Hey /b/, I'm going to tell you the story of how i fucked

Continue OP

>>596517250
go on

>>596517250
OP CONTINUE

God damn let's go op

>she’s standing there in yoga pants and a sports bra, she definitely just got done working out
>her abs are fucking perfect, her dark hair slicked back on her head from the sweat
>theassisfat
>her c-cups are bulging over the top of the top of her sports bra
> vinny rushes to other bathroom, most likely to fap, horny little fuck
>Oh shit she’s coming in
>she walks over to couch, looking at phone whole time
>sits next to me
>OH FUCK
>looks at me like im a freak
>suddenly realize I’ve been staring the whole time
>try to play it off and look around the room while we sit there alone
>”Hi”
>…what?
>she really did just say hi to me
>”H-hi, Allie”
>I can smell the way her sweat mixed with her perfume/body lotion, she smells wonderful
>Goddammit did I just use her first name? I’ve never even talked to her before
>her eyebrow raises and she smirks at me
>”you know me?”
>”uh yeah sorry, fuckface talks about you”
>”oh so you’re one of his friends?”
>”OH HELL NO!!”
>dammit my loathing got in the way
>She starts cracking up
>relief.jpeg
>”haha I didn’t think so, you seem like a nice guy”
>”yeah??”
>”yeah, ive actually seen you around too, kid”
>kid?
>”so what’s your name?
>”A-Anon”
>fuckface comes out of bathroom
>”well Anon, I guess I’ll see you around,” she says as she gets up
>tussles my hair as she walks by back of couch
>”Yeah anon, see you around!” fuckface says, tussles my hair too
>what an asshole
>they leave
>avert my attention back to games
>switch to wii, put in SSB for me and vinny
>Vinny comes back from bathroom
>”JESUS DUDE! DID YOU SEE HER?!!!”
>fucking vinny

>>596517250
I think something missing here...

>>596519192
>inb4 it's revealed that he's cousins with his best friend

The fuck does she have in her hair?

>>596519192
>
Go on...

>>596519192
Lol fucking vinny

>>596517250
your cousin vinny, eh?

>>596519499
>Few days later
>at locker during passing period
>taking books out
>feel tap on shoulder
>turn around
>OH FUCK
>It’s Allie
>Drop books
>OOOOH FUCK
>she laughs at me
>”Soooorryyyy Anon”she teases
>squats down to pick up my books
>I stare at her cleavage
>the air conditioning in the school has caused her to have goosebumps all the way down her cleavage
>a strand of her hair has found its way in between her tits
>she stands up
>”here you go” she says to me with a smile as she hands me my books
>”thank you”
>”so im having a party this Friday”
>”isn’t there a game?”
>”Yeah, so?”
>”you aren’t going to your brothers game?”
>”haha no, I don’t usually go, hes a bit of a prick when he wins, and a real ass when they lose”
>”doesn’t surprise me”
>she laughs again, I’m starting to really like that laugh
>”So, the party!”
>”Oh yeah!”
>”right so I’m having it, and YOU” she gives me a friendly poke in the chest, “are invited”
>”Oh wow, okay, cool!”
>Hands me her phone, I give her my number
>”I’ll text you!”
>That night she starts texting me
>telling me about the party, apparently just a small gathering with her and some other seniors
>really confused about why she wants me there
>ask her why
>”lol idk anon I felt like telling you, why? Do you not want to go?
>”no no I do, really, I was just curious”
>”haha okay, what lunch hour do you have?”
>”3rd, why?”
>”no way, me too! You should sit with my friends and I, we hang out behind the gym”
>”uuum okay, cool!”

c'mon /b/ros bump this

>>596519957
hahaha idk why it made me laugh too

bamp im here

bump again

Keep it Going! >>596519192

Bump for interest

bump, this is a little cheesy but good

>>596520076
Bumpity

bump for interest

Bumpy bump

bump again

buuuump

bump you dirty bitch

great form OP huzza!

bumpbumpbump

Bumb

>>596520076
Bump for end of story

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>>596520045

I'm going to wait for this thread to get bumped

Bump city nigga

BUMP FOR SWEET SWEET VICTORY AND POON ANON!

