Can anyone do lewd yaoi with my OCs, Gear and Jamie? (Picture included)
They are twin vampire brothers. I'd like to see Gear as Dominant/The seme and Jamie as Submissive/The uke.
Possible situations: Anal Sex (Any position), Oral sex/69, Hand jobs, Fingering/Fisting.
Please, I really, REALLY want someone to do this request.
I'd be willing to draw for you if you draw for me (I do have some exceptions, however)
Going to try this one more time:
Would anyone please draw a woman dating a zombie? Taking it out to dinner, holding hands, whatever you think would look cutest/silliest.
Thank you very much.
Serious question, why are all of you drawfags legit faggots? I mean, look at this thread, and shad and spazkid and all of those faggots, all you/they do is draw dicks.. Sometimes females with dicks. Sometimes men with big dicks.. Whats with all the dicks?! I can not fap to that shit. Stop with the dicks and start drawing some r34 without penises damnit.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SOMEONE POST THE FULL PIC I ONLY SAVED THE THUMBNAIL
HERES YOUR FUCKING GAY TWILIGHT FANFIC EROTICA INCEST BULLSHIT NOW STOP REQUESTING ANYTIME WOW
Theres usually a crap load of dicks and chicks with dicks because theres a handful of assholes who request this shit.
Then for whatever autistic reason, these people get mad and then feel the need to upload every scrap of bullshit they have to these threads.
Its not us, its them.
Dicks or small blobs, buddy. Pick one.
it's like you are asking for it!
let the dick thread begin
>this thread already
Holy shit we went autistic fast as fuck.
taking actual requests I guess
Not Faceless but honestly, I don't know why I bother coming here anymore.
Requests are always shit, anons are ungrateful cunts, there's autists shitflinging everywhere.
I should have spent more time jacking off.
am cry evertim
>I ask you. Do you really think my drawings are that sexy? Obviously I suck at drawing so my lewds are obviously sucky as well. So why even try to draw them? Why even have gratification from crudely drawn porn?
I like narrative. I guess you could say narrative gets me off.
Some art conveys narrative and tries to reel you in with its own type of sales-pitch. Some try to sing you a pretty melody, others yell you into at least reacting.
I guess I see yours as a whisper? I'm into everything: the singing, the shouting, and even the whispers.
A small scene. You with your glasses on. Crying into a dick that you're smushing into your face. Incoherent mumblings of regret.
It's an acting piece, really. You're the only drawfag who can pull it off in the type of way I think you can.
>but whatever you want, man; it's cool
I came here to draw moths and laugh.
Im practicing, not participating and just lurking till these threads don't reek of autism so much.
>feels bad man
this thread isnt any better than dick thread honestly
time for me to go play some vidya
Hey, she asked and I didn't get to answer last thread. I just want that scene drawn out, and I explained why.
I already said that I don't mind not getting the shit done.
Welcome to drawthreadia, every now and then this happens.
Its like a force of nature, the autism.
>buhu penises scare me
What games are you going to play?
So I can draw DICKS IN IT.
I'm sorry for making you all hate the thread. I shall take it upon myself to stop requesting it for a short time.
They do move in herds...
do you know like lions if like theyre in a circus, a tamer puts his head in its mouth to prove that its tamed
i always thought what if the lion made the decisions and threatened the tamer by puting his mouth over the tamer. what if you do taht wit like an anons dick
this is why i tend to keep the threads in the background. if youre focused on the threads too much you get all pissy when the fag squad appears. if you have it in the background you can kinda have a laugh or two and just do something else.
its not like the threads are like this all the time.
fucking lol, mind reader
Requesting Noodle from the Gorillaz holding a guitar like a baseball bat. Any variation (including Cyborg Noodle) would be alright. Thanks!
So I guess I'm gonna do something or something, I dunno.
yeah, i blame my wife, was fixing something for her real quick, LOL OOPS, went right down into the tip of my right thumb with enough force to pierce, good thing I'm left handed.
What the fuck.
Is want porn drawn now just someone being thirsty?
I thought it was some guy always trying too hard to get his dick wet.
well to be fair i dont really see the issue with all the horny dwellers, except for the obvious trolls but thats kinda on the drawfags for taking the constant bait.
also amusing picture, saved it
Protip: Thirsty drawfags are trying to twist when they starting doing the erotic roleplaying, they go for it for HOURS
So now they're running it into the ground to refer to any anons that request porn
I could maybe take a few requests, lewds are alright
Chill, its coo.
Are you saying......when two drawfags RP in threads of them fucking, it's thirsty?
Hmm... kay I guess. Don't expect miracles.
Oof... I don't know if I can do it justice dude.
Thirsty means someone that's not getting any, of any proverbial kind.
It's not an issue, just a constant. I think artists can choose what to draw, be it shit, bait or lewd, or not. So yes, it's entirely their fault.
Also, thank you.
