I don't swim in my pool much anymore.

>>593403176
is that a fucking spider riding a dead mouse like a raft?

>>593403176
If you're gonna try to pass it off as your own you should at least change the imgur filename

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>>593403176

Spider-bro is just enjoying the pool, man. You should join him. Looks like a good time.

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>>593403176
ITT: Faggots scared of an insect

i wonder about the backstory of this

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Nope.jpg

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>>593404598
that thing is a monster you shut the fuck up it probably drowned that mouse in the pool by holding it head under the water with its goddamn strength

>>593404598
Arachnids are not insects.

Probably a Lord of the Rings battle where the mice are against the spiders and the mice are losing when the birds come in and rek all the spiders except this one who played dead and is riding a dead enemy back to his home city

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so the spider drowned the rat and then abused the dead body as a raft? 10/10

>>593404900
This.
also nice dubs + sooyoung

>>593403176
gay...

>>593403176

Charlotte nixed Templeton.

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OH MY GOD!

>>593405236
spiders are fucking metal man, they liquefy organs and paralyze you while tying you up for later

And the mice all had heelys on their front paws and light up sketchers on their back paws which they went back to town with victorious, although they took heavy casualties. They start repopulating and preparing to launch a counter offensive using birds with heelys

australians.;;...

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>>593404598
>insect
get out, pleb

fuck spiders

>>593405236
Is that a raincoat?!

The spiders all took pcp and Meth to attempt to compensate for their massive disadvantage against birds but they all just ate each other's legs and shit out Web

>>593403176

A nagging question. Did the spider just happen upon a dead mouse floating in the pool?

Or, did the spider win a spectacular fight with the mouse, luring it to the pool so it would drown?

>>593406198
this is actually bugging me too, i wish i could have seen it go down

This brings us back to the spider on the mouse. Eventually he crossed the lake and made it back to a neighboring colony of spiders. He asked for help in the next battle, but the spider king of that colony informed him that all of his kin ate each other's legs while getting picked apart by birds wearing sketchers while they were on drugs. Our hero, leonid, was devastated.

>>593405884
Why yes it is, anon!

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>>593403176
http://karolina18live.tumblr.com/
>Live free

cant you just throw a football on it really hard

faggot spider will drown and the pool will once again be open

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i just backed pulled my feet from under the desk now thanks to that pic >>593403176

>>593407104
>giving a spider more ammo
You fool

>>593406398
I'm sure the guy who took the photo placed it there.

>>593407104
>a basement dweller is just going to have a football lying around

What became of leonid? He became a drifter. Going from town to town, telling people his story. It wasn't until later that he and a mouse interbred to end all hostilities between the two factions. At this time, op was not a faggot

>>593406734
The Scorpion and the Frog (A Wise Tale)

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. But in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”

Replies the scorpion: “It’s my nature…”

>>593405109
bro I read every lord of the rings book ever made and I can assure you this did in fact happen

>>593408117
That's fucking stupid, animals can't talk you fucking furry, go back to your circlejerk containment threads

>>593403176
>keep walking, asshole

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>>593403176

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Row row row your boat gently down the NOO NOOOOO NO! NO! NOOOOOO!

>>593408825
It's a fable used to illustrate the tendency of kikes to destroy the society on which they're riding high

>>593410675
You're a fable

>>593403176

First thing i would do is grab a large rock while ensuring i don't let it out of my sight for more than 2 seconds.
Next i would sink the fucker. Then i would drain the pool, find its corpse and smash the fuck out of it with a large plank of wood. I'd then set it on fire to ensure it's dead and jump up and down on it some more. Then i'd jet wash the pool, clean the filters, bleach everything and still never go back in it.

Fucking spiders ruin everything.

>>593412908
replace spider with nigger and you're right

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>>593403176

>>593413255
replace nigger with kike and you're even more right

>>593403176
get something that is lighter than water and burns.
Set the water on fire

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>>593413598
>>>/pol/
back to your containment board you fucking nazi

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This thread made me kek, well played anon's, well played.

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>>593414543
>>kike
back to the middle east with you, hooknosed devil

>>593414543
>>>/kike/

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>>593405884
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