>>596520076
Invoked the power of the bump god

Bumpity bump bump

bumpitty bump

>next day, lunch
>go behind gym, there’s allie, with about 10-12 of her friends
>they all seem to be couples
>some are smoking cigarettes
>allie introduces me to a few
>they all seem pretty cool, I try my best to socialize
>they all have allie’s laid back personality, it’s easy for me to make them all laugh, so I feel comfortable around them all
>do this for next few days
>get to know allie and her friends better
>start to really enjoy my time around her more and she seems to feel the same
>doesn’t even seem to care when she notices me staring at her rack
>just gives me playful punches on the arm and a sweet smile when she catches me

oh boy I hope she is a spaghetti! :^)

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inb4 spiderman

>>596520076
bump need to hear this story

Bumping bumps faggots

>>596520825
inb4 Crips Drake

>>596517250
Goddamn newfags. This pasta is incredibely stale. Spoiler: the story doesn't have an ending

Sauce for op pic?

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This never fucking happened!

BAMP IM DEFFRENT

>finally friday
>first half of school day takes forever
>finally lunch time
>allies talking with all her friends, they’re all saying what they’ll bring
>weed, beers, etc.
>one senior turns to me
>”so, anon?”
> “ummm, yeah?”
>”what’ll you bring, huh?”
>shiiiit
suddenly remember parents liquor cabinet
> “a handle of rum”
>”oh wow, okay kid, cool”
>Alli gives me a playful nudge
>”Yeah Anon, COOL”
>I laugh
>”I’ll see you tonight, Anon!”
>rest of the day takes foreverrrr

>>596520991
Yes i agree

Bomp

>>596520786
Godspeed OP
your tale is intriguing

>>596520786
Baaaaamp

Bumpupmp

>>596521111
CHECKED

>>596520797
kek

>>596520991
Most pastas didn't, they're just fun to read. Go to bestgore if you want something undeniably real

>>596521011
Bump this ish

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>>596521111
QQQQUUUUAAAADDDDSSSS

>>596521011
Biggesy focking bump

bump for inevitable stupid meme ending

Bump for Jesus fuck sakes

>>596521111

All hail the quads

>I'm not a robot

>That night
>steal handle from parents cabinet
>don’t care if I get busted, feel the need to look cool
>ride my bike over to Allie’s house
>automatically feel like a fag once I see all of her friends cars
>go inside
>no one there
>”Hello?”
>”Back Here!”
>the doorway has a view to the kitchen and to the patio outside it
>Allie sticks her head in and waves to me
>go out to back patio, it’s hazy as fuck under the outside roof
>I was right they do all seem to be boyfriend/girlfriends
>sharing drinks, etc.

>>596521458
For his sake!

Fack c'mon

Bumb plox

Cut the shit and get to the point fuckin anon...

>>596521516
Bumpy threadd

Come on, OP. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat here, man.

BAMP TO INFINITY

BUMPPPP

>>596521733
Bumpy breadd

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I just want to hear about your success OP, even if this is fake don't hit us with spaghetti or dinosaur

New bump! Hurreh anon I must know the whole story!!!

>talk to her and her friends, have a good time, they all seem to enjoy my rum
>talk, smoke, drink a little with her and her friends
>at about 11:30 her friends start to leave, pair by pair
>allie makes sure that none of them are too drunk
>most of the girls end up driving their boyfriends home
>last pair are too drunk
>they’re making out and shit, girls ends up grinding in the guys lap
>the guy suggests they go somewhere
>Allie Laughs
>”haha nooooooo! You two can’t go anywhere”
>they start to argue about where they’ll sleep
>Allie tells them to sleep in fuckface’s room
>”are you sure he won’t mind?”
>”If he’s not back buy now, he’s spending the night at a teammates”
>yeah, I think to myself, …buttfucking
>”so you’re sure?”they ask
>”Yes I’m sure, it’s fine, I don’t care anyways, you two can fuck in his bed for all I care
>they run off without another word

>>596521011
Bump

>>596521813
Bumpy bedd

>>596521516
I was thinking maybe it's kinda like when all of the popular kids invite some autist to a party and then beat the fuck out of him. I hope that doesn't happen.

Also, I vote for the return of Vinny

Op is a fag

At this point I am saying pics or op is a fag

>>596521516
>walk up to the patio
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>596521944
Vinny is great

Faggot OP won't get to the fucking point.

>>596522012
Ur not op ur an impasta

>>596521881
good old 11:30 party finish, whut

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>>596522012

>>596522155

Enough with the salt. Every good story needs a good build-up to the finale.

>>596522222
Omfg the trips say we must kill!

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OP you sound like you used to be a massive "nice guy" beta faggot stuttering autist, have you grown out of it?


>Also cool story bro please continue and pics of Allie?

God damnit OP

>>596522260
its fake bro, op is a faggot

GOD DAMMIT OP

>>596521516
More

This is the dumbest fakest faggotry I've ever read.