>thirsty is really just Omega/Beta shit.
Already have two, one by anon, the other Marco.
Eh, do it only if you really want to, I'm pretty easy to impress.
doesn't help that i cant stand things touching the tips of my fingers either i have chips missing out of my keyboard 'cus i type with my fingernails.
I've never had any done, but I would love to see people's headcannons about my OCs.
Taking requests, no lewds because they'd looks terrible and unfappable.
I'm too new and sfw to have anyone write fanfics about me
how about some ballad of Edgardo?
Pic related (for anyone who hasn't read it already)
Can you draw this catgirl getting raped until she pees?
you and a lot of others it seems.
My hand slipped.
Bring me that ASS.
oh hey cathoe.
Stop being a faggot and suck that dick.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME, UR NOT MY REAL DAD.
the fact you have that saved from months ago worries me
>tfw using a new brush
here you are
Thank you friend
It's just about fucking Marc as if he was a cat/shota or whatever.
nah i like your old one better
Just wanted to swing by for a second, man why is the thermostat set to Autist?
Can you guys turn it down?
We gotta pay for that.
I'm pretty much the sole owner of stupid shit like that.
Draw him raping any sexy female that you want
you have bad taste.
It's worse than that.
Nigga probably didn't even fix the mistakes in it.
i dunno who's in the thread atm
not doing lewds
What the fuck is going on in here.
Nice dreads, Deej.
Nelsha, stahp dat
>teasing with some DA-tier fetish writing.
well, I am, be back later fellas
haha that looks tough
hey drawfags, i'd like to see a jimmies rustled gorilla on the world trade center king kong style with muhammad in his hand with obligatory jimmies rustled text and possibly a comment about how jet fuel can't melt steel beams
capatcha: [this is where a capatcha would go but i didn't fucking get one what the fuck is going on]
Yes. You shou b a-shame for dishonour famiry.
Come back later buddy.
Is that from one a yer girl japanese shows...?
She have her own website http://www.krispykreme.com
pls no fadda not sukobu
no lewds here anon
That's a nice toothy grin you got there, squirt.
i got the dubs tho hehe
Lewds are dead son.
Too rate. you already deeed.
pic rerated Nesha. It you.
Deej, them pizzas aint gonna make themselves!
Anyways, I'm outtie. 12 hour shift AHOY
I'll just pack my bags and go then. See ya later, drawthread. Peace out.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the School of Art Institute of Chicago, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret projects in art museums, and I have over 300 confirmed paintings. I am trained in watercolor on canvas and I'm top painter in the entire Society of American Artists. You are nothing to me but just another critic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision lines the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking drawn, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can draw you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my charcoal. Not only am I extensively trained in sketching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the AAS and I will use it to its full extent to paint your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will paint fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little requester? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Skype Group, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Draw Thread, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in spam warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire Marcademy. You are nothing to me but just another fetish requester. I will wipe this thread the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with having that shitty fetish in the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of memers across tumblr and your request is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call this thread. Draw Threads are fucking dead, kid. I can be in anychan, anytime, and I can image cap threads in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rainbowdash folder. Not only am I extensively trained in picture posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Know Your Meme & 9Gag database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe this miserable comunity's ass off the face of /b/, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “normal” request was about to bring down upon this land, maybe you would have held your fucking dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over here and you all will drown in it. This place is fucking dead, kiddo.
i have one q, is that original size or can i get a larger copy?
thanks for this! you sure are a dedicated drawfag to even provide updates n shit when you had to go out. A nice personal touch.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Gonna step out for a bit
Any non-lewds for anyone?
Leave em here, I'll get em after thread dies
i just like to do what i say i will regardless, also that the original size, blew it up, itl make it blurry tho.
you dont have to be shy, just ask for it and youll get it.
Please draw Anon and Pepe the frog cuddling romantically
I hate niggers. I don't conisder myself a nigger, I'm actually black for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Oakland though. Right now I'm studying ebonics, robbery and I'm following Looting, the way of the nigra. This is why I hate niggers that know 5 gang signs and use them all the time, West side bloods ghettos motherFUCKERS. I'm actually trying to become black for real unlike all these faker nigras. FUCK YOU NIGGERS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming black for real?
im not a food dispenser, but you can eat this if you want.
Ehhh, I have no idea to be honest. Floppy disk for a face seems neat though. My drawfag name from now on will be Flop, named after my face and my extreme rate of dissapointing many people at once.
why flop? are floppy disks flip-flops before being cut into shape. please explain, for i do not feel worthy of understanding the almighty culture of the "90s kids". all i have learned was from when dewpiedie said it on a video ironi-cally. please help me rise up to greater enlightenment. who is"floppy disk"?
u FUKKIN w0t
I'm gonna stick my cock in that butt now.
what isnt happening anon? what ISNT happening?
you're the only one who got the joke, you must really be hungry.
They're behind the couch.