Is time travel possible? Because you see, I have this fetish,

>>595346936
enjoy aids patient 0

kek good story

Gay

...and people think /b/'s not a shit whole...

>>595346936

Let me just slip right in there and tell you it isn't possible.

Also, would that make you your own ancestor?

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>>595346936
8/10

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you're not a missing link, you're just fucked up.

definition of /b/

>>595346936
That picture isn't of time travel related. Just get in your car and travel to the ghetto. You can get that kind of crack addicted ass all over down there. And some fried chicken.

>>595346936
>>The males notice my girth and scurry off into the trees out of terror.

More likely they attack you since you are an outsider and showing alpha/aggressive behavior.

Probably uncover your mutilated dick as a fossil.

>>595346936
Thaught that would different.

>Collapsing onto the ground I drag myself back to my time machine, my dream fulfilled.

>Get back to my time.

>Stare in awe at my masterwork, as I've succesfully made everyone look like me.

>>595347249
>whole

>>595346936
fuck, now I want a time machine too!

>>595347249
no they don't

>>595347249
>whole

>>595347122
loling so hard here.
You just changed history and became AIDS patient 0! top kek

Time travel is not possible. If it was, we would've known by now. Anyway, are you going to watch project almanac?

>>595346936
>Is time travel possible?
You've got my attention
>Because you see,
go on..
>I have this fetish

Actually lol-ed

>>595346936
Nice old ass pasta you got there

>>595346936
>The males recognize you as an invader and a different species
>Swarm you
>Tear you apart with the superhuman strength mankind has long lost
>You would be completely defenseless and torn apart even in armed one on one combat with one
>They roam the savannah and run down prey all the time
>They hunt
>They gather
>Their motor cortex is highly tuned
>Their muscles are extremely in shape
>They move faster, more precisely (despite having inferior peripheral nervous systems), and with more ferocity than you could hope to match.
>There is no in.
>There is no opening.
>Even if you managed to hold one they would tear into you with their teeth and throw you around.
>You would be shown the true nature of your lineage.
>Things would come full circle
>They would feed on your mangled body, priorly erect and brandished penis and all.

>>595347332
no it doesn't, the moment he steps back in time. He creates a parallel universe

>>595346936

Thank you OP for making me laugh.

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>>595346936
>I thrust my cock deep inside, until she squeals like a chimpanzee

/b/ is so shite nowadays, only recycling the same shit over and over again
>plus trap and loli threads

I want a screen cap of this.

Except youll probably kill the entire tribe with your bacteria and viruses that they arent resistant ti

>>595346936
I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, but if you travel in time, you'll appear somewhere in space.

>>595346936
I... I also want to do this. And become king of my ancestors and rule with an iron dick.

>>595349037
You know his story is fiction, right?

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>>595346936
ahahahaha, oh god.

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>>595346936
U WOT M8 ??

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>>595349418
>Hurr I r suh uldfeg lelelelelel

Get over yourself faggot.

>>595346936
Why do you need to go back in time to fuck a nigger bitch?

>>595349843
'no'

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>>595346936
Then we truly are doomed, and it's all thanks to you whiny cunts that bitch and moan about "the state of /b/" but at the same time contribute no new content.

Shame on you.

>>595348581
They would bow down to a God.

>>595347249
This must be b8

>>595347503
restepc

Well modern science donst say that time travel is impossible. Hell Steven Hawking himself has said that it would be possible though it would likly take insane amounts of power and energy to due

>>595346936
>Is time travel possible?
no, because it requires that all points in time to exist simultaneously, and that clearly isn't the case.

>>595346936
The more likely thing to happen is they kill you. It is unlikely they would have the intellect to feel any empathy toward you. The other possibility is that they fear you, in which case they all run away. But since you're outnumbered, the most likely scenario is that you are food.

>>595352458
nicely done anon

>>595352577
>no, because it requires that all points in time to exist simultaneously, and that clearly isn't the case.

Says who faggot?

>>595353173
says me.

>>595353470
Cool, now go pick up a General Relativity textbook and learn how time really works instead of using your own faulty intuition.

>>595352458
this is a shit thread

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>>595352577
what rock you been living, ofc its possible, its been documented.

educate your self fool.

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>>595353832
>implying a theory is correct just because it was written by a dead Jew

i bet you believe the Bible too.

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>>595354060
ooh, so you say superman cant timetravel too, by spinning the earth back a few rotations??

please.

3/10 meh

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>>595354060

Just go fuck a nigger...no wait, I think Australopithecus is far more evolved than a nigger.

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>>595354060
What about the Dr. Who documentary then.
He can time travel.

saw this on the BBC, they don't make shit up.

got your tongue now eh mate

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>>595352962
i make pictures like this frequently bruh

>>595355334
it wasn't a documentary.

it's just the Brit's shitty production values made it look like one.