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Pic related is a home schooled qt3.14 that I have known my whole

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Pic related is a home schooled qt3.14 that I have known my whole life. We stopped talking when I was ten, then, a two months ago, she snapped me and we've been talking non stop. She lives an hour away and drove all the way here just to hang with me for a day. She hasn't dropped any hints that she likes me and hasn't taken notice of any hints that I've dropped on her... I'm worried if I go for it outright it'll make things weird.
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You're fucking stupid. Make a move you pussy cunt.

>drives to see you

I don't know if she likes me!

Fucking cancer
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>>593889780
Go for it, please. Do it for all of us, make every guy who's drinking cheap beer at 4am on a wednesday proud. Take the risk and hope for the best
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>>593890035
this.

she fucking drove one hour to see you. Either she wants pussy or u're mentally handicapped and she's sad for you in a selfish way
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>>593890035
Yeah but she like comes down all the time for other stuff and she needed to drive here any way, plus she's home schooled so she might just really want a friend
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>>593889780

You're wasting breath
Why do you insist on discussing EVERYTHING

Do something for yourself god damnit
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>>593890271
for the love of god fucking make a move
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I've been making very subtle moves trying to test the waters and she's not takin the bait though! How should I even make a move
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>>593890749
With your muscles
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>>593890845
Thanks for the help man that's what I needed
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Me btw
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>>593891055
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>>593891055
you look homeless
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>>593891055
Never mind anon dont take any risk
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>>593891382
Kek
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>>593891055
>autism detected
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>>593891382
that right there is the problem
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>>593891382
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>>593891055
Did you get punched or something
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Yeah I had a black eye in that picture hahaha. Come on its not that bad.
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>>593891529
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Shes a solid 9/10. Nice work
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>>593891055
>don't cry
>>593891382
>come on try not to cry
>>593891529
oh fuck my eyes are leaking
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Ok I get it you can zoom in on my face hahaha very funny
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>>593891055
dont try so hard with your face, just chill out, think about something
also get a better haircut
you should be fine
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>>593891698
Not that bad you look like you got hit by a car and got dragged for half an hour
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>>593891760
Thanks anon except I haven't got her yet that's the issue
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>>593891824
>think about something

Like surgery
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>>593891947
Ouch
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>>593889931
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>>593891480
This shit fucking got me.
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>>593891947
Muh sides
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>>593891703
>i dream of discos and the beegees and dancing to funk
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>>593892148
Old gregg.. did you just compare me to old gregg... not even mad
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>>593891055
Yeah m8 shes definitely not interested at best, God is cosmically torturing you at worst
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What's with this "qt 3.14" bullshit? Why is it most people who say "qt 3.14" are usually pussies like OP?
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Well, you faggot BETA. Just stay friends with her knowing she's lonely as fuck not having school friends like normal people :^)
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Here's another haha, you guys are mean.
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>>593891055
nice body
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>>593891936
>Drove an hour to see you
>Randomly started messaging you

Do you want her to show up with a ring next time she comes by?
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>>593891947
kek
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Anyone that says qt3.14 is a massive faggot, so unless she has a cock, you're wasting your time. I suggest just going back to sucking your dads cock while your mother cries uncontrollably in the laundry room.
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>>593892468
>mfw accidentally glued my lips together
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>>593892523
Ok ok solid point. I like you you haven't told me to get surgery yet.
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"Knock knock"
"Whos there?"
">i dream of discos and the beegees and dancing to funk."
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>>593890271
"Really want a friend"

You are a stupid cunt anon kun
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If she is spending time on you, SHE LIKES YOU, YOU FUCKIN DINGUS

Now, don't fuck this up.
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>>593891055

Jesus christ. I honestly did not know there was such a thing as male butterface.

Also, get the fuck out underage b7
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>>593892665
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>>593892468
How many chromosomes do you have?
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>>593892468
wait dafuq is this. Did you flip the image or are you taking a picture in the tiniest bathroom.

