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Would /b/ rather have a son or daughter?

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Would /b/ rather have a son or daughter?
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>>597801932
daughter because father daughter relationships are far easier to do than father-son ones. Father son relationships can turn pretty sour if not done properly and can cause a lot of trouble if you chose your career over your family. Girls tend to not only mature faster but they don't rely on your presence, so cherish your presence more. That's why I feel Father-Daughter and Mother-Son relationships are much more open and easy. So as a male myself I would rather have a daughter.
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>>597802333
bullshit
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Daughter, I'm a pedo not a fag.
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son
reasons: Takes risks, generally more open minded, doesn't wear leggings
sons that are raised well commonly go out to do great things
daughters that are raised well common go out and get a desk job
sons that are raised poorly make mixtapes
daughters that are raised poorly date niggers
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To be honest, either would make me happy.

Son- get to teach him how to be a man, take him hunting and overall just get to bro out with him as he grows older. Plus he carries the family name.

daughter- get to play the roll of "the scary father" and scare the utter piss out of that first boyfriend
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Son. If I have a daughter she'll just be corrupted into a nigger loving whore by the jew media
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I want a daughter so I can live with her in the woods teach her all sorts of sex positions! Am I cool now /b/?
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>>597802333
yeah... no
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>>597802333
i hate when people say girls
>mature faster
their bodies mature faster, not their minds
they may act more mature but that's it
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>>597802602
This guy is an wizard
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Son:
>get to raise a custom-built future bro
>pass on legacy etc
>have to deal with high probability of shittiness until adulthood

Daughter:
>almost unlimited access to delicious flat chest and hairless mound for ~10 years
>precious angel
>once hitting ~12yo turn into subhuman for rest of life

tough choice
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>>597802655
>Son- get to teach him how to be a man, take him hunting and overall just get to bro out with him as he grows older. Plus he carries the family name.
daughter- get to teach her how to be a man, take her hunting and overall just get to bro out with her as she grows older.
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Daughters. Train them all to be left wing radical anti-capitalist feminists. Then I can look on with pride when they destroy capitalism/patriarchy.
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>>597802946
Girls are weak and pathetic whose only job in life is to be a vagina for men.
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>>597801932
Maybe a son, someone must have heir my legacy
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>>597802655
What if her first boyfriend is a gangbanger called Jamal?

Or if he's the State wrestling champ?
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Son - can't get pregnant

Clear winner
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>>597802946
I know, no fun if they mature too fast. It's better when they are tight and don't understand what's going on.
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Son to carry the family name

>old fashioned
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I'd only have children via adopting one and I don't think anywhere would let a single male adopt a little girl. Maybe if I was rich.
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i already have a son
fuck you
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>>597801932
Son.
Easier to take care of.
No worries about them being whores, at least with the way things are going in society.
And I come from two strong families so I know they'll be alright.
>then why wouldn't a girl be alright?
Because for some reason all the women started out alright but the second they started having sex they're minds went to shit and they went from being clear minded to making every mistake they possibly could.
Men have proven more successful in my family that's all.
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>>597803190
>i've never gotten laid before
atleast you're honest anon
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>>597801932
Son. And I had one. Never in a million years would I want a daughter. His dad was stoked too.
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>>597803539
fat ugly weaker sex detected
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>>597802599

