I hate sex and think that all people should have to have their

ok

>>595080284
/thread

>>595080284
You don't fucking get it

>>595080128
...and then the problem resolved itself.

>>595080128
>orgasms removed
my fucking sides

>>595080128
kewl

>>595081041
You goddamn cocksucker, blind motherfucker you don't see the hell of intercourse! Piss comes out of vaginas and piss comes out of dicks and shit out of assholes and we put our pissdicks in shit vaginas to make little people! What the fuck is that! Why did that shit happen like that! Sterilize this shit make test tube babies everywhere

>>595080128
You just can't get any mate
>get some pussy ya sad cunt

>>595081457
You best be trollin

>>595080128
>all people should have to have their orgasms removed
Like, all of them?

I don't think I could live with that

>>595080128
>1984

>>595081684
no man i think he is bean serious

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This is now a bitches enjoying salad thread.

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>human race continues on for millions of years thanks to sexual reproduction
>SEX IS BAD

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This is possibly the worse thread I have ever seen in the entirety of 4chan.

>>595082139
Holy shit, I think you just made OP's point!

>>595081457
women piss from a different hole than the one we put our dicks in

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>>595082021
Bean serious!

>>595082482
OP here. wat.

>>595080128
Honestly I was just thinking the same thing. It's really not all that great and it really mucks up every social relation in becomes a part of an issue of.

>>595082087
>>595082387
>>595082499
Why do you have so many pictures of women with salads?

>>595082627
Kek
>autistic virgin detected

>>595082721
salad fetish

>>595082696
Instead of having a child I want to clone myself

>>595082696
I had a great female friend. Wonderful girl. I considered her my best friend and she was the most independent and unique person I'd ever met. Sex got involved and it fucked everything up and the relationship was changed and we never talk and we'll never be friends again

>>595082829
How the fuck does that even work? Is it a sexual thing or just an affinity for salads?

>>595083018
yes

>>595082627
please tell me you are trolling

>>595082829
Understood.

Carry on.

>>595083062
Um... wow. When you go to the supermarket, do they have to watch you when you're near the lettuce?

>>595083196
Yeah, just ducking with you buddy. The cum goes in the special baby hole and the piss comes out of the other hole and they're located in separate areas of the vagina area.

>>595083283
yeah, specifically cucumbers

>>595080128
>yfw someone in the next 10 years will complain about this on tumblr or even CNN and will be praised as progressive and brave

>>595083540
You're one interesting individual.

So, cauliflower? How about tomatoes? Olives?

>>595083540
I thought that last batch of Tzatziki I had tasted funny... so are you attracted to the salad or the women who're eating the salad? Because fuck, this is 4chan, it could be either.

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This Is The New Porn Of The Future Utopia

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>Orgasm removal
>sides are nowhere to be found.
>08/10

Nonetheless. Picture related Op, it's you.

pissed virgin faggot detected...

>>595083976
I dunno, but I might be able to work with this as long as it doesn't get weird.

OP is mad he didn't have enough GBP to get tendies from mommy

>>595084074
Spot on! That really is me!

>>595082139
Oh my god, he's right.

I personally think that if the orgasm was removed from humans, we'd finally be able to advance as a species instead of constantly having to fulfill biological desires.

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OP HERE! Monitoring my thread like a hawk! Can we talk about how fucked the TSA is? I don't got time for that shit! I got the world to see!

>>595084478
Yes

>>595084478
Are you sure we wouldn't just get stoned a lot more?

>>595083003
Sounds like a you problem.

#yesallorgasms #removeorgasms2015 #godhatesorgasms

>>595084520
Shut up, faggot. Not your thread anymore.

This thread is interesting at least.

>>595085134
Okay, we can talk about TSA as long as they're eating salad.

>>595084666
Op here. Your numbers tell me you are satan. Never listen to the lies the devil tells!

>>595085205
>plastic tray.
Trashed.

>>595085493
Oh, bullshit. I've had some fine salads from a plastic tray or takeout container.

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>>595085426
THATS A FRUIT SALAD

>>595085707
That taste like plastic. If you don't have a salad in glass or ceramic containers, then you are literally eating plastic.

