Funny porn thread

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hilarious

>>596904155

kek

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>>596904009

>>596904009
yo I have that kid as a fb friend! He did that in a music festival in finland last summer and uploaded it on his facebook!

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>>596904009

>>596904417
kek

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>>596905839

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>>596904009

>>596905839
holy shit sauce? any links to download this vid?

>>596906006
Sauce?

>>596906059
ffs is that how phone sex works, thanks anon

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>>596906503
nah sorry dude, can't even remember were I got them from. Some fake dead porn site.

http://8ch (d0t) net/b/src/1423302011960.webm
Can't post here because it has sound.

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>>596905839
>>596906703
You can always tell a persons dead when their tongue is sticking out.

>>596906956
now that /gif/ allows sound, I've been wondering if I should redo that one with some of the other parts included as well

>>596906703
what is that called? when people have sex like that? its creative better than the normal boring stuff it looks like action movie and sex. i tried searching action sex on google but cant find anything. is it just for rich people?

>>596906350
Fucking gold

>>596907456
Sauce?

>>596905945
that sir, is next level shit

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>>596908390
just search ultimate surrender on porn sites, you'll find plenty.

>>596908390
Ultimate surrender. there are a lot of videos

>>596905913
source PLZ

>>596906006
I want sauce too

>>596904009
how is that porn?

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>>596908074

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>>596908624
Fuck, poor dude. What is he to do with that boner now?

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Why has this not been posted yet?

>>596908840
What's funny about this amazing piece of Italian cinematics?

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bump

>>596909102
Everything.

And what the fuck is up with the captcha asking me to select food? This is gay as fuck.

>>596905842
>>596905913
name?

cuz it's posted in every thread

>>596906350
fucking saved
thanks anon

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bumppp

>>596909330
Ariel Rose. Not sure if I spell Ariel right.

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>>596904009

>>596908840
gets me everytime

>>596905945
Balls deep

>>596908834
sauce?

>>596906956
sauce?

>>596906507
>>596908699
I guess the Brazzers watermark was not enough sauce?

>>596908624
That guy is a pussy

>>596908840
wat de fakkkk lol

>>596913344
123/10 amazing

>>596907456
That bitch is wearing Sanderson wrestling shoes

>>596907139
search for "asphyxiation" on a porn site of your favor

>>596913344
Fuck that was amazing.
kudos to the cameraman who kept recording.

>>596906350
i loled, hard

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>>596913344
The Ralphs bag

>>596908074
As soon as that set, the concrete would crush her chest and she would die from being crushed to death. If the crushing didn't kill her then the asphyxiation would. The concrete would expand breaking the bones in her chest, failing to do that her diaphragm would not be able to move at all.

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Does anybody have the hot dog guy one?

can't stop laughing
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>>596914188

>>596914205
This really isn't funny it's kinda depraved.

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>>596914215
top kek, you faggot

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>>596913344
the way he hands over the ralphs bag
> there, there .......

>>596913822
is it legal? how is it legal if their dead and how do they keep getting girls?

>>596914270
Nah, it's the one with the guy who had a tray of hot dogs and his dick is in one of them, thanks for the try though anon.

>>596909102

>>596914205
sauce?

>>596914270
How does someone so fat have 0% ASS. >>596914270

>>596913344
This one's a lot funnier with audio

Everyone's like laughing and awwing at the same time, it's kind of cute

>>596914482
Because he ate it.

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asdfghjkl;

>>596914370
sauce

>>596913344
This one always makes me wonder...like, the sheer volume of material she's puking up. Do these dime store hos go to the gook buffet before a shoot or something?

To me it just seems like an activity one doesn't do on a full stomach. I don't know.

>>596914535
Link?

>>596914106
Concrete doesn't expand as it cures. Depending on the mix it might actually contract.

A far bigger problem is the caustic nature of uncured cement. Plus the way it will rapidly dehydrate your skin as it aggressivly absorbs moisture.

But I've seen this porn. She's resting on some kind of wooden bench or something that they painted to look like concrete. I'm sure it's how she gets out of it after the scene, and what allows her enough slack to breath.