wise words man
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>>597801932
Doesn't matter they're both the same with only a few sexual and neurological differences. A 50/50 chance of getting either so take it easy.
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>>597803730
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>>597801932
Daughter. Because when she starts bringing boys to the house I can do the most dastardly, intimidating things to fuck with his head.
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>>597803730
This is the daughter I want.
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>>597801932
Neither. Not straight, partly pedo, hate sluts. I'd sooner kill / orphan the brat. Neither is worth the baggage and daily bullshit.
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>>597802333
>dont rely on your presence
thats how you get a slutty daughter who fucks a new chad every week
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Probably a daughter. My family has had so many daughters over the years with very few sons, so having that family experience would be nice. I also generally find them easier to communicate with and understand. Each gender presents itself with its own challenges, though. Plus I'm afraid that if I have a son everyone I ever interact with will be buttmad over the whole circumcision debate and he'll end up as a pissed off teenager.
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>>597801932
If you're a dude, then a son. Dads can relate to boys better and connect with the whole maturation process. Girls are cute but impossible to understand or relate to.
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>>597804315
Nope that's just a choice she makes through being affected by her environment.
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>>597803730
Moar
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Son- you get to talk to about issues like politics and war, teach him about the things in life that matter and how to get around them because... Iv been there... Twice in some instances... And then i can teach jim to be everything i wanted to be and see how he turns out in life so that i can see if i wasted my own life in the shadows because i didnt do specific things when i wanted too

Daughter- much the same, and i get to be the dad in the high back chair, who is going to scare my daughters chosen SO... im thinking pipe and a nice brandy in hand
Oh... And sex.... But i have been contemplating the actual legistics and moral issues plus my own feelings on the resulting psychology of a daughter that id have potentially... Or forced... Or pushed upon me... Or (all issues) in having her as a fuck thing...
( shits had me hard thinking for days since my gf (who i will marry) said i was allowed to fuck her daughter)

To incest or not to incest, that is the wincest
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bola
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>>597801932
Daddies girl, Momma's boy.
There's no Daddies boy, or Momma's girl.

I'm a dude so I want a daughter.
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>>597804872
Please have children. This is the kind of parenting the world needs.
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>>597801932
Yeah we all thought she was giving a handjob. inb you all didn't.

Now, what are those cops doing outside my house?
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>>597805092
Well, I mean there probably is, but it sounds like a fag and dyke.
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>>597805043
ebola anyone? theres been a lot of wins recently
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>>597802333
You've watched too many lifetime movies my friend...you don't know shit. I have 3 daughters and 1 son. Your reasoning is ridiculous, story-book nonsensical bullshit that you obviously have never experienced.
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>>597803730
MODS!
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>>597801932
Son, so I could teach that little nigga how to fight, get him into sports (I have good nigger muscle genetics due to grandpa being black, so he might inherit them and be a success) and take the little dude to the gym with me once he reaches 13

With daughters you have to worry about them getting pregnant at a young age, and even when they do get pregnant you hope to god it's not some abusive deadbeat fucker. Also women are irrational, materialistic and superficial, and it's bad enough I'll be married to one of them, I don't know if I could handle living with another one.
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>>597804556
You don't have kids...clearly. fucktard
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MODS REPORTENSEN
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>>597802333
I mean, I agree... My dad was a bum and did nothing for me and was gone most my childhood and I fucking hate his guts even tho he's better now I still find him pathetic. Yet my mom is the best and I would do anything for her I mean literally anything, I will kill for her without second thought.
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>>597804872
Continue..
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>>597804872

fuck your a loser ..just end it now please.
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>>597803730
MODS PLS RESPOND!!
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>>597801932
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>>597806173
So, she sucks a mean dick?
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>>597802333
>father daughter relationships are far easier to do than father-son ones

are you fucking retarded? I hope your firstborn is a son that confesses his undying love for cock to you at the age of 13
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>>597804872
how did you even bring up incest with your gf? gf confirmed for former foreveralone landwhale that's desperate
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>>597805843
>daughters you have to worry about them getting pregnant at a young age
Just pull your dick out in time.
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>>597806342
Fuck off, enjoy your pizza
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>>597802599

/thread
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>>597801932
Without a doubt a daughter.
Pic semi-related
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How would you feel if your future son came out to be a flaming homosexual?
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>>597806769
Its bullshit anyway, full of pop ups and spam
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Son. Pass on the firefighter/emt blood the way I want.
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>>597803176
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>>597806769
what is pizza? Stfu newfag
>mfw
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>>597801932
Daughter, of course.

