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How do you get laid?

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How do you get laid?
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Going outside.
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>>594790012
I don't
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>>594790512
>going outside
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>>594790012
it'll be a stretch for you, but step 1: talk to people.
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>>594790512
at least have the decency to give the source
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>>594790563
ditto
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Rape
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>>594790012
Paying for it.
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>>594790012
you don't
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>Go to the gym
>Shave
>Buy clothes
>Tinder
>Fuck
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Lift brah.
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Ladies of the night. The best.
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>>594790911
>Don't look like that fag
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>>594790012
I ask the wife if she wants to fuck. She usually says she does. If she doesn't, she'll at least blow me. Problem solved.
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>>594790764
if you pay for sex you're the lowest of low.
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>>594790012
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>>594790911
nice muscles
you look fucking retarded, tho
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>>594790962
^This

Just clean yourself up.
Be funny. (Not 4chan funny, women don't get that shit kek.)
Talk to women, simple as that.

>>594790980
If your wife doesnt want to fuck she is cheating on you.
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For -OP

Tips
>Act as shy as possible
>Small talk
>Everytime she messages you, message her 10 minutes later everytime
>Never ask about sex, pics, or meeting up

Trust me I've fucked like 10 girls this way.
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>>594790911
My hand is a dolphin ?
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>>594790911
I think he meant getting laid with women.
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be attractive and put yourself out there.
and keep trying until it happens.
that's it.
make whatever excuse you want but it will boil down to those two things - you're either unattractive for some reason or you aren't really trying. It's surprising how often adult virgins are still virgins simply because they aren't honest with themselves about not really trying. Stop being scared and put the effort in if it matters so much to you.
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>>594790012
well,
when two people really love each other
they take off all their clothes
the guy gets hard and he puts his peepee into the girl's hoohoo
the guy acts like he's going to pull it back out BUT he doesn't pull out all the way
what he actually does is stop and push it back in.
then they repeat those last couple steps until the guy feels a *bang*
hopefully at some point in between the girl has a *bang* too.
i hope that helps young man.

i attached a gif that kinda explains the last part minus the *bang*s
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>>594790012
i say girlfrend, time to fuk. no shit give
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I meet girls in class. I'm not very good at approaching them in public but I can get to know someone if I see them more than once a week.
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live in SC at the time, and this black chick who I knew ask me and my brother to fuck her, went to a brand new home that their were building and sneak in to fuck her for like a hour or so, weird after wards.

El brian
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>>594790012
Sauce me up in a sauce pan faggot.
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>>594791043
I don't have to use any lines to get pussy.
Simple and cheap every time.
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>>594791388
But its pathetic.
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>>594790012
>Look up tips on escorts
>Look decent
>And go to TheEroticReview
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1. Shower, groom, dress well, don't have any physical deformities, don't be too fat/skinny/short.

2. Once girls in your direction smile. Smile to every girl that looks at you and makes eye contact. Not a big cheesy forced smile but a little smile. If she smiles back you say hi and comment on the situation or her appearance. (eg. Did you get the homework done?, this elevator takes forever right?, I like that shirt, it looks good on you.)

3. If she gives you a one word answer you drop it and keep smiling at other girls. If she opens up and chats then you have an opening.

4. If you run into her often like work/school then just keep the initial convo small and build up on it every time you tell her hi. If you only saw her that one time and are not likely to run into her you make your move. (It was nice talking to you, would you like hang out sometime?) Don't be precise like lets hang out this Friday! Because having a date set in your mind can come off as creepy/desperate for a first convo.
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Hey btards, a girl I knew killed herself last night. What do I do? What have your experiences with death been like? Someone just tell what to do idk what to do or how to feel I've never experienced death before this... help?
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>>594791480
But I don't give to shits.
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>>594791400
Walk up to a girl and say hello, when she says hello back walk away because you can't think of anything to say.
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Find a woman who doesn't run away when you talk to her. Ask her if she wants a drink "some time next week." If she says yes, after establishing a rapport, offer to make her dinner, or get pizza and watch a film, or similar. Afterwards, commence makeouts and bangbangs.
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>>594791584
I can tell.
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>>594791480
who cares. sex drive is a chore anyway.
when you don't care about anything anyway then who gives a fuck how you get your rocks off.
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>>594791557