>>596914270

fucker so fat he even eats with his ass

>>596908834
He fucks him/her

>>596914690
you could probably just google it

I think it's also on efukt

>>596912969
fat ass can't wait one more minute to wipe their small 2 inch dick out and start masterbating

>>596905839
Zoey Holloway?

>>596905945
youre doing it wrong

>>596907140
Underrated

>>596914205
Really sad actually.

>>596906059
Holy shit, anon. You're bringing back ancient fapping history.

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>>596906350

>>596914270
a good place to save it for later when he gets hungry

>>596908390
are you blind? it says the site in the corner. fucking dipshit

>>596906956
I never understood why some guys dont like red pubes. I think theyre hot especially on a hot chick

>>596913344
>>596914690
http://efukt.com/20883_The_Single_Most_Epic_Cumshot_Fail.html

>>596914798
Jesus fucking Christ that's hilarious
And then you learn she's fucking pregnant

>>596914270
You know, it's stuff like this that makes me hate the internet. Now, I have to wonder if the person I'm talking to has a hot dog shoved up their ass.

>>596906507
The sauce is in her nose

>>596914205
the guy all the way on the left thinks its pretty funny and so do I
Shes a dumb whore she doesnt have any feelings

>>596915494
This is how all european porn looks to me.

>>596905839
I've seen a couple of these.
Are they... real? They surely look real.

>>596915531
:O

>>596915738
Well i can tell they are Europeans because one girl took a shower in the sink, while the other one cleaned herself off with toilet water. Enjoy eurofags.

>>596915961
hahaha

>>596915925
Where this come from? Seems epic

>>596908834
sauce please!

>>596916123
It's a bidet you fuckwit. It's NOT a toilet.
lrn2identify bathroom articles

>>596916337
It's from the move Mallrats about a clerk and another clerk who clerk for a Clerk's convenience store run by the comic book men on AMC.

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>>596915531
>>596916013
pretty much my face... i don't know how to feel about this

>>596912865
robert washington

>>596916466
Who are you kidding, she had her head in the toilet bowl.

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>>596904009

>>596916543
wut

>>596916543
homo

>>596916487
Thanks

>>596916543
top kek

>>596913344
jesus my sides.

but then her explanation....
"I'm pregnant, anytime I don't eat after 6 I get sick"
"What is that, oh that must be the onion rings I had for punch"

>pregnant
>shooting porn

jesus...that kid will have a fun video to watch some day

high speed blowjobs

http://www.redtube.com/8721

>>596916848
This is by no means a Kevin Smith film. It is a Dutch film called 'Bros before Hos' released in 2013. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2947832/

>>596904009
sauce? I need sound of the reaction

>>596916543
fuck you man

i need the fucking sauce

>>596908585
who is that? she is cute.

>>596917267
kevin kennedy

>>596915893
Who is she ?

>>596915218
it's a stereotype that black people mistrust redheads, they think they are witches

>>596904869
greentext FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN

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>>596917950

you must be new here

>>596918020
take the bait

>>596918552

implying I care

>>596918414
How do you know he wasn't baiting you?

>>596917460
hush

>>596916337
It's a Dutch film, "Bro's before ho's".

>>596915494

holy fuck pornwhores are fucking digusting. imagine first this one slut squirts liquified feces on his dick and fucking into the pussy of the bottom girl. then the dude just sits down on a chair, shit dripping from his dick while the 2 sluts just splash alittle water from the sink between their legs. imagine the fucking smell and drops of shit everywhere on the floor and on the bathroom and watered down shit particles smeared all over their legs and in their pussies

subhumans

>>596914279
Thinking the same thing. That's a hot scene with Jessie Rogers, but I got to be in a different mood. Definitely not a funny mood.

>>596914205
THAT FILENAME DOE

>>596917688
looking for her too anyone ?

Does anyone the one with the dog watching a blowjob?

>>596917688
Any one know her ?

>>596915893
Any one have sauce on this ?

>>596904155
sauce

>>596918617
sauce?

>>596914624
Not sure, but think that's Shione Cooper.