I'm not attracted to little boys, am I?
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>>597804872
Please don't live through your children.

>>597801932
Neither, god I really don't want kids.
My own father did a terrible job and if it wasn't for government guardianship I would have turned out a real piece of shit.
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At least he wouldn't mind sucking my dick as much...
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>>597802333
Completely wrong.
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>>597804505
the only place anyone gives a fuck about that is England and the internet
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>>597802599
You can be both.
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>>597801932
Daughter

Pic related: my dau
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Daughter for sure, obviously.

Unless she's an uggo, then fuck that. I mean I'm not pedo or anything, but ugly girls are worth fucking nothing and generally have awful personalities.
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>>597802655
>daughter- get to play the roll of "the scary father" and scare the utter piss out of that first boyfriend
You are going to be a terrible father.
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I would really love to have a daughter. I think I would have a closer relationship with a girl then a boy. But at the same time I am glad that my one and only child is a boy. I honestly don't think I could not molest my daughter if I had a girl.
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>>597807363
How much?
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>>597807304
True. The Internet shows no mercy
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>>597801932
Son
I have no choice tbh, I'm the only male in my family under 50 (19), so it's up to me to pass on my family name.
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>>597803176
Yes.
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>>597807573
a bullet to your head
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>>597803539
Cunt plz go
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>>597803730
There you go.
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A son but I have a daughter on the way
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If I had a daughter I'd feel like all dad's in the delivery room feel when they say "It's a girl!"
>disappointed
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>>597807712
After I finished? Hmmm maybe...
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>>597801932
son because i have a sister and i would not want to deal with the bullshit that is implicit with a teenage girl. dont get me wrong teenage boys are shitty too but i could understand a boy better than a girl
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>>597804028
Your daughter will hate you and fuck crack slanging niggers for revenge.
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>>597807157

OH PHEW! ..for a second i thought you were a disgusting boy lover, but you just want to fuck your own daughter.
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>>597804747
Enjoy your nigger slut.
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Neither. I don't want that kind of responsibility.
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i'll tap that.

Also piccolo or Freezia really let himself go.
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>>597807892
You mean when they do the ultrasound.
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Son. No matter how successful my daughter is, I'll never be proud of her.
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>>597803730
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>>597807363
um, that's that one gymnast chick
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>oldfag 38 years old.
>found out wife was pregnant
>didn't really care which it was
>on the way to first sonigram to find out the sex, actually prayed to god it was a boy because I didn't ever want to be tempted
>was so relieved it was a boy
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>>597804872
>my gf (who i will marry) said i was allowed to fuck her daughter)
I don't even care about how stupid the rest of this post is. That's amazing.
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>>597802655
is that really the only thing about having a daughter that would make you happy? while you treat the son like an actual person? please don't procreate; you're the reason that whiny bitches with daddy issues exist
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>>597807557
>I honestly don't think I could not molest my daughter if I had a girl.

I believe a lot more fathers worry about this than you would think.

However when it actually comes down to it, there's very little desire for sex. You have a deeply intimate, loving relationship with the most beautiful little girl you've ever laid eyes on.

She can't not love you and you're like a god to her.

That's enough, no need for sex or the complications that likely would arise from it.
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>>597801932
daughter
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>>597804505
I don't think people who are curious about your son's penis are people you want to "interact" with. I'm in the USA and I'm uncircumcised and I've never had a female complain about it. If you you're not Jewish/Muslim don't chop it off.
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>>597807573
How much what?
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Daughter,that would be fun
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>>597805191
>implying we don't watch 10 year olds give handjob's all day
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>>597804872
-Continued-

In both instances a male or a female, you get the opportunity to protect them, teach them and add them to the world as an individual...

Females you can turn them into the right thinking person who will look at things like feminism, love, traveling, sex, art, philosophy, and best yet, how to interact with boys in a way that boys want to interact with girls... >_>.... And then turn her around and tell her how to handle all of it... And be safe about it

The boy...
Shape... Mold... Teach how to be a good man at heart, and a 4channer in his off hours :p
Teach him how to play music, interact and what the advantages and disadvantages of drugs are... How to handle drinking, how to people, how to friends... How to live...

