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Guys
I was out for a walk and as I was passing through an alley I found a credit card and a smashed up iPod Touch 4th Gen with blood all over it
What the fuck?
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>>595905846
Inside
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ipod in ass w/ timestamp
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>>595906160
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>>595906581
The battery is squishy
>>595906443
haha yeah fuck off
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>>595905846
There was a firefight!
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Why would you pick garbage up off the street, OP?
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>>595906883
kek
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>>595906905
Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same.
I'm trying to conjure up why the fuck there is blood sprayed all over the back.
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>>595905846
Post cc number and timestamp, faggot
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>>595905846
Post the credit card now.
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It was used to hit someone on the head
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>>595907041
No, I would just leave a broken iPod from 2006 on the fucking ground. That blood probably has HIV. Enjoy your aids, OP.
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>>595907168
>>595907209
Hive mind
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>>595906905
what the fuck? you mean to tell me that blood covered broken shit doesn't appeal to you?
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>>595907339
this
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post cc faggot
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>>595907168
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>>595905846
I have a feeling the cops need that, and they need the fingerprints from it.
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Sell it on ebay and mark it has barely used
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>>595905846
Blood dries maroon, not red. What you're looking at is fake blood or raspberry sauce from some fatty.
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>>595907339
I'm patient zero, faggot.
>>595907620
>>595907168
>>595907209
The credit card was shattered and I only found one corner. I left it.
The only numbers visible were 0793 at the end.
It was a mastercard.
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>>595905846
>picks up something he found on the street covered in blood and brings it to his home.
have fun with ebola OP
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>>595907864
It's not dry
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>>595907863
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>2014+1
>4th gen iPod Touch
You live in Detroit or what?
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Search name on credit card to see if it's a missing person
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>>595905846
Report it to your local police officials.
But 1st take down the name on the credit card and do a interwebs search.
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>>595908341
see
>>595907958
I could always go back down there if you guys want
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>>595907677
got any pics of cigarette butts or wadded up fast food wrappers that you've picked out of the gutter?
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Should I go back down there?
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>>595905846
why has no one asked?
any photos on it?
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>>595906751
Looks like fist damage, some nigger got his ass beat and robbed.
maybe don't walk around there for a few weeks?
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>>595908719
yes. right now
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I'm going to connect it to my computer and see if I can retrieve anything.
Hold on.
>>595908743
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>>595908743
Did you see how mangled that thing is?
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>>595905846
looks like some nig nog smashed it into his forehead until it was open so he could steal the hard drive
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>>595907864
Depends on what blood. Kids blood and old peoples blood dries straight black because of the raise or drop in oxygen levels.
Twenties through thirties is maroons though.
Source: Perception skill 10
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>>595908898
and?
there could still be recoverables on it
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>>595905846
You went outside? My god. Green text your adventure please sir.
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>>595907863
kek... made me chuckle, faggot
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>>595908890
don't worry OP I've found the pic that was on there
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>>595905846
clever people call the police before they take evidence of a crime...
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>>595909346
>>595908898
>>595908890
>>595908743
Holy shit I'm fucking in
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>>595909992
more faggot
put it on some filesharing website
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>>595909992
MEGA
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>>595910073
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>>595910240
iPod is registered to
'Jessica Santiago :3'
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>>595910240
Holy fucking shit. Whoever owned was probally a bigger faggot than you.
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>>595910240
POST EVERYTHING
And see if she was murdered
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>>595910412
FACEBOOK GOGOGOGOGo
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>>595910240
>Wee shit
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>>595910503
YOU'RE TELLING ME
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fakefakefakefake
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>>595910616
Weeab*
Captcha Dimed
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>>595910240
>DESU pic
You know you fucked up rite?
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She got her ass beat for being out of the kitchen
>case closed
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>>595910809
Nigger I posted a timestamp fuck you
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is this the bitch?
https://twitter.com/hey_Jesssay
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>>595910854
I'm not a fucking weeababy
I have no idea who this is but they needed to die
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>>595910931
She hasnt posted in 4 hours.
How fresh was the blood?
