you mean best, i've got 3 new banana pictures saved already
no it makes banana cookie you lying nigger faggot
Anyone got that guy that goes to /v/ and the tunnel he goes through slowly twits until he fucked up and he ends up coming out looking like someone tried to draw slender man while they were spinning around?
Those ancients were some pervy fucks, holy shit.
>mfw every single one of these cancerous threads has been the exact same since 2011
>mfw there is no OC on this shit faggot board filled with furries, people who like traps and 13-16 year old edgelords who found out about here at school
Am I fucking wrong?
No, it's really the other way around. They just weren't as sexually repressed before the Church came into power.
You see "normal" behavior like this all over the place, in any culture, as soon as you look past strictly Western ones.
I suppose so.
Personally, I don't think anything can beat this one though when it comes to /b/. Maybe the Sims one.
No. You have to be quite familiar with the series to "get" it.
>What amine is this from originally?
Looks like a pretty high-profile studio, but it doesn't ring any bells.
>And is it worth watching?
It's anime, so no.
>Went on a hot date two nights ago, she's dating my best friends friend but they're "on the rocks" so I don't really care.
>had a few drinks after a light dinner
>She's a 9/10 easy with a cute laugh.
>The entire night she's grabbing my thigh and biting her lips lightly.
>I stopped by a gas station to grab some condoms earlier in the night, to make my self seem a little bit "bigger" I bought magnums.
My cock isn't as long as it is wide, so the larger condom helps a bit with non restraint.
>At her place and she's practically begging for it.
>Grabs my face and starts kissing me deep.
>We're entangled in a hot steamy make out session moving quickly from the living room to the bedroom
Now this bitch had a cat and this cat wouldn't leave us the fuck alone; from the minute we stepped in the cat was meowing and following us around.
>Cat's following us meowing and rubbing against my legs
>"Oh don't worry, she's just in heat... I guess we're the same."
>Shrug off the comment and just agree.
>As we're moving towards the bedroom I tripped over the cat and I fell against her making her hit her head on the wall lightly
>She giggles and tells me "it'll be ok."
>We're in the bedroom now and I realize that I need to take a massive piss
>I excuse myself just for a moment and tell her to "get ready"
>start peeing leaving the door open a crack to see if she'd sneak a peak.
>Look down to see this cat rubbing her heat ridden ass all over my leg
>Take off my shirt, drop it on the floor, undo my pants and walk in trying to ooze confidence.
>She's in a bra and panties urging me to come next to her.
>I hop in and we start assaulting each other with gropes and kissing.
>Cat is up on the bed lightly clawing my back and rubbing against me.
>Pushing the cat away several times I ended up taking the cat out of the room and quickly shutting the door.
>Condom on, I'm inside of her, fuck yeah.
>Every 3 - 7 thrusts I hear a long meow this goes on for the next 5 minutes killing my boner.
>I start going limp over time.
>"*Sigh* Babe the cat is lonely she won't shut up unless we let her in."
>Give up and allow the cat back inside
>I turn my attention to my date and she had the condom stuck in her cunt.
>Quickly adjust my situation kissing her to distract her I throw the condom out onto the floor.
>Get a new condom on and proceed to fuck her senseless.
>We finish, I dispose of the used condom and we snuggle up.
>"That was amazing Anon, I would love to do it again but you should really head home now."
>"Why what's going on?"
>"Oh... well I totally love him we live together and he'll be home at about 7 AM."
>Feel kinda hurt but shrug it off, I clean up she gives me a blow job whilst I'm leaning against her couch and I leave."
>My best friend calls me saying "Dude did you hear? Herps girl cheated on him."
>"That's rough man, how did he find out?"
>"His fucking cat was playing with a used condom."
Here you go, you all lost.
Yeah. Even though I've seen this pic weeks ago, you made it last nice
No it's not.
Hotel rooms aren't public spaces like a supermarket or a cafe that anyone can enter on a whim (and where you're not allowed to masturbate), they're similar to rented apartments, and you have the rights/responsibility to the apartment while you rent it. Only a few handful of people are actually legally allowed to enter your hotel room without a search warrant or similar, and yes, you are allowed to masturbate there if you so choose.
If you really want to get technical, it could be considered home invasion as long as his contract for the room is still in effect.
Interesting that black women know how to slim down and drop the attitude when going for non-black guys, though.
I have a longer one with the hopper and the plunger in it but it's on some other machine.
I'm running with my special 4chan USB stick.
Never know when some shit posting needs to break out. I'm always on patrol