Males can be and are instinctively more care free... Females are and have a great maternal instinct...

Different lives, different forms... Different opportunities
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>>597808561
obviously.
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UqEPXi
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>>597806646
Still buttmad cunt?
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>>597804872
You're such an absolute faggot. You're not allowed to fuck anyone unless they want it and they're of age, otherwise it's rape. Good luck spending life in prison for fucking a female child, don't you know what guards and butthurt prison dads will do to you?
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>>597802333
>Daughter because father-daughter relationships are far easier to do than father-son ones
BULLSHIT

>Father-son relationships can turn pretty sour if not done properly
Sons are a lot more resilients than girls.

>(It) can cause a lot of trouble if you chose your career over your family
Valid to both genders.

>(Girls) don't rely on your presence
BULLSHIT. Sons are more independent, because they'll try to show that they are men (protip: they aren't yet). Girls love to be cuddled, and will demand it and WILL miss it if they aren't.

Sauce: Father of both
>no pics
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>>597808670
>4channer
>:p
jesus. never have kids
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>>597803129
This nigga gets it. Instead of a whiny bitch daughter it'd be rad to have a daughter-bro
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>>597808546
The girl how much for the girl, I'd like to rent her.
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>>597808546
how much to get to know her
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>>597803176
This. Even if you are trolling, I am serious.
Nothing would please me more than producing 10 true Communists to the world.
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>>597807930
Don't...
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>hurr I want to have a son so I can teach him to be like me
>durr I want a daughter so I can touch her when she sleeps
For the sake of your future maybe babies, I hope you're all sterile
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damn, I have serious feels for the unlucky girls born to some you fucked up guys - hopefully, the fact that you disgust all females you come in contact with, means you will never have kids & they will never have to suffer because of your sickness.
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>>597808825
>Girls love to be cuddled, and will demand it and WILL miss it if they aren't.
what the fuck? girls don't cuddle with their fathers past infancy, a time in which boys also cuddle with their fathers. what kind of fucked up familial relationships are you talking about
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>>597807959
Hey, I love boylovers too. I'm just not one primarily.
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>>597808859

so then your daughter would grow up to be a fat lesbian, good job
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>>597806646
I was half asleep, and said blatently
"i dont know how i would react if we had a daughter and she came onto me in a sexual manner"

Shes only 140lbs at 5'5 bud... Shes a keeper :3
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>>597809098
you can't teach someone to grow up to be a lesbian, idiot
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>>597808331
Yep.
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>>597802602
Your wisdom can not be denied.

Cheers.
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>>597808754
>don't you know what guards and butthurt prison dads will do to you?

Really depends on the prison and race.

There are many places where black inmates particularly don't give a shit what you did.

Can fuck a baby and if you can be of use to them doesn't really matter.
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>>597809171
>"i dont know how i would react if we had a daughter and she came onto me in a sexual manner"

fucking lol
>implying any child would want to fuck you, especially your daughter
you've been spending too much time on this website
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>>597808415
Tell that to my pedophilia and his good buddy my incest fetish...
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>>597803730
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
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UqEPXi
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>>597809186

if she actually like hunting and all that manly shit and agrees to go with you, 99% chance she's a lesbian. not saying that those activities will make her gay, but if she likes them then she probably is.
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>>597802800
This guy understands fatherhood.
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>>597809312
that's fine until you act on it. if you really like children or family or even people in general, don't fuck up someone's life over busting a nut. not worth it. you're not worth it. and they don't deserve it.
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>>597808906
I'm not even trolling.
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>>597808415
see
>>597808331
this
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>>597801932
Is
She
giving a handy?
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>>597801932
After seeing how my younger sisters treat my parents, I would rather have a boy 9/10 times. Teenage girls are bitches
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>>597808754
So mad. Already past your prime age cunt? Every woman should be murdered on their 18th birthday, when they go from attractive to a financial burden overnight.
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>>597809037
>what the fuck? girls don't cuddle with their fathers past infancy

That's complete bullshit.

