in Japan?
>not english teacher
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>>597928750
The japanese think americans are interesting but they're pretty racist against them. expect a life of exclusion and isolation among the insular japanese culture.
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>>597928750
>accepted by the people
Lol, you fucking gringo.
4/10, I replied.
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They won't accept you, like all strangers. They are like that, Japeneses.
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>>597929212
Unlike most americans i admire and respect their culture and heritage
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In Japan it is normal to sleep at work. Things that American's label as lazy actually are things Japs like. Side note, Jap bitches don't shave their cunts so expect some nasty vag over there.
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>>597928750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

They sure like foreigners in Japan:))))

>>597929490
in Japan its Illegal to be fat.
Checkmate Amerilards.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/japan/091109/fat-japan-youre-breaking-the-law
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>>597928750
>be accepted by the people

Only be let into "white only apartments", the very few that renters rent out to white people, being looked down at for being white and lazy and American.

Jap's are crazy racist, they like white people because they find them interesting, but not interesting enough to let them live in their country.
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>>597929478
Doesn't matter you fucking weeb shit.
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>>597930039
>>597929985
Wtf 10/10 i raged

Those two skinnyfags needed a good gaijin smashing
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>>597928750
fuck off weeaboo the only job you'll get would be at the zoo
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>>597930509
>Those two skinnyfags needed a good gaijin smashing
For what? Silly white man,you are an animal in a zoo to them.
I know a female chick who went in Japan for a semester,she is 190 cm tall blonde.
She found cum stains on her bike seat more than once and cops just laughed at her when she complained.
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>>597928750
OP seems to suffer from a form of internet retardation.
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>>597928750
Was in october last year. Didn't saw this poster in akihba.
>>597929212
They're pretty racist against everything lol especially korean and chinese

Ok, they love blond, blue eyed germans though
>tfw german but not aryan
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>>597930509
>skinnyfags

That's just a normal body, just because your American "normal" is XXXXL, fucking fat ass.
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Lived in Japan for 5 years. Plan on going back in a few years to make even live there.

Let me start off by saying if you're a weaboo faggot, nobody is going to like you. If you're one of those anime obsessed tools and all you do is start asking everyone about anime there, they're going to get annoyed..fast.

Secondly its not as easy as walking around as a white guy and picking up any girl you see. When you're in Japan and especially a place like Tokyo, People are kind of how they are in New York. They dont give a shit about you, what you have to say, or what you're doing. The best thing you can do to find Japanese chicks is go to Tokyo bars and clubs.

Now about work. If you're an American that can only speak English with no money. You are going to be living there. Its impossible. So here is really your only option.

>Go to college learn something like business and also learn japanese
>In a couple years start applying for shit tons of grants to go to school there for some time
>While there ask around and meet people to get connections
>Once you get your degree apply for a bunch of Japanese companies and move

Other option is to work your ass off, buy Japanese Rosetta stone and then when you have like 15-20k saved up go there and try to become a fisherman.
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>>597930052
You sure ? As far as i know they love germans, cause we are kinda similar and were comrads in the past
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>>597930509
fucking weeaboo
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>Japan is the only place in the world where i would feel at home and be accepted by the people

Aren't the Japanese extremely xenophobic and hate outsiders?
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>>597930961
>cause we are kinda similar and were comrads in the past
Germans and Japanese? Dont be silly.
Thats like saying Russians like Americans because they fought on the same side in WW2.
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>>597930039
He's so weeb he learned the language and moved there. Wow
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>>597931101
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>>597929985
that would explain why I almost do not see any faggy fat japs. huh, would've never tought of it
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>>597931037

If you're tall white or pretty nobody cares.
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>>597928750
Get accepted by the people in japan? Lol not if your a gaijin. Living here for 15 plus years, speak Japanese fluently and read the kanji, I still get racism every single fucking day cause I'm white.
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>>597930852

Dark blonde hair, green eyes reporting in. Close but not aryan.

The struggle is real.
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>>597931209
fucker doesnt even know what its saying, give him a t-shirt in german that says "i cum on dolls in toysRus" and he'll still wear it
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>>597928750
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBB
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If you're a good looking white guy that dresses well you will be quite an item in japan. of course you will be quite an item in any country of the world...

Weeaboos are universally hated everywhere, and for good reason.
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>>597930961
Japan is the only country that has a declining population because they don't like outsiders.

Theirs a few gaijin lovers, like the kind of creepy annoying Japanese girls/guys that only like you because you talk English and only want to know you because of that.