Actually solid advice
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>>594790012
There are many ways but here's a method that works for me. I go out and talk to women in person. If one is cute nice and seems interested I ask her out. I shower shave wear deordorant and brush my teeth. I wear clean clothes that are presentable. I make eye contact and chew with my mouth closed. I pick up the check. I don't act like a bitch if they don't put out and I wear a condom if they do.
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>>594791584
You don't give what to shits?
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>>594791557
Games.
Games OP.
You can't be straight with that shit.
It's always mind games.
Disgusting waste of time.
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>>594790012
>basic social skills, customer service jobs will get you these
>basic hygiene and basic effort into your appearance (iron clothes, comb hair)
>go to social setting, preferably with friends
>don't get drunk/drugged up, dabbling is allowed
>approach new people
>they will introduce you to other people
>make more friends
>approach women
>keep them talking about themselves, short answers about yourself
>don't be negative about yourself, not even if you are being honest, nobody will pity fuck you
>if your sentence doesn't have an end planned before you start, don't bother talking, keep her talking
>remember some details about person
>ask if they want to hang out some time/get coffee
>if they agree, get their facebook/mobile number
>continue seeing person
>progressively try and get into their pants without going full autism and thinking shit works like in porn and whipping your dick out expecting a threesome with their best friend on the sofa

ALTERNATIVELY
>join gym
>do at least a 3 day split, warm up/down with cardio
>repeat until you are at least capable of novice lifts
>find skinny girl who has had a few drinks
>overpower and rape
>failing that, you go to prison and will get plenty of sex, just not what you are after
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>>594791686
It's not that it's that you're willing to pay to shag a dirty pussy that has been fucked by 100 men.
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>>594790012

Work 60 hour weeks, clear over 100k a year, bitches dont seem to mind my man titties anymore...

This only want me for what I can do for them (the good looking ones that is) but pussy is pussy.

The only other alternative is fat girls with low self esteme or join a gym and get ridiculously ripped.

I like money myself.

Heed the above and you will get laid OP
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>>594790012
>How do you get laid?

Anyone can get laid.
If you can't get laid, you're just being too picky.

Maybe your post should be "How do I get good looking women to fuck me?"

-I'd be interested in reading the How To's on that one.
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>>594791873
>If you can't get laid, you're just being too picky.
I agree, i'm still a virgin but i have turned down sex with 4 girls because i'm to picky.
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>>594791480
trying hard to go after bitches and spending hours at gym/thinking how to get pussy and spending money on dates and shit, like girls are actually worth something... that's fucking pathetic
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>>594791043

you're a fucking idiot. Sheltered as shit.
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>>594790012
I make jokes, i drink with them, i dont make any remark about them or flirtatious approach, but conversations somehow seem to derive into sexual topics. Suddenly, i find myself being blown by some hoe. i dont talk about it and it happens again
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>>594792050
Everything you just said is pathetic
>>594792119
Pay for sex do you.
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>>594790012

Apparently you have to look at girls you don't even know and talk to them.
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>>594790012
Use tinder.
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>>594791064
as a dude who has no problem getting laid, his tips are pretty good actually. most of them
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>>594790012
Duct-tape
Pliers
Cock
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>>594791838
i'll let you in on a little secret there brah.
most girls worth fucking have a long track record.
again. who fuckin cares. if it bothers you for clinical reasons then pay a higher price for a better ho.
nevermind. i'm just talkingfor myself. money isn't an issue for me. and i'm drunk. and thinking about killing myself.
hey what's your name you seem hot bick boy
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>>594791043
>Paying for sex
>Sad
Most people who pay for sex already have gfs. World's biggest myth that only desperate virgins pay. In fact that are the least likely group to fuck hookers because they are shy, anxious and averse to risk taking which is why they are virgins int he first place.
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>>594791043
But everyone pays, one way or another
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Alcohol
Works everytime
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>>594792417
Having a gf and still paying for sex is even more pathetic.
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>>594790012
Roofies

also: sauce?
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>>594792050
>implying that I lift for girls
I spend at least 5 hours a week at the gym, because I like being stronger than my friends, bigger than my friends and the natural leader wherever I go and in whatever I do, girls mirin my natural leadership and they want to be seen with me.
My health has never been better and I do mud runs for charity, I can guarantee that physical training makes me way more interesting to anyone than whatever your best feature is.
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>>594792417
hey that's a neeto fact broseph.
take your shirt off and get comfortable.
mm just strokin my asshole whatchu doing this evening?
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>>594792181
>yep, that's why you're pathetic
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>>594790012
Look OK to handsome.

