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just caught a crocodile, trips decides what to do with it

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just caught a crocodile, trips decides what to do with it
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>>597114083

take it home to your swimming pool. Untie him, throw him in and wrestle him to the death.
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have sex with it
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batter it and fry it up their tails are great when cut up and battered
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remove tape, taunt with genitals
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>>597114083
skin it, make boots
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Fuck his mouth with dildo
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Eat it
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>>597114083
Raise it to be your own
And name it Mary cause captcha
>MaryC
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>>597114168
I like this
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>>597114083
My gf has a caimen. She's asleep so I can't ask what do.
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>>597114190
rolling for this
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Timestamp or Gtfo faggot
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>>597114319
The dog loves it though.
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>>597114083
stick it up ass
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Lift ear flaps, cum in ear.
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>>597114083

No you didn't. Stop fucking posting you cancerous piece of shit

http://www.images.google.com

Use reverse image such.
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lube it up with motor oil and post picture of you rubbing up on it naked
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>>597114083
i assume you are in aus? what you need to do is release it into a private schools swimming pool.. but also you need to cut yourself and leave splatter blood marks around the pool... get the cunt to tear some kids clothing up, so it looks like it ate a kid.. sit back wait for lols
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>>597114190
this
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>>597114430
im on the news, look it up lol
http://cnm.mv/scnm/f/?id=31913
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>>597114502
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>>597114565
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>>597114083
Dick in mouth.
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>>597114640
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>>597114083

Don't hurt it. Just release it somewhere where it won't bother anyone.
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>>597114319
>>597114405
caimans are fucking shit teir crocadilians... gtfo
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>>597114550
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>>597114083
you did?

then whats this
http://www.sun.mv/44412
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>>597114720
She didn't have enough room for anything bigger :(
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leave it alone.
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let it suck your dick
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slam its head in with the toilet seat until it dies and its brains splatter all over the place
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Put a sharpie in its ass
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>>597114755
>http://www.sun.mv/44412
>http://cnm.mv/scnm/f/?id=31913
I'm on the news baby
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Put it in your neighbors house
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69 it.
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>>597114083
put it in a friends house.
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>>597114755
>http://www.sun.mv/44412
...wtf op. i hate you
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>>597114678
What a fucking retard
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>>597115035
lemme translate this article for you
"guys that went fishing catch crocodile, other people pls beware of crocodile"
I'm in a sandnigger country where crocodiles are rare as shit, i made it to the news because of that
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Keep it as a pet
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Fuck it in the missionary position.
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>>597114825
well fuck... now i feel like a cunt for being rude...
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>>597114083
Stroke your dick and cum in its mouth.
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if it's still alive release it back into it's natural habitat, if dead you have to lick it for being an asshole and invading it's privacy.
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release it where you found it
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let him go and go fuck youself
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hide in underwear. call hooker.
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Eat some
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set him free then go suck a cock
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>>597114083
skin it alive
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>>597114083
Let it suck your dick.
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>>597116190
No
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Let it loose in a daycare.
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>>597114678
why didn't that idiot use his stick as leverage to open the crocodile mouth?
what a fucking idiot who deserves what he got
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Put your dick in it's mouth and then shove it's tail up your ass while you cum
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>>597116355
Rolling for this
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>>597116419
fuck you stupid fucking singles
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>>597116355
yes
do this
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>>597114897
this
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>>597115677
rolling for this
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>>597116355
this
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>>597116355
winrar
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>>597114083
it's been two years your crocodile is tied
it's dead now
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Set it free
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>>597114083

i like animals but if i caught myself a crocodile id have some guy make a belt or wallet out of it
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>>597116726
nope, that's not trips, read the OP
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>>597114083
kill it, skin it and eat it
preserve the rest of the meat
learn how to prepare skin and sell it
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put ur penis in it
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>>597116355
Rolling for winrar.
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>>597116355
Get
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>>597114083
Set it loose in a McDonald's.
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>>597116355
roll i think
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>>597114678
http://youtu.be/wb7FvK7KrLs
the most painful thing in that video is the accent
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Fucking aligator, newfag....
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>>597116355
Getting winrar
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>>597114083
Feed it, post webm
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>>597116355
Roll
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>>597116355
das it mane
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>>597116355
Awesome get.
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>>597114430
this. all these new fags make me sick. and you OP are the biggest faggot of them all
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>>597116820
re
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>>597116355
>A get for science
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Release the poor guy :p
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blowjob... you him/him you, pick one
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Set it free
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>>597116355
trips get
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>>597116355
Rolling
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>>597116355
Reroll
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>>597116355
g e t w i n r a r
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>>597117241
reroll
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Release it back in the wild
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>>597116355
roll
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c'om
>>597117241
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>>597116355
>Roll for science
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Put your tongue between it's jaws
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>>597116355
Rawlin
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Fuck it
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Buy a godzilla toy today and start playing with the crocodile
I want pictures and even webms make it happen
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>>597116355
Trips get
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>>597117241
ayyy lmao
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>>597117334
So fucking close
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>>597114190
This
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>>597116355
>Trips for science
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>>597114190
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Keep it as a pet and name it charles lee
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>>597116355
This
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in the pooper
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>>597117667
DARN…
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>>597117667
fuck
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Let it bite your balls off
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>>597116355
This needs to winrar
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kill it
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>>597117667
Rerawl
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>>597116355
Trips GET
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>>597116355
Quints get
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>>597116355
Trips Het
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>>597116355
>Must winrar
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its teeth look dirty, you genitals would make a good toothpick/toothbrush/floss
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>>597116355
This and film and post to YouTube
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>>597117887
Are you shitting me
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>>597116355
Let's do this
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>>597116355
888
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Release it where you found it, faggot.
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>>597116355
999
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>>597116355
Don't be a bait pl0x
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>>597117667
reroll for ya
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>>597116355
This
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string the mutherfukker up to the rafters,untie his mouth, and use as a punching bag
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Walk over to people on the street with it in a trench coat and ask if they want to buy a crocodile and open up the trench coat to show them.
Film obivously.
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>>597116355
Rolling for epicness
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Deffenetly have sex with it.
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Let it go, you cruel piece of shet.
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>>597118042
He must say "what are ya buying?"
and/or "What are ya selling stranger?"
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>>597116355
this forever
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>>597116355
Roll for great crocodile justice
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>>597114083
Time stamp please
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>>597116355
Trips incoming
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>>597117967
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>>597117887
TRIPS HET
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>>597116355
>greatest idea yet
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>>597116355
ayy trips
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>>597117967
reroll
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Kiss it