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>>595911132
It's still wet. It reflects off the light.
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>>595910931
There are thousands of "Jessica Santiago's"
You probably won't be able to find her
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>>595910743
why the fuck are you using burichan
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>>595911200
>dubs
must be true
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There are a lot of fucking Jessica Santiagos. In what city did you found it? Might make findind her easier.
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>>595910743
zip and mega that shit.
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>>595911349
Right because I'm that fucking new
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Still waiting for the upload
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>>595911577
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the phone
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>>595910743
Check for nudes faggot.
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>>595911893
OP found a 4th gen iPod, not an iPhone
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>>595911349
Blood type could help too
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I can't upload shit at the moment
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>>595912066
Check for social, list of fears, and address
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>>595912210
why not? please upload for research
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>>595905846
Why not give it to the police, are you literally a moron?
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>>595910412
Oh shit latina/asian
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>>595910743
DUMP THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
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>>595911989
>>595911989
That's all there is.
Looks like a fucking guy.
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>>595911252
Yes but he can check where their location is
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>>595912619
not asian you fucking retard
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>>595912779
Alright edgelord, have fun playing reddit-tier detective instead of being useful to society even one time in your miserable NEET existence
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>>595910743
>Facebook screenshots
Can't you check that?
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>>595909271
tfw perception skill 3
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>>595912808
>Apple iPhone
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>>595912838
I posted that before i saw her face
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>>595912808
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>>595912808
Lying cunt. This is from an iphone
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>>595912808
looks like a guy's butthole
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>>595912808
inb4 lol I made you look at my asshole
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>>595911893
RIP
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>>595912808
>iphone
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Anything else on it?
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>>595913127
you would know with a name like santiago
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>>595913115
Detects as an iPhone, but in properties, says 'Jessica Santiago :3'
Also won't sync to my iTunes
saying that the iPad found could not be identified and to try again.
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Microwave the damn thing
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>>595913504
has she got any pictures of her face?
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>>595913635
first upload files
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>>595913504
>>595913635
I hear you can charge an iPhone faster by putting it in the microwave.
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>>595913504
use blood as ketchup for hotdog
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dude c'mon what else is on there
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>Jailbreak it
>ssh
>Get more files
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You're no using your brain OP
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Disconnected it because it got extremely hot and I lost connection.
It's now identifying as an iPad
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>>595914337
iPad-kin
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>>595914337
post more pics you fag
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>>595914337
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE DEVICE NAME, DUMP THE FUCKING PICTURES
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>>595914451
shut the fuck up you bigoted cis nigger
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>>595914451
Fucking kek
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>>595913504
>iOS 8.1.2
OP said he found an iPod 4th gen, they can't get iOS 8
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>>595914451
stop opressing me1!
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>>595914637
kek
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>>595907380
No fuck we are gonna ask for cc number, faggot
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>>595907677
wrong date
>mfw
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you can check meta data of photos and get locations.
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>>595914637
I have no idea what the fuck is going on with the entire device but I'm piss scared to plug it back in
I'm not photographing using an iPhone, I'm also using an iPod 4th Gen 32GB White.
I'm on 7, still, jailbroken to look like 8.
I don't have any fucking money kek
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>>595908462
Find the cc for us pleas
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>>595914871
Are you fucking stupid
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>>595914871
You're retarded
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>>595912808
nice op's butt and nobody suspects. All according the op's plan
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>>595914871
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>>595915028
Gibe de credit card b0ss! I habe de cancer.
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>>595914871
GMT+ pls
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>>595915070
>>595915089
>>595915089
Its not january u fucking mental handicaps
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>>595915141
Obviously
I take sick pleasure in letting people look at my widened anus
It is my desire
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>>595915238
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>>595915089
Your*
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>>595915272
Don't act like we didn't already know, faggot.
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>>595915238
>using mm/dd/yyyy
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>>595915378
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>>595915238
It's in day/month/year format you twat
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>>595915440
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey faggot
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>>595915272
It's perfectly normal
r-right?
