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Bitch I knew from back in the day. You know what to do. 6 decides

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Bitch I knew from back in the day. You know what to do. 6 decides
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>>597383998
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking wordsw . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

</﹋\
<(҂`_´)
<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- - - -- - -- Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
</﹋\

U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER THREADS……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT……………
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking wordsw . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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It's me bitch
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>>597384416
HAHAHA YESSSS
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OP DELIVER RIGHT NOW
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>>597384416
Hahaha
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>>597384416

Aww yeah allahu akbar
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>>597384416
Don't even post this immature bs.
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>>597384416
>>597383998
Use that last 4% to deliver faggot
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>>597384741
faggot nigger
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>>597385039
Go do ur fucking homework
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I'm your father, I'm eminem
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>>597385132
no
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>>597385132
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4 decides
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>>597385555
OH GOD OP MY SIDES
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>>597385555
nice quads
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Oops forgot her bland reply
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I'm just kidding this is going on 4chan
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you heard me you fucking nigger.
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send me pics of your saggy teats please
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>>597385874
winrar
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thats right, bitch.
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just trying to see dem titays
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>>597385555
I am the great cornholio! Are you threatening me?
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Oh sorry, autocorrect. It's Phil from high school!
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>>597385874
Thank you
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OMFG I WON AGAIN FIRST TRY. HOLY SHIT IM GOD....
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>>597386073
Reroll bitch
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>>597386124
Winrar as well
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Tell her that papp misses her... Completely different haley but I need one to know...
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Hey, we used to talk. It's me Adam. You tryna chill sometime?
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Sarah, i want to start dating you again. I love you, heck, i even want children, please just listen to me now.
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>>597386124
Lucky bastard

>>597386181
ReRoll again, last try
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>>597385555
you're an idiot op. yea, that post won, but come the fuck on. stale ass pasta
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>>597384411
Reroll
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High on life I think I love you
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I butt lusts for you
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im funny
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Just kidding, it's Tom from high school
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shut the fuck up and check these dubs.
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Yes I'm sorry, can we start over?
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send me pics of your asshole, and I'll send you pics of mine. I wanna fap
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>>597386305
nah, just a bit giddy
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I'm going to poop in a condom and freeze it. Then I'm gonna fuck you with it
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Haley your father molested me as a child
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The Jews did 9/11
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>>597386461
rolling for this
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im your real father. the reason you never met me is because your mom is my sister. Society wouldnt understand our special bond so she just married the first guy she could find after she got pregnant. Now that your older i hope that you understand and would like to meet me
Love
Your dad
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>>597386305
No im not, i wanna cum in your face
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Bin doing ket since last night havnt slept yet
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>>597386305
high on the smell of your gooch
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>>597386461
roll
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>>597384411
>>597384411
Roll
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>>597386461
Reroll
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HIhaley its whatever the fug my name is
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>>597386461
Roll
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>>597386527
winrar
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sorrry

wrong person

hi Haley how are you
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>>597386527
WINRAR NIGGERZ
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>>597386527
Yes
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>>597386527
winrar
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>>597386527
kek
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i want to be back with you again.
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>>597386558
fuck so close
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All men must die
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>>597386527
beat me to it
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Ur a bitch and I fucked ur mom.
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>>597386305
Goddamn right I'm high, I've been snorting cat piss and chewing glass for 6 hours. Ooga booga, where da white wimmin at.
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>>597386527
fuck yes
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3
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>>597385555
Quads checked
Tits of GTFO
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>>597386073
I need tp for my bunghole!
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>>597386305
I would like to know what length your penis is, you know, so that you can put it down my throat, i know you got one. So dont be shy to show it to me
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>>597386863
winrar
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>>597386863
>>597386863
winner
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>>597386828
Im a gorilla, aren't U too? Hey gorilla
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GUYS ABANDON THREAD PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST POST READ THE 'READ' SIGN TIME AND LOOK AT THE TIME ON HIS PHONE IF YOU GET A MESSAGE FROM 'SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW' DONT YOU THINK YOU WOULD TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO RESPOND OP IS FAG
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thats not important. i know where you live
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It's your dad honey, what do you want for dinner tonight?
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I put butter in my milk
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>>597386978
Chill nigga shit
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>>597386978
are you fucking retarded
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>>597386913
>>597386863
winrars
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>>597386978
You cant tell me what to do
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>>597386828
>yass

2/10 grill confirm
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>>597387165
spoiler alert
>if youre on /b/ youre already retarded
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I am {replace with your real name here}
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>>597387303
dont post that
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>>597387310
good point
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>>597386978
Wow my cancer was in remission until I read this
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im your real father. the reason you never met me is because your mom is my sister. Society wouldnt understand our special bond so she just married the first guy she could find after she got pregnant. Now that your older i hope that you understand and would like to meet me
Love
Your dad
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I am (your name)
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Mother fuck the police
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>>597387577
roll
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4chan decide what I say to you
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My name is Adolf Hitler
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>>597386913
Reroll niggas
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>>597387311
Although this thread is fake
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I am the niggerest!
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You're on 4chan bitch
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i am groot
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:D
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sorry that was my dad, he has had paranoid schizophrenia for about ten years
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It's me (your name), you remember me? Because I remember you. I have always remembered you ever since the unfortunate days we broke ties. I have been regretting it ever since and I have been putting a lot of thought into this and I've been wondering if you wanted to get back together with me?
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>>597387505
I am Brian. Don't remember me? I am the boy you made fun of everyday at school.
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>>597386461
Reroll for this now
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Call the police I'm on an outrageous amount of ketamine
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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
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My name is Robert Paulson
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>>597387505
I'm here for a good time, not a long time. So send me tittar pictars, unless you want me be gay.
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I am {insert name}
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im fred
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>>597387666
Trips GET
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>>597387569
this
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>>597387666
nice trips
checking