Sign up for the best datingsites in your country.

Get good pictures.

Go out twice a week and talk to (and keep talking) any girl.

Join a social club or fraternity where they drink a lot of booze.

Keep getting girls' numbers.

Getting a gf is easy, fucking a lot of girls is... a whole new level.

Remember, looking OK to handsome is just a checklist. Fucking girls is social game. And it's fun as hell.
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>weekly paycheck is all it costs me for nightly poon.
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>>594790012
be honest
be gentle
don't expect instant sex
accept the fact you'll most likely get someone of your level
> the date


get pumped up
wear douchebag clothes
become douchebag
hang out in night clubs
find drunk bitches
> the one-night stand

go to brothel
give her what she asks for
> the easy way
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>>594791557

I'm going to do this. It sounds like good advice except my smile isn't really good :/
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>>594792540
Not pathetic, just dumb because you're basically paying double.
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>Tinder/ OKC
>Post pictures with my dogs, and or doing cool things
>act like you care about their life and ask a lot of questions about it, that you really in fact don.t give a shit about.
>text for a week
>strategically pick a bar close to her place or yours to meet on first date.
>go back to "sober up" after
>make drunk Coitus
>leave at 8am dont talk to them again
>and patiently wait for the "I think i like you text"
>mfw
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>>594792181
If rather pay to have a beautiful woman fuck the shit out of me than try and go on a date and maybe get lucky enough to fuck a woman who will probably lay there like a dead fish.

I do both. pro/non-pro. Stop being a pretentious little pre pubescent bitch.
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>>594793087
>beautiful woman
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>>594792609
>get muscles, be interesting
>I can't even kek, this is just... so empty

I'm a writer. People literally have to take a number to talk to me every time I read my work at literature conventions. You are just a little animal trying to get approved by the rest of the pack. You're fucking flat.
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>>594791064
underrated
This works as charm, I read it some time ago and memorized some of the stuff
now upon reading it again every tip and bit goes into place, with my current gf and she fucking adores me
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>>594791064
has someone tried this out?Is this really the truth?
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>>594793426
what can I say? being literate is important, but biceps are importanter.

Say what you will about being approved by the rest of the pack, however I'm sure you would much rather sit with the fat chicks in the bookworm corner or wherever you cretins reside, as the social environments where I hang out a probably not your "comfort zone".
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>>594790012
CHLOROFORM in a party.
look for passed out drunk chicks - on a party
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>>594792540
What are you? A girl? Guys get bored with the same girl that's why.
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>>594793662
see
>>594793438
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>>594790012
my wife, about once a week give or take
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>>594793941
I'm a guy, i'm not simple minded is all. fyi guys dont get bored with the same girl how do you think people can be married for 50+ years, you people are just weak minded and desperate.
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>implying anyone on 4chan has ever gotten laid
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>>594792609
>2015
>stronger
>leader
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>>594793438
why can't i accept this
it bothers me so much , i've already seen this kind of approach but didn't want to believe it , and i don't know why , how do i stop being a delusional faggot?
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Dude, unless you're rich, beautiful and gifted, your first job isn't going to be CEO of the company. Guys like us have to start in the Mail Room or Loading Dock.

Forget about laying the Prom Queen or even her almost cute friend -for now.

Start at the bottom.
Ugly chicks or fat chicks or even ugly fat chicks (UFC's). -You gotta work your way up.

All it takes to lay a UFC, is just showing an interest in them. They're your training ground. Learn what makes them happy, what they like in bed, what they DON"T like in bed, etc. Learn the tools you'll need and get your confidence built up and you'll find yourself working your way up the pussy ladder. I guarantee, you do it this way and you'll get your Prom Queen fuck. -and if you don't? You don't care! 'cause by then you'll have a stable of UFC's you can call at a moment's notice to take care of your business.

.
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>>594792990
Its not just about the smile it's the whole package. Plus, you're not smiling like your going to take a picture bearing all your teeth. You flash a little smile exposing like 1/8" of your top teeth or something along those lines.