Up until at least 11 they'll be clinging to you unless you're a shit tier dad or they're autistic.
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>>597807363
dat pic of her nude on all fours on her little baby bed with her back arched looking back over her shoulder at you with her hairless little cunny shining
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>>597809098
>fat lesbian
>fat

I wouldn't give a shit if she was a lesbian, but she certainly wouldn't be fat. Feminist land whales are only that way because they despise men and spend all their time writing shit on tumblr and writing shitty poetry. Physical activity doesn't make you fat, bud. She's going to play football too, whether or not you like it. Prolly beat any pussy-ass boy on the team.
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>>597809410
>UqEPXi
This isnt vola what is it?
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I'm about to have both so I win.
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>>597803730
moooooooodddsssss
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>>597803730
>>597803176
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>>597809468
also not true. I understand that stereotypes were made for a reason but people can like things without them defining them. if she likes eating pussy, she's a lesbian. if she likes guns and video games, any sexuality is fair game.
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>>597809036
God, we get it. No one's plunging your frozen depths. You don't have to keep making yourself look stupid over it.
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>>597802333
this is bait
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>>597809036
like coment subsrib
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>>597802602
top kek and truth
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>>597809007
Kill yourself.
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>>597809036
This anon gets it luckily most people on this website won't get any unless they pay for it
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>>597801932
Daughter. The males in my family (me included) are positively berserk when they're teenage. Granted, my dad was a pussy so that's what happens.

Girls are far easier to keep under control because they don't rebel when they're teenage, they rebel by who they choose to date when they're teenage, but that seems an easier set of problems than dealing with a teenager going full raging bull and constantly contesting the alpha male spot.
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>>597809037
Are you retarded?
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>>597809709
Yes it is
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>>597808860
She grew up. But is a nympho. She will do anything for a man's cock!!!
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>>597809007
/thread
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>>597806444
Trips do not lie.
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>>597809307
Go get laid or something you dumb bitch.
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>>597802599
god tier post
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>>597810029
Lol you obviously have never raised either
Dadfag here one son one daughter I can tell you it completely depends on the genetics of the kid whether they'll rebel
Anyway, sons are better
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>>597809037
Bullshit. Until 11-12 they will look for you to be cuddled. After that, they will love to be praised for you and they'll purr (not literally, idiot) when your scratch their heads.
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>>597809841

that's why i said 99% chance, obviously there are a some exceptions but most chicks that are into manly shit are lesbians.
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UqEPXi
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>>597809574

Oh you'll be tempted for sure, that will never go away. Especially when she starts "acting out" and you need to tell her to stop despite every inch of you wanting her to continue.

However you'll likely love her so much the mere thought of possible harm coming to her from it or her being taken away from you or growing to hate you will overcome any desire.
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>>597810387
you don't know many girls huh
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>>597809307
>"i dont know how i would react if we had a daughter and she came onto me in a sexual manner"
You're the type of fuck, where your daughter would try to hug you and you'd think she's coming on to you.
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I have both. 2 boys and 1 girl. You case is????
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>>597809521
So what am I doused to do for by whole fucking life, then? It's only been twenty-five years and I'm about done. I've got my eye open for both h and ice at this point.
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>>597809556
Bratja
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>>597809578
take a look at the picture and use your brain for a second, she obviously is not. But since you're autistic I'll go ahead and let you know that she's actually just shifting a manual transmission car while someone else is driving.
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>>597809853
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>>597809629
Oh god. I think I'm staying to remember who this is and why it looks familiar.

