Help me out /b 8 or dubs decides what to put

I read that breast stimulation reduces the risk of breast cancer. Want to team up to fight cancer?

>>597396625
Want to get pizza and fuck? I'll buy.

Oop! I meant to swipe left. Sorry about that.

I hate niggers.

Cashman

weird retro music plays when the wind blows through ma rainbow hair!!!!! lolololol!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

>>597396625
I fucked a nigger last night

Nice meme

>>597397383
reeeeroll

Hey Morgan, how's about you come to my place now and I rape you, you go stay the night. I rape you some more and then you go home as if nothings happened, don't tell anyone, become depressed and kill yourself?.. Sounds like a fun night to me.

>>597397383
keep rollin rollin rollin rilllinnnnn whaaa

You look like a nice girl.

A nigger fucked me last night.

>>597397465
Rollan for this

sup cunt

ey bb wan sum fuk

Hey Morgan, looking nice. You know what we should do? Take a guess!

>>597396625
Id tag you in the cunt

WTF is that nasty thing on your face? I meant to keep swiping, I didn't wanna stop on your ass.
Unless you got some nice titties you wanna show me.

>>597397210
reroll

>>597397638
welp

>>597396625
Your face looks like shit, did i also tell you im into scat. Sup bb

is it a problem that i have a micro penis?

>>597397638
Winrar

>>597397638
Winrar

>>597397638
we have a winrar
OP better deliver

>>597397782
plzz get

>>597397638
Winner

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

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>>597397638
There you go, wait for reply now

>>597398029
7 or dubs chooses

>>597397782
this op 7 get or dubbbbb

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Sorry, it was my bf, he sneaked into my room when i was taking a shit

>>597397939
rerolling

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>>597398029
hitler did nothing wrong

>>597398235
wewollin

>>597398029
Im not gay but i got fucked in the ass last night, not sure how i felt about it but it was a lot easier to suck his dick before it was in my ass. Know what im sayin?

>>597398287
winrar

I'm sorry about that, my friend took my phone because I was too shy to say something. I think you look really sweet and I'm having a hard time thinking of something to say to you. However I'm a closet homosexual and I'm actually just looking for someone to pretend to be my GF while i get pounded in the ass by married men in random hotels.

>>597397939
This op

>>597398287
Winrar

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>>597398287
6 or dubs

>>597398029
OP today is such a nice guy