Practice in the mirror, your get it down. Also don't go for 10/10's on your first day. Practice with girls that have a flaw you can criticize in your head.

"look at this ugly bitch, she has a big nose I bet she's self conscious about it. I bet she's thirsty for the dock. *smile* hi blah blah blah. In your head you are putting her down and putting her beneath you and this will give you confidence.

See that ugly bitch with the fake eyelashes trying to look all fly? I bet she looks like Shit in the morning before 10 lbs of makeup. Immature do her a favor and hit her with the dock. "hi there, beatuful day isn't it? My name's anon what's yours? I like your eyelashes by the way. *ugly cunt*
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>>594791584
I don't give two shits about three fucks!
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Coworkers are the easiest lay bc ur always around each other. Cooooossstanza.
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>>594791064
sigh.I guess I'm reading all that shit.
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>>594791609
that's pretty good advice
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Hell I don't even know. In my Chemistry class this half autistic 8/10 with a massive oversized ass and fat jugs with a slim body gave me her number with a heart.

>I'm too autistic myself to call.
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>>594795324
>This post
10/10
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>>594795324
>Get some liquid courage in you
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>>594793804
do you really believe that only fat girls are into literature?. I have being in the "social enviroments", I enjoy it if I'm drunk enough to take the "swag!" "YOLO!" screams every minute. Most of those people can't hold a conversation for more than 30mins. They get tired of themselves once they stop, so they need to "party". I literally spent nights talking with all kind of people, and people would just listen around me and some ocasional smart guy that's also interesting would share the talk. Girls are fucking stupid so they would just sit around and listen and say shit like "that's right" and "true dat" so we start trolling them and going for the pussy. If you're one of the two guys that were talking all night while other listen, I assure you, you'll get any pussy.
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>>594794512
you just need to understand women and how they think and what they need.
If you try to impress them, then YOU'RE doing the work, if you don't do it, then they will sweat, because they don't think they're worthy enough or that you're a strong person and don't need no acceptance.
with sex she will do anything, unless you don't look at her at a strange way, she feels like she is in a fucking fortress or in a safe place and everything bad is away, she only needs and wants you, she wants to feel safe with you .
Don't be emotional little cunt, don't be angry at her, don't whine etc, be a man, take that shit down your throat, don't show any distress, be calm.
Just fucking watch James Bond with Sean Connery, that's the ideal man.
A woman loves a man, who can put her in her place, when she starts the woman rollercoaster shit, my gf(hand) got emotional when we were at her place, because of some school related shit, she started to scream at her mom, I just took my hand and put on her mouth and told her to shut up, the next day she told me that, she loved it and no one has ever acted that way or made her shut up this way and so fast and directly.
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Heres how:

You know that tiny hole that comes above the woman's ass cheeks? That's their tight anus. Not suprising.

And the big blob around the ass cheeks with the huge opening is the vagina. You see it yet? If you do, shove the penis in there multiple times like in and out with your arm/hip force.

Doing it with just the hip force is optional, but is more recommended for pro sex masters.
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>>594791064
well fuck all that, I'd rather jerk off to porn
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>>594790012
by flying across the country or having my gf come and visit when I've got a 4 day weekend. Or if I'm on leave. Otherwise its not often at all. Can't wait to be back on a normal civilian schedule, college and my family/friends here I come!
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1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive.
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Stock up on olive garden gift cards.
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>>594794167

Because they are ugly like you and settle
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>>594796353
you see that's the problem , i can deal with eating shit but can't deal with the insecurity that i won't be always strong and i will be left to die because weak and uncosciously i try to hide the truth from myself .this keeps me awake at night ,it's a torture
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>>594793060
>mfw this advice is actually good
>mfw I have no face cuz I have no face bc captcha says I'm a robot
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>>594797248
Yes keep thinking that.
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>>594797534
well what insecurities you have or what made you insecure?
everything can be changed,it's all up to you, our only limitation is our own brain.
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>>594790012
chubby older women.
I could probably could do better, I'm just lazy and am satisfied with decent blow jobs.
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>>594797773
i keep thinking that things aren't like that and keep getting disappointed and for some reason i still don't change and i still keep telling myself to try in this obviously wrong way that always leads me to failure so i got to a point where i think that not accepting this shit is due to me being some kind of retard
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>>594791064
I feel this, I havent fucked 200+ but easily
50-60, and im only 20. Alot of these tips are kosher
im just afraid ill have aids as soon as i can go to bars cause of the easy acess to drunk skanks.

