44 decides what I do with this slut my gf works with.

44 is too hard to hit faggot. Dubs more manageable.

>>593697053
watch me, rolling on you

People are such shit

do you want to txt with me instead?

Show me them titties

>>593697224
fail

>>593696547
Listen up slut. I'm sitting here airing my cheesy fuck stick thinking about jamming myself into your ass. Once I'm in there you'd eat a bowl of eggs while I turn your insides into mush.
Send me pics of dem titties now and I'll make that shit happen. I'll tweet the deets

tits or it dident happen

>>593696547
Single digits you fucking faggot

You could come over if you want ;)

im glad she's at her mom's tonight. ive been thinking about you a lot

>>593696547
show me the feet?

Strangle her OP

>>593697506
Reroll

>>593697506
roll

>>593697700
dem dubs gotta be worth feet

>>593697722
dubs dont fucking lie. do it OP

You want a dick pic or not slut

>>593697811
oh shit dubs on top of dubs

>>593696547
you know.. I've been thinking about you a lot lately

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>>593696547
Let's get this going. 9 decides.

>>593697649
Reroll

>>593697506
Rawling

>>593697962
This

Lets see dem tits

lol, i'm not doing anything with you ugly.

>>593697981
let me see them legs

>>593696547
Fuck her right in the pussy.

come and warm me up?

>>593698069
Winrar

Can I lick ur butthole?

>>593697981
I want you to treat me like a slave.

Wrap a rubber band around your balls 3 times, wait 5 minutes until they're purplish, and send her a picture of it.

>>593698069
winrar

Yeah unfortunately, you wanna come here and help me warm up by cuddling naked?

>>593697981
Yeah. Would love to hang out. Maybe you could warm up my dick? It's shriveled up and gross-looking lol

>>593698149
Winrar

>>593698069
Winrawr. Potential tit thread is kill due to nigger 14 year olds

>>593697962
Rolling for this

lets see that ass?

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Sorry gtg. Rachel wouldn't like me taking to you. Bye!

>>593698069
dubs for we ignore this get and send "yeah, send me some feet pics"

>>593698144
WINRAR!

>>593698069
lelkek winrar

>>593698144
Get it done op

>>593698319
winrar

OP deliver

>>593697962
This

>>593697981
I'm on your front porch

>>593698209
should be winrar

OP now.

>>593698069
OP you faggot deliver!

We should totally to stuff behind my gfs back it'll be so ca$h

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Būmp

>>593698572
reroll

>>593698144
Winrar

I'm telling Rachel about this and we are going to try to get you fired.

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6 decides.

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I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to e was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why at really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside ring this up. I should have a clean slate with each ch I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not hicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant? ng it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered ed and had to wait 7 at in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize st night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbe I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive throuave to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

CAN U GIBE DA PUSI PLS?

>>593698818
Wow #lame
Get a Xbox one and play some quality games like Advanced Warfare or Far Cry 4
Hell even get GTA 5 Jesus u basement dwellers go fuck a girl

Sorry I just really wanna be with you lol we don't have to do nothing you don't wanna ;)

>>593698818
send me some pics of your feet bb

>>593698209
wrollll

just kidding. what are you wearing. show me.

>>593698818
Fuck my pussy

>>593698818
Brb, gotta take a shit

i'm joking

come over babe

I just need to cum bae

Tits. Now. You fuck.

>>593698818
Can I have tit pics please

>>593698988
reroll

CAN I HABE DA PUSI PLS

>>593699008
Roll

>>593698912
this

Dem titties now or Rachel is seeing this shit. You got 5

>>593698999
trips counts

Pin the tail on that ho

>>593698988
6 get for this

>>593698988
reroll

>>593698999
>>593699000
:-) Nice

Sorry about that. So how about you show me those tits to get me warmed up and then you come over to finish the job?

>>593699008
Reroll

Come over and we have a cup of tea and will talk about it babe

Does anyone seriously buy into this shit?

>>593698818
I don't think my dick will fit in a toaster

My bad. What I meant was, send me a nudie, then you can come over ;)

Don't be fronting. Everybody get a rittle role not baby

>>593699120
Roll for this

Fuck my nigger ass.

>>593698988
reroll, give me a fucking 6 for this faggot 4chan

>593698818
How fake is this shit /10

>>593698818
What, you forget how to read or something?

>>593699166
GOOD WINRAR

>>593699156
winrar

>>593699134
reroll

>>593699224
Rolling

>>593698818
That's right bitch you got the jist. Now go find some other girls man to try and cheat with you broken ho

>>593698912
Roll

>>593699120
rolling 4 tits

>>593699120
ROll

>>593699156
winrar, sorry dubs (>>593699166) you were too slow

>>593699166
Winrar

>>593699224
Reroll!

Sorry, my friend stole my phone. But I wouldn't mind some nudes tho.

Sorry.was just messing around

>>593699273
Fag alert

>>593699166
WINNER

>>593699156
>>593699295
real win

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5 gets it

>>593699638
This shit is fake you faggot cunt

>>593699638
take some for me right now

Do you like dank memes?