>>596904869
HAHAHAHA

>>596915531
Is it gay or not?

>>596908074
New minecraft

>>596918617
Oh gawd. I haven't seen this for years!
thanks dude

>>596906350
How does he even dare, haha.
Sick motherfucker.

>>596914205

Who is the grill?
I like her tits.

>>596915893
I need her name anyone ?

>>596915893
I'v got a raging boner need to find a video of her with sound... please give sauce OP ?

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>>596919506
how stoned is the one on the couch?

>>596919419
Its only gay if you prefer the one with a dick, and you have a dick.

>>596919506
sauce?

>>596919716
Jesse Rogers

>>596914679
There are more of these?

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>>596919506
that point when they both are cross eyed
>my sides

>>596904155
sauce
i gotta hear her say it

>>596915893
ANYONE ?

>>596914205
>Jessie Rogers
PornHub
?viewkey=1462447481

>>596919750
>>596919831
Emma Leigh
Mannequin Magic

>>596920178
who the hell takes the time to do this

>>596915488
just dont talk to fat people

any chesse pizza

>>596920546
or OP

>>596916720
So gay

>>596917386
looks like shione cooper

>>596918617
This is what xtc does. Makes you wanna dance and horny

>>596920178
Aaaaaah... what a time to be alive

>>596908624
i need this video

>>596905730
Looks like my English teacher.

>>596920747
it on xhamster pale tranny shemale or something

>>596920178
hAHAHAHAAhahahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaha

>>596920645
Do you have any friends who you would trust to hold a fish while it blows you?

That's real friendship.

>>596915531
I know the dude with a vagoo is buck angel

>>596914370
SOON

>>596914318
It's not legal to have sex with dead people or anyone who's unconscious, in the USA anyhow. There are consent concerns. In porn, it's faked.

In real life I regularly choke the shit out of my girls. The current ones mom got mad at me because I left bruises, mommy doesn't know I made her pass out then switched my cock to her ass.

>>596917688
>>596919075
>>596919099
Emma Leigh i think

>>596920036
that fucking chiken toy

>>596914215
i fucking hate you.

>>596915531
Yfw Buck angel is more ripped and has better facial hair than all you.

>>596920178
One of my friend's dads is really into robot porn

>>596907140
holy shit... i've actually done this

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>>596915925

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>>596918929
never pose anything this small again you fagg

>>596914604
Can someone do this on the Obama nigger

>>596922009
chicks name?

>>596918929
dat filename, lel

>>596904763
you got a link to the proper video?

>>596914215
Lol worth the watch

>>596906857
Need sauce on this!

>>596905000
can't let these trips go unnoticed.

>>596918795

Yeah that guy is from the Pulpshow/New Kids on the Block right?

>>596914215
fuck you nigger >>596922511

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>>596921786
Sorry, all I had

>>596914318
dude serious? come on

>>596906006
>han shot first

>>596908624
SAUCE GOD DAMMIT

>>596920747
http://xhamster.com/movies/837586/pale_crossdresser_suprises_teen_stud[dot]html

>>596922786
U have been rused lad

>>596906006
looks like Falmer porn

>>596906956
Can I get the sauce on this please anon?

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>>596922869

>>596907140

in germany we call that "helikoptermann 2: rückkkehr des kreisselfickers"

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>>596907140

>>596919098
for to have making sentence yes

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>>596904155

>>596920022
http://efukt.com/21206_How_I_Made_Mom_and_Sis_My_Sex_Slaves.html

>>596923192

It's about the dog the blowjob anyone have video

>>596923259
Top kek

>>596922304
martin lincoln

>>596923313
can blow video dog have anyone for to be download nigger

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>>596915531
holy fuck

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>>596923002

>>596923625

You
Yes!
But no.

>>596918617
That one dancing fucker reminds me of Joseph from troyhasacamera

>>596914205
She quit porn and is now an activist against the industry. True story.

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>>596914270

>>596917005
Oh good Lord I'm dying

>>596924028
I knew she looked familiar, she's a fucking twitch streamer. She was also only 19 when this video was filmed. Holy fuuuuuuuuck this video is orgasmic now.