Is... Is that Tara? Tara of the gaping butthole? Haven't seen that shit since high school.
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>>597810321
>it completely depends on the genetics of the kid whether they'll rebel
And how much of an authority figure you can project to them.
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>>597810507

don't even try to pretend like the majority of women are into manly shit. there are some exceptions (the 99% was obviously an exaggeration), but they aren't even close to the majority. i know plenty of chicks and i can really only think of a couple that like shit that i would consider manly. maybe it's different if you live in the hills of west virginia or some bull shit but that's generally how it is in the city.
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>>597810015
lol kill yourself
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>>597810588
I'm sure you have other things that make you happy other than the idea of fucking children, idiot. Find a gf who looks young but isn't, they exist. Find a hobby. Drugs. Idk man, it's your life not mine. Just don't do anything that fucks up someone else. how would you feel if you were painfully raped by a fatass /b/tard when you were young?

>>597810555
I was quoting someone else, retard.
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>>597810056
So cute.
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>>597810893
Your kids will become nigger fucking heroin addicts. You're a shitty parent already.
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>>597810678
Sorry i already fapped to that pic. Pretending she gave me a handy.
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>>597811006
whoops, obviously meant to quote the dude you were quoting
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I would rather have sons, no sisters or anything so I'm not used to having a female relative I have to account for, and fuck all that womens choice shit
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>>597810387
/pol/ plz go
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>>597810505
>you need to tell her to stop despite every inch of you wanting her to continue
Y
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>>597809629
Oh gawd, Sara! Is her Dad here? I so hope!
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>>597805880
quitale la n al final
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Calling mods preemptively because we all know that someone is gonna post that Tara shit.
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>>597810977
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>>597811460
tara what?
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>>597803730
fuck yo link
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>>597811306

Because that's the world we live in.
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>>597811155
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>>597811006
>Find a gf who looks young but isn't, they exist.
You wouldn't tell a fag to date a dyke.

>Find a hobby. Drugs. Idk man
This is my exact problem, lol. The drugs only help for like the first 6 or 7 years. Then you're in a worse spot than you were before.

>how would you feel if you were painfully raped by a fatass /b/tard when you were young?
Use to pray for it all the time. Used to pray for stray bullets of mercy too, but then I figured out there's no god.
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>>597802602
M'wizard
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>>597811185
Good man.
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>>597801932
Everybody of you that think you would be sexually attracted to a future daughter, have no clue (There is a reason why there is not more incest in human history).
No, you are not pedophiles - even if children attract you (As long as children are not the only thing that turns you on).

And boys/men liking teenage girls, is just natural.
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>>597801932
Well I'd rather have a son to pass on the family name/legacy and be useful and whatnot. However, a hot daughter would still be cool because I could molest her whenever I felt like it.
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>>597811701
Well, that sucks. This world doesn't do much for me.
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>>597811860
just kill yourself. that way you make everyone else happy too.
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>>597812258

Nor me.
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>>597812079
>No, you are not pedophiles - even if children attract you
legitimate retardation
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>>597803487
eastern europe.. just saying
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>>597812362
Can't. Quantum immortality. Also, everyone I know loves me for some reason.
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>>597811350
Her Dad: 330 five nine one 5636
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>>597801932

I thought this girl was giving a handjob. /b/, what have you done to me?
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>>597812258
There's always the option to change the world.
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>>597812481

Think they're clamping down on foreign adoptions for said purposes.
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>>597812841
lel
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>>597812841
kek
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>>597812540
because they don't know who you actually are lel
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Fuck this shit
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>>597812928
Yea, I mean, I'm trying. Doesn't seem to hopeful though, especially with how constantly I get high.
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>>597812963
Yep. Fucking Russia.
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>>597813161
I thought you might say that, fucking retard. They know exactly what I am. I goddamn guarantee it.
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i chooses daughter.
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>>597813386

It's their hidden weapon that makes them so deadly in current hostilities.

They're strangling the supply of Slavic lolis to politicians and other elites in the western world in response to sanctions.