Also, alcohol does help
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>>594799147
you're over thinking, watch james bond and try to get the same careless vibe, meditate or drink slightly, if you know you won't be able to control it then don't do it.
Get some way to relieve stress, raise testosterone, by working out and sleeping well, then your more stable emotionally.
You can start smoking but only for a month or two, because then will kick in the addiction phase, when you're smoking only to get nicotine.
Take pauses for weeks etc.
but not drugs, like weed etc they'll just fuck you up and are more expensive, mild mellow shit is better as I listed.
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>>594799147
and don't take life so seriously, you'll die anyway, what difference does it make, will you get rejected or fail at something? you won't remember it in 5 years, it's just a game, life is a game, it's your sandbox of fun or misery.
You can build castles out of sand or put it in your eyes, it's all up to you how you use it.
better live in joy than misery
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>>594792854
how can you YtD be 13k if the gross is 2.1k for 28dec to 3jan?

Anyway, next job will likely pay me 50 EUR and hour but we have some extremely shitty tax here in eurotown. On average i work 180 hours per month * 50 p/h is a rough 9k per month. Netting me an income of around 5.4k.

Anyway looking forward to breaking the 100k p.a.
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>>594791182
keks were had
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>>594791557
This advice is stiff
>stiff
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>>594794167
>Guy's don't get bored with the same girl
lol gtfo
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Okay here's the deal.

I'm 18 years old. Is this possible for me to fuck some older chick? Doesn't need to be above 6/10. Might be even 4-5/10. What would be a chick's reaction when approached on street and asked for sex. kek
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>>594790012
How do i approach women in public can someone greentext some wins
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>>594801657
>>594801944
This.
Can anyone share some tips?
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>>594791191
kek
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>>594792609
I work in film production and play music on the weekends. I travel all time for work. I'm actually interesting, you're just trying hard.
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>>594801657
if you can be charming at all its pretty easy
>bby wan sum fuk?
is still not gonna cut it tho.
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>>594801657
>>594802066
Get an online dating account.. hit up milfs. Be nice but upfront that you are looking for a partner who can teach you a thing or two.
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>>594790012
Simple.
I go to college parties and I fuck passed out chicks. Quick, easy and free
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>>594802793
It would be easy to get laid in places like America, but i live in a Polish shithole so it's fucking hard as my dick every morning.
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>>594791121
this used to be me. or still is. idk, i'm a tremendous fag
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>>594803138
Im a dutchfag so i wouldnt know how to pick up milfs in PL. I heard that, outside tourists places, it is really easy to pickup young women because they hope to leave PL?

Is that true? I dont like clubs too much, but if i would go as a 6/10 (7/10 if into conservative) with obviously some money what kind of girls would i attract? Anything worth while?
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>>594790012
pay hookers
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>>594803688
Read your statement, what do you think? Are girls that want you for your money worth while?
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>>594790012
>>594790012
If you want dumb hot girls go to the gym

if you want desperate fat girls go to the club

if you want smart girls cute but only one night stand go to (MANY MANY) college parties

if you want cute shy girls go to the library

if you want a sex doll go to Thailand/Philippines

if you want jailbait and risk going to jail buy alcohol for high schoolers, go to parties with them and then fuck them when they're too turnt up.

if you want a STD easy whore ask a homeless woman.

if you want a bitch a adopt it at the pound.

if you children go to a really populated park and kidnap one

if you want a foreign girl buy a plane ticket

if you want a nun, rape her

if you want a movie star, too bad it's a club

if you want a basic bitch have lots of money

if you want a porn star you need a big cock

if you want a guy download grindr

if you don't want to get laid go to facebook and stalk and send creepy pms to your highschool,middleschool, college crushes

if you want a japanese girl find her fetish

if you want a perfect girl kill yourself

if you want a religious girl go to church
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>>594790512
this + alcohol
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trick question:
I don't
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>>594790012
very easily
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>>594790012
practice physical and mental self improvement and talk to girls even when it feels awkward, after a while it'll go down in awkwardness.
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>>594803905
In Hungary i met some really nice young university chicks who looked good but liked my foreign status and the ability to literally constantly buy vodka red bulls and other "expensive" drinks.