Also taking photos where youre not supposed to, 2edgy
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I'm 18 yall not under age. Male butterface. Ouch.
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Don't get friendzoned.
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nice b8 m8 8/8
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>>593892665
This guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
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>>593892468
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>>593892468
Where do you keep your brain?
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This is now a thread about what makes me so ugly hahahaha
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>>593892468
hey atleast you're not ugly how is your style btw
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>>593892468
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I am dying in a sinkhole of emotions
I am thirsty and no one can quench it
I wish my dad knew i forgive him
I listen to really good bands
No one understands me
Im a trans black omni-triggered white male
I hate everyone on this earth cept my dad
My mom does more crack than ive seen
I smell like B.O.
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>>593893520
Not great. Pretty much wear cargo pants pants and funny tshirts and keep my hair cut short
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>>593893628
>Autism detected
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>>593893595
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Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8 >>593893309
>How its done
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>>593893595
I'm I'm a pretty upbeat guy, not edgy, very reasonable.
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>>593893389
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>593889780
Is her name lexi cause if it is I've got her nudes.
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>>593892468
>haha u guys r mean
>haha
>I hate my life and everything about it
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>>593894122
No its not Lexi but please do share
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Invite her to watch you lift
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>>593892468
Holy shit I thought I looked bad, I'm fat but at least I'm sorta attractive
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>>593894200
I do not! It's funny. I don't mind, I get plenty of pussy. Welll.... more than some people any way. 3 girls and I'm only 18.
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This thread was not a good idea OP
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>>593889780
>She hasn't dropped any hints that she likes me and hasn't taken notice of any hints that I've dropped on her.

.....

>she snapped me and we've been talking non stop.

If a girl is talking to you all day she likes you, you fucking idiot. Otherwise she would just talk to other guys. Think of the people she is pushing to the side or outright ignoring to talk to you.
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>>593894476
This is the kind of information anons are going to rip you about, you cant be this new
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>>593894536
Whatever dude I'm glad I made it. God you guys are awful :P
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>>593894476
>I SEE EVERYTHING
>ALL OF IT IS PAIN
>ALL OF IT
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>>593893628
nvm bro unless you're jacked af the only chance you got is if she has really low standards. Girls like guys who clean up well and I'm not talking about a fedora suit wearing faggot.
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>>593891480
oh shit, I'm dying over here.
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>>593892973
>>593893136
>>593893389
>>593893416
toppest of keks
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>>593894612
Thanks anon. Solid point. I'll go for it tomorrow
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>>593891447
FUCKING KEK
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>>593894756
Guys can clean up well and girls still wont be interested

I can leave the house looking good as shit but a polished turd is still a turd
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>WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT
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>>593895046
OP here you are my favorite person
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>>593891055
shia labeouf?
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>>593889780
Do you have a cock? I heard girls love cocks
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>>593894241
Here you go, got lots more.

Really looks like her though
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>>593893812
gr8 b8 m8
>how it was done before newfags ruined it
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>>593889780
Hints....

You fuckin manlet, take what you want.
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>>593895246
Nigga no not at all
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>>593890504
>>593889931
>>593889780
Post more pics of the gril OP
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>>593889780
I will tell you what to do if you keep posting pics of girl.

Quick word of advice never say "qt3.14" again

Wow I even feel gay saying it.

Pic related, gf

Got nudes to prove it too BITCHSS
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>>593895246
Really doesn't
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Oh and another thing I asked her to senior ball and she said yes. ... oh god I feel dumb now hahahahahahahaa
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you better fuck her and post pics. that is if she is of age and consenting
HURDY HURR
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>>593889780
>talked constantly
>drove an hour to meet you
>hasnt dropped any hints she likes you

Wtf are you on?
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OP here. Guys if I ever get nudes from her I'll post them I promise
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>>593895441
>>593895380
>>593893443

There is some pathetic shit in here.
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>>593895441
So that's pretty much a date. Made the thread just to feel good about yourself then?
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>>593895441
You feel dumb because you are dumb.
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>>593892026
Sauce
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>>593895736
Honestly made the thread cause I am legit blind about social situations some times
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>>593895340
Well post a better picture nigga, one that's not her looking retarded with tongue out
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If op were a cassette
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>>593894984
Dont get your hopes up OP. i think she likes you but just dont count on it. I have a friend that i got really close to and she constantly talks to me. I wanted to be more than friends but she said she didnt want to ruin our friendship.

i hope the best for you. and im glad you are a good sport about everyone making fun of you.