Whit tongue

A French kiss
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>>597116355
Yes this
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Release it into the wild.
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>>597116355
Rolling forever
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>>597117967
trips
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ride it around
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>>597118309
first roll
trips get
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>>597116355
Gator justice
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croc blow job
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>>597116355
activate trips
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>>597118333
WINRAR!!!!
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>>597118300
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>>597114083
>mfw
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>>597118333
FINALLY
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>>597114083
BOOTS
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>>597114083
fuck its nostril
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>>597118333
WINRAR
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>>597118333
yaaaaas!
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>>597116355
>>597118333
WINFUCKINGRAR!!!!!!!!!
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>>597118042
Rerroll
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Release it where you caught it
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>>597118333
inb4 shitstorm
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>>597118333
ez game, ez life
oh and winrar btw
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>>597118333
>>597118373
>mfw now
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>>597118300
ah what the shits dude
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>>597118333
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>>597118333
>>597118333
>>597118333
those poor children......
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>>597118333
OP IS A FAGGOT
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Fuck it.
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>>597118578
>gator justice
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So…where's OP?
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Walk into your local petsmart with it on a leash.
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>>597118634
Hopefully driving it to a daycare.
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>>597118634
Where do you think?
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>>597118619
roll
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>>597118333
winrar! finally!
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Timestamp, feggit
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Shoot it
Skin it
Read how to skin it
Skin in
Show off your trophy
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>>597118747
Wow, I'm hi
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>>597118333
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>>597118340
rawl
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>>597118822
Triple doubles
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>>597117638
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>>597118333
plz op, post vid.
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>>597114083
fuck it.
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>>597118630
Justice for Mike Gator!
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>>597118877
triple doubles again
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>>597118333
oh man that's just sad
keep an eye out in the news about a crazy guy who let a crocodile loose in a daycare
like damn how am i even gonna take that thing out of the boat and that far lol
gg though will deliver
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>>597118877
>>597118822
Kek.
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>>597114169
reroll
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Eat it
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>>597118822
>>597118877
wow
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>>597117967
trips get, fuckin OP retard.
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>>597118877
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>>597114083
http://www.noonudaily.com/
what language is this op?
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>>597118877
>>597118822

oh god did i cum
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>>597114083
>Potential to be epic thread
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>>597116355
get
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>>597119448
Already got.
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will it blend?
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>>597119184
thats not even moon runes, wtf is that
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>>597119555
Kek
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shit on it
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>>597119555
lol i really got the trips without saying anything. i was too focused. i let you down /b/rothers.
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>>597119652
Daycare won.
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>>597119184
>>597119571
language called dhivehi, aka spaghetti
also >>597119555 lol

okay folks closest daycare to my house opens at 7 in the morning aka 12 hours from now

i'll drive it there and throw it over the wall or something

god bless
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>>597119754
Hide it in the daycare.
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>>597114083
empty your load in its mouth
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>>597119754
HAHAHA OH GOD
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>>597118822
>>597118877
>>597119933
wtf
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>>597116355
Quad get for giggles
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>>597119933
Nice triple dubs brah
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>>597117225
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>>597119933
>>597118877
>>597118822

THREE TRIPLES DOUBLES

IN ONE THREAD

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
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>>597120000
QUADS
FUCKING QUADS
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>597119754
OP Has spoken faggots. Daycare won. He is going to unleash this fuckign thing at a daycare oh god this is too good. Where do you live op? Something like this would make the news.
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>>597114083
Nigga you should have made this a doubles thread
It gold in here
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>>597120000
Sick quads fam
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>>597120000
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>>597120280
Sick singles man
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>>597114083
CSP
>crocodile space program
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>>597116355
rolling for this
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>>597120348
Sick singles man
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>>597119754
that's not spaghetti, that's jelly language!
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>>597120395
If its in a daycare, then sure.
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>>597120461
Sick singles man
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>>597114083
let it go
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>>597120546
In a daycare.
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>>597120395
Do pic related
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>>597120000
>>597119933
>>597118877
>>597118822
God save the queen
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yea send it to space, the cost of the balloons and helium are pale in comparison to the result
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>>597120877
FUCK THE QUEEN.
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>>597118008
Boob
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>>597120950
no m8 the queen is good stop it
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>>597120000
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>>597116355
rolling for this also
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>>597120932
>inb4 Crocodile gets sent to space with industrial grade balloons and they bring him half way across the world before bursting.
>Then crocodile reminents land in Chinese daycare
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