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Ask a guy who just finished his 7th one of these but has to be at work in 4 hours and 20 minuses anything
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Drink a bunch of water, take a couple tylenol, go to bed. You'll be fine.
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>>593918575
Why are you shitposting on 4chan when you will obviously be sober by work?
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Do you think 7 is a lot?
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7 beers? You better slow down buddy you're going off the rails
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>>593918575
are you kidding me, thats like water.
stupid americunts
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Cheers fucker
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Number 5 plus 2 shots of whiskey.
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shit son you're playing WoT drunk too? lol
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>>593918915
>>593918873
I'm on my 8th one

>>593918776
I can barely even walk straight and work with "heavy machinery" yet I have no intention of doing that

>>593919062
ayy
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>a Dell PC
>Platinum

Confirmed for 17 years old
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>>593918818
Ha, no way. Are you joking? Four hours isn't enough time to sober up.
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Filthy fucking casuals
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>>593919040
this is true, however it is 6% alcohol
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>>593918873
It's enough to get anyone drunk. Go take seven shots and tell me how you feel.
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>>593919062
Same cunt
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>>593919387

organic whole milk is GOAT
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>>593919332
actually i'm 23
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>>593919368

Within more than reasonable control, he will be. Sugar beer is digested quicker.
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>>593918575
Congratulations you have drunk like 3 pints of watered down piss.
Hardcore faggot.
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>>593919272
> doesn't realize everybody's being sarcastic
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>>593919368
Fuck you! My liver is BOSS
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>>593919062
Never had that stone. Looks good. Recently found these beauties.
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>>593919598
>>593919368
OP here I'm vegan and only drink soy
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this is now a milk thread
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Rub my tits you fucking slut
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>>593918575
what are you listening to
who are you thinking of
you think you can pull it off tomorrow
are you voting democrat or republican
pikmin 1 or 3
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>>593918575
>>593919272
>I can barely even walk straight
Are you fucking kidding me? 7 LIGHT beers and your all fucked up? Grow a pair kid.
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>>593918575
Do you get hangovers?
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>>593919874
POD- Alive

Yo mama's sweet fat ass
Yeah, I'm a Marine
Republican, because I'm not a fuckin' retard
Pikmin 1

Easy questions
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>>593919635
That's a myth. The liver processes the alcohol at the same approximate rate.
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Where are you drinking milk tonight /b/?
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>>593919543
Seven shots? Buzz.
Seven beers? Nothing unless it was in like an hour, but who does that? You'd be busting. Then a buzz.
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>>593919874
I never vomit however it will only take me around 2 hours to sober up so I will be fine. However i forgot to mention that i had 4 shots of vodka in orange juice before this.
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>>593918575
why are you drinking shit beer and getting drunk enough to stay up that late off 7 beers? fucking pussy.
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Why are you a lightweight OP?
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>>593918575

Only faggots drink beer from a blue bottle.

pic related, real beer
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>>593920135

>Yeah, I'm a Marine

confirmed for most self-righteous, tremendous faggot on all of /b/.
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>>593920275
What a badass. Totally not a 14 year old who's only snuck a beer from the fridge a couple times.
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>>593918575
well you need to call that you are sick or something is you have a doc friend that wil save you but dont go this to often or you going to get fired i know that been there
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>>593920467
>fat and mad degenerate civilian
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>>593919543
Anyone? No. Most girls yes, some underage b& yes. But most guys I know will get a little buzzed, but definitely not drunk
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>>593919964
Its 6% alcohol and each bottel is 12 oz so that's 5.75 oz of alcohol btw i'm only 105 lbs
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>>593920585

>still have more self-worth than any retard in the Marine Corps
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>>593920374
You know you dont like that :/. Nobody drinks ales and thinks "Oh man this totally doesnt taste like moldy piss"
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>>593919964
>more alcohol than 7 100 proof shots
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>>593920727
>self worth
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>>593919806
The milk stout is nice. Delicious IPA just came out, more bitter than the rest of their IPAs by a mile.
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>>593920624
Sure thing, badass.
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>>593920499
26, but okay.
Drink quite a bit too.
Quite the opposite of what your underaged ass said.
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>>593920875
Sure. Whatever you say.
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>be me
>alcoholic
>hide my alcoholism from roommates
>more and more everyday
>one weekend place to myself
>buy a 30 pack saturday noon
>finish late into the night by myself
>i still remembered the entire day
>and yet i felt nothing
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>>593920727

>self-worth
>posts on /b/
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>>593918575
Go to sleep dumbass
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>>593920374
>i only drink real beer for real men, like me :^)
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>>593920039
not if i drink water before i drink

>>593920294
toka vodka (however that shit is spelled) makes me vomit

>>593920313
i just finished my 8th one so thats 5.76 oz. of alcohol sense they are 6% alcohol also ive had 4 shots of vodka before these beers

they are 6% alcohol so that is
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>>593919543
I think the last time I could get drunk off of seven beers was when I was 16, kid.
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>>593920854
>posted by a 70 lb 12 year old chinese girl
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>>593920467
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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whats with all this pale ale crap.... are ya all some pasty mothafuckas or some shit?
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>>593918575
LOL 4 HOUSE AND 20 MINUTES
>4:20
LOL SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY AMIRITE? XD
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>>593919543
>>593920499
>>593920854
>>593920996

>being this insecure that normal people aren't 100 lb underaged manlet faggots who get wasted off of a six pack.

You should be happy. I wish I could get drunk that easily. Would save me a lot of money, especially at a bar.
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>>593921639
Pale I
ale is real beer man one grow some hair on your nuts lil nigga
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>>593920547
Fuck that! i'm going into work tomorrow!

>>593920739
i actually enjoy the taste of beer... but this (it almost tasts like water) however i luike the way beer tasts

>>593921134
fuck you no
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>>593922052
You've really convinced everyone. So cool. We all believe you can slam seven shots without feeling a thing.
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>>593919592
Cheers mate
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>>593922083
This is now a beer thread
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>>593922052
bars are watered down pieces of shit i'm 23 and weigh 110 lbs also i'm op
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>>593922415
>>593922461
ayy
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>>593922248
Slamming seven shots and having a six pack of beer is a big difference.
I'm not trying to be cool. Just trying to show you that you aren't the normal one and you're getting wayy too insecure and defensive about other people being able to handle a small amount of alcohol. You weigh 100 pounds. Of course you're a cheap drunk.
Fuck
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