>>597387676
roollliin for this hog
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just kidding its grandma
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>>597387577
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>>597387676
Rolling for the picture
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I'm sorry, veux-tu sortir avec moi ?
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>>597387645
Roll
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>>597387698
This! REroll for glory
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I'm Patrick Bateman. I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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>>597387676
reroll
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>>597387741
Winrar! finally
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>>597387741
winrar
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>>597387741
Winrar!!!
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Haley, I am your father!
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>>597387741
winrar
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>>597387751
winrar
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>>597387741
win you maggots
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>>597387741
Win
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I am the eggman. I am the walrus.
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i want to start over
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>>597387505
Just a kind gentlesir m'lady
*tips fedora*
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>>597387505
Call me what you want, sugar tits, but don't call me late for dinner ;^]
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>>597387771
winrar
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>>597388027
Kukukachoo.
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>>597387676
Rolling
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>>597387741
thank god
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I'm just a pedo wanting to fulfill some old fantasies now that you're legal age
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>>597387786

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS WINRAR
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come the fuck on OP
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Tits or gtfo
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i'm the one who's gonna save your life
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you talked to me once after class remember?
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>>597388360
ugh
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>>597388318
I seeeee yoouuuuuuu
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>>597388318
Tom gonna rape yooo
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>>597388360
Winrar
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>>597388360
winzip
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>>597388360
Winnnnnnah
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Tom Iwilleatyourtampon
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>>597388360
Winrar

How long will this one stay on the hook...
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>>597388208

rerollin' for this
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>>597388318
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>>597388360
Rarwin
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>>597387505
honestly the jews deserved it. Send nudes also cunt.
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tom? You really dont know you fucking faggot. Thomas the fucking tank engine.
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>>597387830
reroll but Tom instead of Patrick
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>>597388318
Bergeron, Tom Bergeron.
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>>597388318
You don't remember me? We went out for taco tuesday
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>>597388360
get
>>597388620
Better get
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>>597388589
Disdisdisssss
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>>597388620
Winrar
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tom... ahawk in your face bitch, its your last name not you're
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>>597388360
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I am the one who knocks
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Alright /b/r others lets beat her to it
(267) 907-3020
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bitch do you even english?
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Your not you're chubby cunt
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>>597389234
Oh she mad lol if dubs she real mad
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my last name is literally "Fromhighschool". im jewish.
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>>597389234
ah shits getting real
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>>597389234
u speek wel gud england
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>>597389399
word
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>>597389234
>267
>Philly

Nice OP
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>I will put your number all over the internet
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>>597389234
All over the internet where? Facebook? Please. Save yourself the embarrassment haley
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>>597389488
kek she mad>>597389488
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>>597389488
oh she mad
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>>597389234
>Hi Haley
>>Who the fuck is this
>Tom
>Mother fucker, who are you
>This is Tom, are you mentally ill? I already told you that.
>>I'm going to call the police.
>Holy shit you know Sting?
>>hangup
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>>597389493
funny
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Bitch tried to call me
Top kek
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texted the bitch, awating reply
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>>597389835
Answer and report back
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>>597389945
I'm in class or I wouldve
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>>597389908
I did and told her to tell tom to git gud. She asked who I was and now she wont respond
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m8s
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>>597389399
Dubs

Also, she might be a little off her typing because some random guy did say he was going to rape her with a poop-icicle.
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>>597389835
Call back and yell ALLAHU AKBAAAAR then smash your fist and drop the phone like you committed suicide for the almighty one
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>>597389234

someone vocaroo a call
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>>597389734
kek
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>>597390108
>>
>>597390108
topkek
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>>597389234
>(267) 907-3020
>Geographic Number Location: Yardley, PA
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>>597390110
yess please
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>>597389835
Bitch is boring. Couldn't answer her call and this is all she gives me
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I bet she's scared guys.
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>>597390326
close enough to bang
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OP, she's going to correct her spelling.
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And now we wait...
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>>597390326
There are only 2,434 people in Yardley PA
Can we find the chick?
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>>597390108
Fag
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>>597385555
aloha snackbars
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>>597390551
Think she'll deliver anon?
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Go ahead and find her :D
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>>597390551
Surely Haley will deliver.
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>>597390388
You are boring. Stop ruining shit fucking pleb
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>>597390762
no
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so many newfags getting baited right now
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Been a few minutes still no reply :(
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>>597391068
u r master ruseman?
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Am Op's friend, can confirm Haley is real
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>>597391242
can you confirm op is real also?
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>>597391104
Man, she's a dick
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>>597390773
is she a shift supervisor at CVS?
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>>597391242
>op here
this is my friend listen to him
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>>597391242
Can you confirm her last fucking name or if OP is fadgette?
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>>597391242
fuck you
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>>597391401
Can Confirm Op and Haley are 2 different people and all is legit
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Kek shit got real and funny, thx OP
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>>597391242
i am haley. can confirm this confirmation
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>>597391435
>OP's dad here
OP come home. Your mother misses you.
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>>597391242
She's a jew?
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>>597390639
Yes, but do we care enough?
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am haley am confirmation
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>>597391537
Tits please
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