But as a whole, when over there you're looked down at just for being white and seen as lazy because you aren't brought up to work 70+ hours every week and kiss your bosses ass.
Another point, if you're not willing to work 8AM-12PM, everyday, weekends too, don't go. You're wasting your time.
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>>597931209
>random shirt from net
>it means anything
Do you know how many of those shirts and commercials exist based on USA? How come you dont say Japanese are crazy for Americans?
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>>597931037
Some are and some aren't.
This applies to just about every country ever.

In more remote areas where a lot of older people live, their view of outsiders is quite strong, and it would be hard to make a living there.
But in the middle of Tokyo for example, people are so used to it, it's not that big of a deal. Getting a job might be a little tougher than usual, but as long as you don't act like a twat, people aren't going to hate you.
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>>597930852
Oi mate you from bavaria ?
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This thread... so much bait.
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>>597928750
Ok look, I have family friend who lives in Japan. He's been there for about 15 years. He runs his own small company there with about 40 employees. From what he's told me, you can't just go there and get a job. You need one lined up, and they won't just take anyone. Sure you can move there and work as an English teacher, but what kind of life is that?

You need to understand more about the people and their world view. Just because you like the stuff you read online or on tv, doesn't mean that the people will accept you like you've seen on tv. The thing is that they have this weird mentality of not bothering people. So they won't tell you exactly what they're thinking if it's going to rock the boat a little. There are tons of good people there, but a lot of them are xenophobic. They even discriminate against other Asians like how whites discriminate against foreign white people.

Despite what I've said, I say go for it. It'll be a cool trip to go on. But don't be surprised if it doesn't work out. Take a vacation there for a month and actually walk around and take it in, then make up your mind. Don't just pack up your life and move there.
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>>597928750
>Japan is the only place in the world where i would feel at home and be accepted by the people. I've decided to do everything in my power to start a new life in Tokyo.
Get ready for culture shock you weeaboo. The grass isn't greener over there. The place isn't like anime.
You will never be Japanese. As soon as you accept the fact you'll always be a foreigner as long as your there the better.
You'll only get positive attention if you're attractive, even then you're employer might use you because of that. You will be barred from certain places because you're a foreigner.

Also the easiest job to get there if you're not a professional at something is teaching English, but I'm gonna assume you didn't get a degree yet so you want to find something else. Well tough shit. Unless you have 10 years experience in a field or illegally work while on a 90 day visa you're SOL.
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>>597929985
>http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/japan/091109/fat-japan-youre-breaking-the-law

The tumblrinas would go ape shit over this.
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>>597931869
>8AM-12PM
So six hours? Sounds like a plan.
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>>597931869
>8AM-12PM

that doesn't seem too bad
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>>597931869
I never said i wanted to go, i only said that the experience of two of my sisters, my brother in law and a close friend were that japanese people like germans
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>>597928750
Fuck off weeb. There's already enough of you lardy spergs wondering around japan
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>>597928750
I've been living in Japan for almost 4 years now and this "All japs are racist" Is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
You'll be fine, as long as you're legit not autistic
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>>597932299
>6 hours
>6
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>>597930861

This anon knows what he's talking about
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>>597932194
>feminist would actually dare to pick on Japanese
Yeah...no.
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>>597931869
8Am to 12Pm isn't bad 8Am to 12Am on the other had sucks i work security 6Am to 10Pm get 12 dollars an hour so im ok with that also im a negro
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Japan is a culture that encourages work, conformity and making money.

Weeaboos can't do any of those three, what do you think will happen if you move there?
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>>597931869
>>597932339
>>597932299

12AM
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i wanna move to japan too, how easy is it to find a nice pussy and have sex all nigh tlong?
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>>597930861
>Buying Rosetta stone
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>>597929478
*tips fedora
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>>597932821

Okay fucking torrent. Whatever.
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>>597932748
have fun hearing EEEEEHH EEEEEHHH EEEEHHH EEEEHHH all night long

Japanese girls moan is annoying as fuck
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>>597932748
>i wanna move to japan too, how easy is it to find a nice pussy and have sex all nigh tlong?

You have to find whorehouses that accept white customers. If you hook up with a japanese girl make sure she doesn't have a cock.
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>>597928750
Japanese hate Gaijin, and I guarantee you you know nothing of what Japan is really like
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>>597928750
What went wrong during your childhood?
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>>597932591
Why not?
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>>597928750
Please leave! one less fucking queer homo faggot in america. I can just tell you are the cringiest fucking nerd that ever lived. Japan doesn't want you either kill yourself now.
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>>597932960
aren't there any freelancers around tokyo or anywhere else who will go with you to your hotel or apartment?
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Jappos are pretty racist towards anyone not Japanese, especially non-Asians. But most people in the country can warm up to you if you're not in a big city. So i wouldn't recommend Tokyo or any other big cities, i.e. Osaka, Kyoto.
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>>597932999
true
also checked
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>>597933333
those quints shall not go unchecked
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>>597933050
Because feminism only works if you give a fuck.
Japan would just call them crazy bitches and move on.
What are they going to do, go to Japan and protest?
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I also would like to visit Japan. Not a fan of anime but just love the look of tokyo and all the tech.

