I know this is a meme, but you're not actually supposed to decompress the gases in beer very quickly like you would with a rigid metal bottle cap. The resulting pressured gases have a different chemical composition than normal and can be toxic.
Ya because opening weak ass beer bottles is totally going to break my teeth which are harder then the metal the lid is made of. What makes you teeth shitty is genetics and poor hygiene
I have a bad news for you. If you need an opener, you're the one who's faggot. Next time use your zippo, knife, (firearm, in case you are 'murican), nearby standing edgy hipster guy, wall, lamp, dollar bill...
Try filling a condom with spagetti for an easy carry around meal!
why should i start carrying around a lighter just to open my beers? I have no use for the intended purpose of a lighter, so you're just asking me to take up more space in my pocket and make it harder for me to open beers. Why would i do that?
>I'm a hipster because I don't drink bud light
It usually is better. For one, it isn't made out of HFCS and it doesn't take as long to reach you. Plus it's the smaller breweries that are about quality over everything.
Pic related, nectar from the gods
You deal with it
I agree with this guy. Pour Bud into a glass, it looks like piss, which is similar to its taste. Drink real beer. Personally I love yuengling or however the fuck you spell it.