also thanks for the thread i had a lot of laughs from everyone making fun of you.
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>>593889780
Take it slow op. If it's meant to happendix it will. Act like you don't want her and she will fall for you. Don't go all beta on her and already think she likes you cause you seen her 1 time. Give it time.. don't get attached.
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>>593895380
yea well who hasnt fucked chloe
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>>593895929
I'm not op I just think you're stupid.
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>>593895246
dafaq
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>>593892733
Because im not a fuckface like 90% of people on /b/, no reason to be a dick and I wont be.
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send her a dick pic
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>>593891382
mfw syd the sloth
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should work
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>>593895246
Are you fucking blind? OP's girl is clearly caucasian.
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>>593889780
Shes probably nuts about you
Just go for it, you know you fuckin love her man
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>>593896081
Who the fuck is Chloe
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>>59389603

It hurts me real deep man. When they call me ugly. I cry myself to sleep every night cause /b/utt holes on the 4chin called called me retarded
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>>593896065
Dear god don't get fucking attached OP. Please just don't do that to yourself
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>>593892468
Nah man you look handsome
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>>593896065
This. Got my fiancee by ignoring her and only showing enough interest to keep her interest over close to 3 months. Before finally dating her. Basically make her want you more than you want her and youre golden
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OP, you're dumb as shit but you're in no way unattractive. You got a big chance with this girl.
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>>593896508
Shit that made my night :) thanks anon
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Everybody is being nice to me now. Hahaha I'm just stupid! Hurray!
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i am elevated.
i have become
syd the slot
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troll too hard
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>>593896792
What What is syd the slot
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>>593896904
have you never seen Ice Age you unclutured fuckshit
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>>593897032
Hahaha haha I get it now. I am syd the sloth. That's hilarious. I never saw it but that's funny.
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>>593897032
someone is using a bad word tonight. La ti da, look at the anon using bad words! Oooo I'm scared ma ma! BAD WORDSSSSSS!!
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>>593897191
niggers!
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>>593897191
Are you white knighting?
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>>593896904
Syd the slot? Is this him?
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>>593893628
your hair is basic dude, get a 1 around the ears and fade it up to a 3
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>>593897363
The keks just don't stop in this thread
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>>593896038
You're like a future version of OP posting in a similar thread that still has yet to be made!
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>>593897424
Post a pic of this I'm interested
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>>593897271
A person that feels the need to use bad words is more often than not just dim-witted.
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whats her number pussy, ill take care of her.
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Have you texted her yet??
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>>593897921
Fuck you haha no way
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>>593897564
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>593897934
Yes non stop for two months
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>>593898031
No like now you fool.
Refer to the above thread for confidence.
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>>593889780
>>593889931
>>593890504
>>593891055
Chad, it's Emily. Take these photos of me off of the internet. We are done you fucking creep.
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>>593895929
dude you suck just stop
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>>593898191
No haha I told her I to went to bed cause I was planning on going to bed. Imma text her tomorrow
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>>593895679
That would be money dude
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>>593898249
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>>593898249
Chad? You think I look like a chad? Hahahaha
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>>593891703
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shit or get off the pot
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>>593898463
I think you look like a retard
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>>593891055
Honestly dude, id love to tell ya you dont deserve her but seriously from one decent looking guy to another. Youd make some pretty cute white kids together. Make it happen.
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>>593898517
You're still going? !! I like this one. I'm saving all of these
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>>593889780
chill out, shes gotta be your friend before shes your girlfriend
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>>593891055
still better looking than I'll ever be in my life :(

You go man. You will rake in pussy looking like this. And nice young and not old bitch/single mom pussy too.