Would you suggest going to tokyo alone for a month?
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>>597933333
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>>597932611
Oh boy. The only thing that's worse than being white over there is being a nig nog
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>>597932194
oh that's just Grand. Why can't we have this in the US?
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>>597933692
Really? Stories?
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>>597933561
as long as youre not a weeaboo you should be good
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>>597931209
as thai as it gets. thai stoo
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>>597933333
THE QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>597933333
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>>597933692
yea i bet because Japan really thinks that blacks are really worse than the white pepole that bomb their asses all i'll do is eat the watermelon
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>>597930861
Rosetta stone is garbage. Your better off using Google translate m8.
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>>597930828
Kekd so hard
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>>597933333
My first Quints. And while telling some fucking homo sissy to kill himself or get the fuck out of our wonderful country.....it feels so amazing....time for a drink
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>>597933333
Numbers approve this message
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>>597934110
Nips think nigs are even lazier than whites. Think about what that means to a country who values work ethic.
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>>597932194
>>http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/japan/091109/fat-japan-youre-breaking-the-law
Love it. It's why Japan has an obesity rate of 0,6%.

Got nothing the fuck to do with genetics, fucking lards
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Ask a expat from Canada anything who lives since the 90's in Japan. I know the Japan culture and found my girlfriends on the street. You as a white person you just need to move up to a hottie in the mall or in the train and talk, soon or later you get laid even its the same day
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>>597934110
No they REALLY hate black people.
Like they'd ask funny questions or be racist.
generally treat you like some kind of animal. And i cant really blame them.
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>>597934234
#LeEdgeMasterFlex #Flex
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>>597930039
How does that guy stay fat? japanese food is inherently healthy and americans usually lose weight when they go live there.
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>>597934234
>America
>amazing
not Op but nigga choose
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>>597930852
At least you have green eyes mate. I've shit tier brown eyes. My father was blond/blue-eyed and so are my sisters. Fuck genetics.
>>597932009
No, Baden-Württemberg
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If I went to japan I would meet iiniku ushijima and find out what she smells like.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

Weebs thinking Japan is the place for them.
Lol
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>>597934508
Please. If it weren't for so many faggots like OP ruining this country you would be able to see it.
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>>597934432
and? I say racist jokes to my prom date was with a fucking KKK members daughter he told racist jokes i found funny and he shoke my damn negro hand why be offended by a damn joke or someone who has a different opinion
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>>597934871
Gr8 b8 m8
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So the real weebs are not exctinct, huh not sure how to feel about that
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>>597931531
Storytime!
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>>597934311
did you see how long i work nigga you think all blacks are the same so that means im president of the US
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Stay away from Japan, its all radioactive now.
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>>597935094
This. Godzirra is coming
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>>597934808
>Whiteru peepre gew hum!
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>>597934128
When it comes to self-learning, whatever you choose is pretty second place in comparison to actually taking classes and talking to someone who actually knows Japanese while trying to learn the language.

I used Rosetta Stone for a while to learn Japanese, and it worked so-so. It's just really slow.
When a Japanese girl at my school heard that I was training, she said she'd love to help out and tutor me.

I learned more from talking to her and having her tutor me, than I've had with any program I've ever tried.
It's so much fucking simpler, and faster for that matter.
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>>597928750
stop being such an autistic neckbeard weaboo and get your shit together. if no one accepts you now, the japs probably won't either.
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Seriously though, I'm an IT professional with a decent pay level and experience with project management and dealing with / leading people. I know how to dress appropriately and how to behave. So, hypothetically, what if my company decided to send me there as an expat? How would people react?
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>>597930039
you know, at some point im sure he was just letting them fuck with him so he could practice speaking japanese with assholes.
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>>597929478
You fucknut, you could act EXACTLY like them and they will still exclude you from pretty much everything because you look foreign.
They're just too polite to tell you to fuck off to your face.
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Go ahead. It'll be exactly how you imagine it.
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>>597932713
Wich is why they like germans, I guess
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>>597935237
Where have i seen this guy before?