We're going to lose this war.
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>>597806173
would you fuck her to save her life?
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>>597813626
Boner here
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>>597813729
Hey, speak for yourself. As much as I hate /pol/, even Russian lolis are second tier white to me.
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>>597813944
do i know you, Boner?
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>>597801932
I'd want twins.
one boy, one girl.
Same age so they can watch each other backs if needed.
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at least one son and one daughter. First child must be a son. Prefer two or three children. Max 4 if my wife begged me for a long time. Will beg my wife for one more, if the first 3 are daughters.
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>>597812686
If she was my daughter she would be giving a handjob... ....to me.
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>>597813824

There was a Reddit thread that asked people if they would rather perform oral sex on a little girl or kill her.

Most chose kill her, that's how fucked the world is.

I didn't actually visit Reddit, just heard about it here.
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>>597811686
Tara, sarah, whatever, you know what I mean
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Son. I can teach him about football and take him hiking and guide him to make the right decisions throughout life. I don't feel like I'd be able to do the same with a daughter. I'd be too protective and wouldn't understand a lot of her problems.
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>>597814091
You just want to fap to the idea of twincest.
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>>597814310
No no no... Youre mistaken. Kill her, was step 1.
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>>597813824
LOOOOOOOLL disgusting
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Boys are more fun.
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>>597810056
>>597811350
Daddy has all her pics: 330 5 nine 1 five 6 3 six
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What if tour 8yo daughter its like this one
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>>597814767
You were on red dot you faggot
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>>597814545
no, I think a girl and a boy for twins would be the best answer.

I don't have to be an overbearing asshat if my daughter might bring someone home, because my son would (should) take care of it.

And to the people saying they want a kid, trust me, when you get a little daughter, sex won't cross your mind. Instead, you'll be more like a tiger and be afraid that random anons will try to prey on your daughter.
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>>597801932
Son to carry on family name
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>>597814998
make a kik instead of a phone #
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>>597815168
>implying I would let my kid get fat
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>>597815301
was a joke, nonsarcasmfag
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>>597803176
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im proud of my daughter
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>>597801932
Unfortunately (perhaps fortunately in some of your cases), shitty economic circumstances and crappy jobs will prevent most of us from breeding.

That and/or inability to attract a mate worth breeding with.... I bet 90% of the people in this thread talking about their future kids will never have them. And that may be for the best.
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>>597815469
Huh? Only know her dad's cell. He has all kinds of pics.
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>>597814310
You got a link m8?
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>>597802333
Trips dont lie
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>>597808099
This
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>>597815327
>when you get a little daughter, sex won't cross your mind.

That's not really true at all.

However like I said you fear of causing her harm or being separated from her or having her grow up to hate you SHOULD overcome those desires.
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>>597812841
>>597813048
>>597813159
Samefag
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>>597815168
no way, my daughter will be god tier loli
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>>597801932
daughters are hotter.
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>>597808825
Vegemite eating fucktard.
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>>597816145

I heard about it ages ago which means the thread was probably around even further back.

Highly doubt something like that would last long on le Reddit, pedo discussion threads get taken down here enough as it is recently.
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>>597816263
when she is little?
Like 4 years old?

Occasionally annoyed by the little one, yea, but sex?
hell
fucking
no
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>>597816318
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>>597801932

If anyone in public asks the answer is a son, gotta pass up mediocre genes through another generic fuck head who kind of looks like me.

In reality I want daughters. Wouldn't fuck them or anything /b/ like, cute things are fucking cute. Protect the fuck out of them, smack dweebs around showing up for first dates. All the fun shit. Take to swimming/dancing shit meet cute flexible/athletics instructors and shit. Watch Disney movies with no regrets, man life will be so awesome.
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>>597807151
>mfw
No face
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>>597816584

Little is a pretty vague term, yes 4 would probably be too young for most.

Once she hits around 7 though it will start. Even totally non-pedo fathers have dreams and occasional unwanted thoughts about their daughters.
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Daughter, but only if I was a single dad. Like I don't want marriage cuz that's annoying
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>>597815474
>>597816340
Impying hate your own kid for be fat
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>>597814310
Wow. Fuck that.
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>>597812841
That's pepperoni not cheese you dipshit
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>>597816860
>smack dweebs around showing up for first dates.