Any local clubs in your area with a website which has pics?
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>>594803688
Well, for a foreigner it's probably easy to get a dick wet in here. For a native? Not necessarily. To add to that, try living in a Polish village, it's fucking hell.

>I dont like clubs too much, but if i would go as a 6/10 (7/10 if into conservative) with obviously some money what kind of girls would i attract? Anything worth while?
Some trash sluts i guess.
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>>594790012
OMG SAUCE PLZ
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>>594790012
By lying to women and telling them what they want to hear
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>>594794523
This, you gotta slay a couple dragons to get the maiden.
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>>594804360
probably jynx maze
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Asking your significant other for it.
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>>594791191
ha
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>>594792459
this
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>>594804969
This.
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>>594791043
but with a date or gf you end up spending WAY more for the same thing, Why not go to the essential for half the price? If he's the lowest of low you're the dumbest of dumb.
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>>594790012
bleach your teeth's and dress good
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>>594804052
>if you want a bitch a adopt it at the pound.
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>>594791838

Do you think the girls you date are any different? LOL.
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>>594791577
This is your last chance fuck her corpse before it's underground.
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>>594794167

People don't get married for 50+ years anymore.

Because they realized they don't have to be.
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>>594794236

My friend uses 4chan and he's fucked 2 different girls. One is preggers. So sorry, no.
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>>594794523

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Thank you for the confidence boost, because I have just remembered that starving is better than eating shit. Especially when you can't starve to death.
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I play guitar and go to college.
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>>594790012
Chloroform
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>>594790012
By fucking another person. That's how you get laid.
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>>594790012
just ask ! girls want it too
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>>594790012
Crawl up a hen's insides, and wait.
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>>594808925
>Especially when you can't starve to death.
are you retarded
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>>594806903
Amen.
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Go into my little sisters room while she's sleeping. It's okay she's 10.
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>>594790563
this
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>>594791557
>>594791557
>don't be short

back to /fit/. short guys can get laid too and it is something you can't really change.
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>>594801944
>How do i approach women in public

You can't.
Women will not see you as anything but "stranger danger" if you approach them somewhere they don't feel secure.

The street is not secure place.
Public transportation is not a secure place.
An elevator, bus stop, parking garage, dark alley, backseat of your Uber car or the inside of your windowless panel van are all insecure places and no woman, except for a prostitute or police woman posing as a prostitute, will be receptive to any kind of come-on, you could possibly come up with.

So;
Find a place where the women feel secure (no, not inside their house) and meet them there. Don't be a stranger, be a known quantity. They don't have to know your name, just that you belong there or you're there for the same reason they are.

.
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>>594791994
closet faggot detected
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>>594790012
>go to college
>live in a hall style co-ed dorm
>shower regularly
>possess basic social skills

you have to actively dodge the incoming pussy and once you're done with college you have confidence with girls and the rest is history
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>>594806903
>paying anything
If you can be charming and master good hygiene you can date attractive older women and let them pay to take you out.
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>>594792854
>40 Hours
>2133.39 Gross
>Being this poor

wow how do people live making such poor wages. Its like you guys like to be at the bottom of the food chain.
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>>594811376
you must be one creepy looking cunt if you can't even approach girls in public without them feeling endangered
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>>594792990
advice from /b/ 4 /b/:
if you don't know how to make a sexy smile, just imagine how you put your dick in her anus and how she would like it
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>>594812100
>wow how do people live making such poor wages. Its like you guys like to be at the bottom of the food chain.

You could have just said "let them eat cake" and left it at that.


When the Great Tide changes, you're the people that will be eaten first.


.
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>>594812253
>you must be one creepy looking cunt if you can't even approach girls in public without them feeling endangered

Not really, pretty average actually.
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>>594804052
>if you want jailbait and risk going to jail buy alcohol for high schoolers, go to parties with them and then fuck them when they're too turnt up.
>jailbait
>buy alcohol
>fuck them when they're too turnt up.

I would give my left nut to by 16 again. all that sweet fresh teenage pussy. soft tits, firm ass and tight pussy. Shit tastes like fresh milk and salty coins.

