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Life hacks thread go

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Life hacks thread go
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>>594756812
Fuck that I just use my teeth.
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>>594756908
Have fun with your shitty teeth
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>>594756812
Don't do it, creates mustard gas
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>>594756977
Never had a cavity and I'm 21. sure they must be shitty.
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>>594756812
Seems like the one upside down would probably open spilling beer everywhere

Real men open it with there ass cheeks
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>>594757058
If you open bottles with them they're going to.
Being an ignorant cunt is your second problem.
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>>594756977
> My teeth suck and are weak as shit.
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>>594757120
I do it with my eye socket
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>>594757163
You're that guy, that guy you see when you're out and you just want to smack his fuckn face in, shut up
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>>594756986
I know this is a meme, but you're not actually supposed to decompress the gases in beer very quickly like you would with a rigid metal bottle cap. The resulting pressured gases have a different chemical composition than normal and can be toxic.
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>>594757233
Never had problems with my teeth nor will I ever because I'm not a fucking retard who uses his teeth to open bottles.
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>>594757163
Ya because opening weak ass beer bottles is totally going to break my teeth which are harder then the metal the lid is made of. What makes you teeth shitty is genetics and poor hygiene
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what kind of faggot doesn't have a bottle opener on their keychain?
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>>594756812
Czechfag beer master race. World is your bottle opener, no need to do stunts like this.
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>>594756812
the upside down one would fill, then the second one would chip the top of the first one, enjoy your wet table and drink full of glass
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>>594757747
spill*
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>>594757420
By that logic slamming your teeth against wood woulden't hurt them because they're harder than wood right? Go ask your fucking dentist if it's good for your teeth.
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>>594757404
Don't be stating absolutes that involve the health of your teeth. You will loose them eventually or you'll die young.
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>not drinking exclusively twist-off bottle beer

what is wrong with you OP
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>>594756812
god level achieved
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>>594757815
Your fucking retarded it's not like I'm sitting there scraping my teeth on it haha. It's just pressure and no more pressure then when I clench my jaw
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>>594756908
>>594756812
just use a fucking Bic lighter if you can't you are just a useless piece of shit
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>>594757879
>not drinking beer by the keg like a true alpha male
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>>594757864
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
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>>594757544
I have a bad news for you. If you need an opener, you're the one who's faggot. Next time use your zippo, knife, (firearm, in case you are 'murican), nearby standing edgy hipster guy, wall, lamp, dollar bill...
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>>594758139
Yeah cutting an ice cream container in half while it's frozen sounds pretty convenient and simple. Fuck just scooping it into a bowl
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>>594758139
That shit is retarded unless you like having sticky hands
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>>594758136
i COULD use all those things, but why, when I could just add one more small thing to my keychain that does it with a tiny fraction of the effort?
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>>594758139
just no
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>>594756812
You learn stuff like this in 1st grade in germany
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>>594757353
2/10
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>>594758139
i love this troll, it works as a spell
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Try filling a condom with spagetti for an easy carry around meal!
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>>594758777
what the fuck xD can you imagine waking up with that inside you
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>>594757990
but you are applying pressure with a sharp edge

bottle caps even leave marks on metalstuff like spoons if you use those
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>>594757879
>drinking piss water full of corn syrup
>not drinking beer from your local microbrew
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>>594759037
>hipster spotted

being non-mass-produced doesn't always mean it's better.
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>>594759106
this gets me every time
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>>594758777
Thx for this idea, she will never see that coming... xD
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>>594759106
>people not having hover zoom already insalled
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>>594756812
Why are all these the complete reverse of a life hack. 9gag has better ones that really work.
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>>594757544
Bic lighter is all you need. Don't be that soft, bruh.
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>>594759106
hahhahahahha
nice one !
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>>594759437
why should i start carrying around a lighter just to open my beers? I have no use for the intended purpose of a lighter, so you're just asking me to take up more space in my pocket and make it harder for me to open beers. Why would i do that?
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>>594759148
>I'm a hipster because I don't drink bud light
It usually is better. For one, it isn't made out of HFCS and it doesn't take as long to reach you. Plus it's the smaller breweries that are about quality over everything.
Pic related, nectar from the gods
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>>594759539
tl;dr
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>>594759106
Deal with it
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>>594758983
>xD
you dont belong here
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>>594759706
You deal with it
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>>594759632
I agree with this guy. Pour Bud into a glass, it looks like piss, which is similar to its taste. Drink real beer. Personally I love yuengling or however the fuck you spell it.
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>>594759706

What the... that's m00t. I used to think that it was Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.
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>>594759381
I know, these are reversed life hacks (meaning they don't work) There is no point to these threads when you think about it.
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>>594759805
YOU deal with IT
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>>594759913
YOU DEl with it
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>>594759706
wypierdalaj cebulaku
captcha: ceula
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>>594760086
Wypierdalaj na wykop januszu pierdolony
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>>594759870
I don't think I've heard of it, that must be an East coast brewery. I'll definitely have to try it out though
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