I want your qt 3.14 too man.
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>>593898599
That is the goal thanks my good man
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Ask her if she's still a virgin.
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Found you op
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>>593898790
She is
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>>593896348
Oh shit that's Caucasian? I guess I am fucking blind. Here, lemme fix that for you.
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>>593891382
Best laugh of the night. Fucking Kek.
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>>593898517
>i got my eyes on you
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>>593897539
pic related is a basic fade and then blended by a stylist who knows what they're doing, like at a salon not a fuckin supercuts or borics. if you have the confidence (and know how to use a little product) to pull it off, and yeah this'll take some balls cause if it doesnt match your personality you'll look like a douchebag, just go for a full gentleman's (google gentleman's cut, or david beckham hair or jakub kindl hair)
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>>593899204
sorry forgot pic
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>>593898920
Hahahaha
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>>593891055
Nice body though. Completely jealous of that.
>tfw Auschwitz mode
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>>593899307
I like it. I might try that shit.
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>>593890187
Its midnight moron get acclock
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>>593889780
Dude, I was homeschooled, and I can tell you that homeschooled people are desesperate to interact with another human being, even more if it's of the opposite sex, you can take advantage of it anyways
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>>593895441
It won't last. You're full retard OP.
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>>593899778
But doesn't that increase the chance that she just wants a friend?
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>>593898763
>haven't talked to girl in years
>"my goal is to impregnate her"
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>>593899515
yeah that guy has highlights it looks like which is totally gay if you're not a model, but go to a salon and show them a picture of a fade like that but say messier on top. you'll be golden. then buy a few nice shirts, like buttondowns, a couple nice sweaters, a nice pair of jeans, some cool trendy shit from zumies cause you're a kid and some fresh ass shoes and you will be suffocating on this tight little bitch's dripping wet pussy
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>>593900017
Well it is. She's hot. I mean the end goal is to get married and have kids haha. Obviously if I find out she is a feminist or something crazy then I don't want that... but you get my point
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>>593900260
Good thing there's a bunch of queers in this thread.
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>>593900354
possible aspergers detected, all units retreat
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God I'm so out of style like I have no idea what's gay and what's cool. That's why I just stick to cargo pants and funny tshirts hahaha
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>>593900474
Fedora detected.
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>>593900354
I refuse to belive you are a real person
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>>593900260
>jeans

No
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>>593900635
Why?
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>>593900626
I bet you really really really like this picture too.
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>>593900474
>what is basic fashion
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>>593893812
>>593895263
>arguing over a meme
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>>593900630
What a pro
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>>593900260
You're just as bad as op
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>>593899979
Yes, I was saying that because this guy thinks that just because the bitch talks to him and visited him, he wants his cock. So maybe she just wants human contact

Captcha: derph
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OP's statements say a lot about how tiny this girl's brain must be, or just how desperately she wants companionship/cock/both.
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>>593900794
hahahahahha really dude? he's in high school still. it's almost a stretch for me to tell him to buy ocbd's
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>>593901169
She's pretty smart. And my statements aren't that bad... golly I'm so self conscious.
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>>593900260
The amount of fat neckbearded faggots slating this really rudimentary and correct fashion advice, holy shit.
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>>593899204
>>593899307
>>593900260
oh god you are a massive faggot
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>>593891382
his lips are so firm
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>>593900794
>not wearing jeans
>hurr durr I wear the same pair of chinos and ocbd everyday
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>>593901603
What did you say about my lips yous fucking fag. I'll suck your fucking dick yous faggot
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>>593901532
>white tank top and jnco jorts detected
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>>593901532
>>593900794
>>593901022

Please share your fashion sense, I'm dying to hear this.
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>>593898763
Just dont be a prick, treat her right. If you do get in good with her just know the happiness and warm feelings wont last forever. Your own mind wont let it last.
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My sides are in orbit from this thread.
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>>593889780

Trust me OP, do it.
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>>593902071
Why don't you head over to /fa/ and lurk there for a while, I'm not going to explain anything you clearly have no knowledge of.

I bet you wear fedoras.
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>>593902090
this is pretty accurate. you get about 4 months before it gers boring (barring regular major life events like graduations, job changes/promotions, moves, deaths/births, etc.) and about 8 months before you really start tearing into each other once in a while. best to slay it 40 times and move on to the next until you're into your 30s
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>>593891055
lmao so many haters

you have an attractive face and a good looking body

i'm a straight male
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>>593901511
what do you expect from /b/
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>>593902071
>Tries to turn thread into Queer Eye for the not-so Straight guy
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>>593902505
Dated a girl for two years, I know this feeling. I don't believe that that is is the end though. No way. There's a happy ever after
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>>593900260
listen to this guy
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>>593901511
Zumiez is literally the worst store in existence you autist.
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>>593902729
This thread woulda been boring without the haters. But thanks anon. I never thought I was that bad haha.
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How has this not 404 ed yet?
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>>593903132
This thread is being kept alive by the sheer power of all the unregulated autism inside of it.
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>>593902406
I've been told numerous times by girls that I've fucked that my fashion sense - i.e. not wearing a fedora, like you - was a huge plus and made me more approachable. Thankfully I don't live in the US where you think a metaphorical dick is going to fly in your mouth because you're wearing jeans.
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http://rightfulheirofhell.tumblr.com/ask