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ITT: My anus apparently
If you all want to see my fucking asshole I couldn't give less of a shit
Not that I'd want to or anything h-heh
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>>595909992
I want to see there music taste and judge
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This thread.
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creepy shit man. Something went down 4 sure.
http://nuclear-ib.com/b/
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>>595915728
Does not show music, sorry.
Just photos on the internal storage.
I'll keep trying to connect it to iTunes though, guys.
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OP is a pissbaby
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>>595915873
so dump them. jesus tapdancing christ
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>>595905846
nice launchpad OP :)
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>>595915873
dont use itunes. it's good for fags.
use copytrans control center instead.
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>>595915873
iTunes is throwing the error that
"The iPod "iPod" could not be restored. This device isn't eligible for the requested build."
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>>595916165
But OP is transphobic
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>>595911893
She was dating ice JJ fish?
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>>595916103
his internet is being a faggot cant you read his speed and grade of what he is getting
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>>595905846
Someone fell off their bike and smashed it.
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>>595914937
>claims to be using a 4th Gen iPod
>running iOS 7
>it can only go up to 6.1.6
>jailbreaking iOS 7 to look like 8
>they have the same fucking interface
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>>595905846
Now about that credit card number...
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>>595916264
take pictures of the pictures on the ipod then you shit
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>>595916589
Which is the iOS that looks like this?
My galaxy s4 broke so I've been using this but I'm not used to apple.
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OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
OP HERE
YOU ALL JUST GOT MEMED
HAHAHAHAHA FAGS
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>>595917153
fuck off you dumb shit
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>>595917153
it's a meme you dip
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>>595916897
That would be iOS 4-6, they all had pretty much the same interface.
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>>595917153
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>>595917454
Alright
>>595916589
I meant 4-6 whichever I have, sorry, I don't regularly use this piece of fucking shit so I don't know
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>>595917306
I barely made it though that video...
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>>595907677
>January 1st 2015
this is fucking copypasta fuck off
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ipod in pooper. post pics.
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Did you all enjoy feasting your eyes on my butthole?
:^)
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>>595917889
IT'S DD/MM/YY YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER JESUS CHRIST CHECK THE POST TIME YOU'RE AN IMBECILE
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>>595917889
>being retarded
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i'm sorry for wasting everyone's time
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>>595917601
The 4th Gen iPod touches are actually really stable little things as long as you only use them for music. Browsing the web tends to just lock them up, they really don't have the internal resources for anything really impressive, but can take a beating.
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>>595917889
LOL retard
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>>595914871
Timezones retard
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Have fun in jail op I have contacted Jessica and 4chan will receive a subpena for you IP in a few hours
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>>595918279
I'm behind 7 proxies
ALRIGHT GUYS SERIOUSLY OP HERE I'M GOING TO HEAD BACK DOWN TO THE ALLEY I FOUND IT IN
I'LL POST ALONG THE WAY
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>>595918279
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Op you are the biggest dumb ass I have ever seen here.
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>>595918279
Lrn to spell ya subpoenis.
Captcha: together soflab
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>>595918534
Proof it's me
Forgot to attatch
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>>595918534
Don't die queerbait
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Put some hidrogened water over the blood to see if its really blood
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>>595918614
Tell us if you find more ipods.
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>>595918534
buy some chicken to bate the niggers away from you if they get too close
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>>595918534
You're gonna miss the superbowl
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OP an hero is back from the afterlife dropping ipods to capture the souls of those unfortunate enough to pick them up put that fucking thing back before you summon him from the dead
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>>595918614
Go to the police you god damn tool, not being involved in obstruction of justice is much more important than shitty 4chan upboats
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>>595918915
People actually watch that?
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>>595918614
You probably are behind 7 proxies since your bandwidth is so shit.
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I have 3G connectivity so I'll post along the journey.
I'm on my way.
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OP is fucked.
=)
SJW out
Enjoy the getting your ass kicked by the father of Jessica who is a sheriffs deputy
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>>595918534
maybe is not that dangerous, the blood could be for her period and she raged and smashed the device....ok no
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>>595918915
Seeing as OP is British I doubt he cares about the superbowl
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>>595906751
Poke a hole in the battery
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>>595919363
He's a terrorist!