Nothing like being the first dick to crack a virgin pussy open. The blood, the whimper, the look of pain mixed with pleasure.
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>>594813333
Quads confirm you are now 16 again. Congratulations.
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>>594813278
Well I don't know where you live, but unless it's fucking Saudi Arabia or you are actually a creepy dude then approaching women on the street isn't a problem as long as you're not coming onto them right out of the gates.

Get out from behind your keyboard and stop taking 4chan, reddit, tumblr, and facebook as the social reality. It's not such a scary, hostile world out there in truth.
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>>594790911
Decent.
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>>594791557
This is solid.
Always keep in mind what environment you're in, adjust accordingly.
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>>594814400
>Get out from behind your keyboard and stop taking 4chan, reddit, tumblr, and facebook as the social reality. It's not such a scary, hostile world out there in truth.


I don't think we share the same reality, but I won't hold it against you.

.
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>>594790012
Take the L and add an S
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>>594791191
+1
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>>594794167
Looks like I'll have to be the first one to tell you that monogamy does not work.
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>>594813333
This so much.
There are legal age virgins tho, just keep your eyes open and you'll definitely come across some.
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>>594811200
What he meant is that being too short will make it more challenging. Otherwise if you're an average looking guy and you're not getting laid, then odds are you're doing something wrong.
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>>594790012
I meet girls online on random sites. I don't look for them, I'm just hanging out. I've met girls via 4chan (/b/ and /soc/), imgur, the old AFI messageboard, and WoW. Also met some girls on MFC.
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>>594796860
This
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1. Be hygienic
2. Don't dress like a scrub
3. Know how to be social
4. Don't be stupid
5. Grow balls.
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>>594791064
This is good advice if you only want a vagina wrapped around your dick.
There are women who are not like the ones described by this author: think of your own mothers. There is no problem with men who want steak taking the steak, but there is nothing admirable about being sexist in my eyes.
inb4 virgin detected
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>>594791106
You've never been in a serious relationship have you?
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>>594790012
You may not like cigarettes. I fucking hate them. But I have pulled tons of ass because of them. I can only smoke when I'm on uppers so I pop some amphetamines and find myself outside a bar and women will organically start conversations. Here's some tips

-Ask for a lighter
-this won't work near as well in states where you can smoke in the bar
-this won't work as well in preppy frat bars. I'm guessing none of us on b would pull that tail anyways. But there are tons of good looking women at dive/local bars. I fucked a girl this last weekend who is a spitting image of Anne Hathaway. She walked up and asked for a lighter.
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ITT; Neckbeards and dudebros pretend they understand women.

Girls are people too. Just treat them like you'd treat anyone else. If you get on then great, if you don't then there's still several billion humans other than them with compatible genitals.

Don't take sex and getting to know people so seriously.
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>>594817637
you must work for marlboro
>>
21 yo male virgin Assburger on the very low end of the sectrum. I can't really be fucked with losing my virginity ether through the effort of getting a girlfriend or having a one night stand my family seams to think I'm gay even though I had dozens of girlfriends as a kid, that stopped after I was switched to a special school where I only met one girl who was anywhere near as normal as me who just had ADHD. Things didn't work out though because she tried to friendzone me and I just stooped bothering with staying in contact

My face is 7/10 from what quite a lot of /b said a few months ago. I'm a bit fat though 235lb 5 10 used to be 330lb less than a year ago but I lost nearly all of that in 7 months with a drastic very high protein low fat low carbohydrate except from fruit and veg diet.

So yeah TLDR whatever, I wouldn't mind maybe trying the Milf suggestion, I imagine most would be up to a casual thing or fuck buddies which is what I would like.

So any tips for this in particular thing or online dating in general? Also do you know of any websites that are free good and in the UK where I can just have a look around without singing up.
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>>594790012
brothel, like every fat european
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>>594818297
Wow, this is actually very good advice.
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I meet up with strangers from the internet and fuck them somewhere (toilets in the station, in a cafe). Then never see or talk to them again.
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>>594791043
Everyone buys sex.
>everyone of power and money
If Charlie sheen can buy a hooker I can too right
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>>594791102
top kek
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>>594819155
5 10 and 235. Jesus son. Get a doctor to get you on some naltrexone and you'll drop fifty pounds. Just tell them your an alcoholic. Not joking shit works with little side affects and you can still drink
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>>594817637

Where do you take the convo after asking for lighter
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