> girls love him, he’s a douche to them

That's why

>>596522222
quints checked

This is why you type the greentext beforehand. Fucking newfag

>>596522373
>bro

Kill self.

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>>596522321
trips?
>>596522222

bitch those are QUINTS

>>596522012
fuckin Vinny

>>596522147
He's a horny teenager who is alright at Madden. He has an Italian American heritage with his father being full Italian and his mother being a mixture of sorts, or American. He's been saving up money that he gets from his allowance to go see his family in Italy. There will be a movie out about his wacky adventure to get to his grandparent's house in Venice soon!

>>596522222
Those quints

OP hurry, I need to sleep.

>>596522222
Nigga got quints

SACRIFICE OP TO ISIS AND THEIR FIRE GOD!!!!!

>>596521881
>Drinking rum
>party finishes at 11:30
>everyones 'coupled up'

Jesus fuck dude are you hanging around 15 year old's parties again?

>>596522222

omfg quints

>>596522335
there are no pics of allie, she doesn't exist silly

Cmon op

It'll prob end like "Here parents came home and took me into their room and the dad fucked me up my little butthole till fuckface came home and told everyone at school."

>>596522222
QUINTS CONFIRM EBIN BREAD

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>>596522222
PENTAKILL

Thread fake and kill

>>596522222
Praise be to the quints

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>>596522222

>>596522755
checked

>>596522527
wtf

OP is kill. No more story.

>>596522755
Checked

HURRY

>>596522557
someone can't read
>>596517250
>be 16

>me and allie keep talking at the table
>I Smokeup the last bit of weed
>goodshit.png
>on the last hit I start coughing like a lightweight
>Allie starts laughing at me again
>she starts hitting me on the back to try and help me stop
>as I eventually do, she starts rubbing my back and puts her head on my shoulder
>I can smell the alcohol on her breath
>she tells me that shes cold
>time to be alpha o’clock
>I swing her legs over my lap and hold them with my arm that’s in my hoodie
>she looks at me confused, then smiles at me and gives me a playful nudge
>she tries to squirm out of my hold but I hold her in and she starts to giggle
>she suddenly stops
what happens next is one of those kisses you don’t see coming but just happen, I’m sure some of you know what I’m talking about

>>596520076
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

BUMP I BELIEVE IN YOU OP

op is kill from quints. gg no re

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>>596519192
>fucking vinny

>vinny's face when.

just copy paste on Google this shit is copied

>>596522222
MMMMONSTER KILL

>>596522960
Fuck you OP type faster

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>>596522222
If it wasn't for the legendary quints, I would've left by now

>>596522960
NIGGER HURRY UP

>>596522222
quints command me to do nothing wrong.

>>596522977
future underated post

>>596522960
Nice try but I've read this before

Hurry up op cmon

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>>596523000

Here you go faggots
http://4archive.org/b/res/554405796

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>>596522960
KEEP GOING BEFORE THE QUINTFANTRY GET HERE!!!1

>That couple eventually just pass the fuck out
>Ally turns to me and says, "I guess its just us now anon, the last couple standing".
>Ohshitcouple?!.jpg
>I am absolutely stunned.
>Ally leads me slowly to bedroom.
>Thisisit.avi
>Anon I find you very attractive, I can't fucking take it, I want you to fuck me.
> Come on, my brothers bed is empty and those two aren't gunna use it.
>This is my chance to fuck over fuckface.
>we get naked in bed
>Threw clothes on floor
>didn't walk dinosaur, she starts sucking me
>Oh my fucking god its good
>First time getting head, feels like an enhanced version of the best fap I ever had.
>Ohhhhhh fuck I try and eat her out, but fail miserably.
>She pushes me off and just gives me this look
>"Fuck me anon, deep"
>Goininboys.wmp
>Go in
>Both drunk AF, sex is awesome
>in and out
>best feeling I have ever had.
>here a knock on the door, its fuckface.
>Ohshitagain
>he sees us, is outraged
>Im still inside Ally
>he charges, I put up hands to push him off.
>his drunk ass headbuts through the window, and falls through into the flower garden right underneath.
>We look out
>out cold
>I spit on him and we fuck again.

Your welcome anons.

OPs story is decent plus quints? This threads golden!

>>596523000
damn, there's no hope anymore

>>596522222
fuck the story. ALL HAIL THE QUINTS.