>>593699638
I want to shit on your head and rub it into your hair while you tickle my balls.

>>593699638
Can't you send me one of your tits to get me warmed up before you come over?

i want a threesome with you and rachel

Send me one of your boobies then if I like it enough you can come over ;)

>>593699638
Show me feet, followed by tits, or Rachel sees this shit.

>>593699752
reroll

>>593699638
How do I know you aren't Obama in an elaborate suit trying to steal my guns, but you didn't cover your feet? Send me feet pics, fucking commie.

>>593699638
send me some and i might come take some for myself :)

shut up slag, I'm not your whore slave, take pictures of your own damn feet

>>593699210
reroll

Then let's get to it. I want you to model those feet with a sharpie in yo ass

>>593699638
Now bitch. I need to ham my wiggly, woo. Right. You know?

GIBE DA PUSI B0SS

>>593699638
I knew it meghan!! You little slut. STOP TEXTING MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU END UP DEAD IN A FUCKING DITCH!!!!

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLUT!!!!

>>593699638
I'll be there in 5. Be naked and ready to take it in the ass.

>>593699638
Disappointed

Come over to my house then

Then come over right now.

But your not so can you send me one? How about some tits too?

Come over then, right now.

Op, if you bang this grill you must post nudes

I hate that spelling of Meghan, spell your name Megan or gtfo

>>593699775
Winrar

>>593699775
winrar, dumb bitch should have just sent it instead of replying with something stupid

>>593699775
Winnerr

>>593699775
shitwin

>>593699638
Sorry you cant come over. I just murdered my neighbors dog and i have to clean up the blood. You can come over after though :)

fake and gay

>>593699775
Winrar

>>593699805
Winrar

>>593699805
Winrar

Say young bitch.. What that pussy hit like!..

>>593699775
Fuxking winrar

>>593699775
Winrar

>>593699775
God... you guys suck

>>593699775
Winrar

>>593699638
How about u come over we have some furry action, you can use Rachel's suit

>>593699775
winrar!

>>593699999
Holy shit Pents

>>593699824
Reroll

>>593699999

>>593699805
Win

>>593699999
Nice get

op pls post pics for us fags

Send her the fucking navy seal copypasta

Rachel lets me fist her anus. I will only get with you if you let me double fist your anus.

>>593699888
This trips should win

>>593700121
>pents
you fucking idiot

>>593699999
What the fuck....

>>593699999
Wizard

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>>593699999

Have her over and start a new thread

>>593699999
quints nigger

>>593699999
I've never seen anything like it.

Follow these steps.
1. Find a rope and chair
2. Make a noose
3. Tie the other end to the ceiling
4. Put noose around neck and stand on chair
5. Then fucking jump, you fucking whore

>>593699999
god!

>>593699999
This pentups should win

How about you come over here so I can tear your bundle to prices with my click then let you taste the soiled remunents

>>593700406
Lurk more faggot

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>>593699999

>>593699999
Moot?

>>593699999
They should be able to direct the entire convo for this shit

>>593699999
Holy fuck it does exist.

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>>593699999
you did it

Send me nudes

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>>593698144
lol

>>593699999
Shit best get

Now I want pics of feet and sharpie in ass

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3 decides this time.

>>593699999
I'm in legendary thread!

Why the fuck is OP not delivering

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>593700727
That is fine by me! Get your ass over here!

>>593700698
Reoll

Send me a little peek

>>593700251
reroll

stop being a pussy and do it in the bathroom

Jeremy can help. He'll hold the left, you hold the right! (;

>>593700727
Pic first so I know you're serious, go in a bathroom

>>593700416
reroll

>>593700837
Roll

>>593700727
What about pics of Jeremy's feet?

>>593700727
Come over and ill give you all 2 inches of this dick (;

>>593700781
He is u pleb

>>593699888
This

reroll

>>593700727
Come on just one ;;))

>>593700853
winner

>>593700727
Bring Jeremy when you cum over ;) I've been dying to stick my finger in his cute little asshole ;)

>>593700727
I killed my neighbors dog. I need to clean the blood first then you could come over bb

Babe just go to the bathroom real quick! Then come over ;)

>>593700727
shes gonna fuckin find out if i dont get tits in 5 minutes.

>>593700727
You got 5 minutes to get here. I'm oiling my ass right now.

>>593700853
Win

Ok, but you have to toss my salad

>>593700727
I gotta get the warm up first. Bathroom

>>593700893
Winrar

>>593700727
Lol.dumb slut. "When will you be here"

>>593700853
winrar!

>>593700853
Weiner

>>593701016
Reroll

Come to my house, maybe we can film a sextape

>>593701014
this

>>593700853
gay as hell

>>593700727
Couldn't you go in the bathroom and take them?

Yeah bae come over and fuck me with my brand new dildo. Its never been used ;)

Then come on over, you can schmeckle my deckle

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>>593699999
Just lovely.

>>593700830
rolling like a motherfucker

Fine, send a pic of him with his finger in your bum hole

>>593700121

>pents

top fucking kek

>>593700727
Jeremy? Don't even tell me you stickin that shitbird's meatsicle in yo stinkbox. You useless to me. Lose this number.