BITCH HAS BEEN DOXXED
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>>593898517
lmfao
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How the fucm
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>>593903250
Lmao where do you shop fuccboi, pacsun and dress like a nigger to pick up slutty 14 year olds loitering outside of the mall, trading blow jobs for cigarettes? Gtfo faggot nobody but your mommy thinks you look good, and that's only because she's the one who dresses you.
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>>593902761
the guy you're replying to isn't me.

op repeatedly mentioned he has no sense of fashion and displayed his average shit-tier haircut in several pics, so i gave him basic advice on both.

congratulations on your homophobia and sexual insecurity

and your jnco shorts
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>>593903306
ask her if she likes her picture being posted on a site mostly full of porn and gore
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>>593900474
lmao
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>>593903578
Yeah, I'm a separate guy (not from the US). I'm just defending this dude.
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>>593903805
he actually seems like a nice dude but damn if he isnt stupid for posting anything personal on 4chan
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>>593903565
>>593903250
Wait a minute you're not the guy who had a hate boner for jeans for no good reason, that was meant for >>593900794

oops
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>>593903565
>say I'm not from the US
>pacsun
>mall

I live in the capital city of my country, whereas you're a failure in some bumfuck town. Be careful not to zip up your black hoodie too fast or you might get a boo-boo.
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>>593889780
Take it from me, /b/ro, homeschooled kids, especially grils, are fucking wacko.
>dated homeschooled grils from all over the country; it's not just a local thing
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>>593904724
See >>593904229

nigger
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Looks like OP has bailed now that his girl has been doxxed.
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>>593904229
>not american

That's why you don't understand. Jeans are stock pants, only good for working in/running errands. If you're going to be doing anything sociable you need to be wearing cargo pants. Preferably cargo shorts though for moar leg movement. You can carry water bottles and other small items you may need when out with other people.
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>>593905394
Nope still here. Just waiting patiently for the bread to 404 so I can assess the damage
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>>593905659

I WILL FIND YOU I HAVE SENT HER THIS THREAD NIGGER
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>>593905632
what the fuck is even happening anymore
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>>593905836
Good work, that's a thing.
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>>593905632
what fucking hole are you living in

only the lowest of the neckbeards wear cargo pants

jeans, khakis, or dress pants

if you wear cargo pants, i assume you're a complete faggot.
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well if she didnt know how you felt before she will definitely know now...and probably tell you to fuck off.
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hi guys ive been gone for awhile can you still sage your replies to prevent bumping? i dont see an email field. wtf is options. what has happened here. just curious after seeing this >>593905659
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>>593905855
But seriously a few pairs of jeans are ok. A pair of darker jeans is good for a little moar informal shit. I would advise anyone though (especially in the state, you'll see someday) not to make jeans the mainstay of their wardrobe.

>moar specifically not blue jeans. Yes.
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>>593906046
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>>593906213
>don't see an email field
>options
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/sage

How?
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/sage
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>>593905104
Noted.
>>593905632
You still wear that stuff during the winter? I think this is a case of a huge cultural clash. I wear a satchel to carry stuff, which I'm assuming the majority of people here will say is hella gay but where I live, it's completely normal. I'm also not a teenager. But yeah, interesting point.
>>593905659
I hope you "recover" since you seem like a genuinely nice kid.
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>>593906219
I own a few dark pairs and some other, more brightly colored pairs. I like the way they fit, imo they look better than chinos a lot of times.
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>>593906541
Yeah I feel like I really stepped in the poo here but it's ok she'll understand or or she won't but at least she will know know the truth
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>>593906541
>satchel
>gay

now backpacks, that shit gay nigga
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>>593903306
How the fuck did you dox her. Imagine a snapchat doxing tool.
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>>593906862
>she's a tumblrina
>he's a /b/tard
>their life will become the world's shittiest sitcom
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>>593907049
Wrong post, >>593906776
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>>593906776
Well, if it's archived and she sees then she should hopefully recognise that you said nothing but good things about her and were totally respectful.
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>>593906776
dude like whats wrong with you? between that wierd beta face you make in pictures and the fact you have written shit like "qt 3.14" and "poo" makes you seem like an atomic pussy fart or a mixed up homo. find your inner hetero and channel that shit because the next few years for you with that demeanor are going to be fucking rough.
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>>593906456
>>593906533
When you make a post enter "sage" in the options (e-mail) field. Or ur baiting bad.
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HA
http://imgur.com/SWJ2UBK,pSLFyc6,BIJCpn6,GNIiTgr,zC97ygl
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>>593907049
Kek.
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>>593889780
she's hella cute, OP.