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>>595919111
nice trips faggot
too bad you'll get raped by the beaners before you can enjoy them
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We are waiting OP. just take your phone out and start taking pictures of random things so we can find you,
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OP HERE
________________________
I'm half way down the street. Almost there.
I'll look for more pieces of the credit card.
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Post your post your home address, name, social security number, and credit card information so we can find you if something happens
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>>595913504
>model name Apple IPhone
nice try faggot
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>>595919640
And this guy just wants to see OP's asshole again
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Where are you from OP?
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>>595919892
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>>595919966
Don't forget your social security number.
Also, checked.
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>>595919966
Alright.
Jake Bastow
5529 4726 2942 0914
286
51 Southmere Drive
England
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>>595920330
And I bet you stupid niggers are going to check if this is legit too jesus christ /b/ is dead
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>>595919111
trips
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>>595920098
Well he's in a Brit timezone so....
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>>595920330
you fucking retard thats not the fibby that guy just wanted your information but if that is the fibby post your badge and time stamp
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>>595906883
Toppest of Keks!
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OP HERE
___________________
I've arrived. I found the one piece of the credit card I was talking about earlier but someone is here too I think I can hear talking close by
update soon
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>>595920442
this
OP is so obvious full of shit, most comments here make me cringe
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>>595920855
You're gonna die
The Skellingtons have found you
Say goodbye
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>>595920855
OP HERE
_________________
Another corner of the card was until some leaves and I cut myself on it
It's Mrs Je and half the e is broken off
This person was married apparently
update soon
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>>595920855
Enjoy the ass rape, fuck the sharpie your going to have a niggers dick in your pooper
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>>595921092
OP HERE
________________________________
I'm going to leave now
I can hear somebody walking in here and it's really dark
Fuck this
update soon
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>inb4 OP begging for pizza
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>>595921092
You found a crackhead car thief's stash, and I cannot verify exactly where you are.
Post your the street you are on so I can break your teeth
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>>595919111
nice trips.
Also clearly some violent crime took place. Just go to the police station and hand over the smashed ipod. There's DNA evidence all over it you feggit.
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>>595914871
>>595915238
>>595917889
Stupid yank cunts.
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>>595905846
plz someone screen cap the hole thread!
this is epic!
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>>595921230
OP HERE
________________________________
I'm just doing this for attention
If it was real I'd have gone to the police long ago
This isn't even exciting though
So I'm not sure why I'm being a redditor about this
Continued on my post over at reddit.com/r/nosleep thanks guys, gibme gold if you'd like a part two :)
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>>595921321
>clearly some violent crime took place
OP destroys own ipod and posts fake story on b
>violent crime
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>>595921537
Fine you fucking cunt do you want me to go to the police like a stupid dickhead after I've been handling it all this time and the last computer to connect to it was mine and say 'Oh hey yeah I just found this'
You're a fucking bitchdick
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>>595921465
It's called archive you newcancer
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>>595921378
Faggot Limey bitch
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>>595921465
how is this epic
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>>595921537
Bad b8 m8, go diddle your puppy.
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>>595921647
The lighting is correct for his location this is not fake, I am waiting to break him.
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Toasting in an epic bread
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Actual OP here
I'm just going to throw it in the big ass field in a school I live near
Fuck this
I'm going to bed
Unless you cunts can convince me to do anything else
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>>595921818
what? so because he really is where he is makes the story true?
no?
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>>595921731
>you're a fucking bitchdick
This can't be real
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Take out your phone again you little thief.
Go back to your stoop and take out your phone.
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>>595921758
I'll dip my dick in your ear you fat fucking yank mess.
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>>595921747
Fuck you
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i will fucking kill OP if he throws this away
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well be sure to get your prints all over it then. CSI not a thing in your neck of the woods?
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>>595921991
Fuck off you fucking wanker
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>>595921991
If you get the chance you should kill yourself, you actively have put people in danger just to feel important on 4chan, well done man, sleep tight :^)
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>>595921772
well it was until revealed it's fake
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