>>593700727
why does this girl type like a retard

I dunno. I felt like it was funny to write. But I'm serious. I gotta get the warm up first. Go to the bathroom. Let's see em. Fuck Jeremy.

>>593700893
This one

>>593699999
nice quints hummie

I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept it in for a while but I think it's finally time I be straight up and just confront you, I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don't see any other way I could get over this. It just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matt it is. I just want your honest opinion ...do you know the muffin man?

This is the fakest shit. I'm sure "Rachel" is fine with you having this girl, who spells like a fucking mongoloid, in your phone with cute little emojis by her name.

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0 decides

>>593700727
shits so fake

>>593701297
she's probably a niggerette

Send this OP works everytime

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>593701313
reroll

>>593701450
lol winrar

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I want you to fart on my balls while I watch Harry Potter

re roll

>>593701434
nigger

Come over then, im already slathered in butter we can slather you when you get here. I think I bought enough bread for the both of us. I cant wait to finally fulfill my buttered bread fantasy ttyl!

>>593701434
No you dumb fucking slut whore bitch ass cunt face shithead.

>>593701434
I knew it meghan!! You little slut. STOP TEXTING MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU END UP DEAD IN A FUCKING DITCH!!!!

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLUT!!!!

gibe da pusii

Make sure to pack that cherry lube

>>593701313
ROLLLLLLLL

>>593700893
reroll

>>593701560
win!

>>593701168
Rollio like I got pollio

No you're not. Learn to type like a normal fucking person and maybe I'll think about it.

>>593701450
winzip

>>593701313
rerolling

>>593701560
Winner

>>593701434
>>593701434
yes, come over now

>>593701560
lol winrar

>>593701434
After you send me a pic of your tits baby, just go into a bathroom and take it. Then you can cum

>>593701450
winrar?

>>593701560
fuckin winrar

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So fake

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>>593700121
>pents

ayy lmao

yes you are cumming ober

>>593701600
dubs win lol

Come to my house and lets film a sextape

>>593701600
Double zero winrar

>>593701450
Winzip.tar

>>593701450
>>593701560
fuck u faggots not seeing the real win

>>593701600
Seconded

When you come over can you stop by the store and grab some cherry coke, Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough, Italian bread, salami, and a Harry Potter VHS.

>>593701560
Win

>>593701434

what a dumb bitch

>>593701714
reroll but add "Fuck Jeremy."

Tell Jeremy to take nudes of you quick times first

>>593701600
This one please OP

>>593701758
2muchleagueofcancer

Yes, I'd like the pleasure of your company, perhaps watching Downton Abby whilst I fuck you senseless in every hole possible until you're a quivering mass, spent, sweaty, and passed out

>>593701714
rerolling

>>593701516
rawl

>>593700756
this isnt a legendary thread at all. this thread is fucking boring and fake. get out of here newfag

yes, come over and we shall stick speggie up our anus' whilst we watch spiderman 3

>>593701981
That's my favorite show on television right now.

>>593701600
better winrar

>>593701600
Listen to the dubs, OP.

>>593697981
How about you stick your phone up your ass, faggot.

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2 decides

>>593701417
>she added herself into my phone.

>>593701434
Just send a pic from the bathroom, then you can come over

>>593702037
m'lord, you are too kind to this meghan

Seriously, you can come over when you show me the tits I wanna see. Do it in the bathroom. Fuck Jeremy.

No justice, no peace, no rayciss po-lice nigga
Black lives matter

plz no, I want da pusi

>>593702243
Good don't want your herpaids you cunt.

>>593702243
I knew it meghan!! You little slut. STOP TEXTING MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU END UP DEAD IN A FUCKING DITCH!!!!

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SLUT!!!!

>>593702243
>she added herself into my phone.
And your girlfriend is cool with it. Right.

>>593702243
No, I want you to come over so I can fill all of your holes full of balljuice

>>593702362
WINRAR

Yeah you can come over

>>593701600
rolling

>>593702336
Roll

>>593702243
Learn to fucking spell slut. Then maybe I'll think about it.

>>593702362
WINRAR

>>593702362
winrar!

>>593702362
winner winner chicken lunch

>>593701600
Roll for dis

>>593702243
okay seriously i'm getting kinda tired of this crap just come over already for fucks sake. I want a blowjob.

>>593702353
Winrar

>>593702362
winrar

>>593702362
duh... winning

Look you slut. You give me a picture of your tits or I will shoot you from long distance

>>593702362
Winrar

>>593702402
"Girlfriend"

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>>593702362

If you come over can I stick my phone in your vagina and take pictures so i can know what it is like to be a baby in the womb

>>593702243

get here and let me slow roast my meat in your turd furnace

>>593702362
windows

>>593702336
rerollllllllllllllllllllll

>>593702243
Get your sexy ass and Jeremy over here right now. I want to stick my fist in your pussy and my finger knuckle deep in Jeremy's asshole as we bask in the glorious moonlight

>>593702362
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>593702362
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

>>593702362
winrar winrar chicken dinrar