Go for it
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>>593907343
OP, don't panic, he can't send links through an ask.
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>>593907457
this fucking guy

little late to the game here champ
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>>593907343
Poor op.

4chin: fucking up everything just for fun
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>>593906645
Not in the Jewnited States. Everyone and their brother is wearing a shitty paid of jeans at all times of the day. Most Americans sleep in their jeans because they wear them so fucking much.

>pic related, other option to cargo pants/shorts
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go for it fucking autistic fuck
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>>593907635
I'm American, I know what you mean. It looks like nobody knows how to dress themselves around here. Hell, people don't even know how to button a suit jacket the right way.
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She's one of those huge feminist whores. Not worth your time OP.
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>>593907586
I'm ok haha. She can see it she can not. It doesn't matter cause all all I meant by by the impregnate thing is that that's the end goal for all relationships ya know?
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>>593907599
big whoop, she got doxxed.

Doesn't mean OP's chances are ruined
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>>593907586
Thanks bro
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>>593905632
Cargo shorts: GDI/10 kill yourself liberal fagot
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Hey OP, tell her Gucci Fanucci says hi. She'll know whats up.
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>>593905659
kek lets keep this thread going.. lol how are you going to explain this to her? and the impregnating part? lol
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>>593907956
Yeah, this thread really opened my eyes. Like, some of you seem to live in constant fear of appearing gay in even the slightest of way. I guess it depends on what state and where in that state, I dunno.
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>>593907956
>"But I want to button both of these buttons"
>"Neato this one has three and I'm not insanely tall"

Yeah it sucks.
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>>593908091
Haha I still don't know if it'll work man. Tumblr is really strict with that.
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>>593908428
>some of you seem to live in constant fear of appearing gay

What the fuck did you say about my dick!? I don't like dude and I don't have a tiny penis!

No Americans aren't overly worried about appearing to be homosexuals. You're just on 4chan.
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anons i have made an account and will find OP's name and number have patience i will make a new thread with his dox
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>>593898599
You must be one ugly mother fucker.
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>>593908392
Well I'm going to explain it by explaining it haha. It's not like I said anything all that irreparable. Imma just have to hope
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>>593908428
I've noticed. I for one don't give a shit what others think my clothes should say about me. Shit, I drive a mini cooper too, granted it's a JCW but still.
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>>593908573
kek
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>>593908554
I don't get it mane
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>>593909042
o shit
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>>593890271
Lol overthinking it bud
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>>593908256

You're an idiot. The usefullness of the cargo pants/shorts has won me over many dates.

>Oh don't worry bitch I've got a can opener right here!
>Yeah we can get this beer into the movie
>I have some bags of nuts because humans need to eat if they wanna fuck
>Hydration is key, here's some water from my WATER BOTTLES IN MY CARGO POCKETS
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>>593898599
Yeah, I'd fuck their kids. Go git her OP
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>>593908899
well good luck to you man. lesson noted, always stay an anon on /b/. i used to trust soundcloud threads for my music but fuck that shit.

one time i screwed up and was talking shit to someone and i realized if they wanted to they would have been able to track me down if they wanted to. i spent like 20 minutes bumping every thread under that one until it was 404d.
>mfw

anyways she seems cool and probably wont care. good luck.
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>>593892148
kek'd
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>>593909231
>I CAN'T FIND THE CAN OPENER THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETOS
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>>593909042
Nah, it SAYS that, but that doesn't always mean that the message has gone through, especially if it contains links and has words like "remove the *whatever*" in the message. Certain words seem to trigger the alert. Test it yourself by making a blog and sending yourself the same message which you sent OP's girl.
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>>593909994
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>>593910228
Well that's my bedtime. Don't sweat too much about it OP. Just tell her, she'll say wtf and that's about it. GLHF banging out that lady. Someone else isn't getting any...
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>>593910045
believing tumblrs ask filter's are that complex. Almost as cringey as this pic
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>>593910900
Nice thumbnail faggot
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>>593896021
>>
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>>593910900
They actually are. The messaging system is shit on that website. Messages get bounced all of the time unless you use fan mail.
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how was her tumblr found?
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>>593911605
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
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>>593911605
Autism, and the power of Internet friendship. But mostly autism.
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>>593893389
yes
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fucking ask her out just fucking do it
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