>>595085799
Objection overruled. Salad diversity is salad tolerance and promotes a healthier salad community. If anything, this thread could use some more multiethnic salads. But replacement OP is doing a fine job at present with dumping high-quality salad pics.

>>595084478
Advance to what? What's your goal? My goal's to have fun. There isn't anything more fun than an orgasm.

>>595083738
>>595083690
This son of a bitch has been sneaking fruit salads in here the whole time

>>595086012
Salad purist, I see. But what if you are a salad novice and need to rely on salad specialists to prepare things for you, or are in a hurry and need a salad quickie?

>>595086130
I'll always be the real op. this will always be my kingdom in my heart

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>>595086259

Op here. Please stop with the salads.

>>595086130
Salad master race reporting in. How dare you, you fuckin degenerate. I will not be placed in the same category as pasta and fruit.

>>595086374
tuppawear. But none of that disposable shit.

Op here. The salads are driving me fucking insane I can't look at all these goddamn multiracial woman eating their fucking indecisive salads. Can't fucking specify if a fruit salad is a real salad. It's just a goddamn fruit bowl. Have some consistency you rebellious fucks.

>>595086435
I believe you were about to emasculate yourself and mail your genitals to the TSA or something, were you not? Hardly a concern for this now salad-related thread. Please stick to the topic at hand.

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>>595086940
Your perversions will never change that the true spirit of this thread is a fuck sex thread

SaladOP, please continue. You have my undivided attention.

Original OP, shhhhhhh.

>>595086849
What if a local mom-and-pop owned restaurant makes a staggeringly delicious salad that you long to enjoy every day, but has limited hours so you have to get it to go? Would you insult them by depositing your vile tupperware on their counter and saying "put it in this"?

>>595087259
I'll always be king, deposed or not. This is always mine. I birthed this. I made this. This wouldve never happened if not for my hand.

>>595086689
What about Fattoush? A delicious salad of greens and toasted bread?

Shhhhhhhhh

>>595080128
I had my orgasm removed and I donated it to science.

>>595086689
You know, some of the finest salads I've met have been potato salads and I think they'd take exception to being excluded from your salad-elitist community.

>>595087704
I believe toasted bread is an acceptable sidekick to my lettuce. Yes, that's it everyone, salad needs lettuce to survive. Do you know what its like to spend your life living, breathing, and uncontrollably eating lettuce your whole life? Just to have others put the divine leaf in the same category as potatoes and macaroni? Its devastating to say the least, my entire heritage, and belief in life as a whole rests on lettuce. Driven by lettuce. Some would say, ruled by lettuce. And yet you people seek to destroy it, how can you live with yourself? You who have trampled upon everything I hold dear? May you all burn for what you have done to me, and more importantly, to the lettuce, and the salad it seeks to keep pure.

So, lettuce is mandatory for you to consider it salad?

this is the shittiest thread i've ever seen

>>595087401
No you're just using a staw-man. At least make a reasonable arguement man. This is a civilized salad thread.

>>595088632
You're the shittiest thread I've ever seen.

I think he's specifically referring to tossed salad

>>595080128
so you want the human race to just stop fucking populating, you giant faggot?

>>595088876
No I want everyone to be manufactured in a laboratory

>>595080128
Then kill urself faggot

>>595089069
You kill yourself faggot

>>595083916
fat bitch should
>>595083976
and kek

SaladOP run out?

>>595088876
No, OP just wants a salad.

>>595088643
I guess my best argument is that if you say Tupperware is okay, you're still advocating plastic, and if you say takeout isn't okay, just think of all the delicious salad quickies you're depriving yourself of. All the variety of restaurant take-out salads, some of them absolutely delicious, convenient, and ready at a moment's notice. Think of the spontaneity. Think of the pleasure. How can you rule that out and truly still call yourself a salad fetishist?

>>595089370
Yes, he's dead

>>595089393
Fuck this. I need a salad. Go fucking mix with those plastic salad whores. I'm going to go dine with a real salad.
SALADS ARE FOR MODERATION YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE SALAD FETISH INDUSTRY!