You're going to get your ass kicked.
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>>597803676
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>>597801932

Little girl.

One of my friends has a little girl and she's fucking adorable when she wants to play tag. I have to reduce my running speed to a fucking ant to play along. It's fun as fuck.

Fucking adorable.
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>>597816318
Try again newfag.
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Love my daughter. I sniff her panties daily
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>>597817323

When your reaction image is a TL;DR, you have made an epic le fail.

Kill yourself.
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>>597817092
I would never let any kid of mine be fat.

>>597817025
I'm going to bet otherwise.
I've had a girlfriend that got raped. I would never want to put anyone in that situation.
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>>597816519
You trippin' son.
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Just give them a little zzzquil and jerk off onto them while they're asleep. Just don't penetrate and don't do it while they're awake and they'll be fine.
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I don't care. If boy, he a doctor. If girl she a doctor. If the two, two doctors specialized in different things. His dad an engineer. His mother a nutritionist. Die, envious niggering niggas.
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>>597817364
>I have to reduce my running speed to a fucking ant to play along.

>implying you're an Olympic tier sprinter
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>>597801932
A daughter? In america? A son? In america?

You're asking me if I would raise a child in this world as it all falls apart? Jesus, I would never put that burden on anyone else if I can help it.
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>>597817660
exactly this
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>>597817643
>I'm going to bet otherwise.
>I've had a girlfriend that got raped. I would never want to put anyone in that situation.

Do you understand the difference between thoughts/desires and acting on those thoughts/desires?
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>>597817685

Suddenly, sand niggers, sand niggers everywhere.

I bet you have a coupon book with the expired expiration dates on them cut off that's fatter than America.

You sand fucking nigger.

I hate anything brown with a passion. They all have shit attitudes. I've never met a genuinely nice sand nigger. Fuck every single one.
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>>597816061
>>597814998
>>597811350
>>597810056
>>597808546
>>597807363
tell me more about "your" daughter
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>>597817218

it will be a worthy cause to get my ass kicked for. You hurt my little girls, I'll rip your heart out and no one will fault me for it.
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>>597817746

Well a 24 year old guy compared to a 5 year old girl, that's a relatively accurate comparison. Are you retarded?
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captcha: owngs
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>>597817926
Do you know what PTSD is?

I wouldn't have those thoughts.
If I did I would straight up blow my brains out.
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>>597817784
>You're asking me if I would raise a child in this world as it all falls apart?

Yeah, much better to just wait until it does and prey on other people's children.

Having a family in that situation is a weakness, a burden.

I'm going hunting when it comes.
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>>597801932
a son but only because id do more than just kill someone if they hurt my daughter. it doesn't really matter to me though
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>>597817961
All I read in ya post was "muh murrrrrrricuh". I ain't givin no shits about your country niggered nigga. Ma boys an girls will doctor the fuck up, whether they like it or not.
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>>597818195

There's not that much difference in speed if you extrapolate the difference in leg length, you fucking troglodyte.

At best you're average speed, faggot.
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son or daughter? why not both in same package
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>>597805092
I was my pa's boy cause me mum's a shitty parent
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>>597818652
Stefan/Stefani sucking your cock in a dress with a pink ribbon tied around his/her cock
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Boy, because it will be a lot easier to deal with puberty. I'll just install a lock on the inside of his room, and be done with it.
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>>597815954
you make me so dissapointed because you pretty much described me =(
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>>597818313

Yes, what the fuck does PTSD have to do with thoughts. Are you implying thoughts are going to traumatize somebody?

Funny thing about thoughts is you don't really control them, you retarded fuck.

Good for you then, make sure to livestream it here when you do.
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>>597818818
sounds ok to me, just sayin
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Neither, I want a trans child.
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