>>596522527
When he finally gets enough to fly to Venice he accidentally boards the wrong plane (and has headphones in during briefing so he never realizes) and ends up in Amsterdam, to return home he must hitchhike across Europe to Venice (so he can get on the return flight)

>we sit there for a good 10 minutes making out
>I’m hard as a fucking rock, there’s no way she cant feel it with her legs in my lap
>considering this, I go for my next big move
>I move my hand from her waist to where my fingers are on her ribs and my palm is just supporting her tit
>wait a minute there
>move my hand to on her tit
>it’s like a bag of sand
>slowly play with it and feel her up
>we keep kissing for a another few minutes
>she gets up, takes me by the hand, and pulls me inside
>Its happening.jpeg

>we make it to her room
>fall on her bed
>keep making out
>She fumbles with something on her bedside table
>music starts playing, it was her iHome,
>she sits up on top of me to mess with her playlists
>I take the opportunity to cup her ass in my hands
>she put on soft music
>kiss for another 3 minutes or so, she puts her hand on my chest
>pushes herself off me and winks at me
>gets out of her bed, walks across the room infront off her closet doors, which are big sliding mirrors
>starts DANCING
>Jesus Christ my boner
>she’s looking at me in her mirror as she dances
>The dance quickly becomes a strip tease
>takes off her shirt
>wearing a super cute pink bra
>unzips her shorts, dances some more
>starts to twirl a little, her hair swings around
>brunnettemasterrace.precum

>>596522527
underrated post

>>596523306
mildly entertaining/10

shit's copy pasta'd from another thread. Fuck you op.

>>596523306
*You're
God, OP is such a faggot.

>>596522222
daym son

>Shrek busts in through the door
>Allie freaks the fuck out
>Shrek says "this is the time you run"
>Allie screams rushes out the door
>Shrek throws an onion grenade at her, she explodes
>Shrek puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my butt for Shrek, there isn't point in resisting
>Shrek plows my ass all night
>Fuckface returns
>Shrek looks him in the eyes
>"It's all ogre now"

>>596523306
At least it wasn't pasta/10

Goddamn this is weak.


Fucking vinny

>stops, faces me
>reaches behind her back
>her bra straps fall to her sides
>crawls back on the bed
>I pinch her bra between the cups
>she sits up
>her bra slides down

>perfect boobs
>her npples are perfectly round, no bigger than a quarter
>her boobs are perky as can be, her nipples even point up slightly
>she takes of my shirt
>runs her finger down the middle of my torso to my pants button
>unbuttons me
> unzips me
>starts pulling my pants down more as she gets off the bed again
>pulls my pants off once shes off
>dances some more
>my dicking is jumping up and down when I exhale at this point its so hard
>she slips her shorts off
>starts TWIRLING again
>seein those titties bounce around was a thing of beauty

>>596522222
>she looks me straight in the eye
>she moves in close
>ohshit
>she operns her mouth to speak
>"check 'em" she whispers
>I pause
>"ummm... what?"
>"FUCKING CHECK 'EM!!!"
>she begins to spaz and roll on the floor
>ask if she's ok
>"QUINNNNTTTTTSSS!!!!!" she screams

>Few days later
>at locker during passing period
>taking books out
>feel tap on shoulder
>turn around
>OH FUCK
>It’s Allie
>Drop books
>OOOOH FUCK
>she laughs at me
>”Soooorryyyy Anon”she teases
>squats down to pick up my books
>I stare at her cleavage
>the air conditioning in the school has caused her to have goosebumps all the way down her cleavage
>a strand of her hair has found its way in between her tits
>she stands up
>”here you go” she says to me with a smile as she hands me my books
>”thank you”
>”so im having a party this Friday”
>”isn’t there a game?”
>”Yeah, so?”
>”you aren’t going to your brothers game?”
>”haha no, I don’t usually go, hes a bit of a prick when he wins, and a real ass when they lose”
>”doesn’t surprise me”
>she laughs again, I’m starting to really like that laugh
>”So, the party!”
>”Oh yeah!”
>”right so I’m having it, and YOU” she gives me a friendly poke in the chest, “are invited”
>”Oh wow, okay, cool!”
>Hands me her phone, I give her my number
>”I’ll text you!”
>That night she starts texting me
>telling me about the party, apparently just a small gathering with her and some other seniors
>really confused about why she wants me there
>ask her why
>”lol idk anon I felt like telling you, why? Do you not want to go?
>”no no I do, really, I was just curious”
>”haha okay, what lunch hour do you have?”
>”3rd, why?”
>”no way, me too! You should sit with my friends and I, we hang out behind the gym”
>”uuum okay, cool!”