I also believe there may be some previous OP samefagging himself to try to reclaim this thread. THIS IS A SALAD THREAD. Get over it. No amount of eugenic crap will wilt the lettuce.

Guess that's it.
/thread

>>595086237

playing video games is more fun

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>>595086237
Except drugs.

>>595090423
And salad.

>>595090388
>mfw I gave my heart and soul to the salad long ago

>>595090388
well, mission accomplished on removing all my orgasms.

>>595090621
If the salad has drugs in then yes, possibly.

>>595090649
audibly kek'd

Hey guise, this thread seems like so much fun! I mean at the beginning everyone was laughing and stuff then peoples started posting pictures of salad.. Yummy!! Is 4chan always this fun!?

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>>595080128
if sex didn't exist life would be so much easier. almost all issues in the world are because of sex. we should be like nemekians and only have 1 gender and shoot eggs out of our mouth.

>>595091418
Yeah bro, you from reddit? Same here, this thread is out of control man know what im sayin

>>595091418
We are basking in the glory that is salad. Enjoy the rapture. You may, if you wish, browse pictures of salad with us. That is what this thread is for.

>>595090131
>virgin detected

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>>595091418
Op here. I promise everyone this faggot is not me. Do you like my salad?

>>595091807
Please supply dressing.

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>>595091917
Done

>>595091791

no im not a virgin, i lost mine back in 2012. But i just dont really care for it to much. Like tonight actually, there is a girl i've talked to on and off for months. She was just texting me saying shes "bored and can't sleep" and I said i dont feel like going anywhere and Im just gonna play DayZ.

>>595092102
You have not provided a fork. Please remedy this situation.

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>>595092246

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>>595092295
You're making this a real bitch

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>>595080128
>orgasms removed

>>595092476

what?

>>595092608
That's the shining

>>595091709
What's a reddit? Is it like 4chan!? Oh man if it's half as fun as this place I should definitely check it out!!!!!

>>595092479
Do you have any croutons? I prefer them freshly oven-roasted, brushed with sun-dried tomatoes, basil, garlic and olive oil.

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>>595092608
You're boring

>>595092761

perhaps so

>>595092746
I ain't working for you anymore! But god does that sound good! And some smoked tilapia for the main dish!

>>595091807
Hey man Faggot isn't a nice word! You outta think twice before you use it, also what does Op stand for?

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>>595092963
Welp, I'm hungry now. Gonna go grab me some salad.

>>595093034
Overpowering protection. It means that my dick is so big that I have to use super industrial strength condoms so my dick doesn't break through when I'm fornicating with girls that I hate I'm fornicating with

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Just wanna remind everyone this is still a salad thread

>>595093114
Op here. Have a good one :-)

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<3

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>>595080128
Faggot

>>595093671
Someone finally fucking did it. Finally dared. Should've been this all along, not fucking salad

>>595092963
What is this "tilapia"? Is that a salad? Can you make salad from it? Well... I'd have been glad to impart my crouton skills to you, but thanks for the salad you provided.

>>595093816
It's a fish!

>>595093893
Soooo... fish salad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQxe_VEPC4

>>595080128
You would love the Champaign Room OP.
Because There is No Sex in the Champaign Room.
None

>>595093671
what is going on here?

>>595093343
Mayn, that sounds like a shitty paradox. But I mean, at least you have a big dick!! Stay positive right!?? Also does this mean if I eat some salad, I...I can have a bigger dick too? Answers are highly appreciated, Thanks a bunch!!!

I think some of the people posting on this thread need a salad instructional. They seem to keep mistaking their sex issues for salad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eu4-7xUlG4

>>595080128
Gr8 b8 m8

This is a salad thread.
Salad is life.
Salad is love.
Salad is sustenance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV3vOyG3pjY

>>595080128

why

And now we reach the true /thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVTORX_ifk

>>595086237
>Advance to what? What's your goal? My goal's to have fun. There isn't anything more fun than an orgasm.
good goy

sex = opium of the people

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>>595095280
Oh my God, Its the natural conclusion of this thread, ano you have shown me the ending I have long desired. I can die peacefully now, my life is fulfilled

>>595095502
So neo-nazis = virgins.
That...actually makes a lot of sense.