Was he in a pool full of lolis at one time?
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>>597935262
/thread
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>>597934978
im serious her name is victoria her boy toy was in prison for almost being a black ass punk on his property (said it was his but i don't think he'd be in jail if that was the case) i wish i could show you the pictures but they're in my garage and im not going in there
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>>597930961
They also modeled their government and military doctrines after Germany when they were having their industrial revolution
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>>597928750
You will never be accepted in normal Japanese society. You could, however, make a living on the black market by regularly liposuctioning your Amerifat and selling it as whale blubber.
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>>597935493
He was with this guy. I dont have the full picture.
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My wife and I are visiting Japan for the first time in June 2015. We are going to Tokyo and Kyoto. Can't wait to enjoy the food and culture
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accounting
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I'm 21 and went to Japan for 6 months when I was 19 and stayed with a friend, Japanese pussy is EASY AS FUCK
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>>597934829
Well Im not like OP i only watch anime for fan service but i just mostly like the food and prices of things there im going on vacation to japan with my family who gos every fucking year its on my dads side so you know i just ment him last year when i was 18
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>>597935783
fuck you and your wife you nigger are you guys like 40 or something go travel to france like all married couples who want to act like autistic people
CANT WAIT TO ENJOY THE FOOD AND CULTURE!!11

are you going to bang a gong and go to a temple?
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Vid very related
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
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>>597935483
Only reason they might like germans is because they dont have to see or hear about them at all.
>weeabo German justifying Japanese will like totally dig him because he is German
Just stop,this is embarrassing.
You are embarrassing both the Reich and the Fuhrer.
Also i found OPs picture.
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>>597936326
go to france and get shot by terriost no thank you sir
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The only thing I like about japan is the food.
I wished a ramen shop would open up in my town, but oddly enough Americans don't even know about ramen other than that 25 cent packaged stuff.
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>>597930039
im glad you posted this, it doesnt matter how much you learn the language or watch their weeaboo trash they hate americans along with everyone else. this kid was like the prime example of exactly what they hate us for,being fat, no job, uninspired, lazy and basically useless.

i respect them dont get me wrong but i know they hate us so i would never associate with them. even though im self sufficient have a job etc its not like theyll say "OHH HE WAN OF DA GEWD WANS HE IS"

nah
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While I am interested in Japanese culture,past and present, I'm not obsessive about it. I would like to go to Japan as a vacation for the scenery and how society works. I'm in the middle about living there, however.
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>>597936566
>go to france and get shot by a terrorist no thank you sir

Can you get any more autistic than this?
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>>597936326
Hahaha, yes, we are both exactly 40.

Not sure what to tell you, anon. I like travelling the world and enjoying high end foods in other countries and learning about the culture......this is what it sounds like to be old.
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Everyone!!!! Get to this stream now!!!! www,,,,,twitch,,,,,,tv/razer_jmf
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>>597935262
>if no one accepts you now, the japs probably won't
Autistic neckbeard weeaboos accept autistic neckbeard weeaboos.

Autistic neckbeard Japanese weeaboos would accept him too, since they are even more outcasted in Japanese society (they're actually fairly accepted in the west)... all that would matter are shared interests.
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>>597930806
That's fucking gold.

>>597928750

Honestly, OP, if you really want to live there just make sure you know what you're getting into. Only way to really stay there afaik is to already have a reason to be there for work. As in, have a job waiting there for you. Or just take an extended vaycay there like a sensible person.

You'll never be Japanese. You like Japan, great, but honestly, it's silly to want to try and become one of them or some shit. It's never going to happen, and I don't see why you'd want it to. You don't need to be Japanese to enjoy Japanese things. I'm not German, Mexican, or Japanese and that doesn't stop me from going to town on some German beer, Tacos, and sushi.

Just think about what you're really trying to do before moving to a different country.
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>>597937628
>2015
>thinking french bastards are more accepting than japanese
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Hey look fags im a japanese anon and gotta say, if you make holiday in Japan its fine as long you will go home in a month or so. If you white and American you are whatsoever welcomed but we the Japanese people cant stand black folks, they are bad mannered and always up to no good, they get involved in various crimes and get regularly deported back to shithole africa where they belong. Japanese people will call police if they see a group of black people and thats good!!!
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>>597938405
Kek
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>>597938405
/pol/ plz.
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>>597929985
Why do retarded buttfuckers like "Davdio" have to go there, look stupid, and ruin it for everyone? Jesus, if you're going to go there, just act like you have some self respect.

Is it that hard to act professional and represent your country well?
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>>597937685
Go and visit an actual place that isn't as racist. I would suggest Turkey but a shitton of people scam there
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>>597938405
You forgot to put
>dirty ニガー go hom!
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>>597937763
fuck you, promote your twitch somewhere else faggot
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>>597938675
It's too late for that really.
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>>597928750
>>597929212
Anon is right. Respect them as much as you want to them you are a foreigner no matter what you won't fit in. Best bet is stick with the county you live in now
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>>597938675
Professional people go to Japan,finish what they came for and leave.
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>>597938405
>>597934808
Whito piggu deflecting.
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>>597938405
nigga don't act like you the voice of the people
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