>>596523318
I saw quints and this is the best day of my life

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>>596523264
>http://4archive.org/b/res/554405796

>>596523632
god your easily trolled.
n e w

>>596523688
> "all ogre now"
Top kek

I can truly say that OP is a faggot

>>596523306
hahahaha that's fucking good op.

>>596523813
what dude fuck you

>>596523808

Anonymous
02/04/15(Wed)21:43:59 No.596523534
>we sit there for a good 10 minutes making out
>I’m hard as a fucking rock, there’s no way she cant feel it with her legs in my lap
>considering this, I go for my next big move
>I move my hand from her waist to where my fingers are on her ribs and my palm is just supporting her tit
>wait a minute there
>move my hand to on her tit
>it’s like a bag of sand
>slowly play with it and feel her up
>we keep kissing for a another few minutes
>she gets up, takes me by the hand, and pulls me inside
>Its happening.jpeg

>we make it to her room
>fall on her bed
>keep making out
>She fumbles with something on her bedside table
>music starts playing, it was her iHome,
>she sits up on top of me to mess with her playlists
>I take the opportunity to cup her ass in my hands
>she put on soft music
>kiss for another 3 minutes or so, she puts her hand on my chest
>pushes herself off me and winks at me
>gets out of her bed, walks across the room infront off her closet doors, which are big sliding mirrors
>starts DANCING
>Jesus Christ my boner
>she’s looking at me in her mirror as she dances
>The dance quickly becomes a strip tease
>takes off her shirt
>wearing a super cute pink bra
>unzips her shorts, dances some more
>starts to twirl a little, her hair swings around
>brunnettemasterrace.precum

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>>596522222
The prophecy is fulfilled. The chosen has returned home...

>>596523534
bumping once again for inevitable meme ending

>Allie says "now it's time big boy"
>She takes her panties off in a really sexy way and walks to the closet
>She fetches a strap on
>Punches me in the face and takes off mask
>Ally and Fuckface's mom
>Bends me over and fucks me hard
>Dammit
mom>s

sgag hettimomsspaghetti
moms spagethii

oh wow i havent read this same pasta a thousand times

>she lowers down
>oh god its going to happen
>starts with her tongue, runs up my shaft
>gladiwashedmyballs.gif
>likes around the tip
>I groan, she giggles
>she keeps giving me head for about 7 minutes
>my god shes a natural
>stops
>bites the band of my boxers and crawls back down my legs, im sitting there, stark naked
>she crawls up, and kisses me
>while she’s kissing me, she slips her panites off
>in one motion, she bites my lip and pulls me up, while she sits back and puts me inside her
>my god
>shes so wet
>puts her arms around my neck and starts grinding on me
>my god
> we sit there and fuck like that for the next 15 minutes
>she then pushes me back and starts bouncing on my dick
>my god the friction
>starts swinging her hips around like she has a hula hoop
>shes so wet
>I stare at those tittes
>I can feel my dick tingling
>oh god
>Oh God
>OH GOD

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>>596517250

>>596522823
this

>we sit there for a good 10 minutes making out
>I’m hard as a fucking rock, there’s no way she cant feel it with her legs in my lap
>considering this, I go for my next big move
>I move my hand from her waist to where my fingers are on her ribs and my palm is just supporting her tit
>wait a minute there
>move my hand to on her tit
>it’s like a bag of sand
>slowly play with it and feel her up
>we keep kissing for a another few minutes
>she gets up, takes me by the hand, and pulls me inside
>Its happening.jpeg

>we make it to her room
>fall on her bed
>keep making out
>She fumbles with something on her bedside table
>music starts playing, it was her iHome,
>she sits up on top of me to mess with her playlists
>I take the opportunity to cup her ass in my hands
>she put on soft music
>kiss for another 3 minutes or so, she puts her hand on my chest
>pushes herself off me and winks at me
>gets out of her bed, walks across the room infront off her closet doors, which are big sliding mirrors
>starts DANCING
>Jesus Christ my boner
>she’s looking at me in her mirror as she dances
>The dance quickly becomes a strip tease
>takes off her shirt
>wearing a super cute pink bra
>unzips her shorts, dances some more
>starts to twirl a little, her hair swings around
>brunnettemasterrace.precum

Sorry to ruin story. Allie grows a beard and becomes the stain specialist

>>596523808

This is actually how I understood the thread.

ayychived lmao

what a fucking gay fake story told by a nerdy butthurt autist

>>596524140
kek

GODDAMN IT WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK?!?!